The Adventure of Andy and Bob.

[imported_Kranar]

Once upon a time there was a flying cow, her name was Andy. Andy had a friend, Bob, who was a talking chicken. Andy and Bob lived on a farm in the country side.

One day, Andy said to Bob, "Allo Bob, I think we should move into the city and find some girl talking-chicken for you, and a boy flying-bull for me!"

Natually, Bob thought that was a very good idea. So, on a moonless Tuesday night, Andy and Bob sneaked out of the farm (the farmer had no idea because he was too busy watching the hit TV show 24) and started their exciting journey to the city.


...To Be Continued:duh:

[Bobmuhthol]

Hrm. I hope I get laid in this story, even if it's as a chicken.

[imported_Kranar]

Aren't you 13?

[Bobmuhthol]

Yeah, and?

[Snapp]

I'm scared of Kranar now.

[Skirmisher]

So andy was in fact doubly gifted in that she could talk as well as fly?

Where is the fairness in that?

[DeV]

But she's a girl, named Andy, and shes a cow. Isnt that like, three strikes?

[imported_Kranar]

Sometimes life can be very unfair.

[Mint]

We need Leloo to continue the story. She is good at that.

[Skirmisher]

She'll have Bob and Andy professing their undying forbidden love...

[imported_Kranar]

I wonder what their kids will look like...

[Skirmisher]

New meaning to buffalo wings.

[Bobmuhthol]

Mint has an excellent avatar.

I'm still waiting.

[Drew2]

Kranar has either:
-Discovered hardcore drugs
-Got crazy sex for spring break
-Gone completely insane
-Been possessed
-Gone completely insane
-been hax0red
-Touched boobs for the first time
-Fallen in love

[Solkern]

or all of thee above?