Potato Chips and Hydrocodone for Breakfast

[DaMaGe]

Yum.

It's gonna be a long day.


-Adam

[Betheny]

cottage cheese > potato chips.

[DaMaGe]

Not these.

Zapp's potato chips.

They're made like thirty minutes from where I live. Tasty.

My eye feels like it's about to fall out of the socket.


-Adam

[MPSorc]

well if they do fall out, you won't have to worry bout that Hydrocodone anymore

[DaMaGe]

True.

Yesterday was my first day back to work since I've been out.

I was cutting plywood and got some sawdust in my eye. Now I've got a corneal abrasion, and I spent ninety-four bucks for the doctor's visit and thirty-three for eyedrops and hydrocodone.


-Adam

[DianaBanana]

Originally posted by Maimara
cottage cheese > potato chips.

Cottage cheese is disgusting. How can you even look at that stuff?!? Bleh!

[Betheny]

I bet you eat yogurt. Yogurt is more disgusting.

[Edaarin]

Yogurt + cottage cheese = okay.

I've been toning down my lunch lately, used to have lots of carb-heavy food (burgers, pasta, pizza, sandwiches, more often than not all four) with soda. Now it's one of the four, some yogurt, salad, and water or 2% milk.

THIS ISN'T LIVING.

[peam]

Yogurt, cottage cheese, sour cream, and all things similar are disgusting.

[Betheny]

I've never actually had yogurt, so... I guess I shouldn't talk.

[MPSorc]

I just can't get over the resemblance of baby vomit when i look at cottage cheese, i would probably love it if i could get over the mental block against it i have developed.

[Tsa`ah]

A woman in college ruined my love for cottage cheese by remarking that it bared a close resemblance to a gynecological ailment.

It took me five years to get over that.

Cottage cheese, yogurt, sour cream ... I love em all.

[MPSorc]

also DaMaGe i feel for you with that scratch on yer eye, my wife was a lifeguard and had a crystal of chlorine get blown into her eye when she was treating the pool once.

[Edaarin]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
A woman in college ruined my love for cottage cheese by remarking that it bared a close resemblance to a gynecological ailment.

It took me five years to get over that.

Cottage cheese, yogurt, sour cream ... I love em all.

ASDFLJKSDLFJASDLJFALSDJF ASSHOLE

For that, I'm going to tell you what my uncle once told me. Oatmeal looks like snot.

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Edaarin

ASDFLJKSDLFJASDLJFALSDJF ASSHOLE

For that, I'm going to tell you what my uncle once told me. Oatmeal looks like snot.

I have two booger eaters of my own. Doesn't phase me a bit.

Bowl of oatmeal, a spoon of sugar/cinnamon, some diced apples, and a stick of butter. It's all good.

I can look at cottage cheese now and not think, "Yeast infection".

[Nakiro]

Cottage cheese is okay. I hear its best served with sliced peaches and lots of pepper.

Yogart is good. There are lots of different styles Maimara. You should try some. Custard-style vanilla, fruit on the bottom, fruit mixed in, cheesecake, coffee, etc.

[Marl]

pffft Hydrocodone, Oxycontin, a few valium and a soma or two and you wont care what you eat :P

[Ambrosia]

Cottage Cheese is delicious with peaches, Yogurt is great with fruit, Sour Cream is yummy on tacos... Mmm now I'm hungry!

[Mint]

Cottage cheese is best if you mix crushed pineapple in it. Yum.

[Vesi]

Hydrocodone makes me itch.

I'll eat all those dairy products.

That is all.

Vesi

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Ambrosia
Sour Cream is yummy on tacos... Blasphemy! Tacos are made of: taco shell, meat, lettuce, cheese, magic Taco Bell sauce.

Yogurt is not food. :barf:

[Betheny]

sour cream = yogurt?

[TheEschaton]

I've been toning down my lunch lately, used to have lots of carb-heavy food (burgers, pasta, pizza, sandwiches, more often than not all four) with soda. Now it's one of the four, some yogurt, salad, and water or 2% milk.

All FOUR?

Wow, fat-ass much? [Ed's note: The author realizes an Asian person's complete inability to gain weight, and makes the reference of fat-ass to what any normal person should be upon consuming said diet]

-TheE-

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Maimara
sour cream = yogurt? No, just as a general comment, yogurt isn't food. Sour cream goes good with potato chips and sometimes nachos, but should never debase the divine blend of tacos.

[Tsa`ah]

A taco isn't a taco without sourcream.

Hell, most mexican and texmex food isn't food until you add sourcream.

Put down the crack pipe man, there's more to life!

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Marluxian
pffft Hydrocodone, Oxycontin, a few valium and a soma or two and you wont care what you eat :P

Oh, absolutely! Just continue with that combination and get back with us in a few years, if you can still form a coherent sentence.:shrug:

HarmNone would rather not

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
A taco isn't a taco without sourcream.

Hell, most mexican and texmex food isn't food until you add sourcream.

Put down the crack pipe man, there's more to life! Crack didn't give me this sophisticated palate. :shrug:

[Galleazzo]

I had a bag of Munchos and a Coke for breakfast. Am I fucked?

[HarmNone]

Nah, Galleazzo. You are probably hungry again, though. ;)

HarmNone

*Edited because I cannot type this morning*

[Edited on 3-24-2004 by HarmNone]

[Galleazzo]

I would be, but one of my drivers brought me a chicken salad sandwich with lettuce, tomato and onion! I'd marry her except she's 50, lesbian, got a partner, and not my type.

:baa: