Awesome spam mail

[Kuyuk]

So, if you get any spam mail that's more awesome than the 'help your epeen grow 4 inches today!" post it up here.





DEAR BELOVED ONE, I NEED YOU TO HELP ME HELP THE NEEDY;.
From:
Mrs Sarah Frank <sarahfrank001@sify.com>
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To:
Dear Beloved,

I am Mrs Sarah Frank from England. I am deaf and has cancer of the breast I lost my husband 12yrs ago without a child of mine.

I have to sell all my properties left by my husband because the doctors say i have less than 2months to live.

I have deposited the funds of $4.5million USD which i sold from my properties and deposit into a Bank.

I want you to help me use the funds to help the charity deaf and the motherless babies home before i die.

Below is what i want you to use the fund for:

1: For the sick, less-privileged and destitute
2: For the widows and the motherless babies e.t.c.
3: Orphanages, research centres and widows propagating

I selected you after viewing your contact on a website which i prayed and fast for three weeks over it with advice of my pastor, i am willing to donate the sum of $4.5m u.s dollars

If you are a good and honest Christian i shall give you the contact of the Bank and also the Deposit Certificate so as to claim my funds before my death.Expecting your urgent response and may God bless you as you carry out my wish.

Yours dying sister.

Mrs Sarah Frank





If she only has a few months to live, she probably shouldnt be fasting...

[AnticorRifling]

Respond and string that shit along as long as possible imo.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Seriously, shit like that can't get anyone can it?

[Archigeek]

Ah the Nigerian scam. There's a great group that actively goes after these guys. They sent a guy into a neighboring war zone and just about got him killed. I think it was on This American Life that they were talking about it. Crazy justice, but justice all the same.

[Geshron]

Seriously, shit like that can't get anyone can it?

Nothing against southern folk but I did see someone on 60 minutes from Alabama who lost like $30,000 for giving her bank info up. I think people on the extreme end of the spectrum of gullibility definitely could. The borderline retarded, etc.

[Tisket]

The borderline retarded, etc.

Forward that pm to Lord Paco ASAP.