Getting Personal

[Drew2]

Since I've slandered, been slandered, cursed, shouted, thrown objects, etc. on this board, I figured it was only polite to introduce the person behind the keyboard.

Hi, I'm Drew. I'm a student at UTSA.

And you are....?

(All those who have forgotten their names due to scooter accidents are excused)

[Artha]

Hi, I'm Daniel. I'm a student at ARGSAT (www.args.k12.va.us).

[Betheny]

Hi I'm Beth. Clorox makes you gay. No scooter accident can erase that DREW.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Maimara
Hi I'm Beth. Clorox makes you gay. No scooter accident can erase that DREW.
...don't ask.

[Betheny]

No, please DO ask. I'm dying to post that IM log. :-D

[Drew2]

maimbeth (11:47:46 PM): what
Empath Tayre (11:47:50 PM): your away message
maimbeth (11:48:01 PM): oh
maimbeth (11:48:15 PM): I'M FUNNEY
Empath Tayre (11:48:35 PM): lol yeah you sure are
maimbeth (11:49:51 PM): SATAN RULEZ
maimbeth (11:49:53 PM): THE HALLWAYS
Empath Tayre (11:50:01 PM): lol
Empath Tayre (11:50:02 PM): ok
maimbeth (11:50:12 PM): YES
Empath Tayre (11:50:19 PM): i got clorox cleanup on my boxers today
Empath Tayre (11:50:23 PM): now they're blue with pink spots
maimbeth (11:50:33 PM): Clorox makes you gay.
Empath Tayre (11:52:47 PM): rofl
Empath Tayre (11:52:51 PM): is that right?
maimbeth (11:52:53 PM): Yes.
Empath Tayre (11:53:04 PM): hehe if anyone was in my apartment they'd wonder why i was laughing at my computer
maimbeth (11:53:10 PM): Heh
maimbeth (11:53:37 PM): You think I lie?
Empath Tayre (11:53:46 PM): well yeah
Empath Tayre (11:53:54 PM): i'm sure lots of people use clorox and they're not gay
maimbeth (11:54:11 PM): I'm tellin you. the clorox gel was the beginning of the end for ellen degeneres
Empath Tayre (11:54:20 PM): rofl
maimbeth (11:54:37 PM): she might look like a 'natural' blond now, but damn.
maimbeth (11:54:53 PM): I'M BEING SERIOUS
Empath Tayre (11:54:59 PM): I'm sure
maimbeth (11:55:12 PM): when you wear your bleached boxers do you crave the cock?
maimbeth (11:55:54 PM): I BET YOU DO
Empath Tayre (11:56:46 PM): lol since they just got bleached today, no
maimbeth (11:56:57 PM): ah, come on, don't lie.
Empath Tayre (11:57:08 PM): i think you make me laugh the most out of everyone i talk to
maimbeth (11:57:18 PM): so c'mon, admit it
Empath Tayre (11:57:26 PM): no, i never crave the cock, i am sorry
maimbeth (11:57:28 PM): be like, "Yeah, I could go for some juicy penis right now."
Empath Tayre (11:57:42 PM): Um, no
maimbeth (11:57:47 PM): I could.
maimbeth (11:57:53 PM): Damn.
Empath Tayre (11:57:56 PM): rofl
maimbeth (11:58:06 PM): I'M NOT JOKING
maimbeth (11:58:07 PM): OMG
maimbeth (11:58:50 PM): i'm going to summon the devil.
maimbeth (11:58:52 PM): he will make you gay.
maimbeth (11:59:00 PM): then we can talk about fellatio all the time.
maimbeth (11:59:07 PM): you can be my gay friend.
Empath Tayre (11:59:19 PM): fellatio?
maimbeth (11:59:24 PM): You know.
maimbeth (11:59:26 PM): Sucking the cock.
maimbeth (11:59:30 PM): Tasting the man root.
Empath Tayre (11:59:37 PM): LOL you're creeping me out
maimbeth (11:59:37 PM): :-)
Empath Tayre (11:59:45 PM): and making me laugh hystarically
maimbeth (11:59:52 PM): OMFG
maimbeth (11:59:56 PM): You still think I'm joking!
Empath Tayre (12:00:11 AM): yeah i do
maimbeth (12:00:21 AM): seriously, let me get my E-Z Satan Summoning kit I got for christmas
Empath Tayre (12:00:36 AM): if you got one of those for christmas, you have a few problems
Empath Tayre (12:00:37 AM): lo
Empath Tayre (12:00:38 AM): lol
maimbeth (12:00:39 AM): satan will fuck you up
Empath Tayre (12:00:51 AM): i'm sure
maimbeth (12:00:57 AM): :-)
maimbeth (12:01:16 AM): so
maimbeth (12:01:23 AM): does it hurt when you sit on your balls?
Empath Tayre (12:01:35 AM): i've never done that before
Empath Tayre (12:01:38 AM): that would suck
maimbeth (12:01:51 AM): heh
maimbeth (12:01:55 AM): you s hould try it right now
Empath Tayre (12:01:59 AM): um, no thanks
maimbeth (12:03:06 AM): i'm lost in the snowflake vale
maimbeth (12:03:14 AM): eesh
maimbeth (12:03:26 AM): are you gay yet?
Empath Tayre (12:03:30 AM): What's your name again?
Empath Tayre (12:03:33 AM): your warrior
Empath Tayre (12:03:34 AM): and no
Empath Tayre (12:03:34 AM): i'm not
maimbeth (12:03:40 AM): i'm un-lost.
Empath Tayre (12:03:43 AM): oh ok
maimbeth (12:03:44 AM): it's veyare.
maimbeth (12:04:09 AM): well, if youre going to be straight, can I at least pretend that I'm having sex with you?
Empath Tayre (12:04:19 AM): sure
Empath Tayre (12:04:21 AM): that'll work
maimbeth (12:04:23 AM): sweet
maimbeth (12:04:30 AM): Let me just tell all my friends.
maimbeth (12:04:48 AM): MaimBeth: I'm having sex with Tayre.
Blue75Vette: ...
Empath Tayre (12:04:57 AM): LOL who is that?
maimbeth (12:05:11 AM): dispater
Empath Tayre (12:05:15 AM): i duno them
maimbeth (12:05:25 AM): dispater is a sexy piece of man-meat
Empath Tayre (12:06:03 AM): lol
Empath Tayre (12:06:09 AM): tell him to use clorox
maimbeth (12:06:16 AM): NO
maimbeth (12:06:18 AM): NO
maimbeth (12:06:29 AM): I will NOT let the Clorox corrupt him!
Empath Tayre (12:06:30 AM): hehe
maimbeth (12:06:32 AM): By God!
maimbeth (12:06:34 AM): Blasphemy!
maimbeth (12:07:54 AM): DON'T YOU MESS WITH SATAN
maimbeth (12:07:56 AM): HE'S FROM TEXAS
maimbeth (12:07:58 AM): HE'LL KICK YOUR ASS
maimbeth (12:07:59 AM): LIKE
maimbeth (12:08:05 AM): FUCKING CHARLTON HESTON
Empath Tayre (12:08:08 AM): i'm from texas
Empath Tayre (12:08:11 AM): i'm in texas
maimbeth (12:08:12 AM): OMFG
maimbeth (12:08:14 AM): YOU ARE THE DEVIL
Empath Tayre (12:08:18 AM): LOL
Empath Tayre (12:08:19 AM): no i'm not
maimbeth (12:08:29 AM): Yes you ARE
maimbeth (12:08:31 AM): Don't lie!
Empath Tayre (12:08:47 AM): Ok, I'm the devil
maimbeth (12:08:59 AM): YOU FUCKING BLASPHEMER
Empath Tayre (12:09:06 AM): i know
maimbeth (12:09:06 AM): dispater's from texas too
maimbeth (12:09:07 AM): he's satan
maimbeth (12:09:08 AM): you lied
Empath Tayre (12:09:13 AM): ok
Empath Tayre (12:09:15 AM): you caught me
maimbeth (12:10:17 AM): where in texas are you from, satan-wannabe
Empath Tayre (12:10:49 AM): i'm from Houston
Empath Tayre (12:10:53 AM): but I live in San Antonio right now
Empath Tayre (12:10:58 AM): for school
maimbeth (12:11:36 AM): Blue75Vette: Im from houston
Blue75Vette: Im in Austin, for school
maimbeth (12:11:51 AM): you should meet hin and tell me if he's a sexy beast or not
Empath Tayre (12:12:17 AM): lol austin is like less than 2 hours away
maimbeth (12:12:23 AM): yeah
maimbeth (12:12:25 AM): 40 mins
Empath Tayre (12:12:28 AM): oh whatever
maimbeth (12:12:31 AM): Heh
Empath Tayre (12:12:39 AM): what part of houston?
Empath Tayre (12:12:43 AM): Is he going to UT Austin?
maimbeth (12:15:01 AM): yeah
maimbeth (12:15:03 AM): he does
maimbeth (12:15:04 AM): Blue75Vette: I aint drivin to SA to meet some person ive never even met ingame
MaimBeth: YES YOU ARE
MaimBeth: AND YOU'LL DO IT WITH A SMILE
MaimBeth: OR I'LL SUMMON SATAN ON YOUR ASS
Blue75Vette: bitchmakemeasandwitch
MaimBeth: THAT'S IT
MaimBeth: I'M CALLING CHARLTON HESTON
MaimBeth: YOU ARE SO DEAD
Empath Tayre (12:15:23 AM): ROFL
Empath Tayre (12:16:27 AM): i need to go to bed soon
maimbeth (12:17:31 AM): hey tayre
maimbeth (12:17:34 AM): what's your real name
Empath Tayre (12:17:48 AM): drew
maimbeth (12:17:57 AM): Hi Drew
maimbeth (12:18:01 AM): I'm Anastasia Beaverhausen
Empath Tayre (12:18:08 AM): LOL I watch will and grace too
Empath Tayre (12:18:11 AM): it's hilarious
maimbeth (12:18:13 AM): YES SO DO I
Empath Tayre (12:18:17 AM): i know
maimbeth (12:18:17 AM): ARE YOU GAY YET
Empath Tayre (12:18:25 AM): ROFLMAO
Empath Tayre (12:18:25 AM): no
Empath Tayre (12:18:31 AM): i'm seriously laughing so hard
maimbeth (12:18:42 AM): I BET YOU'RE LAUGHING BECAUSE MY FINGER IS IN PAIN AND I'M LIKING IT
maimbeth (12:18:45 AM): HUH!?!?!?!?!
maimbeth (12:18:56 AM): I CRASHED MY SCOOTER IN REAL LIFE AND LOST MEMORY SO I DON'T REMEMBER HOW I HURT MY FINGER
maimbeth (12:19:39 AM): BUT IT HURTS
Empath Tayre (12:20:02 AM): i seriously can't type because I'm laughing so hard
maimbeth (12:20:08 AM): liar
Empath Tayre (12:20:51 AM): oh god you're funny

(I deleted a portion that I noticed was kind of private.)

maimbeth (12:28:01 AM): omg
maimbeth (12:28:06 AM): my finger still hurts
Empath Tayre (12:28:19 AM): go crash your scooter and forget about it
maimbeth (12:28:43 AM): OMG
maimbeth (12:28:45 AM): DREW
maimbeth (12:28:52 AM): YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
maimbeth (12:30:26 AM): I FUCKING CRASHED MY SCOOTER INTO THE FRIDGE
maimbeth (12:30:30 AM): now wtf were we talking about
maimbeth (12:31:50 AM): HELLO
Empath Tayre (12:31:50 AM): LOL
Empath Tayre (12:31:52 AM): sorry
maimbeth (12:31:53 AM): heh
maimbeth (12:31:58 AM): awww
maimbeth (12:32:19 AM): so.
maimbeth (12:32:22 AM): I have the West Nile virus.
maimbeth (12:32:25 AM): It's really weird.
Empath Tayre (12:32:30 AM): lol no you don't
maimbeth (12:32:37 AM): i have been sick for a week and am getting these weird sores all over my hands
maimbeth (12:32:38 AM): ..
maimbeth (12:32:47 AM): BUT I DO
Empath Tayre (12:32:49 AM): you're serious?
maimbeth (12:32:52 AM): I'm fucking serious!
maimbeth (12:32:53 AM): Yes.
maimbeth (12:32:57 AM): That's why my finger hurts
maimbeth (12:33:06 AM): One of these stupid blister sore things is developing right under my fingernail
Empath Tayre (12:33:11 AM): as serious as when you said clorox makes you gay?
maimbeth (12:33:17 AM): no
maimbeth (12:33:26 AM): i was joking then
Empath Tayre (12:33:29 AM): i thought you said you jammed your finger?
maimbeth (12:33:48 AM): eh
maimbeth (12:33:50 AM): Well
maimbeth (12:33:53 AM): Would you want to hear me go
maimbeth (12:33:59 AM): "So, I've got these sores all over my hands."
Empath Tayre (12:34:19 AM): lol well you just did so that defeats the purpose
maimbeth (12:34:28 AM): well
maimbeth (12:34:30 AM): shut up
Empath Tayre (12:34:37 AM): ok
maimbeth (12:34:39 AM): OMFG
maimbeth (12:34:42 AM): you took my advice
Empath Tayre (12:34:51 AM): why wouldn't I?
maimbeth (12:35:32 AM): i dunno
maimbeth (12:36:23 AM): heh
maimbeth (12:37:26 AM): if i squeeze my finger, junk squirts out
Empath Tayre (12:37:34 AM): that's sick
maimbeth (12:37:41 AM): it's clear
Empath Tayre (12:37:50 AM): that means you're gay
maimbeth (12:37:56 AM): i knew that.
Empath Tayre (12:38:01 AM): oh ok
maimbeth (12:38:06 AM): well i'm not really gay
maimbeth (12:38:12 AM): just gay enough to do a chick for money
Empath Tayre (12:38:19 AM): LOL have you really?
maimbeth (12:39:12 AM): no
maimbeth (12:39:13 AM): but i would
maimbeth (12:39:17 AM): that's the important thing
Empath Tayre (12:39:42 AM): lol yeah it is
Empath Tayre (12:44:17 AM): ok well goodnight
Empath Tayre (12:44:21 AM): i have class in the morning

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Tayre]

[Betheny]

Ack. You could have taken the shit out about the grossness of my hands.

[Drew2]

But then I would have had to take out the fact that you're gay enough to sleep with women for money, thereby decreasing the overall humor factor.

The rest of you: Get back on topic. Who are you?

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Tayre]

[Betheny]

at least my boxers aren't pink

[Betheny]

Now they can't ogle my boobs. wo0t

[StrayRogue]

I think it's Maim whose craving the cock ;)

[peam]

I'm Jason. I'm a student a Radford U.

[Bobmuhthol]

I'm Alex. I'm a student at Nissitissit Middle School.

[Weedmage Princess]

>>maimbeth (12:28:52 AM): YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED
maimbeth (12:30:26 AM): I FUCKING CRASHED MY SCOOTER INTO THE FRIDGE
<<

lmao

[AnticorRifling]

I'm Wayne, just got out of the Marines. One I get settled again here in Indiana I will probably finish up at Purdue.

[Parkbandit]

I'm Mike from Tampa... and I'm really not a thief.

[Halfsilver]

Darren...ft lauderdale...

you asked earlier, Parkbandit...we're in lauderdale. I hate south florida.

-grays

edited: i'll be going back home next year to finish school at UMCP. Maryland! woo!

[Edited on 8-29-2003 by Halfsilver]

[Ben]

Ben, New York, School of Hard Knocks

[Gizmo]

Jay, PA...Not in school praise the gods. Former Military.

[Adhara]

Nathalie, from Montreal originally, exiled to Newfoundland (the province) by the evil company I work for.

Darien, Psychology Major, UNR (Go Wolf Pack! Bah, I don't care about sports, I just like the mascot and the cheerleaders when they're barefoot.)

I play Klaive and everyone loves me.

[Betheny]

Don't you mean, everyone loves to hate you?

[StrayRogue]

Ah, the only diploma you have Klaive, is in Basic Fundamental Lying.

[Betheny]

I thought he had a Masters in Exploitation of the Unsuspecting and was working on a doctorate in Finding Giggly Sluts in Roleplaying Environments.

[StrayRogue]

Those are his hobbies.

[Bestatte]

Roberta, graduate of Emerson College (1983), certified aromatherapist, bartender, and computer technician, currently (and again) unemployed.

[DashboardHulaGirl]

Diana....graduated college last spring. Currently attempting to become a teacher.

[Warriorbird]

Conan, living in North Carolina currently, working for UNC: Chapel Hill currently while I try to prep for getting into grad school

Graduated from Beloit College in Beloit, WI with a B.A. in history.

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by Warriorbird]

[Betheny]

omg, that's you conan?

wtf.

[CrystalTears]

Psychology Major and don't have a job?! :lol:

I'm Jeanine from Connecticut, originally from Miami, Florida, currently working as a computer support slave.

[Lord Whirlin]

From Southwestern Connecticut, Currently Attending my freshman year at Bentley College up in Waltham Mass, right outside Boston.
Anyone else up in the Boston area?

[Praefection]

For the hell of it. I'm Theresa and I live in Montana. Yay, how exciting. I'm also a cosmotologist who answers phones for a living. That's it for now.

[Gokkem]

Chris from Alaska. After being employed by the same company for 9 years, I'm currently unemployed and VERY much enjoying it.

[Betheny]

I live in St. Paul, MN. I need a job. I've been trying to get a particular job with the government since February, but bureaucracy is great, and requires much paperwork, patience, and pulling out of hair.

[Ilvane]

I'm Angela, from a small town outside of Boston. I'm a musician and I also work for a health care company.

I have a couple of degrees, one in Music and one in Organizational Psychology.

-A

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Anyone else up in the Boston area?>>

Yes. Me. Now die.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol

Yes. Me. Now die.

Aren't you the charmer.:saint:

[Weedmage Princess]

I'm not too far off from Boston...and I work there.

[Ben]

I grew up near Boston (Quincy MA), And in my day Bobmuhthol's corpse would have been found in the rock quarries.

[Ilvane]

I actually work in Quincy..small world.

I live a bit more south of Boston, though.

-A

[Ben]

Ilvane are you korean?

[Weedmage Princess]

Ilvane how far south are you? Like in the ways of 3 or 24? I live down 24. Drive by Quincy everyday to work (in Somerville)

[Lord Whirlin]

God... Bobmuhthol lives around me... good, that means when he starts being a jerk in gemstone, I can go to his house and beat the bajesus out of him

[StrayRogue]

The best way to scare Bob, is to turn up at his house with a ladder.

[Lord Whirlin]

Anyone willing to meet up in Boston for an afternoon, just to meet other GS people for once?

[Hips]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
The best way to scare Bob, is to turn up at his house with a ladder.

Why the ladder?

Anyway, I'm Jessa... I'm going to the University of Delaware (I move in tomorrow and I'm nervous!). Gonna major in History (European concentration), and minor in East Asian Studies and Medieval Studies. Or at least that's what my plan is as of now... I'm sure I'll change it at least once. ^^;;

[Drew2]

Nobody lives in texas. :(

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by Tayre]

[Weedmage Princess]

That'd be cool

[Drew2]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Why the ladder?


There was an AIM log between Bob and I think Stay where Bob was spazzing over somebody putting a ladder to his roof outside his window.

[StrayRogue]

Stop busting in on others buisness Tayre, you fucking hypocrit.

[Ben]

Originally posted by Tayre
Nobody lives in texas. :(

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by Tayre]


Nobody but steers and queers.

[Drew2]

Full Metal Jacket quotes are so overused. :rolleyes:

[Halfsilver]

Originally posted by Tayre
Full Metal Jacket quotes are so overused.

Agreed, Tayre. Isn't there a whole other thread that revolves around one particular quote from it?

Anyways...anyone else in the Southeastern Florida area? Lauderdale...Miami...Palm Beach?

I'm stuck here for several more months. :sniffle:

-grays

[Ilvane]

I'd love to get a bunch of people together around this area, might be fun.

And I can be off of 3 or 24, both of them are the same distance from where I am. :grin:

-A

[Betheny]

STFU! Dispater lives in Texas. There's several other people I know of that live in Texas. Uh ... Can't think of names right now though, because I'm stupid.

[StrayRogue]

maimbeth: I'm not an idiot!
maimbeth: Not a complete idiot, anyway.

[ElvenRangeress]

I'm Candi from Ft.lauderdale ;o)

[Ben]

Originally posted by ElvenRangeress
I'm Candi from Ft.lauderdale ;o)


Nice icon.

[Betheny]

I see bouncing tits every day, why the hell must you people make icons out of them?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. Bouncing boobs don't make you cool.

[peam]

I beg to differ.

[Betheny]

OK, I want to see a guy jiggling his package.

[SpunGirl]

I'm Kristin. I live in Las Vegas, I'm a recent transplant from Flagstaff, Arizona.

I have a dual degree in Sociology and Criminal Justice from Northern Arizona U.

I work at the Monte Carlo, on the strip. It's fun.

And Tayre, Merji's player lives in Tex-ass.

-K

[ElvenRangeress]

Originally posted by Maimara
I see bouncing tits every day, why the hell must you people make icons out of them?

Stupid, stupid, stupid. Bouncing boobs don't make you cool.

why must you be so negative? its only an avatar... not trying to be *cool* because of it :rolleyes:

[Drew2]

Merjinia's player actually lives in the city i'm in for school. But she's like... way older than me. I think.

[SpunGirl]

She's not OLD old. And she's way fun.
She likes margaritas and all that stuff.

-K