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Kuyuk
03-21-2004, 12:34 PM
>
Boranth begins to meticulously examine a badly damaged steel coffer.
>chuckle
You chuckle.
>
Boranth nods.
>
Boranth laughs!
>'theoretically, lords and such
You say, "Theoretically, lords and such."
>'but they dont crit, so they never die for me
You say, "But they dont crit, so they never die for me."
>grumble
You grumble.
>
Boranth traces a sign that contorts in the air while he forcefully incants a dark invocation...
>
Boranth says, "Right."
>
Boranth says, "They're hard."
>'I can pick boxes if you'd like
You say, "I can pick boxes if you'd like."
>
Boranth says, "So can I, but thanks."
>nod
You nod.
>grin
You grin.
>
Grantor shudders.
>
Boranth removes a reinforced dark alum lockpick from in his locksmith kit.
>
Boranth makes a quick gesture while calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Boranth gestures.
A scintillating light surrounds Boranth's hands.
>
Boranth settles into the difficult task of picking the lock on a badly damaged steel coffer.
You hear a snap and then Boranth mumbles some unprintables.
Boranth gasps in surprise as a stream of fire shoots forth from the coffer! He is savagely immolated by the flames! As the flames surround his head, his skin begins to melt under the intense heat! As you stand there dazed, Boranth's eyes reach the boiling point and burst open, spraying sizzling vitreous fluid all over you! Boranth falls to his knees and releases a pitiful moan before collapsing into a smoldering heap on the ground.
* Boranth was just incinerated!
* Boranth drops dead at your feet!

Boranth loses some awareness.
The silvery luminescence fades from around Boranth.
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Boranth.
The deep blue glow leaves Boranth.
Boranth glances around, looking a bit less confident.
The scintillating light fades from Boranth's hands.
A shadow seems to detach itself from Boranth's body, swiftly dissipating into the air.
The air calms down around Boranth.
The powerful look leaves Boranth.
The light blue glow leaves Boranth.
The white light leaves Boranth.
The very powerful look leaves Boranth.
The tingling sensation and sense of security leaves Boranth.
The bright luminescence fades from around Boranth.
>
* Boranth just bit the dust!
>chuckle
>
You chuckle.


I found this kinda funny, bad that he got incinerated, but funny in a way.


Kuyuk

Artha
03-21-2004, 12:53 PM
Silly amateur.

Edaarin
03-21-2004, 12:57 PM
Yeah, that was pretty funny.

About two months ago I was making fun of someone (probably Anticor) on the thought net and then Breagor started talking some shit about me. Then he got incinerated.

I walked over to the east tower, pointed, laughed, and went back to Hearthstone.

Celexei
03-21-2004, 01:32 PM
sounds incredibly painful, the whole eyeball fluid and all, *shudders*

AnticorRifling
03-21-2004, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Edaarin
Yeah, that was pretty funny.

About two months ago I was making fun of someone (probably Anticor) on the thought net and then Breagor started talking some shit about me. Then he got incinerated.

I walked over to the east tower, pointed, laughed, and went back to Hearthstone.

Just for that I'm going to roll up an Eithiran named Edaarinbangs and I'm going to walk around singing and using a bad accent!

Galleazzo
03-22-2004, 11:57 AM
"They don't crit?" Boffo RP there guy!

:lol:

Shari
03-24-2004, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by AnticorRifling

Originally posted by Edaarin
Yeah, that was pretty funny.

About two months ago I was making fun of someone (probably Anticor) on the thought net and then Breagor started talking some shit about me. Then he got incinerated.

I walked over to the east tower, pointed, laughed, and went back to Hearthstone.

Just for that I'm going to roll up an Eithiran named Edaarinbangs and I'm going to walk around singing and using a bad accent!

I know it shouldn't be, because it's wrong...but its funny.:lol: