Testosterone's secret identity

[Edaarin]

EDIT: What I meant was, the guy in this article could possibly also be Knights Templar.

http://www.lhup.edu/~dsimanek/fe-scidi.htm

[Edited on 3-24-2004 by Edaarin]

[Betheny]

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[Wezas]

Originally posted by Maimara
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What she said.

[Tsa`ah]

Do a search by username of "Testerone".

[TheEschaton]

The most astounding part:


As shown in a map published by Johnson, the known world is as circular and as flat as a phonograph record. The North Pole is at the center. At the outer edge lies the southern ice, reputed to be a wall 150 feet high; no one has ever crossed it, and therefore what lies beyond is unknown.

Where is this wall of ice? How come it is undocumented? Why don't you go to the southern edges, and document it. Take pictures of it, try and scale it?

How come we can't fly a fucking plane over a 150 foot high wall?


God, what a dumbass.

-TheE-

[Betheny]

I still don't get how this has anything to do with KT being Testosterone.

[Tsa`ah]

It is a joke.

One person's ignorance mirroring another person's ignorance.

[Betheny]

It happens a lot, if you give ten people a lobotomy, they'll all be drooling.

[Latrinsorm]

"Johnson's beliefs are firmly grounded in the Bible."

...no they're not.

[Knights Templar]

too bad I don't think the earth is flat, nor do I believe in heaven. Nice try, dumbass.

Cut it out with the racial slurs! If you cannot do better than that, try Googling for Insults.

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by HarmNone]

[Skirmisher]

I thought it was kind of sad.

Especially at the end where he had to pull her from the burning building. The poor kooks isolated themselves from the world and paid for it.

:(

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Knights Templar
too bad I don't think the earth is flat, nor do I believe in heaven. Nice try, dumbass.
*Edited because the original post was edited*


And right on schedule the ignorance train pulls in.

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by HarmNone]

[Atlanteax]

:weirdthread:

[Betheny]

Originally posted by Knights Templar
too bad I don't think the earth is flat, nor do I believe in heaven. Nice try, dumbass. *Edited because the original post was edited*

Would you like some chitlins and collard greens?

That *is* what ignorant rednecks eat, right?

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by HarmNone]

[Knights Templar]

Considering I am from Pacific Palisades, CA and the fact that I am NOT a redneck, I wouldn't know. You seem right on top of things, being that you're a virginian.

[Betheny]

A virginian for 3 months, I'm from Minnesota.

And only rednecks are stupid enough to throw around racial slurs when they're obviously against policy.

Go on children's jeopardy, win some money, buy a clue thx.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Knights Templar
Considering I am from Pacific Palisades, CA That explains a lot.

[CrystalTears]

From California? What a shocker! :rolleyes:

[Betheny]

At least he isn't from Chino Hills............


..........OR IS HE?!

[Skirmisher]

Yeah, my same thoughts.

Find IzbinSean, get married, join the Flat Earth Society.

They need a new president and recording secretary.

[Tsa`ah]

We need to start a countdown?

[Galleazzo]

Just when you thought it couldn't get any weirder, it did.

:weirdthread:

[TheEschaton]

You seem right on top of things, being that you're a virginian.

At first, I thought this said Maimara was a virgin. I was amused at KT's assumptions.

Then, it was revealed unto me (how's that for biblical?) that the word was actually Virginian, improperly uncapitalized, and all my joy and laughter was taken away.

-TheE-
(note: Joy and laughter was not caused because the idea that Maimara is a virgin is laughable, but rather because I thought KT was making wild accusations which had nothing to do with the thread, much like this whole post.)

[Hulkein]

I'm not defending any racial slurs but KT was the subject of an insult by this whole thread, so it's no more ignorant for him to respond with insults then the original post was. In my unbiased opinion.

[Edaarin]

It's a joke about his archaic and unenlightened way of thinking. I didn't intend for it to be literally construed to mean that he believed the Earth is flat, but hey, I guess that's why I'm still a mere student with no credentials and he's got a few high school history classes under his belt to support his arguments.

Coming from the same general area as Maimara (Northern VA), I can also assure you that it's far from hickville. Once you venture down into Richmond or Chesapeake, that's where it gets redneck-ish.

[Hulkein]

I know you didn't mean it to literally say he thinks the world is flat, but it's more insulting (I would think) to call his line of thinking 'unenlightened.' I don't care either way, and I did find it funny Ed, I'm just playing Eschaton and defending the guy with the odds stacked against him.

[Edaarin]

Well, being insulting was sort of the point. Read some of his past posts, and you'll understand why I thought he should have enough thick skin to not be outraged that such a thread was started (and admittedly, he took it better than some people would).

[Galleazzo]

That's cause KT is just an idjit. Now Testy, he's pure-D racist asshole. I'm kinda surprised he didn't pick Zyklon-B or NSDAP for a handle or something like that.

[Betheny]

Originally posted by TheEschaton

You seem right on top of things, being that you're a virginian.

At first, I thought this said Maimara was a virgin. I was amused at KT's assumptions.

Then, it was revealed unto me (how's that for biblical?) that the word was actually Virginian, improperly uncapitalized, and all my joy and laughter was taken away.

-TheE-
(note: Joy and laughter was not caused because the idea that Maimara is a virgin is laughable, but rather because I thought KT was making wild accusations which had nothing to do with the thread, much like this whole post.)

Dude, don't feel bad, it confused me for a minute too, then I realized where I live and it made sense.

[Betheny]

I guess that's why I didn't get this thread, I skip his posts.

[Testosterone]

You fucking losers don't have anything better to do than to talk about me?

Hahaha...

I fucking own you.

[Edaarin]

You have nothing better than look up conspiracy shit online, and then back off everytime a real arguement pops up. Try and pass yourself off as educated, when all you've done is look at summaries of whatever new neo Nazi bullshit one of your crackhead friends passes on to you. You don't play Gemstone, you're here on an unofficial board for it, and most of your posts serve no purpose other than to show everyone how cool you are to go up against established theories with nothing to back yourself up except evidence that only a retard would accept.

I hope next time I'm in the Westchester area, you can personally tell me how full of shit I am and how much of a sheep I am for disagreeing with your obviously omniscient self while placing my order for an Extra Value Meal. If you even work.

Loser that, bitch.

[Edited on 3-25-2004 by Edaarin]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

ahhhh hahahahaha

PWNED, loser.

[TheEschaton]

He's from WESTCHESTER?


As in WESTCHESTER COUNTY, NY?


Amazing.

-TheE-

[Testosterone]

Um... now you're fucking stalking me? Holy shit, you really have no life.

Next time you're in westchester i'll be glad to bash your face in with my fist. Just give me a call. (You were the one who started these insults and internet attacks)

Secondly, They are not conspiracy theories, they are facts. There was no holocaust, that's a fact. I am also skeptical about evolution, although i hold that it is a likely scenario for existence of species on earth. I also believe creation is as likely, if not more likely than evolution.

Have a good day.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

In the words of Abba...

Testosterone...

"His ignorance is encyclopedic"
- Abba Eban (1915-2002)

[Betheny]

Poor Testosterone.

How many times have you been turned down for a sex change?

[Galleazzo]

Testosterone + goat = orally satisfied goat

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Testosterone
Secondly, They are not conspiracy theories, they are facts. There was no holocaust, that's a fact. I am also skeptical about evolution, although i hold that it is a likely scenario for existence of species on earth. I also believe creation is as likely, if not more likely than evolution.

Have a good day.

Other 'facts' Testosterone believes in:

We never landed on the Moon.. that was done at a studio.

Speaking of the moon.. it's really made of green cheese.

The world is flat.

Elvis is still alive.

Santa Clause and the Tooth Fairy are real.

[Galleazzo]

Don't you fucking say that Big Red and the Tooth gal aren't. I'll come over and pwn you for that, sucka. They're as frigging real as Oz and Middle-Earth and don't you forget it.

[Testosterone]

Oh, the anger on this forum. Maybe you guys need to go out, talk to some girls, and stop being anti-social, gemstone playing, low-life losers.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Testosterone
Oh, the anger on this forum. Maybe you guys need to go out, talk to some girls, and stop being anti-social, gemstone playing, low-life losers. Why dont you take your own advice? You seem like the oppressed one to me.

[Warriorbird]

Many girls beleive the same things he does. Obviously.

[Mint]

Uh Parkbandit...um Elvis IS still alive. Fact.

Stop trying to rain on my parade.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Testosterone
Oh, the anger on this forum. Maybe you guys need to go out, talk to some girls, and stop being anti-social, gemstone playing, low-life losers.

It's a character flaw of mine. I have very little patience for ignorance.. so you can understand my irritation towards you at times.

[HarmNone]

In the words of my always-charming mother, why are we wasting time on this obvious waste of DNA???

HarmNone cannot imagine a reason

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by HarmNone
In the words of my always-charming mother, why are we wasting time on this obvious waste of DNA???

HarmNone cannot imagine a reason

Because it's even more enjoyable to me when you make fun of them and they don't realize it for a while :)

I'm thinking Testosterone will say "HEY!" in about 3 days, 14 hours and 12 minutes.

[HarmNone]

Sorry, Parkbandit. I hate to burst your bubble, but the mental equivalent of a rock is not going to have any major cognizant breakthrough. Such creatures just sit there and drool. ;)

HarmNone, with the mop

[Galleazzo]

You go, girl!