Riddle

[GSLeloo]

I'm uber bored and after asking four people, known who remembered, I'm wondering who remembers the answer to this classic riddle.

What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night.

[Satira]

It's a human. We crawl on all fours when we're a baby, we walk on two when we're an adult, and when we're old we use a cane. Or something.

[GSLeloo]

Right on the dot. Good job Satira.

[Bobmuhthol]

omg satira is le smartz!!

1. What walks on four legs in the morning, two in the afternoon, and three at night?

ANSWER: This is known as "The Riddle of the Sphinx" and the answer is man. When a baby - morning of life - man crawls on hands and knees: four legs. In the afternoon of life - grown up man, he walks on two feet. At night or evening of life, an old man might walk using a third foot - a cane.

[Satira]

I know, I'm the shizz.

[Galleazzo]

Alright, whatabout this one?

Cloth hides me from lewd and hungry eyes, even so I slowly rise under their stare, before a woman slips her hands underneath, frees me from the cloth, and kneads me over and over again.

What am I?

[Soulpieced]

A delicious loaf of bread?

[Galleazzo]

a) When she's done with the dough, anyway

b) If she can bake worth shit.

Homemade bread is the best, yum