It's been a while

[Celephais]

I figure this deserves the annoucements folder. It's been a while guys. Happy St. Patrick's day. How've you been holding up without me?

I've been pretty busy with real life, as ridiculous as that sounds. I've cleaned up a few portions of it pretty well, what with all the time I've found with ignoring you guys. One of those items is having bought a real host for my website, so the deadlylight boobs are here to stay, no worrying about them dropping out (well except for the fact that the EULA says I can't have any adult material, F that bullshit, besides, it's all of $7 a month, so fuck them).

Anyway I have missed you guys, you'd be amazed at what all the free time has done to my life, hah, I bet you assholes could use it in your personal life, especially you sott, image what all the time you spent here focused on your life could do, like that'll happen... but my life has been great now that I've focused on cleaning up the problems I've had.

Love
Celephais,
AKA Kellen.

[Xanator]

It's been 18 days. And you have reached one bazillion posts. Have you been... HAXXORED?

[Tisket]

I was wondering why you dropped out of sight. I disapprove of any kind of leave without prior approval. Shame on you.

[Celephais]

I was wondering why you dropped out of sight. I disapprove of any kind of leave without prior approval. Shame on you.
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifEducated Black Women... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1071779#post1071779)03-17-2010 01:44 AMWhy haven't you been posting lately. This is unacceptable. Consider this a warning. Tisket

I know, it's shameful, I'm back though. It's been a long time. Let me regale you with the tale of the white woman lost:
http://www.bartcop.com/blazing-white-women.jpg

Well okay it's really not about a white woman lost, although in the course of this time off I did have a white woman mislead me (She called me a "Good cuddler" and then a day later after giving me a phone number she informed me she didn't mean to mislead, she had a boyfriend).

So in reality I've been cleaning up my life, my room is now immaculate, and it took manliness to achieve it (women cannot opperate screw drivers from my research).

Oh, and I had my basement flood when my power went out during this recent storm, rented a generator to run the sump pump, and the generator (outside) set off the fire alarms, and our ceiling was leaking. Nice buildup there.

Do I let this let me down? Fuck no. I cooked a corned beef brisket for 11+ hours in a crock pot, it was amazing. And St. Patrick's day is all it takes to turn around my mood.

[Androidpk]

"Good cuddler"

Harsh.

[Drew]

Hi.

[Celephais]

"Good cuddler"

Harsh.
Yeah, that hurt.


Hi.
Hi.

[iJin]

I missed your face.

[Xanator]

Do I let this let me down? Fuck no. I cooked a corned beef brisket for 11+ hours in a crock pot, it was amazing. And St. Patrick's day is all it takes to turn around my mood.

Our thought for the day. There aren't too many words that rhyme with brisket. Tisket rhymes with brisket. That they both found their way into this thread is remarkable. Remarkable, indeed.

[Celephais]

A little heads up because I know this is really important to a lot of you, the boob page has been moved from deadlylight to beerzombie. Yeah, I know, earthshattering. Fucking deal with it. Uptime will be significantly improved, so it's worth it

[BriarFox]

Our thought for the day. There aren't too many words that rhyme with brisket. Tisket rhymes with brisket. That they both found their way into this thread is remarkable. Remarkable, indeed.

Kissed it also rhymes with Tisket.

[LMingrone]

I had some Triscuits with artichokes, cherry tomatoes and cheese today. Fucking delicious.

[Celephais]

The Brisket was fucking delicious ... as I imagine Tisket is.
http://i39.tinypic.com/o6zhc2.jpg

[Drew]

The Brisket was fucking delicious ... as I imagine Tisket is.

Why imagine when she will fly to wherever you are if you cover her airfare and booze?

[iJin]

A little heads up because I know this is really important to a lot of you, the boob page has been moved from deadlylight to beerzombie. Yeah, I know, earthshattering. Fucking deal with it. Uptime will be significantly improved, so it's worth it

I said I fucking missed your face don't ignore me!! After I've sent you many boobs! ;)

[Celephais]

Why imagine when she will fly to wherever you are if you cover her airfare and booze?
She's already told me if her Husband kick's the bucket she'll be on her way towards me... that and this:

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_pos.gifRep Whoring Pyramid... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=954051#post954051) 06-16-2009 01:03 AM Haha, was going to leave you a very naughty rep comment but then remembered the "Respond to Rep" thread and didn't want to have to deny it if you posted it there. It involved eating an orange in my underwear though. Tisket
.. Most of her reps have come with the note that she'll deny any of them if I ever quote her on them.

[Stanley Burrell]

Remember that one time we had fun in-person? Because I don't.

Upgrade your platinum card to iridium -- And then limo me over to wherever the white women at (even the one's who call you a "good cuddler.")

Peace.

[Celephais]

Remember that one time we had fun in-person? Because I don't.

Upgrade your platinum card to iridium -- And then limo me over to wherever the white women at (even the one's who call you a "good cuddler.")

Peace.
Hey man, I was willing to shuttle you to the get together, but you never bother to take me up on it!

[Stanley Burrell]

Space shuttle.

[Drew]

Rep Whoring Pyramid... 06-16-2009 01:03 AM Haha, was going to leave you a very naughty rep comment but then remembered the "Respond to Rep" thread and didn't want to have to deny it if you posted it there. It involved eating an orange in my underwear though. Tisket



I'll be in my bunk. (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=I%27ll%20be%20in%20my%20bunk)

[Tisket]

.. Most of her reps have come with the note that she'll deny any of them if I ever quote her on them.

I hate to break this to you but those are from Nachos. He's been pining for you.

[Celephais]

I said I fucking missed your face don't ignore me!! After I've sent you many boobs! ;)
I look so tired but for you...
http://www.beerzombie.com/images/face2.jpg

http://www.beerzombie.com/images/face.jpg

and wait, I got "many" boobs?

[Stanley Burrell]

and wait, I got "many" boobs?

I knew a dude with 6 nipples; he had the regular two, then 2 really small ones mid-torso, and then two tiny, sort-of nipples on his stomach. That 3-breasted beeatch from Total Recall was like, "I stand defeated."

Edit: There wasn't cleavage, but it was still six nipples. If he played GemStone enough, you can damn well bet there'd be three sets of mantitties.

[AnticorRifling]

I look so tired but for you...
http://www.beerzombie.com/images/face2.jpg

http://www.beerzombie.com/images/face.jpg

and wait, I got "many" boobs?

ZOMG is you Giovanni Ribisi?!

[Sweets]

Calvin was greatly missed. Well, maybe you too....maybe.

[Drisco]

What's your website, I want to view it and add to your new epeen that is your site hit count!

Hope you are doing well, you have been missed!

[Celephais]

What's your website, I want to view it and add to your new epeen that is your site hit count!

Hope you are doing well, you have been missed!
By website I just meant that I'm no longer hosting it from my personal computer, so any time I turn it off/power goes out/whatever my calvin signature (and boob link after it) will still be up for you guys.

I don't actually use it for a blog or anything else that could be considered a "site", just random stuff.

Doing great, even managed to not be hungover the morning after St. Patrick's day, not sure the last time that happened.

[Latrinsorm]

You're white???

Is it as weird to you as it is to me how cleaning has changed from a chore to a deeply gratifying experience, akin to winning at chess or finding pseudo-permanent hosting for a breasts (and Tisket's butt) site?

[Another odd duck]

"Calvin was greatly missed. Well, maybe you too....maybe."

I still belive Watterson quit because the kid he was getting his inspiration from grew up!!!

"Doing great, even managed to not be hungover the morning after St. Patrick's day, not sure the last time that happened."

Maintaining amateur status?

[Kuyuk]

Welcome back meow.

[Sean of the Thread]

hah, I bet you assholes could use it in your personal life, especially you sott, image what all the time you spent here focused on your life could do, like that'll happen...



Glad to hear you're doing well pal.

Don't be fooled by my shit. I pay serious attention to my life current and future. Not so much the past.

And I finally landed a job. And I feel great! I also like my shit job way better than sitting in a leather chair in some fucking office with 100x the stress. And it's a job where I don't have access to the boards so even better for me and for you all hehe.

LOVE SEAN

[Kuyuk]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jKDuEG1KcRM/R8krHP5e5HI/AAAAAAAACgU/r8a721-SQoI/s200/Chain%2BGang.jpg