Digging up an old log

[Wezas]

Well, after reading the thread about Jaymee and someone talking about Hulkein killing them, I decided to see if I had the log of Hulkein killing me. Couldn't find it, but I found this:


>Stunseed says, "I have my issue, first."
>Hulkein says, "Yes, first business you need to attend to is slayed your parents for naming you stunseed."
Hulkein nods to Stunseed.
>Stunseed asks, "You want first blood or death?"
Stunseed cocks his head at Hulkein.
Hulkein cackles!
Hulkein says, "I don't think I'm much match phsyically for you."
Hulkein looks over at Stunseed and shakes his head.
>Stunseed shrugs.

Hulkein says, "So if you really wish to slay me for saying stuff, go ahead."
>Stunseed says, "Shoulda thought about that before."
>Hulkein says, "I hate people who talk and then cry when attacked."
Stunseed says, "You're the one not wanting to fight."
>Stunseed says, "You're all talk, Hulkein."

Stunseed smirks.
Stunseed says, "Go ahead."
Hulkein says, "I have no deeds."
>Stunseed says, "Warcry again, Hulekin."

>Stunseed says, "All talk, no walk."
Hulkein asks, "Me?"
Stunseed says, "Uh-huh."
>Stunseed asks, "Do you want first blood, or death?"
>Hulkein says, "ok, first blood, if it makes you feel better."

>Hulkein slings a glaes shield off from over his shoulder.
>Hulkein removes a veniom-hilted falchion from in his studded blade harness.

Hulkein swings a veniom-hilted falchion at Stunseed!
AS: +0 vs DS: +482 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +1 = -442
A clean miss.

Stunseed says, "As much as you deserve your noggin cut off, I'll not try and demonic you."
Hulkein's face contorts as he unleashes a guttural, deep-throated growl at Stunseed!
Stunseed is unaffected!

Stunseed gestures while summoning the spirits of nature to his aid...
>Stunseed gestures at Hulkein.

Stunseed sits down.
>Hulkein swings a veniom-hilted falchion at Stunseed!
AS: +219 vs DS: +392 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +76 = -58
A clean miss.
>Stunseed stretches.
Hulkein kicks Stunseed!
Stunseed taps his foot impatiently.
>Hulkein swings a veniom-hilted falchion at Stunseed!
AS: +234 vs DS: +392 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +88 = -31
A clean miss.

>Stunseed stands up.
>Stunseed makes a nearly imperceptible motion while whispering a soft phrase...
Stunseed gestures.
Stunseed blends into invisibility among the surroundings.

Stunseed leaps from hiding to attack!
Stunseed swings an iridescent blue rolaren waraxe at Hulkein!
AS: +317 vs DS: +76 with AvD: +41 + d100 roll: +60 = +342
... and hits for 61 points of damage!
Hard blow breaks the femur!
He is knocked to the ground!
He is stunned!

>Stunseed says, "Done."
Stunseed says, "Don't talk a game you can't back."
>Stunseed says, "Snert."


<hulkein calls a girl some not-so-nice names>



Stunseed gestures at Hulkein.

Dozens of long thorns suddenly grow out from the ground underneath Hulkein! Several of the thorns jab into him!
... hits for 12 points of damage!
... 40 points of damage!
Strike punctures thigh and shatters femur!
Hulkein screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!
He is stunned!
... hits for 28 points of damage!
... 30 points of damage!
Strong strike, punctures lung!
... hits for 31 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Awesome shot shatters ribs and punctures lung!

* Hulkein drops dead at your feet!

[Galleazzo]

w00t!

:coffee:

[Wezas]

Also, from the Crypt vs. Cul battles:


>Moxxa swings a closed fist at Soulpieced!
AS: +0 vs DS: +1253 with AvD: -7 + d100 roll: +26 = -1234
A clean miss.


You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +115 vs DS: +395 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +58 = -191
A clean miss.

>Lalana says, "oh lord have mercy"
You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +465 vs DS: +395 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +69 = +170
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Weapon arm mangled horribly.
She is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.

>Lalana exclaims, "Oh hell nah!"
>Lalana glares at you.
Lalana says, "motha f888888"
>Lalana faces you and shrieks at the top of her lungs!

You ask, "we just going to stun?"
You say, "cause I already stunned her"
>You point at Lalana.
>Calean says, "I thought death"
>Lalana laughs!
>Bhambi softly says, "i did too."

You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +515 vs DS: +385 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +28 = +189
... and hit for 72 points of damage!
Left hip pulped, severing the leg.
Lalana screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
She is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.

You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +440 vs DS: +265 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +53 = +259
... and hit for 88 points of damage!
Neck removed, head falls to the ground.

* Lalana drops dead at your feet!

Drakam says, "Lalana is out"


>Michiko leaps from hiding to attack!
Michiko swings an ancient sylvan-crafted waraxe at Tayre!
AS: +273 vs DS: +466 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +54 = -110
A clean miss.

>Jolena softly says, "Bye Michi"
Tayre stares off into space.
>Tayre utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
Tayre gestures at Michiko.
CS: +226 - TD: +99 + CvA: +4 + d100: +52 - -5 == +188
Warding failed!
Michiko is stunned.

Tayre put a green vultite axe in his leather weapons harness.
>Tayre removes a vine-etched silver skinning knife from in his leather weapons harness.
>Tayre swings a vine-etched silver skinning knife at Michiko!
AS: +256 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +13 + d100 roll: +1 = +69
A clean miss.
Tayre cackles!

>Tayre traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>Tayre gestures.
A brilliant aura surrounds Tayre.
>Tayre traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Tayre gestures.
Tayre stands tall and appears more confident.

>Tayre swings a vine-etched silver skinning knife at Michiko!
AS: +296 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +13 + d100 roll: +38 = +146
... and hits for 10 points of damage!
Slash to Michiko's right leg hits high!
Kinda makes your knees weak, huh?

>Tayre says, "There"
Tayre gestures at Michiko.
Michiko is able to move again.

>You hear the voice of Michiko say, "This fight sucks"
You hear the sound of someone snorting.
>You hear the voice of Michiko say, "I need someone my age."
>You hear the ghostly voice of Lalana say, "well yeah it does"

[Bobmuhthol]

Wow Tayre sucks.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Wow Tayre sucks.

I think he was just being nice using a dagger in this instance.

But yes, in general he does.

[Methais]

Stunseed says, "Don't talk a game you can't back."
>Stunseed says, "Snert."

I love irony. He sounds like a

[Stunseed]

No one said I was a perfect role-player < yet > . I don't get into many character conflicts that result into violence, in fact Hulkein would be the first person I've "dueled" in about 4 years, since TK's claid-wielding Ranger tore the shit out of me as another soul.

Stunseed got flustered at the things Hulkein said, of course he got angry.

Edited to add the yet, because with experience one can define and enjoy RP.

[Edited on 3-19-2004 by Stunseed]

[J-Tech]

Nice picture Meth, is that ...i won't say the name, i don't want anymore enemies. :)

J.T.

[Edited on 3-19-2004 by J-Tech]

[Wezas]

In Stuns defense, Hulkein was saying quite a few things that I will not post here, especially about a certain lady. I can understand him getting upset.

[Wezas]

Frightening thing is that car looks like my brother's
http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/stang.jpg

[Sean]

Originally posted by Wezas
Lalana says, "motha f888888"
>Lalana faces you and shrieks at the top of her lungs!


Bad sou.

[Stunseed]

They actually dueled because Hulkein made a very poor tasteful joke, and Stun actually said something to him about it. He then began on my name, which is like calling pot black when your first name is kettle. He then proceeded to slander Stunseed, in which he saw no recourse.

He got Spiked, then mass murdered for the words about a woman. The second time I want to say about 8 people were knicking him to death while I just sat there. If you've still got that log, it's like 20 minutes later, Wezas.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Stunseed
The second time I want to say about 8 people were knicking him to death while I just sat there. If you've still got that log, it's like 20 minutes later, Wezas.

only have two logs for that day, second one ended when he came back to the boulder asking if anyone saw him die the second time. Then the game went down



Hulkein asks, "Heh, you see me die again?"
>Hulkein says, "Left leg, then one got me in the face, stunned me good, hit me for a +402 with a greatsword and I survived. Then my other leg, then hand, and then I was decapitated. Was quite the sight."

[Stunseed]

By that time I'd taken off and went along my way, but I'm glad he got to brag about it.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Wezas
Also, from the Crypt vs. Cul battles:


>Moxxa swings a closed fist at Soulpieced!
AS: +0 vs DS: +1253 with AvD: -7 + d100 roll: +26 = -1234
A clean miss.


You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +115 vs DS: +395 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +58 = -191
A clean miss.

>Lalana says, "oh lord have mercy"
You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +465 vs DS: +395 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +69 = +170
... and hit for 36 points of damage!
Weapon arm mangled horribly.
She is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.

>Lalana exclaims, "Oh hell nah!"
>Lalana glares at you.
Lalana says, "motha f888888"
>Lalana faces you and shrieks at the top of her lungs!

You ask, "we just going to stun?"
You say, "cause I already stunned her"
>You point at Lalana.
>Calean says, "I thought death"
>Lalana laughs!
>Bhambi softly says, "i did too."

You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +515 vs DS: +385 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +28 = +189
... and hit for 72 points of damage!
Left hip pulped, severing the leg.
Lalana screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
She is stunned!
The guiding force leaves you.

You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +440 vs DS: +265 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +53 = +259
... and hit for 88 points of damage!
Neck removed, head falls to the ground.

* Lalana drops dead at your feet!

Drakam says, "Lalana is out"


>Michiko leaps from hiding to attack!
Michiko swings an ancient sylvan-crafted waraxe at Tayre!
AS: +273 vs DS: +466 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +54 = -110
A clean miss.

>Jolena softly says, "Bye Michi"
Tayre stares off into space.
>Tayre utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
Tayre gestures at Michiko.
CS: +226 - TD: +99 + CvA: +4 + d100: +52 - -5 == +188
Warding failed!
Michiko is stunned.

Tayre put a green vultite axe in his leather weapons harness.
>Tayre removes a vine-etched silver skinning knife from in his leather weapons harness.
>Tayre swings a vine-etched silver skinning knife at Michiko!
AS: +256 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +13 + d100 roll: +1 = +69
A clean miss.
Tayre cackles!

>Tayre traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
>Tayre gestures.
A brilliant aura surrounds Tayre.
>Tayre traces a sign while petitioning the spirits for cognition...
Tayre gestures.
Tayre stands tall and appears more confident.

>Tayre swings a vine-etched silver skinning knife at Michiko!
AS: +296 vs DS: +201 with AvD: +13 + d100 roll: +38 = +146
... and hits for 10 points of damage!
Slash to Michiko's right leg hits high!
Kinda makes your knees weak, huh?

>Tayre says, "There"
Tayre gestures at Michiko.
Michiko is able to move again.

>You hear the voice of Michiko say, "This fight sucks"
You hear the sound of someone snorting.
>You hear the voice of Michiko say, "I need someone my age."
>You hear the ghostly voice of Lalana say, "well yeah it does"

LOL I knew you would've posted that. If I recall, they said I was out cos like YOU ARE ARE 20 TRAINS OR SO ABOVE ME. But, you killed me anyway, bastard. I was pulled in anyway, had to go down like a champ though, haha.

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Tijay

Originally posted by Wezas
Lalana says, "motha f888888"
>Lalana faces you and shrieks at the top of her lungs!


Bad sou.

Hey, ugh, I was like trying to tell him that I was out, ya know? :D

[Hulkein]

<<In Stuns defense, Hulkein was saying quite a few things that I will not post here, especially about a certain lady. I can understand him getting upset.>>

Heh, I definitely deserved what I got. That was actually the confrontation that brought me to the boards, one of my friends told me Jolena made a thread about it so I responded and have stuck ever since.

<< He then began on my name, which is like calling pot black when your first name is kettle.>>

Hulkein isn't from the Hulk dammit! LOL. The word 'hulk' is defined

-----------------------
hulk ( P ) Pronunciation Key (hlk)
n.
Nautical.
A heavy, unwieldy ship.
The hull of an old, unseaworthy, or wrecked ship.
An old or unseaworthy ship used as a prison or warehouse. Often used in the plural.
One, such as a person or object, that is bulky, clumsy, or unwieldy.
A wrecked or abandoned shell of a usually large object, such as a building or vehicle.

intr.v. hulked, hulk·ing, hulks
To appear as a massive or towering form; loom: The big truck hulked out of the fog.
To move clumsily.
-------------------------------

Not my fault everyone associates the word with The Incredible Hulk or Hulk Hogan. I derived it from the word 'hulking' ie 'a hulking mass.' It's not the pot calling the kettle black, don't associate the word with comic books and you'll be ok.

<<The second time I want to say about 8 people were knicking him to death while I just sat there. If you've still got that log, it's like 20 minutes later, Wezas. >>

Yes, because I went on to make fun of women for about 10 minutes, in a room full of women, heh. People actually thought I was serious, personally, I mean.

[Edited on 3-20-2004 by Hulkein]

[Methais]

<<Not my fault everyone associates the word with The Incredible Hulk or Hulk Hogan.>>

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKEINMAINA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!11!!!

[Some Rogue]

Originally posted by Methais
<<Not my fault everyone associates the word with The Incredible Hulk or Hulk Hogan.>>

WHATCHA GONNA DO WHEN HULKEINMAINA RUNS WILD ON YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111!1!1!11!!!

:lol:
THAT'S RIGHT BROTHER!!!!

[Sean]

Cause I am a real American? or something like that.. Yea my Hulk Hogan quotes are a bit out of date.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Wezas
Frightening thing is that car looks like my brother's


So your brother has a shitty car too? :?:

[Snapp]

Notice Wezas didn't show me beating him up in the Crypt vs. Cul De Sac battles.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by Tijay
Cause I am a real American? or something like that.. Yea my Hulk Hogan quotes are a bit out of date. The words of Jimmy Hart ring as true today as when they were written. I'm glad Hulk finally retired. It was getting kind of bad. Not as bad as, say, RIC FLAIR but he was running out of steam.

Topic: lolz pwned.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Snapp
Notice Wezas didn't show me beating him up in the Crypt vs. Cul De Sac battles.

only person I see in my log killing me is Rorac. Is that you?

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Wezas

Originally posted by Snapp
Notice Wezas didn't show me beating him up in the Crypt vs. Cul De Sac battles.

only person I see in my log killing me is Rorac. Is that you?


Naw, it was sarcasm. I was Gerbill... and I woulda lived if it weren't for that idiot Bhambi. :(

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Snapp
Naw, it was sarcasm. I was Gerbill... and I woulda lived if it weren't for that idiot Bhambi. :(


>Gerbill utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
Gerbill gestures at Bhambi.
You notice a small cloud form above Bhambi.

Gerbill utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
Gerbill gestures at you.
You notice a small cloud form above you.

Gerbill gestures at Edine.
You notice a small cloud form above Edine.

Gerbill utters a light chant and raises his hands, beckoning the lesser spirits to his aid...
Gerbill gestures at Icedraggon.
You notice a small cloud form above Icedraggon.

Edine gestures at Gerbill.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses Gerbill.
CS: +327 - TD: +232 + CvA: +17 + d100: +76 - -5 == +193
Warding failed!
Large wisps of blue-white energy lash out at Gerbill, cauterizing the impact marks on the skin in an instant.
Gerbill is hit for 43 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Plasma encircles Gerbill's neck causing skin to shrivel and bleed!
He is stunned!

>Edine chants a reverent litany and clasps his hands while tightly focusing his thoughts...

>Edine gestures at Gerbill.
A scintillating, blue-white aura encompasses Gerbill.
CS: +327 - TD: +232 + CvA: +17 + d100: +89 - -5 == +206
Warding failed!
A massive beam of blue-white energy engulfs Gerbill in a luminous column of light!
Gerbill is hit for 53 points of damage!
... 35 points of damage!
Fiery blast of plasma blows Gerbill's leg into a bloody spray!
Gerbill screams and falls to the ground grasping his mangled right leg!

* Gerbill drops dead at your feet!



You whisper, "I'll go for Gerbill" to your group.

Gerbill murmurs a simple, mystical chant...
>Gerbill gestures.
Gerbill looks more than angry at the moment!
Gerbill says, "Oh Geezus"

You grin at Gerbill.
>Lalana says, "holy christ"
Gerbill screams at Lalana!

Lalana gestures at you.
A void rips open in the area,
Refreshing breeze ruffles your hair making you look cool.
>Lalana starts chortling.

Lalana gestures at you.
A void rips open in the area,
Refreshing breeze ruffles your hair making you look cool.

>Michiko asks, "I thought they said no spells?"
>Michiko blinks at Lalana.
>Lalana says, "you suck"

Whirlin softly asks, "Yeah, Lalana, what are you doing?"
You ask, "what happened to no offensive spells?"
Drakam says, "no offensive spells"
>Lalana says, "beats me"

>You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Gerbill!
AS: +5 vs DS: +476 with AvD: +29 + d100 roll: +29 = -413
A clean miss.
Roundtime: 6 sec.

Gerbill swings a well-balanced silver chased warhammer at you!
AS: +145 vs DS: +648 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +47 = -429
A clean miss.
The guiding force leaves Gerbill.

>Gerbill screams!
>Gerbill swings a well-balanced silver chased warhammer at you!
AS: +333 vs DS: +472 with AvD: +27 + d100 roll: +29 = -83
A clean miss.
The guiding force leaves Gerbill.

>Lalana swings a vultite skull-pommelled badelaire at you!
AS: +63 vs DS: +472 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +29 = -346
A clean miss.

You swing a large butcher's cleaver at Lalana!
AS: +115 vs DS: +251 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +74 = -31
A clean miss.
The guiding force leaves you.
Roundtime: 6 sec.


Break for something amusing

>Tijay traces a sign while beseeching the spirits for empowerment...
Tijay gestures.
As Tijay concentrates and begins chanting, a luminescent aura lashes out to encircle him. Tijay cries out in horror as the magic feeds back upon itself!
... 10 points of damage!
Electric shot gives Tijay a really bad cramp.
He is stunned!

Back to the log


Bhambi swings a diamond-edged black vultite falchion at Gerbill!
AS: +483 vs DS: +242 with AvD: +34 + d100 roll: +34 = +309
... and hits for 138 points of damage!
Massive blow smashes through ribs and drives Gerbill's heart out the back.

* Gerbill drops dead at your feet!


[Edited on 3-22-2004 by Wezas]