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Ardwen
02-02-2010, 08:46 PM
As you may wish to know, My name is (Dr. Innocent Onwuka) the newly Chairman
foreign contract Payment/Disbursements Committee office of the president,
Federal Republic of Nigeria, I am contacting you privately based on a mandate
instructions given to my office to pay off all outstanding contractors/beneficiaries
who had been suffering untold hardship in getting their over due contract fund
which yours were inclusive,

Though, I was surprised as to what really prevented the Government and Central
Bank of Nigeria (C.B.N) from paying this fund since you had completed with all
the melted obligation requirement by the authority as in your file here, In view
of the fore going, I initiated an interview with some of the Directors at the
bank since taking them for granted can be capable of undermining the workability
in the administrative which would eventually propel your payment of
USD$$7.5Million USD to be made from here.

Also I dig deep into knowing the real reality of this matter but it seems that
there had been existence of different people in this pursuit and they have
really messed up the entire workability, thereby creating anomalies in your
file, secondly we had a very difficult situation with your file as our central
computers indicated that the payment had been settled, On that effect we made a
special arrangement to visit NNPC Achieves Department were the contract in
question was emanated , In the cause of our scrutinizes,Your name and company
was discovered as next of kin on the list of the outstanding contractors who
have not received their payments.contract/INHERITANCE/ entitlement/award winning
received his money accordingly,


we wish to use this medium to inform you that for the time being Federal
Government of Nigeria have stopped further payment through Bank to Bank Transfer
due to contractors numerous petitions to United Nations against Nigeria on wrong
payment and diversion of contract funds to different account. In this regards,
we are going to send your contract part payment of $7.5Million USD.To you via
our accredited shipping company and I have secured every needed documents to
cover the money. The money is coming with two security proof boxes.or swift ATM
CARD, The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine.

Please you don't have to worry for any thing, as the transaction is 100% risk
free. The boxes are coming with a Diplomatic agent who will accompany the boxes
to your house address. So all you need to do now is to send to me the following




I think they missed a few random words they cou;d have possibly added, but not damned many

nub
02-02-2010, 08:47 PM
Where do I sign up?

Ardwen
02-02-2010, 08:52 PM
talk to the Chairman
foreign contract Payment/Disbursements Committee office of the president. with a title like that how hard can he be to find

Kuyuk
02-02-2010, 08:54 PM
I could think of a few million people in Nigeria who could use $7.5M more than 1 outside contractor...

Ardwen
02-02-2010, 08:57 PM
Also I dig deep into knowing the real reality of this matter but it seems that there had been existence of different people in this pursuit and they have really messed up the entire workability, thereby creating anomalies in your file


This sentence sounds like something one of those telephone salepitch people would use on the elderly

Trallihn
02-02-2010, 11:16 PM
melted obligation requirement
I wonder what that tastes like...
The boxes are sealed with synthetic nylon seal and padded with machine.
Wow.

Drevihyin
02-02-2010, 11:22 PM
What's sad is some idiot is fixing to send them their personal information to take advantage of this great opportunity.

Trallihn
02-02-2010, 11:25 PM
Wow! The FBI gets to give away money AND run on sentances... From my spam box.

From: "ROBERT S. MUELLER, III"<director.mueller@btinternet.com>
Subject: Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) / CONTACT MRS LOVETH JAMES.
Date: Mon, 4 Jan 2010 05:32:35 +0100
To: undisclosed-recipients:;



Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI)
Anti-Terrorist And Monitory Crime Division.
Federal Bureau Of Investigation.
J.Edgar.Hoover Building Washington Dc
http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm



Attn: Beneficiary,



This is to Officially inform you that it has come to our notice and we have thoroughly Investigated with the help of our Intelligence Monitoring Network System that you are having an illegal Transaction with Impostors claiming to be Prof. Charles C. Soludo of the Central Bank Of Nigeria, Mr. Patrick Aziza, Mr Frank Nweke, Dr. Philip Mogan, none officials of Oceanic Bank, Zenith Banks, Barr. Derrick Smith, kelvin Young of HSBC, Ben of FedEx, Ibrahim Sule,Larry Christopher, Dr. Usman Shamsuddeen, Dr. Philip Mogan, Paul Adim, Puppy Scammers are impostors claiming to be the Federal Bureau Of Investigation. During our Investigation, we noticed that the reason why you have not received your payment is because you have not fulfilled your Financial Obligation given to you in respect of your Contract/Inheritance Payment.



Therefore, we have contacted the Federal Ministry Of Finance on your behalf and they have brought a solution to your problem by coordinating your payment in total USD$11,000.000.00 in an ATM CARD which you can use to withdraw money from any ATM MACHINE CENTER anywhere in the world with a maximum of $4000 to $5000 United States Dollars daily. You now have the lawful right to claim your fund in an ATM CARD.



Since the Federal Bureau of Investigation is involved in this transaction, you have to be rest assured for this is 100% risk free it is our duty to protect the American Citizens. All I want you to do is to contact the ATM CARD CENTER via email for their requirements to proceed and procure your Approval Slip on your behalf which will cost you $150.00 only and note that your Approval Slip which contains details of the agent who will process your transaction.
CONTACT INFORMATION
NAME: Mrs. Loveth James
EMAIL: mrsloveth2009@gmail.com
Telephone: +2347029247985



Do contact Mrs. Loveth James of the ATM PAYMENT CENTER with your details:



FULL NAME:
HOME ADDRESS:
TELL:
CELL:
CURRENT OCCUPATION:
BANK NAME:
AGE:



So your files would be updated after which he will send the payment information's which you'll use in making payment of $150.00 via Western Union Money Transfer or Money Gram Transfer for the procurement of your Approval Slip after which the delivery of your ATM CARD will be effected to your designated home address without any further delay.We order you get back to this office after you have contacted the ATM SWIFT CARD CENTER and we do await your response so we can move on with our Investigation and make sure your ATM SWIFT CARD gets to you.
Thanks and hope to read from you soon.



ROBERT S. MUELLER, III
DIRECTOR, FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION
UNITED STATES DEPARTMENT OF JUSTICE
WASHINGTON, D.C. 20535
http://www.fbi.gov/libref/directors/directmain.htm


Note: Do disregard any email you get from any impostors or offices claiming to be in possession of your ATM CARD, you are hereby advice only to be in contact with Mrs. Loveth James of the ATM CARD CENTER who is the rightful person to deal with in regards to your ATM CARD PAYMENT and forward any emails you get from impostors to this office so we could act upon and commence investigation.

Sylvan Dreams
02-03-2010, 12:02 AM
I wonder if that international phone number works, and who it sends you to if it does.

Trallihn
02-03-2010, 12:28 AM
Probably Nigeria or somewhere fun like that. There's a whole website dedicated to harassing these people back. www.419eater.com

I'm still waiting to be crowned high lord chancellor of fruits and exotic spices. Damn Nigerians never follow through on their promises.