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Clove
01-31-2010, 07:33 AM
http://www.reuters.com/article/idUSTRE60U0E620100131?type=entertainmentNews

Actor Rip Torn arrested drunk, armed in Conn. bank

NEW YORK (Reuters) - Emmy award winning actor Rip Torn, who has had a recurring role in the NBC hit "30 Rock," has been arrested after police found him intoxicated and armed inside a Connecticut bank at the weekend.

Torn, 78, was being held on $100,000 bond after state police responded to an alarm at the Litchfield Bank in Salisbury, the Connecticut town where the actor lives, and found him inside the closed bank "with a loaded revolver" and "highly intoxicated," according to a police report issued on Saturday.

He was charged with burglary, criminal trespass and criminal mischief and weapons charges.

Torn, who won an Emmy for "The Larry Sanders Show" in 1992, has most recently appeared in several episodes of "30 Rock" as network head Don Geiss. He starred in the hit film "Men in Black" and its sequel, as well as scores of other films and television shows over six decades.

He was nominated for an Oscar for "Cross Creek" in 1983, two years before his wife, Geraldine Page, won the Best Actress Oscar.

Torn, a cousin of actress Sissy Spacek, has been arrested several times in recent years for drunken driving and received a fine, license suspension or probation. He was also acquitted of one charge.

(Writing by Chris Michaud, Editing by Sandra Maler)

Parkbandit
01-31-2010, 10:36 AM
Come on.. his name almosts begs him to be publically intoxicated.. then he can say "DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM!? I'M RIP TORN BITCH!"

Cephalopod
01-31-2010, 11:37 AM
http://www.sportsrubbish.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/dodge-wrench-dodge-ball.jpg

Least surprising story ever... except it was in a bank? Weird.

Wonder if anyone has him in the Death Poll...

Sean of the Thread
01-31-2010, 11:45 AM
Other than aforementioned Dodge Ball he was f'n great in Freddy Got Fingered.

Clove
01-31-2010, 01:15 PM
Other than aforementioned Dodge Ball he was f'n great in Freddy Got Fingered.Papa would you like some sausage...

Sean of the Thread
01-31-2010, 01:25 PM
Papa would you like some sausage...

It's "DADDY" would you like some sausage

durr

Clove
01-31-2010, 02:56 PM
It's "DADDY" would you like some sausage

durrSorry, I'm not experienced in propositioning DADDY for the sausage. I defer to your experience.

NocturnalRob
01-31-2010, 05:57 PM
"Clean out your locker at the club, Bob. You're fucking fired!! I'm talking about a million fucking deutschmark here, Bob!!"

Haha...that movie is fucking awesome.

"I'm the Backwards Man, the Backwards Man."

Tom Green is about the weirdest motherfucker you'll meet, but there is some genius in there.