Popping one of my cherries

[Drew2]

I'm drinking.

Discuss.

[Wezas]

Only losers drink.

[Sean]

You had some good reasons not to? Mind if I ask why that changed?

[Drew2]

I still have my reasons for disapproving of drinking drinking.

My friend and I are in my apartment and he has to stay the night because his dorms don't open until tomorrow. We were bored so I suggested drinking simply because I trust him and he knows what he's doing. So we went out and got beer and now i'm here and I'm trying something new in a controlled environment with no risk to anyone's health or well being.

So basically, It's ok unless your'e dumb and go out in public and drink or drive or something.

[Latrinsorm]

Why not try out some shrooms? So long as you're in the experimenting mood, that is.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Tayre

So basically, It's ok unless your'e dumb and go out in public and drink or drive or something.

Single smartest post I have seen on these boards.

[Sean]

It's more fun to pee on someones fare box when your drunk than it is to sit at home. But I give him a lot of credit for making sure he's in a controled enviornment. You never know he might be an angry drunk.

[Drew2]

i feel funny.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Tijay
It's more fun to pee on someones fare box when your drunk than it is to sit at home. But I give him a lot of credit for making sure he's in a controled enviornment. You never know he might be an angry drunk.

Well at least the drunk that disliked my farebox was on the bus and not driving.

And I think he is getting ready to hurl....

[Drew2]

LOL I JUST QUOTED RICK JAMES AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST HTING EVER.

BANG BANG!

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Tayre
LOL I JUST QUOTED RICK JAMES AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST HTING EVER.

BANG BANG!

This could be scary...

Vesi

[Sean]

Originally posted by Tayre
LOL I JUST QUOTED RICK JAMES AND IT WAS THE FUNNIEST HTING EVER.

BANG BANG!

Cocaine is a helluva drug.

[Drew2]

WHY IS EVERYTHIGN SO FUNNY HAHAHAH

[Bobmuhthol]

You're either a bad actor, or a bad drinker.

[Satira]

Sorry ThisOtherKingdom was logged on to my computer and I accidently posted under his name.

Anyways.

You don't have to get drunk to quote Rick James. I do all the time.

FUCK YO COUCH.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
Sorry ThisOtherKingdom was logged on to my computer and I accidently posted under his name.

Anyways.

You don't have to get drunk to quote Rick James. I do all the time.

FUCK YO COUCH.

I took care of that. Thats still one of the funniest things I've seen in along time. I like the next weeks with Prince just as much probably though.

[Satira]

So what did you guys do after the game was over?

He took us inside the house and made us pancakes. Pancakes.

[Drew2]

No Bob I"m way drunk. I can feel it. I've never in my life felt like this before. I can type surprisingly well for being drunk, though.

My head feels reaaaallollly weird though.

[Sean]

I get the feeling we are gonna see a bunch of edits in the morning.

[Bobmuhthol]

Haha you suck.

I wish I could be drunk like my best bud Tayre. :( I've only been light-headed from my beer experiences. Also Corona is the worst shit in the world.

[Satira]

Realolly? You MUST be drunk.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Also Corona is the worst shit in the world.

Agreed. :yes:

[Drew2]

I'm not sure if I like this feeling. Everything is funnier but my head feels weird. And my friend is a lot funnier all of the sudden and he's never funnny.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Also Corona is the worst shit in the world.

Agreed. :yes:

Almost, but not quite.

[Satira]

Everything will be really funny in the morning when your friend sounds like a foghorn.

[Sylphsyte]

Question
Should you really dink something that looks like pee and never tastes good warm?
and Yet...We do this

[Bobmuhthol]

When I drank Corona, nothing was funny, everything was so fucking irritating that I just had to sleep/pass out.

Samuel Adams, though.. :thumbsup: That makes everything better.

[Sean]

Originally posted by Lady Satira
Everything will be really funny in the morning when your friend sounds like a foghorn.

I doubt he'll be hungover. How much beer did you get tayre?

[Satira]

13 year olds shouldn't drink beer.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Should you really dink something that looks like pee and never tastes good warm?
and Yet...We do this>>

1. 'Dink', although it's a typo, is very funny there.
2. Urine is sterile. What's the problem?

[Bobmuhthol]

This has nothing to do with anything, but..

http://mujweb.atlas.cz/www/erorybizek/obr/drunk.jpg

[Sylphsyte]

thanks for the typo break..
but would you drink urine?
please say no

[Drew2]

i had 5 12 ounces before I had to stop. I don't htink I can drink anymore.

but this is my first time so i have like no tolerance. :(

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Tayre]

[Bobmuhthol]

Would I drink urine over, say, water or soda? No.

Would I drink urine over Corona? You bet your ass I would.

[Edaarin]

If you think Corona is the worst shit ever, obviously you've never tasted the piss that is Beast.

And why the fuck are you online typing and drinking at the same time? That's stupid, you should be out dancing with beer goggles on with brown bag jobs.

[Drew2]

Because this being my first time drinking, I wanted to do it in my apartment when I had no reason to even think about driving and with someone I trust enough not to let me do anything stupid. That's why.

[Sylphsyte]

:lol: I needed that laugh

[Bobmuhthol]

<<i had 5 12 ounces before I had to stop.>>

Depending on the timeframe, you're fairly tolerant. Come on, you make more sense drunk than Xcalibur does sober.

[Satira]

I drink 100 proof southern comfort or vodka. I wonder what that would do to you, Tayre...

[Drew2]

we've been drinking for about an hour and a half. I've had that much beer in that much time.

and my typing ability has little to do with my drunkeness. I can type in my sleep, probably. I just have to think the words and my fingers make it. So yeah.

I promise. I"m really, really drunk.

[Edaarin]

Obviously you're not going to do anything stupid in your apartment...eesh...at worst you open up to your friend and scare him by letting out your emotions.

I've never gotten into serious trouble drinking. All it takes is self control. Just remember the golden rule, if you feel like you need to vomit, vomit.

EDIT: You probably have 30-40 lbs on me, and I'm already at a disadvantage because of Asian genetics. 5 beers will do nothing for me. If you're really, really drunk (trust me, you're not, you'd be all over that keyboard), you have an awfully low tolerance.

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Edaarin]

[Sean]

Rule number 2 is sleep on your side.


[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Tijay]

[Drew2]

No i'm really drunk. like if I walk around I feel like I need to just fall over.

I correct all (or most) of my typos which is why it seems i"m typing well.

I'm reaaalllly drunk. I promise. Like.. yeah.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<like if I walk around I feel like I need to just fall over.>>

You're really drunk when you actually do fall. Down ten flights of stairs.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Also Corona is the worst shit in the world. No respect for the Mexican firewater, I see. :sniff:

[Sean]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Also Corona is the worst shit in the world. No respect for the Mexican firewater, I see. :sniff:

Aka Mexican Piss Water.

[ThisOtherKingdom]

There is a reason why they serve Corona with a lime.

Its not beer if you need a lime and salt to make it drinkable.

Lets see how tayres hangover is...

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tayre
I'm drinking.

Discuss.

I did that, but I also went out, I just got in the house and it's 8AM. You'd think I'd be sleeping. You should've went out. Come up to visit me and I'd take you out.

P.S. I :heart: you. :P

[Myshel]

Now if you had popped that drinking cherry with a woman, you might have killed two birds with one stone.

[LilHellcat]

Awww I go out for the night and miss Drew drunk. I wanted to see. Hahaha time for the 10 am wake up call.


:heart: Drew

[TheEschaton]

What're you drinking, Tayre?


I used to drink pretty heavily, then I quit. Then, about a month ago, a good friend of mine came to town, who I hadn't seen in a long while, and we went out. Three jack and cokes later, and I was drunk, which was pretty fucking pathetic. But the bartender knows us, so she was probably padding the drinks, stupid bitch! She knows I don't drink either, normally.

Anyways, always drink lots of water before you go to bed, Tayre.

And another rule: If you ever puke somewhere that isn't a toilet, you are obligated to clean it up the next day before that shit completely stains.

-TheE-

[longshot]

5 12 oz beers in an hour and a half is a lot.

For your first time drunk, I think you are handling it very well.

[Drew2]

That is not going to happen again anytime soon. What the fuck.

As I was going to bed I felt like I wanted to puke but it wasn't very strong.. just a mild feeling. And now I have a headache and feel like bleh.

I obviously didn't get extremely drunk because hangovers sound a lot worse than this weak thing I have right now... but I got drunk enough to know i don't want to do it again soon.

[Drew2]

Oh and we called my friend in Houston at 2 am and woke her up and now I feel bad. I should call and apologize.



And my fucking headache gets worse by the minute.

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Tayre]

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Why not try out some shrooms? So long as you're in the experimenting mood, that is.

I just read that... And ironically he's growing them. I would never do them, though. And I lecture him about how it's wrong all the time.

[TheEschaton]

Tayre, you obviously know nothing.


Shrooms are the most right thing in the world.

-TheE-

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Tayre
i had 5 12 ounces before I had to stop. I don't htink I can drink anymore.

but this is my first time so i have like no tolerance. :(

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Tayre]

I meant 5 16 ounces or "tallboys"

I can't do numbers while drunk, apparently.

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Tayre]

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Tayre

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Why not try out some shrooms? So long as you're in the experimenting mood, that is.

I just read that... And ironically he's growing them. I would never do them, though. And I lecture him about how it's wrong all the time.

Smart decision, Tayre. Kudos to you! :)

For those who choose to use this kind of thing, that is your choice. However, let us not promote the use of Psilocybin, or any other illegal substance, here on the boards, eh?

HarmNone thanks you

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by HarmNone]

[TheEschaton]

Ah yes, but let's promote alcohol, the worst drug of them all!


-TheE-

[Snapp]

Tayre got drunk. :lol:


Don't feel bad about calling your friend at 2AM.. When my friends and I are under the influence, we usually go through the phone books of our cell phones and call everyone on them. Boy was my mom mad. :shrug:

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
Ah yes, but let's promote alcohol, the worst drug of them all!


-TheE-

I agree, TheE. However, alcohol is not illegal. Psilocybin is. That is my reason for asking that it not be discussed here. :)

HarmNone

[GSLeloo]

I could be stupid but um... I remember in health class our teacher said popping a cherry was a term used to mean a virgin girl having sex for the first time.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<I remember in health class our teacher said popping a cherry was a term used to mean a virgin girl having sex for the first time.>>

HAHAHAH you needed a health teacher to tell you that.

And yes.

[HarmNone]

Heh. It is, Leloo. However, it has come to be used for doing ANYTHING for the first time. :)

HarmNone

[Wezas]

Tayre's beer last night:

http://www.riverviewendo.com.au/beer/O'Doul's.jpg

oops?

Brought to you by:

http://www.allthelyrics.com/lyrics/adam_sandler/other_songs_200002/im_so_wasted/

[peam]

What kind of beer did you guys get?

[GSLeloo]

Well I was told it was cause you break that skin and there's blood or something so it's.. like a cherry? I don't know, that teacher was nasty.

[GSLeloo]

And off topic, I just noticed I have more posts than Peam.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<And off topic, I just noticed I have more posts than Peam.>>

Off-topic, I just noticed I have more posts than everyone except Stay, Maimara, and HarmNone.

[GSLeloo]

Ok fine Bob, you're the post god but.. I still beat peam. And ooh I just wanna use this! Yay bob. :clap:

[peam]

This is one of the most important threads the board has ever seen. Please quit with the hijacking, before I go Air Marshall on your ass.

[Edaarin]

Generally, guys don't have cherries...

May wanna change your thread title.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Generally, guys don't have cherries...

May wanna change your thread title.

Especially since you were spending the night with another guy. Might give people ideas... well, those who don't already have those ideas.

[Hulkein]

5 pounders in 1 and a half hours is pretty good man. I'm the same way, if I come home drunk and get on the computer my typing isn't usually noticeably bad... if I was that drunk I would just fall asleep right away. Oh, and I never get hangovers, it's weird. I've passed out over a toilet and woke up with a slight headache that went away in like 10 minutes. I've had one bad hangover at my friends apt up at State College, I drank a beer and it went away. Supposedly that's the best cure to a hangover, another beer.

[Some Rogue]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Supposedly that's the best cure to a hangover, another beer.

Yep, hair of the dog and all.

[crazymage]

i think he was faking it. 5 beers in an hour and a half to someone never drank before he'd be to quote ed " All over the keyboard"

[Hulkein]

Not just beers, they were 16 ounces. That's almost 7 regular cans of beer.

I still believe he could do it though.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by HarmNone
However, let us not promote the use of Psilosybin, or any other illegal substance, here on the boards, eh? WTF, since when are shrooms illegal?!? :?: I knew I should have paid more attention in health class (it's called the hymen, btw Leloo, that's what's popped) (ok, so I should have paid more attention to the drugs part of health class) but still. What's the drinking age in Texas? So long as we're on this illegal kick and all.
Originally posted by crazymage
5 beers in an hour and a half to someone never drank before he'd be to quote ed " All over the keyboard" You didn't take into account that he's from Texas.

[Drew2]

I have the 11 beer cans in my trash to prove it. I drank 5, he drank 6. I couldn't even look at the 6th one after I finished the 5th.

And I wouldn't fake being drunk. That's just retarded/Warclaidhmish. We got in my apartment with 12 tallboys at midnight and I had 5 down by 1:30. By 2:30 I was passed the fuck out. I don't even remember laying in my bed.


And technically I was "all over the keyboard" i just kept correcting my typos over and over. I don't like typing incoherently, even when intoxicated.

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Tayre]

[HarmNone]

Okay, guys. Let's get something straight here. I'm not posting just to piss on your parade. It has been requested in the past that people not promote the use of illegal substances on these boards. Some of you may not have been posting here when it came up before, so I posted to remind everyone that it is not acceptable. I do this out of respect for Kranar and his boards. I ask only that you do the same. :)

HarmNone

[Hulkein]

Tallboys? Never heard them called that before. Pounders sounds better.

[Bobmuhthol]

Pounders does not sound better. It gives off the impression that you're drinking a drink made for idiots.

[peam]

Try mixing in people next time, Tayre.

[Hulkein]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Pounders does not sound better. It gives off the impression that you're drinking a drink made for idiots.

Do you know why they're called pounders?

[Bobmuhthol]

Because they're made for idiots?

[Hulkein]

Get a clue pee-wee.

[Bobmuhthol]

Enlighten me.

Also, the term Pounders is used almost exclusively in the Pittsburgh area.

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Hulkein]

I was only acting like an ass because it's ironic that you were calling it a drink for idiots, when you were the one who didn't see the correlation between 16 oz of beer and the word pounder.

16 oz = 1 pound.

[Hulkein]

We call them pounders in my area.. yeah it's PA but Pittsburgh and Philadelphia don't share many things.

[Bobmuhthol]

I saw the correlation, actually, and I was waiting for you to say it.

<<16 oz = 1 pound.>>

Sixteen FLUID ounces is approximately 473mL. It's measured in volume, and pound does not describe volume. Therefore, a drink for idiots.

16 fluid ounces could be a thousand pounds, or it could be one.

[Hulkein]

Yes, and I know that. This isn't science class. Tallboys is probably the stupidest name I've ever heard for a drink.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'll admit Tallboys is also a shitty name, but if I'm going to drink something called a Pounder, I'd like it to actually weigh a pound.

[Hulkein]

Haha, whatever Bob. You've got to be the most picky person in the world. It's an expression, they're not always 100% correct.

[Sean]

Originally posted by HarmNone

Originally posted by TheEschaton
Ah yes, but let's promote alcohol, the worst drug of them all!


-TheE-

I agree, TheE. However, alcohol is not illegal. Psilocybin is. That is my reason for asking that it not be discussed here. :)

HarmNone

It is when you are Tayre or Bobs age.

[HarmNone]

Yep. It is, Tijay. However, that is their parents' problem, thankfully. :D

HarmNone

[Hulkein]

Plus, on HarmNone's behalf, drinking isn't illegal for the majority of the people here (2 more years for me, damnit), while to my knowledge the drugs being talked about are illegal for everyone.

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Hulkein]

[Sean]

Originally posted by Hulkein
Plus, on HarmNone's behalf, drinking isn't illegal for the majority of the people here (2 more years for me, damnit), while to my knowledge the drugs being talked about are illegal for everyone.

[Edited on 3-21-2004 by Hulkein]

Obviously. However, we were talking about the promotion. Underage drinking is just as illegal as shrooms.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<It is when you are Tayre or Bobs age.>>

It's illegal to buy, not illegal to have/drink with parent consent.

[Edaarin]

...possession is illegal if you're under 21.

[Bobmuhthol]

1. a. Anyone who purposely or knowingly offers or serves or makes available an alcoholic beverage to a person under the legal age for consuming alcoholic beverages or entices or encourages that person to drink an alcoholic beverage is a disorderly person.

This subsection shall not apply to a parent or guardian of the person under legal age for consuming alcoholic beverages if the parent or guardian is of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages or to a religious observance, ceremony or rite. This subsection shall also not apply to any person in his home who is of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages who offers or serves or makes available an alcoholic beverage to a person under the legal age for consuming alcoholic beverages or entices that person to drink an alcoholic beverage in the presence of and with the permission of the parent or guardian of the person under the legal age for consuming alcoholic beverages if the parent or guardian is of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages.

[Drew2]

In the words of J-Kwon..

"Teen drinking is very bad.
Yo, I got a fake ID though!"

[SpunGirl]

www.livejournal.com/users/euphoriajunkie

For Tayre's drunk IM binge to me.

-K

[Betheny]

wow. this is sad.

...

I'm going to go drown myself now.

[Shari]

Originally posted by Edaarin
And why the fuck are you online typing and drinking at the same time? That's stupid, you should be out dancing with beer goggles on with brown bag jobs.

I know as I girl I shouldn't think this...but that line is fucking hysterical.

13 is a wee bit young to start drinking, that's like what...6th grade? I guess I don't have too much room to talk because we used to get drunk at our friends Christmas party in 7th grade.

Corona is only good if you buy it in Mexico, and use lime.

I don't drink beer so I can't suggest anything good.

[Edaarin]

The horror stories I have....

The worst was the girl that was like SWEATING on me. Asgldjka;lgjalskjlshlh. Last time I ever play wingman.

[Shari]

Eeeeew.

I'm assuming you don't mean "the sex was so hot and crazy we were both sweating like animals" sweat.

[Edaarin]

There does not exist a brown bag large enough to make that a possibility.

[Sean]

It was probably this girl...

Mooshoo16: I FINGERD A GIRL ON THD CANE FLOOR

[Edaarin]

Fabrications.

[Sean]

For further information see the Aim Snippets thread.

[Shari]

That is so, so wrong.

<giggles uncontrollably>

[SpunGirl]

I don't know if it was mentioned yet, but Tayre was drinking Keystone. KEYSTONE. WTF.

I feel so sorry for him that I'm contemplating sending him real beer, Fed Ex.

-K

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Myshel
Now if you had popped that drinking cherry with a woman, you might have killed two birds with one stone.

That's my job. :D

[Wezas]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I don't know if it was mentioned yet, but Tayre was drinking Keystone. KEYSTONE. WTF.

I feel so sorry for him that I'm contemplating sending him real beer, Fed Ex.

-K

Coors still makes that crap? It tastes twice as bad as Corona.

[SpunGirl]

Word, Wezas.

Any beer you have to put fruit in to make it taste better is not real beer.

-K

[Bobmuhthol]

<<13 is a wee bit young to start drinking, that's like what...6th grade?>>

Eighth. And I take a class at the high school.

Sixth.. wtf!?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<13 is a wee bit young to start drinking, that's like what...6th grade?>>

Eighth. And I take a class at the high school.

Sixth.. wtf!?

Now Bob, Jesae may have been held back and that is how she remembers it. Either that or she'd gone to a special school where the numbers are a bit different.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<13 is a wee bit young to start drinking, that's like what...6th grade?>>

Eighth. And I take a class at the high school.

Sixth.. wtf!? That brings back soooo many memories. When I was 13 I was a freshman in high school. I want my youth back!!

[Shari]

LOL I didn't like junior high or high school at all, the less I can remember of it, the better. And I was always the youngest because my birthday was in August and I was *just* turning 5 to start kindergarden, whereas many of my friends had to wait a year.

Oh, and taking classes at a hs when you're in jh does NOT make one older...just wiser.;)

[Nakiro]

Originally posted by Jesae

Oh, and taking classes at a hs when you're in jh does NOT make one older...just wiser.;)

One acronym. PSEOP

[Miss Jade]

i'm confused :?: howmany cherries does one get?
________
BUY VAPORGENIE (http://vaporizers.net/vapor-genie)

[Drew2]

However many need popping.

[DeV]

Originally posted by Jesae
LOL I didn't like junior high or high school at all, the less I can remember of it, the better. And I was always the youngest because my birthday was in August and I was *just* turning 5 to start kindergarden, whereas many of my friends had to wait a year.

Oh, and taking classes at a hs when you're in jh does NOT make one older...just wiser.;) I hated that, always being the youngest. Even now, I feel old and young at the same time even though I havent hit the quarter century mark yet. Oh, and I only had like 2 weeks in kindergarten before they pulled me from class one day and promoted me to 1st grade. (wish i coulda had some say-so in that).

[Drew2]

They never let me be in GT programs or advance in grade because I had "behavior problems". :(

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tayre
They never let me be in GT programs or advance in grade because I had "behavior problems". :( So in Texas that means what, cattle wrangling? (I don't even know what that means, but it sounds Texas-y)

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm

Originally posted by Tayre
They never let me be in GT programs or advance in grade because I had "behavior problems". :( So in Texas that means what, cattle wrangling? (I don't even know what that means, but it sounds Texas-y)

Stupidity.

[Drew2]

It means I talked too much.

[Edaarin]

Proud nerd from grades 5-now, though GT was bullshit, it didn't prepare me for anything except more busy work.