HOW MUCH ARE YOU ALIKE TO YOUR PC PERSONA IRL?

[Stanley Burrell]

Would you blush? Are you a little schoolgirl/boy with laces in their shoes avoiding a trip to the principle's office?

Do you dudes revel in lap-dances from 1,000 lb. New Jersey peoples while your grandma and mom tip in pancakes?

Do you ladies ride around nude on your Star Wars-themed unicorns and cover yourself up at work with a wall of crusty dildos?

Who you be?

[Androidpk]

What kind of drugs do you do?

[ElvenFury]

I let a pedobear reference slip while hanging out with a group of friends. I was surprised no one got it. Explaining it was a little awkward.

[Stanley Burrell]

What kind of drugs do you do?

Lexapro, hydroxyzine and melatonin.

I am hardcore.

[Drisco]

It's actually a really good Poll. Just to bad you made shitty Options.

Sad face

[Stanley Burrell]

Explaining it was a little awkward.

A live-action demonstration would faze me, I have to admit.

[Stanley Burrell]

It's actually a really good Poll. Just to bad you made shitty Options.

Sad face

Hold on.

OK: Done.

[ElvenFury]

A live-action demonstration would faze me, I have to admit.
No, I found the gif where pedobear leaps into the picture and steals the little girl. See? See, it's funny! [nervous laughter] Err ... next subject.

[Drevihyin]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

[Stanley Burrell]

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

Yeah, thanks, we all know that 99% of PC'ers have an Axis I or II that marmoset could point out.

I'm talking about us. And marmosets.

[Jorddyn]

Barring the fact that none of my friends know that I used to play a text based online RPG - yea, this is me.

[Androidpk]

Lexapro, hydroxyzine and melatonin.

I am hardcore.

I was inquiring about the recreational kind.

[Stanley Burrell]

I was inquiring about the recreational kind.

Not e-fucking-nough. I have enough money to buy one of those shooters they have at the liquor store counter maybe once a week.

So, yeah. Give me your fucking money. And recreations.

[DCSL]

This is pretty much me. I do make sick jokes constantly and sarcasm is my main form of communication. The only thing that might surprise anyone here is that I'm not touchy-feely. I don't like to be touched all that much and I don't go out of my way to touch others. Although I'll still make many jokes about it. This may change when I'm wasted.

[Bobmuhthol]

I like to touch you. I hope you like to touch me.

[Jorddyn]

This is pretty much me. I do make sick jokes constantly and sarcasm is my main form of communication. The only thing that might surprise anyone here is that I'm not touchy-feely. I don't like to be touched all that much and I don't go out of my way to touch others. Although I'll still make many jokes about it. This may change when I'm wasted.

My long lost twin.

Come give me a hug!

(I've been drinking... it's ok!)

[Stanley Burrell]

I like to touch you. I hope you like to touch me.

Did you not hear the woman, clearly she was all:

http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/can%27t%20touch%20this.jpg

Unless she's wasted. Where can I buy nerve gas?

[Tisket]

I think the first poll choice would be more accurate than what I chose. I am also a liar though so I picked the "more vivid, deranged and perverted" option.

Or I could be lying in this post.

[Back]

I am brutally honest, so, I would say what you see is what you get and what you get is what you see with me. Yeah.

[4a6c1]

Haha. All my craziest thoughts find their manifest on the internet. I'm boring in real life. I like tennis. And argyle. And everything to be clean and organized. I dont usually express myself in such crude terms. Although I do have a dry wit and take very little seriously. I can be a real idiot when I'm trying to make people laugh.

[Tisket]

I am brutally honest, so, I would say what you see is what you get and what you get is what you see with me. Yeah.

Unless you're counting those times you were being inherently dishonest by trying to pass yourself off as another handle.

[SHAFT]

Unless you're counting those times you were being inherently dishonest by trying to pass yourself off as another handle.

why you gotta bring up the past?

[Stanley Burrell]

Haha. All my craziest thoughts find their manifest on the internet. I'm boring in real life. I like tennis. And argyle. And everything to be clean and organized. I dont usually express myself in such crude terms. Although I do have a dry wit and take very little seriously. I can be a real idiot when I'm trying to make people laugh.

We were made for each other. You bring the argyle, I'll bring the tennis rackets.

Also, I am extremely curious as to how Backlash would present himself as a human being on a person-to-person basis please don't flame me.

[Tisket]

why you gotta bring up the past?

He has such a high opinion of himself and it's so totally baseless that sometimes I can't help but comment.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I am just as cracked IRL as I am in cyberspace, at least I think I am.

Cel, Nachos, and Liagala can confirm/deny.

[Tisket]

I somehow think you actually tone it down for us. I haven't decided if that is good or not though.

[DCSL]

I like to touch you. I hope you like to touch me.

Oooo, you touch my tra la la.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I somehow think you actually tone it down for us. I haven't decided if that is good or not though.

Probably.. I wasn't sure though. Sometimes I reign it in even here, sometimes not.. It really depends on the situation and how comfortable I feel.

[iJin]

My PC handle is my lazy side of me. I try to post as little as I can, and when I do, it's with as little words as possible.

[Sweets]

My humor seems to translate better when in person. I love an ironic turn of events and exploit it. People closest to me know when to take me seriously and when everything I'm saying is in fun/mock. Getting drunk and making assholes cry was a favorite pass time of mine in college. I have a knack for pushing the right buttons.

[AnticorRifling]

I am who am I and that's all that I ams.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

How I post here is how I am in real life as well. Maybe a little more deviant regards sexual activities, but other than that, this is me :)

[Cephalopod]

I am just as cracked IRL as I am in cyberspace, at least I think I am.

Cel, Nachos, and Liagala can confirm/deny.

Confirmed. When you urinated on that blind homeless guy, it pretty much sealed the deal. (That may or may not have happened, much like global warming may or may not be happening. She is just as entertainingly offensive IRL as she is here, though.)

I think I'm the same person, although I'm not really that active on these boards for there to be a representative sample. I do carry around a briefcase full of printouts of unicorns having sex wherever I go and show them to people on the subway.

Also, I really do look like Daffy Duck constantly fapping.

[Liagala]

I am just as cracked IRL as I am in cyberspace, at least I think I am.

True story. I wasn't quite sure what to expect when we met up that night, but she really is just as nuts (and hilarious) IRL as she is here.


/I think I'm the same person, although I'm not really that active on these boards for there to be a representative sample. I do carry around a briefcase full of printouts of unicorns having sex wherever I go and show them to people on the subway.

Also, I really do look like Daffy Duck constantly fapping.

This one may or may not be a true story. Let me tell you how many weird looks you get walking into a movie theater with a fapping Daffy Duck next to you!


I act here the way I would act IRL if everone else understood internet jokes. It's kinda tough to laugh at pedobear when no one understands WTF you're talking about, and now wants you 478057402 miles away from their kids at all times. Since most people don't get internet jokes, and a fair number of them just plain don't have the personality for it, I tend to be a little more "normal" IRL. Give me a bunch of PC nutcases though, and I'd be just like I am here.

[Xanator]

Anyone actually gonna pick the first option?

http://funnysayingstshirts.com/images/thumbs_cache/ethug_shirt.jpg

[AnticorRifling]

Anyone actually gonna pick the first option?

http://funnysayingstshirts.com/images/thumbs_cache/ethug_shirt.jpg

No but we know of at least one who plays WoW from time to time. Chaincreep shut him up pretty fast with a "XYZ who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I will see you tomorrow at work and have no problem waiting in the parking lot to whoop that ass". He's been much less e-thuggy since that. But yeah he used to be a shit talker but a complete muffin in real life it was funny/sad.

[Some Rogue]

I am who am I and that's all that I ams.

You're Popeye?

[Drew]

Also, I really do look like Daffy Duck constantly fapping.

I thought you were pumping up an inflatable alligator.

[TheEschaton]

I am a lot more laid back and less argumentative in RL. Though those thoughts are running through my head constantly when people are morons.

[Back]

Brilliant pole, old goat.

[Drew]

Brilliant pole, old goat.

Attempt to sound like Jay Gatsby: fail

Attempt to sound like a goat fucker: succeed

[Back]

Attempt to sound like Jay Gatsby: fail

Attempt to sound like a goat fucker: succeed

Attempt to make me cry:

http://www.iblala.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/vader-fail1.jpg

[ElvenFury]

There are some posters that are obviously fictitious personae (e.g. Clyde, Wesley), and there are a few posters who are so blatantly over the top that there's no way they could function in real life if they acted the same (e.g. Stanley, RojoD), but I'm guessing that 95% of the people on here follow the rules of typical human behavior, where their humor adjusts slightly depending on the social context.

I'm a little surprised at the number of people who picked the second option, but I suppose it might be due to the limited choice in answers?

[Back]

The people who selected the last option now scare me. In the pants.

[Asha]

I really believe dear Stanley is the same in RL.
I've seen pictures.

[Back]

But have you heard his voice?

It is a shrill sound...

[iJin]

Stanley has a sex operator voice. For reals.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

No but we know of at least one who plays WoW from time to time. Chaincreep shut him up pretty fast with a "XYZ who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I will see you tomorrow at work and have no problem waiting in the parking lot to whoop that ass". He's been much less e-thuggy since that. But yeah he used to be a shit talker but a complete muffin in real life it was funny/sad.

Who's Chaincreep? He post here or just in your guild in WoW?

[Cephalopod]

I thought you were pumping up an inflatable alligator.

Whatever pet name floats your boat.

[AnticorRifling]

Who's Chaincreep? He post here or just in your guild in WoW? He doesn't post here.

[Latrinsorm]

I'm taller IRL, otherwise identical. You wouldn't believe how hard it is to splinter quote someone in real time.

[Salueha]

I'm a lot more introverted in real life. Because of the anonymous nature of the forums (and the internet in general), I find I'm able to express my opinions and really just be more open. I'm not an emo that has severe social anxiety in real life, but I am quite shy and definitely not the "life" of the conversation. Here, I'll chime in and offer my opinions whenever I want to.

I must say, the sense of humor on the PC is amazing though. I spent awhile lurking before I finally got around to posting. You all are a fun group of people.

[ElvenFury]

I'm a lot more introverted in real life. Because of the anonymous nature of the forums (and the internet in general), I find I'm able to express my opinions and really just be more open. I'm not an emo that has severe social anxiety in real life, but I am quite shy and definitely not the "life" of the conversation.

Here, I'll chime in and offer my opinions when I want to. I tend to be more reserved and usually observe in real life. I must say, the sense of humor on the PC is amazing though. I spent awhile lurking before I finally got around to posting. You all are a fun group of people.
You're fun too. You should try showing your boobs.

[iJin]

You're fun too. You should try showing your boobs.

How about you show your boobs too? !

[AestheticLife]

Says the person teasing BDSM-friendly habbits while simultaneously depriving us of more boobs (though I'm not sure we would care to see yours).

Tits or GTFO.

[Allereli]

You're fun too. You should try showing your boobs.

I guess I'm the same, since most of my friends have seen my boobs at some point.

[Keller]

No but we know of at least one who plays WoW from time to time. Chaincreep shut him up pretty fast with a "XYZ who the fuck do you think you're talking to? I will see you tomorrow at work and have no problem waiting in the parking lot to whoop that ass". He's been much less e-thuggy since that. But yeah he used to be a shit talker but a complete muffin in real life it was funny/sad.

Do you have access to XYZ's account?

Do you want to instigate an ass-whooping?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Did someone mention tits? I thought I heard something...

[iJin]

Says the person teasing BDSM-friendly habbits while simultaneously depriving us of more boobs (though I'm not sure we would care to see yours).

Tits or GTFO.

I've shown my boobs. :)

[Cephalopod]

I've shown my boobs. :)

Having seen said boobs, I must say everyone would probably be quite pleased to see them.

[AestheticLife]

I've shown my boobs. :)

Past tense. You lose.

[iJin]

Past tense. You lose.

I'll show you boobs if you say who your alt is.

[Drew]

I've shown my boobs. :)

You definitely weren't trading in the pay it forward thread.

[Warriorbird]

I tend to be more relaxed.
People think I'm nice to a fault.
I'm much much politer to Republicans IRL.

[ElvenFury]

How about you show your boobs too? !
Why settle for pictures when I can oil myself up and take video of yours truly doing the truffle shuffle?

[Xanator]

Why settle for pictures when I can oil myself up and take video of yours truly doing the truffle shuffle?

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/arkitypes/ChunkTruffleShuffle.gif

YEEEEEEEEAH

EDIT: Oil yourself up with canola oil, though.

[Back]

I <3 Oreos.

[Tisket]

I've shown my boobs. :)

And they were awesome.

Yes, I got them but some guys didn't. Haha. I sneer in your general direction if you didn't get to see them. And I pity you at the same time.

[DCSL]

This thread makes me wish we could have an actual bi-coastal PC gathering to see how full of shit any of us are.

[Jorddyn]

This thread makes me wish we could have an actual bi-coastal PC gathering to see how full of shit any of us are.

Ahem.

Some of us aren't coastal at all!

Though, Iowa is conveniently located mid-country. And I have a shit ton of empty space currently.

[DCSL]

We'd never get even a majority to come. Trying to get everyone on the PC to agree to anything is a losing battle. Like herding cats, really. It just won't happen.

[Cephalopod]

Ahem.

Some of us aren't coastal at all!

Though, Iowa is conveniently located mid-country. And I have a shit ton of empty space currently.

I think we're all heading to your place when the Zombiepocalypse occurs.

[Jorddyn]

I think we're all heading to your place when the Zombiepocalypse occurs.

How about we meet at my parents' house instead? Lots more weapons.

[Cephalopod]

.

How about we meet at my parents' house instead? Lots more weapons.

(thread crossover)

Will your boobs be there?

[Jorddyn]

(thread crossover)

Will your boobs be there?

If I'm there, I'm going to say there's a darn good chance they, too, will be present.

[DCSL]

Jorddyn, you should come and meet me and Nikki and whoever else wants to come in NYC this summer. There will be liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.

[Androidpk]

Jorddyn, you should come and meet me and Nikki and whoever else wants to come to beacon hill in Boston this summer. There will be liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.

Better.

[Jorddyn]

Jorddyn, you should come and meet me and Nikki and whoever else wants to come in NYC this summer. There will be liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.


Keep me updated when you're doing it. I like lots of liquor.

[Celephais]

My friends sometimes give me weird looks about some of the references I make. I try to keep track of what they know about and what the "internet" knows about, but it blurs pretty easily.

If you're going to take me seriously, you don't understand me, that's what I love about you guys, you know what's up.

[Celephais]

Jorddyn, you should come and meet me and Nikki and whoever else wants to come in NYC this summer. There will be liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.
What's your feeling on a threesome? (Uh, despite previous post, this is serious)

Keep me updated when you're doing it. I like lots of liquor.
Make that foursome.

[Drew]

What's your feeling on a threesome? (Uh, despite previous post, this is serious)

Already been booked, too late motherfucker.

[Celephais]

Already been booked, too late motherfucker.
Enjoy your champagne for one, they'll be in my room, despite what the books say.

[DCSL]

BOYS. Let's not fight. We'll be drinking you guys under the table anyway, so what makes you think you'll be upright?

[Stanley Burrell]

Anyone can drink me under the table. Being dirt poor drastically increases your intolerance to alcohol.

I'd be happy with a meet-up; have 0 sex, no viewing of boobs, or fun at all, just as long as you remember to draw many, many penises and racial slurs on my face with a sharpie after I pass out cold. Take pictures.

[DCSL]

Anyone can drink me under the table. Being dirt poor drastically increases your intolerance to alcohol.

I'd be happy with a meet-up; have 0 sex, no viewing of boobs, or fun at all, just as long as you remember to draw many, many penises and racial slurs on my face with a sharpie after I pass out cold. Take pictures.

It's a deal.

[Drew]

BOYS. Let's not fight. We'll be drinking you guys under the table anyway, so what makes you think you'll be upright?

Do you think we'll all be able to play gemstone over the same wireless connection?!?!?

[DCSL]

Do you think we'll all be able to play gemstone over the same wireless connection?!?!?

Maybe!! And then we can hunt together!

[Warriorbird]

BOYS. Let's not fight. We'll be drinking you guys under the table anyway, so what makes you think you'll be upright?

That made my evening.

[Celephais]

BOYS. Let's not fight. We'll be drinking you guys under the table anyway, so what makes you think you'll be upright?
When is this thingie anyway? Because that sounds like a fantastic proposition.

[AnticorRifling]

BOYS. Let's not fight. We'll be drinking you guys under the table anyway, so what makes you think you'll be upright? It's more fun under the table anyway.

[Asha]

I hope there's a fight!

[ElvenFury]

DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d19/arkitypes/ChunkTruffleShuffle.gif

YEEEEEEEEAH

EDIT: Oil yourself up with canola oil, though.
Let's just pretend for a second that I'm a novice when it comes to self oiling. Why canola oil?!

[Xanator]

Let's just pretend for a second that I'm a novice when it comes to self oiling. Why canola oil?!

Cholesterol.

[TheEschaton]

Jorddyn, you should come and meet me and Nikki and whoever else wants to come in NYC this summer. There will be liquor. Lots and lots of liquor.

<cough>NYC?

I have a spare bedroom.

And no, it's not in my pants.

[TheEschaton]

Although a third bedroom in my pants will be available.

[AnticorRifling]

Although a third bedroom in my pants will be available.

Why are you offering up your anus for a gathering? I mean we all expect it, but still be subtle.

[Cephalopod]

Why are you offering up your anus for a gathering? I mean we all expect it, but still be subtle.

Walk-in closets.

[4a6c1]

Anyone can drink me under the table. Being dirt poor drastically increases your intolerance to alcohol.

I'd be happy with a meet-up; have 0 sex, no viewing of boobs, or fun at all, just as long as you remember to draw many, many penises and racial slurs on my face with a sharpie after I pass out cold. Take pictures.

I hate living in the South. I would come to a vagina party and have sex with all sorts of snowboarding dinosaurs inside TheE's giant anus just to be able to draw a penis on a passed out Stanleyface.