Vif dies in park

[Kuyuk]

Was kinda funny, not really a duel, but just a slay.


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Enormis swings a golden imflass claidhmore at Vif!
AS: +301 vs DS: +323 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +100 = +119
... and hits for 47 points of damage!
A mighty blow cleaves a swath through Vif's back, taking the spine with it.

* Vif drops dead at your feet!



Thought it was humerous


Kuyuk

[Some Rogue]

Hehe. The only thing that would have made that better is if he had fallen on his sword and killed himself at the end.

[Nakiro]

Comical, mainly because it was such a lucky hit. 119 on the back, and then a back crit.

The best part is it was an imflass claidh, so that +12 really did make all the difference!

[Galleazzo]

I don't get it. One guy pwns another guy. Where's the joke?

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
I don't get it. One guy pwns another guy. Where's the joke?

Vif is, arguably, female.

[Tsa`ah]

It's not one guy pwnz another guy.

It's one assclown pwning a crackmonkey.

Maybe we can lock those two in a room for a week. The DR will be high enough at the time of release for either of them to just quit.

[DaMaGe]

Every time that Vif dies it's a good thing and something that should be made fun of.


-Adam

[DeV]

Originally posted by DaMaGe
Every time that Vif dies it's a good thing and something that should be made fun of.


-Adam Her antics have got to be the most ridicilous of anyone Ive seen playing. She deserves a good spine slashing every now and again.

[Celexei]

damn luck 100 roll......and someone enlighten me on the antics of Vif, i know i've seen her about bu not sure what her deal is?

[The Cat In The Hat]

Didnt she once carry a blood red rag in her skirt or some shit like that?


Cat

[100% Wool]

yea Vif has many of those type of items like a
huge pink clam or something like that? I forget

[DeV]

She has a thick rod she likes to lick every now and then too.. at least she used to.

[Juicebox]

Comical, mainly because it was such a lucky hit. 119 on the back, and then a back crit.

The best part is it was an imflass claidh, so that +12 really did make all the difference!

I know this is a 12 year old thread... but I had to comment about this claidhmore. That thing is frickin legendary and it's a shame that it's been left off the legendary claids list on the GS wiki. It's one of a kind as far as I know... old style claid, which are normally -10 AS... so naturally the imflass material would make it +2. But it's +12. So basically a 5x old-style claid. If you ever see a "golden imflass claidhmore" you can count on the fact that it's the same weapon Enormis swung at Vif in the park that day.

[Androidpk]

Holy necro, Batman!