My rolton bladder

[Trallihn]

I've got a rolton bladder, refillable drinking container from EG. I've had it altered blah blah blah... The flavored drinks are what makes this thing.

I'm gonna start posting the best of the best flavor messages and what booze it was.

Today, The Highland whisky from the Highmen Fest.

drink bladd
You take a drink from your rolton bladder. So smooth it's almost buttery, this golden liquid melts into fragrant steam at the back of your mouth.
You have 6 quaffs left.

>pour bladd
You pour some of the golden liquid from your rolton bladder on the ground. It puddles, and then quickly evaporates.

More to come!

[The-Pwny-Express]

You...your crazy ass avatar...your obvious want of a bladder item IG enough to actually have acquired one...the time vested in looking for a golden substance to pour/drink from it. Then with great pride posting yourself here drinking a golden/buttery substance from a rolton bladder, and advising us that you will keep us updated/posted on any new substances you find to drink from it. You weird bastard, you scare me.

[DaCapn]

Stanley Burrell, you've met your match.

[Trallihn]

I've had this bladder for several years, 2k at the Dragonfly fest if I'm not mistaken.

It was cheap, and amusing. Then along came flavored drinks... color was secondary. Some things have odd messages no matter what your drinking.

Seriously, what whisky is buttery and the golden steam rises when it hits your throat?

It's just the two things combined to be absolutely disgusting.
And yes, 5 years of age is indeed a fine age to be!

[Trallihn]

You...your crazy ass avatar...your obvious want of a bladder item IG enough to actually have acquired one...the time vested in looking for a golden substance to pour/drink from it. Then with great pride posting yourself here drinking a golden/buttery substance from a rolton bladder, and advising us that you will keep us updated/posted on any new substances you find to drink from it. You weird bastard, you scare me.

Thank you!

[Trallihn]

This is that Troll's Grog from the old FWI bar, found it in an old log.

You take a drink from your rolton bladder. It is thick and salty, with a rich gravy taste.

You take a drink from your rolton bladder. Both salty and rich, it leaves you thirsty but satisfied.

[Stry]

Why are you so obsessed with drinking rolton piss?

Did you grow up in the middle of a desert? Did you run out of water and had to survive by drinking camel and goat piss? Did this then cause you emotional scaring which you now try to justify by reliving the experience again in your text based game? Five years of work trying to find just the right flavor to bring back your terrible memories of near death dehydration?

Yes, we as the PC community are indeed concerned for your mental health.

Please, let us know how you REALLY feel.

[Trallihn]

Nah, can't say I've drank any camel piss (Though there's been whisky I'm skeptical of).
And it's not rolton piss, it's whisky they've released in the game. I just happened to stumble upon a couple good combinations!

[radamanthys]

Why are you so obsessed with drinking rolton piss?

.... Blah blah blah....

Yes, we as the PC community are indeed concerned for your mental health.


Meh. No we're not.

[Stry]

/sarcasm

[Trallihn]

Sarcasm and lack of caring aside... While not bladder related, it is rolton related AND gross. I was disturbed... seriously who writes this stuff?

Using your rough wooden spoon, you take a bite of your raw rolton meat.
It has begun to liquefy, and tastes mostly of maggots.
You have 2 bites left.
You actually put that in your mouth?! Not a wise choice, if you care about your health.

[Farn]

I was bummed when I bought some (urgh?) jerky in Marshtown and it was like this. Thought I could finally have some jerky even when I wasn't in Pinefar.

[Trallihn]

Yeah... that's the food rotting system for ya...

Oh look, some jerky.

eat jerky

You say,"That tastes like shit!"

An old huntress on her way to provide for her family overhears what is said. She gasps with disgust while quickly grabbing a bar of lye soap from her backpack.

The huntress says, "Trallihn, I can't believe you weren't brought up with better manners than that. Maybe this will teach you a lesson!"

She then promptly washes your mouth out with the soap and continues on her way.


The GameMasters have instructed their assistant, the old woman, to wash your mouth out with soap. What you are saying in no way adds to the experience of the game but often offends other players. You are NOT getting an official warning at this time but rather a friendly reminder to please watch what and how you say things.

Only you will know of having your mouth washed out therefore there is no need to tell anyone else unless you wish to. Please do try to watch what you say.

>write slate; Heh... got my mouth warshed out fer shite...
Just before you place your chalk against the jagged-edged slate, your right hand cramps up violently, preventing any sort of dextrous movement, let alone writing! It's probably just as well, really... writing vulgarities would likely just get you into trouble.
>

SEND[Andraste] Let's not be writing it either ;)

(That's an old log of the mouth washing, for saying Helga's stew tasted like shite, I got a kick out of the slate messaging).

[Trallihn]

You take a drink from your rolton bladder. The thick blend of deep, rich flavors floods through your mouth.
There's still a trace of foam, but it tastes flat.
That was the last of it!

That was Watchtower Lager!

I'll keep'em coming as I find more bad mixes!