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Edaarin
03-22-2004, 10:33 PM
http://douglas.min.net/essay/

My sides hurt from laughing.
Drew2
03-22-2004, 10:38 PM
HAHAHA. BRILLIANT.

JEREMY FOR PRESIDENT.
Jonty
03-22-2004, 10:42 PM
:lol2: I'm going to knock down trees and kill people!!!
Latrinsorm
03-22-2004, 11:02 PM
I'm going to start using punctuation like this kid.. At my own peril!!!
Snapp
03-22-2004, 11:13 PM
Oh god, that was fucking hilarious! :thumbsup:
TheEschaton
03-23-2004, 08:13 AM
And the most fucked up part is when he uses the word "satiate" in the proper context.



"Trees are tall."


-TheE-
AnticorRifling
03-23-2004, 08:24 AM
If I were his father I'd take him out for icecream and beer for such a duo of awesome essays.
Sean
03-23-2004, 08:26 AM
Seriously a 10 (out of what I assume is 100) makes you a genius in my opinion. Ice cream for all!
peam
03-23-2004, 09:31 AM
Money.

Reminds me of some of the shit I used to write on my American Lit. exams.
Edaarin
03-23-2004, 09:55 AM
I assume it's a 10/10, since it looks like it was just graded for completion...
Soulpieced
03-23-2004, 10:08 AM
El Nino is Spanish for.... The Nino!!
MPSorc
03-23-2004, 10:25 AM
kid has a serious tree fettish, other than that i see nothing wrong with his papers.
Tsa`ah
03-23-2004, 10:41 AM
The best line from either paper:

"In today's modern dog-eat-dog work-a-day world of scientists, diplomats, McSalad Shakers, and George Bush Jr., we no longer have access to such solutions"

You watch, this kid is going to be a political columnist within 10 years.
Hulkein
03-23-2004, 12:04 PM
I figured they were joke papers.... the kid has trouble with using simple terms then uses complex words perfectly, as E said.
Atlanteax
03-23-2004, 12:13 PM
1st one = Lame... :thumbsdown:

2nd one = Funny.... "Lightning KILLS..." :thumbsup:

Finally, I feel sorry for his English teacher.