View Full Version : Serious research: GOBBLE
To my great amusement I've found out that whoever made up the gobble verb actually coded different races being able to take more or less bites. I'm curious if it's strictly race based or if stats might play into it as well. So I could use any characters of any race to test this (easiest way is manna bread which is five bites) bigger races may need to buy something from the grocer (suggestions on what has a ton of bites would be nice).
Results so far:
giantman: 5 bites (at least)
human: 4 bites per gobble
half elf: 3 bites per gobble
dwarf: 3 bites per gobble
Baelog
03-17-2010, 02:55 PM
Uh...hey Drew...
You take a bite of your birthday cake. So tender, it practically melts on your tongue.
You have 59 bites left.
>gobb my cake
You gobble down your birthday cake in one enormous bite. So tender, it practically melts on your tongue.
That was the last of it!
You take a bite of your wedding cake. The delicate blend of flavors lingers just long enough to pique your interest.
You have 99 bites left.
>
gobb my cake
You gobble down your wedding cake in one enormous bite. So tender, it practically melts on your tongue.
That was the last of it!
That help?
Some Rogue
03-17-2010, 02:59 PM
I heard Anticor was good at gobbling. You should ask him.
AnticorRifling
03-17-2010, 03:11 PM
They added bearded clam to the menu?
Uh...hey Drew...
You take a bite of your birthday cake. So tender, it practically melts on your tongue.
You have 59 bites left.
>gobb my cake
You gobble down your birthday cake in one enormous bite. So tender, it practically melts on your tongue.
That was the last of it!
You take a bite of your wedding cake. The delicate blend of flavors lingers just long enough to pique your interest.
You have 99 bites left.
>
gobb my cake
You gobble down your wedding cake in one enormous bite. So tender, it practically melts on your tongue.
That was the last of it!
That help?
What do you get if you gobble manna bread?
Some Rogue
03-17-2010, 03:33 PM
A yeast infection?
Allereli
03-17-2010, 03:49 PM
I gag when I gobble
I gag when I gobble
Maybe you should consider switching to ladies?
Latrinsorm
03-17-2010, 04:28 PM
My integral contribution to this thread: magical consumables are probably different from regular consumables.
Baelog
03-17-2010, 07:28 PM
What do you get if you gobble manna bread?
You gobble down your cracked wheat bread in one enormous bite. Biting into the cracked wheat bread releases bits of honey and fresh grain tastes. It is comforting food, reminiscent of hearth and home.
The spiritual nourishment has a replenishing effect upon you.
That was the last of it!
There you go
Thanks but you never told me what race you are?
Baelog
03-17-2010, 07:41 PM
Sorry! I thought you knew, I'm Giantman.
Durgrimst
03-17-2010, 08:28 PM
Takes my elf 2 gobbles
Androidpk
03-17-2010, 08:35 PM
I sense great promise in this thread.
WRoss
03-17-2010, 08:58 PM
My half-elf and sylvan both consume 3 bites.
burghal gnome does 2 bites
Gibreficul
03-18-2010, 07:27 AM
You all bite. I will test when my internet comes back
I thought hobbits were the gobbling champs
Kithor
03-18-2010, 11:28 PM
I've noticed when I gobble mana bread the benefit doesn't seem to last as long, anyone know if this is true or if I'm just imagining it?
WRoss
03-18-2010, 11:30 PM
you need to come gobble my mana bread. It lasts twice as long.
DaCapn
03-19-2010, 12:20 AM
Halflings take two bites for every gobble.
audioserf
03-19-2010, 06:34 AM
I'm a half-krolvin and will gladly perform this research in the name of science. I just need someone to cast me bread.
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