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NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 04:48 PM
So I broke my leg last week while on the job. My boss gives me workers comp and I get to stay at home till I'm all healed up, cool, whatever. Well, yesterday, I was going stirr crazy sitting on my ass and playing video games. My friend invites me to her house. I get there and she's arguing with her boyfriend. Fuck that, I leave. End up paying the cabby double. MY girlfriend calls bitching about something I have no clue about. Hung up. Not in the mood to be yelled at. Several hours pass, nothing happens. I'm being driven insane, pain killers are failing to do their job.

I go out to buy booze, figure I'm just gonna get drunk and fall asleep. I get inside the store and these guys are immediately giving my dirty looks. Ignore them, buy my booze, on my way out. They all start following me. Now, I'm in a fucking wheelchair. I turn around, say, 'There a fucking problem?' Apparently I fired one of their druggy friends. One of 'em comes up behind me and tilts me forward. I land on my fucked up leg, before I can do so much as blink one of them kicks me square in the temple, I black out.

Woke up today in the hospital. Came home about...five minutes ago.

Yeah, fuck me, right?
Stanley Burrell
03-10-2010, 04:53 PM
Um, yeah, that's fucking assault. I'd follow up on that.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 04:54 PM
My uncle's looking into it.

My head is on fire.
Cephalopod
03-10-2010, 04:54 PM
Yeah, fuck me, right?

Did you wake up with a sore ass? If not, they probably didn't.

Sucks, though. Did the hospital say who dropped you off?
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 04:57 PM
The shop owner called the cops after chasing those guys off.
Parkbandit
03-10-2010, 04:59 PM
SotT is now NicAlbion?

WTF!?
TheEschaton
03-10-2010, 04:59 PM
Were you ever in the Armed Forces? Were the other guys in some other branch of the Armed Forces? Do you live in Florida? Is your name Sean?
Parkbandit
03-10-2010, 05:00 PM
Were you ever in the Armed Forces? Were the other guys in some other branch of the Armed Forces? Do you live in Florida? Is your name Sean?

SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW WWWWWWW
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 05:00 PM
No. No. No. No...wait...nope.
Stanley Burrell
03-10-2010, 05:00 PM
He suffered no bite marks or urine, it can't be.
Stanley Burrell
03-10-2010, 05:02 PM
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW WWWWWWW

I'm on 14.4kbps.





























































Times ≈ 200. But still.
BigWorm
03-10-2010, 05:03 PM
He suffered no bite marks or urine, it can't be.

But there was a wheelchair and liquor store involved, so some of the hallmarks of a SotT event are present.
TheEschaton
03-10-2010, 05:04 PM
Our posts were made in the same minute!
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 05:04 PM
His luck was passed down?
4a6c1
03-10-2010, 05:09 PM
Shit. That's a bad day.
Stanley Burrell
03-10-2010, 05:10 PM
But there was a wheelchair and liquor store involved, so some of the hallmarks of a SotT event are present.

Damn. Excellent point.

Alright: You geniuses piece the puzzle together because there's definitely a conspiracy (I'm guessing trademark cover-up going all the way up the chain, to no more and no less than the vice-Secretary of Veterans Affairs.)
Parkbandit
03-10-2010, 05:12 PM
Our posts were made in the same minute!

Yet.. mine was first.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 05:14 PM
Favoritism?
Stanley Burrell
03-10-2010, 05:17 PM
Sign the petition to move this to last post. (http://www.forum.gsplayers.com/report.php?p=1077095)
Archigeek
03-10-2010, 05:24 PM
That's a really shitty Tuesday. Sorry that happened, and hope you're able to pick the bastards out in a line up. Geeze, tipping a guy out of a wheel chair and kicking him in the temple, that's down there at the bottom of human behavior.
Zanagodly
03-10-2010, 05:27 PM
The visual depiction of that story did make me laugh. Hope the pricks get theirs though.
Ryvicke
03-10-2010, 05:29 PM
I hope your "uncle" is a cop or something. You got a good look at these dudes and know their friend's name or whatever so get into it. There's a circle in hell reserved for people that dump cripples.

That said--this story totally brightened my day.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 05:37 PM
My Uncle is an Ex-Detective with a bunch of cop buddies, he knows the Sergeant, they've been friends for a long time. So, yeah. These guys are gonna get caught.

I'm not worried about that.
Cephalopod
03-10-2010, 05:42 PM
You're not blind by any chance are you?

I might have less sympathy if that were the case.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 05:48 PM
No...I can see. Wear glasses, but I can still see.
Allereli
03-10-2010, 05:59 PM
pics or it didn't happen?
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 06:09 PM
Lemme get right on that.
4a6c1
03-10-2010, 06:13 PM
Sorry about your leg and stuff but the PC's 'We feel sorry for you on your outrageous bad day' meter is broken probably at least for the next 5 months on account of Sean and his constant supply of omglookwhatIdid's. We are human and are capable of feelings. Just not on the internet and not today or this month or maybe next month either.I guess. Yeah.
4a6c1
03-10-2010, 06:16 PM
Also I had to google meter to see how it was spelled. I was pretty sure there is no meat in meter but you know....it's good to check.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 06:16 PM
Naw, just good to vent.
Parkbandit
03-10-2010, 06:47 PM
Also I had to google meter to see how it was spelled. I was pretty sure there is no meat in meter but you know....it's good to check.

Anticor.. would you like to verify that statement?

I bet we could convince him there is such a meat measure as "meater".
Drew
03-10-2010, 06:51 PM
I remember you leaving the chat room saying you were going to get booze and someone said "that will end badly". Little did we know.
LMingrone
03-10-2010, 06:53 PM
You didn't call the cops right away? Why not?

edit: missed the part where you got knocked out. Call the cops.
LMingrone
03-10-2010, 07:01 PM
Oh, and make sure someone calls the store. Most of em have outside surveillance cameras, since they get robbed so much. Do it quick though, alot of them overwrite the video at certain intervals. Hope you feel better soon.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 07:11 PM
My uncle texted me saying they caught the guys. It had a photo. They were all busted up and bloodied.

That made me feel great.
Stanley Burrell
03-10-2010, 07:15 PM
My uncle texted me saying they caught the guys. It had a photo. They were all busted up and bloodied.

That made me feel great.

Dress up as Donald Trump and walk into the station to see 'em and exclaim, "YOU'RE FIRED!"
Croda
03-10-2010, 07:16 PM
Dress up as Donald Trump and walk into the station to see 'em and exclaim, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

???
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 07:18 PM
Dress up as Donald Trump and walk into the station to see 'em and exclaim, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

. . .

What?
Stanley Burrell
03-10-2010, 07:23 PM
. . .

What?


Dress up as Donald Trump and walk into the station to see 'em and exclaim, "YOU'RE FIRED!"



Dress up as Donald Trump and walk into the station to see 'em and exclaim, "YOU'RE FIRED!"

True.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 07:26 PM
Stanley, you're awesome.
4a6c1
03-10-2010, 07:26 PM
Meater reeder
Drevihyin
03-10-2010, 08:08 PM
Next time make nice with your girlfriend and have her bring the booze over. Please read the label on your pain killers normally they will say "DON'T MIX WITH ALCOHOL".

Hope the rest of your week is better.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 08:30 PM
Well, I got a text from her with two words 'it's over'. So...whatever.
Latrinsorm
03-10-2010, 08:34 PM
If it makes you feel better, at least she took the time to properly apostrophize her text message breakup. Plus you are now one of the most sympathetic people of all time, narrowly edging out Gandhi at 90 pounds and hot on the tail of the Christians murdered by Nero.
radamanthys
03-10-2010, 08:38 PM
Well, I got a text from her with two words 'it's over'. So...whatever.

Pro tip: The cunt punt is much more satisfying when it's done with a cast.
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 08:42 PM
Yeah, you can really tell how affected I was by my lack of reaction to it.
DCSL
03-10-2010, 08:48 PM
How long were you together?
4a6c1
03-10-2010, 09:05 PM
If it makes you feel better, at least she took the time to properly apostrophize her text message breakup. Plus you are now one of the most sympathetic people of all time, narrowly edging out Gandhi at 90 pounds and hot on the tail of the Christians murdered by Nero.

I'm really a fan of Nero (i voted for him!) and I resent you bringing your politics into this thread.

Also murder cannot correctly define the condition of those (alleged) Christians. Are we sure they are Christians? They might have been extremely flammable meater reeders (paper plus meat is super flammable).

Can we move this thread to the politics folder? Or can we move Latrin to the politics folder?

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phantasm
03-10-2010, 09:15 PM
I bet SotT was typing up a thread today about he got drunk, beat up a guy in a wheelchair, then got revenge beat by his uncle and woke up in the hospital, until he saw this thread.
Geshron
03-10-2010, 10:41 PM
That genuinely sucks dude, jeez! A kick to the temple sounds shitty, how are your gun laws?
NicAlbion
03-10-2010, 10:42 PM
I own a gun but I didn't think the friends of some druggy I fired two years ago would come out of nowhere and kick me in the head.
4a6c1
03-10-2010, 10:44 PM
Can anyone account for the whereabouts of Reawing on the night of......?
Ashlander
03-10-2010, 11:49 PM
I bet SotT was typing up a thread today about he got drunk, beat up a guy in a wheelchair, then got revenge beat by his uncle and woke up in the hospital, until he saw this thread.

Nah if it was a SotT thread there would have been more guys than just the uncle kicking his ass and he would have just been walking just in front of the guys that really beat on NicAlbion.
Showal
03-11-2010, 07:45 AM
I own a gun but I didn't think the friends of some druggy I fired two years ago would come out of nowhere and kick me in the head.

They were friends of someone you fired?
AnticorRifling
03-11-2010, 08:44 AM
Meater reeder You, woman, are not helping me in any way, shape, or form.
4a6c1
03-11-2010, 05:59 PM
That's positively Adamish of you. To think that men still exist who believe the superior gender is here to help them. Hah!
radamanthys
03-11-2010, 06:04 PM
That's positively Adamish of you. To think that men still exist who believe the superior gender is here to help them. Hah!

I don't understand. Men think men are there to help them?


I'm hungry, dear; Roast beef and swiss on marble rye plz.
4a6c1
03-11-2010, 06:13 PM
That sounds good. :-/
NicAlbion
03-11-2010, 11:45 PM
Ha, I got some X-rays done. I have minor cracks in my skull.
Mogonis
03-11-2010, 11:46 PM
Ha?
Stanley Burrell
03-11-2010, 11:57 PM
Ha, I got some X-rays done. I have minor cracks in my skull.Ha?

Seriously, how else are you supposed to announce a skull fracture?


Hello, I got some X-rays done. I have minor cracks in my skull.


Since I'm a really popular dude, I'd like everyone to know that I got some X-rays done. I have minor cracks in my skull.


:(, I got some X-rays done. I have minor cracks in my skull.


I've got some minor cracks in my skull, I got some X-rays done. I have minor cracks in my skull.

You have to go with "Ha." No other option.

Edit: Although,


I was offworld on Alpha Centauri, battling an army of interstellar manbearpigs with my trusty radioactive space spatula and malatov neutron-bomb cocktails, I got some X-rays done. I have minor cracks in my skull.

Would be acceptable.
NicAlbion
03-11-2010, 11:58 PM
I'm laughing at myself. I assumed I'd get away with a mild concussion and some scrapes.

That's what I get for assuming.
DCSL
03-11-2010, 11:58 PM
They didn't X-ray you in the ER?!
NicAlbion
03-11-2010, 11:59 PM
They didn't show them to me.
Kuyuk
03-12-2010, 08:39 AM
Must have weak bones...skull fracture and broken leg?

Tsk Tsk. Where are your 18 glasses of milk a day??

http://www.safefoodonline.com/Global/Publications/lunchboxDairy.jpg
4a6c1
03-12-2010, 11:57 AM
I was offworld on Alpha Centauri, battling an army of interstellar manbearpigs with my trusty radioactive space spatula and malatov neutron-bomb cocktails, I got some X-rays done. I have minor cracks in my skull.


Ahaha!

CANT REP U YET!