Best place you've had sex.

[Shari]

So the Great Sex Appreciation Post got me thinking of the to best (and craziest) places I've done it.

On the beach in Maui.

And in a model home of the company my boyfriend works for.


Anyone else got some they'd like to share?

[100% Wool]

In a bathroom at a bar shitfaced drunk

[Snapp]

Most Risky:
In a Gore Hall classroom at U of D (hey they left it unlocked!)

Most Romantic:
In the middle of a park field at night with a full moon

[Satira]

Jacuzzi, bitch.

[Hips]

Originally posted by Snapp
Most Risky:
In a Gore Hall classroom at U of D (hey they left it unlocked!)


Haha! I wonder if it's one that I've had class in.

Most risky for me... in a public park.

[Meos]

Worst place to have sex: Canoe :offtopic:

[Souzy]

I'm not sure. I can't rate all the spots, but the pool/jacuzzi was pretty cool. Then we just over did it, so it got played out. Did the park thing too, nothing big about that. I really got to think about this, for the BEST place ever.

[Knights Templar]

Best place ever, was on a teacher's desk at UCLA while I was getting paid to be there.

[SpunGirl]

In a sandtrap on the golf course at Forest Highlands next to the waterfall.

In my parent's backyard in the grass, in the rain.

On the manager's desk at Wolf Camera in Aspen.

On the balcony of my father-in-law's condo in Aspen (which overlooks a waterfall!)

Lake Powell.

-K

[Edited on 3-18-2004 by SpunGirl]

[peam]

Top level of a parking garage.

[Soulpieced]

Inside a house under construction.

[Zeyrin]

A couple of friends of mine worked at a mortuary and they used to throw parties there on the weekends while the owners were out of town.

So, my most unusual place to have sex was in a display coffin. Those things are soft to lay in.

My favorite place is on top of a mountain on a full moon summer night with all the stars out.

[DaMaGe]

In an empty room at the hospital with a nurse whenever my boy broke his ankle while we were leaving the club.

In the movie theatre while I was supposed to be watching Barbershop 2.


-Adam

[AnticorRifling]

The theatre in London where we, a group of my senior class, saw Henry VIII. That was fun.

Picnic table on my, then, girlfriends back patio.

On the beach, Atlantic beach, Myrtle Beach, Daytona Beach, and whatever other beach I've been on.

Driving on I-70 between Raleigh and New Bern in NC. Long straight stretch of road, opened the sunroom so the car was full of moonlight and set the cruise control at about 75.

Any place that is fairly public. And I'm all about doing it in locations I haven't done before. I've got a list and I check them off :cool:

[Myshel]

On the beach- too sandy
In the water at the beach with a full moon, very sexy
In a plush hotel room on the beach the best.

[TheEschaton]

On the middle of the soccer field.

Damn sprinklers came on, too, cause there was a game the next day.

-TheE-

[Tsa`ah]

The wife's office between patient’s appointments.

High school, private tutoring session ... that's all I have to say about that.

The hayloft when I still lived at home.

Barcelona Spain during the construction of the Olympic village... we broke in.

Sister in-law's wedding.... I couldn't resist my wife in her bride's maid dress.

Alaskan ski-country ... In the snow.

[Wezas]

Bwahahaha I think it's hilarious noone's stated the obvious
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In Da Butt!

[Amaron]

wierdest or cool place: On the stage of our High school musical after rehearsal with all the fake animals watching us ----> director
(with my husband not a student ) J;)


Best place while on a train trip across canada.

J

[Edited on 3-18-2004 by Amaron]

[Ylena]

Hrm.

On a steel prep table in a restaurant I was managing.

In an elevator at the Henry VIII.

On the 40th floor of an office building, in a glass alcove that made it look like you were suspended in space.

On a king-sized four-poster bed with a goosedown comforter.

[DeV]

On the lake front around downtown Chicago and its a really nice area we were at as its kinda hidden, but still in the open. At the time the cops patrolled the area on mounted horse so.... we almost got caught by a cop who was passing by on his horse. It was an awesome fun though.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Freaks.

I'm going to sanitize my office now, kthx.

[Pierat]

Heh on one of my boats, its a open one, a cat with a tramp....so in the middle of a very clear night, on the tramp on the boat :)
Jaccuzi's are nice too :)

[Drew2]

This thread makes me want to kill myself. No joke.

I suck at life.

[peam]

Originally posted by Tayre
This thread makes me want to kill myself. No joke.

I suck at life.

Don't worry about it.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Right, guys? :D

[Amaron]

Originally posted by peam

Originally posted by Tayre
This thread makes me want to kill myself. No joke.

I suck at life.

Don't worry about it.

It's not all it's cracked up to be.

Right, guys? :D


No its better.... much better;)

[Chadj]

Tayres sister. In her room.


[Edited on 3-18-2004 by Chadj]

[Tsa`ah]

There is no equal to sex.

Not money.

Not chocolate.

Not power.

NOTHING.

Anyone who claims something is better than sex either sucks at it, has never had it, or really really just sucks at it.

Most of the above listed are means of compensating for crappy sex, or a crappy sex life.

I would have to say, it was in a treehouse when I was 18/19 with who is now my wife(for the time).

It wasn't anyones we knew, we just saw a treehouse in someones backyard and I jokingly said, lets go have sex up there, and 5 minutes later, we were...

[Galleazzo]

Behind the backdrop in Mitchell Auditorium at Northeastern U during a speech. We got caught cuddling afterwards, too. :lol:

On the hood of my car parked next to a hiking trail in the Berkshires. Started two minutes after some hikers went by, finished one minute before the next batch got to us.

On the 49 yard line at Foxboro Stadium, no shit. Long story. (Not the 50 yard line. Lime burns really suck.)

In a Jacuzzi with two wild gals. In the Jacuzzi, in my car heading home, all night long on the bed and floor and up against the wall.

On a slab in Mt Auburn Cemetery with my first ladyfriend.

In a puptent with a bunch of campers around at a meeting. I swear one guy was brushing against the tent and nudged my shoulder as I was doing the lady.

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
There is no equal to sex.

Not money.

Not chocolate.

Not power.

NOTHING.

Anyone who claims something is better than sex either sucks at it, has never had it, or really really just sucks at it.

Most of the above listed are means of compensating for crappy sex, or a crappy sex life.

This is true!

[Latrinsorm]

Dudes, what's with the coffin/graveyard sex? That's just creepy.

[SpunGirl]

I'm with you on that, Latrisorm.

I would have added - on the hood of my then-boyfriend's 4 runner in a park under the stars... except we didn't actually get TO it, our clothes were half off when we realized the cops were driving up.

By the time they got there we were re-clothed, but flushed, and they made me show my ID to prove I was 18 and then asked me if I was there of my "own free will."

What really REALLY sucked is that this was in my hometown, where my dad is the Deputy Chief, so they're like, "Kristin White, hahahaha."

And then two days later when my dad calls me and was like, "Anything you want to confess?"

-K

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Latrinsorm
Dudes, what's with the coffin/graveyard sex? That's just creepy.
It's really hot. Trust me. Was this time with the two ladies I mentioned earlier when we did it right by a sarcophagus at night, but that was so they could both win a bet that they'd get some in a graveyard .....

:smilegrin:

[SpunGirl]

So it was just you doing them a favor, right G?

-K

[DeV]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
I'm with you on that, Latrisorm.

I would have added - on the hood of my then-boyfriend's 4 runner in a park under the stars... except we didn't actually get TO it, our clothes were half off when we realized the cops were driving up.

By the time they got there we were re-clothed, but flushed, and they made me show my ID to prove I was 18 and then asked me if I was there of my "own free will."

What really REALLY sucked is that this was in my hometown, where my dad is the Deputy Chief, so they're like, "Kristin White, hahahaha."

And then two days later when my dad calls me and was like, "Anything you want to confess?"

-K OMG!! That was so almost like my other "almost got busted by the cops while having sex" experience. We were in my car in the back parked down by the lake. As I had a Ford Explorer at the time and the windows were tinted but we were going at it anyway and I see the cop from the back, although he cant see in, im near panic at this point. My girlfriend and I are pulling up clothes, fixing hair and I climb to the front and she's still in the back fixing up. Then the cop is like, "you didnt pay the meter", so we almost got a ticket for that. And he's giving this weird look the whole time.. kinda half smiling/and being serious, then he just let us go on the meter thing and Ive never been back there since.

[Reyek]

Hmm. on a glass bottom boat tour at night. In Theatre class in highschool. and last but not least....in the barracks in AIT when i was in the army.

[SpunGirl]

Heh, I almost forgot about the time on the balcony of our hotel room at the Imperial Palace (forget glitzy Vegas... IP rules!) at 3am.

-K

[CrystalTears]

Is there such a thing as a bad place for sex? I mean sex is like pizza.. even when it's bad it's still pretty good. :D

[Reyek]

i wouldnt say that. people that are raped probably wouldnt say it was good sex.

[Miss X]

Best sex I ever had, on the balcony of my hotel room in Majorca in daylight with loads of people walking past. It was kinda cool cos it was so exposed.

Also, one time on Ayia Napa beach in Cyprus at like 4 am. Sand in certain places isnt fun and takes days to remove....

Mens changing rooms at the local swimming pool, then in an alley way on the way home. I'm pure class as you can tell. ;)

<---- easy like sunday morning. :grin:

[Wezas]

Originally posted by CrystalTears
Is there such a thing as a bad place for sex? I mean sex is like pizza.. even when it's bad it's still pretty good. :D

Maybe one of those beds that are made of nails? And even then, the level of bad depends on the weight of the girl.

Let me add: On the living room floor with her parents only a few feet away (awake and talking) in a bedroom :thumbsup:

[Reyek]

Originally posted by Miss X
Best sex I ever had, on the balcony of my hotel room in Majorca in daylight with loads of people walking past. It was kinda cool cos it was so exposed.

Also, one time on Ayia Napa beach in Cyprus at like 4 am. Sand in certain places isnt fun and takes days to remove....

Mens changing rooms at the local swimming pool, then in an alley way on the way home. I'm pure class as you can tell. ;)

<---- easy like sunday morning. :grin:
I think i might go visit you ::whistle:: j/k

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
So it was just you doing them a favor, right G?
That and hold the camera so they could prove it. I'm just that kind o' friendly-type guy.

Bad places, hm. Beaches ain't nearly as much fun as they say. First, do it in the dark and they're cold, then there's the sand in your parts. Outdoor sex you got to get the right time and weather, make sure there's a light breezeanyway. Puttting a blanket down on an anthill or swatting skeeters off your ass while in mid-hump ain't that romantic.

Hey, now, I did it in the back of a U-Haul truck bouncing down the mountain heading into Asheville with it about 105 degrees in back and the lady and I lost maybe 5 lbs apiece during it.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Reyek
i wouldnt say that. people that are raped probably wouldnt say it was good sex.

Er... we're talking about consensual sex here right? Let's not bring rape into this mix please. Let's keep this light and frothy. :P

I can't say I've had a best PLACE to have sex, but one of my most memorable orgasmic sex was right after a night of feeding each other fondue and chocolate dipped foods that we had sex in his car in the parking lot because we couldn't contain ourselves. Something about being fed really delicous food really gets to me.

[J-Tech]

In a bed.

[TheEschaton]

Tayre, don't worry. I wish I had waited. Of course, being a druggie didn't help the situation.

But....since I didn't wait....I figured I might as well keep going.


-TheE-

[Shari]

Beaches can work if you bring a blanket and don't have crazy wild sex, it can be very romantic.

This is still bothering me...how the FUCK do you have sex while driving a car!?! We have a lot of long straight highway in AZ...I gotta test this shit out.

[Galleazzo]

Couple ways. I had a lady straddle my lap facing me once. Helps if you ain't going that fast, the lady is a tiny thing, she doesn't thrash around much, you can keep your eyes open when you come, and there ain't much traffic.

[Reyek]

Some people get some... Some people dont.


People who get some tend to be nicer then people who dont.

[Reyek]

wrong thread...:?:

[Edited on 3-19-2004 by Reyek]

[Souzy]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
In a Jacuzzi with two wild gals. In the Jacuzzi, in my car heading home, all night long on the bed and floor and up against the wall.

On a slab in Mt Auburn Cemetery with my first ladyfriend.


Uhhhhh...are you like the Don or something? Cos like 2 lady friends? No shit! But the up against the wall and everywhere thing...:thumbsup: Any form of rough play gets me going. Go you! :socool:

The grave yard thing freaks me out though. Cos like having sex on dead people, tsk tsk. If I saw you on my parents grave having sex, I would've shot you. Then again we creamate.

[Ryku]

I'd have to say the best was on my girlfriend's stove, not really the fact that it was ON the stove, but the fact that we completely annihilated the thing! That was a freakin expensive repair bill when we could have just done it somewhere more user friendly, but would I do it again? God damn right! :smilegrin:

[HarmNone]

Hmm. It is hard for me to discern between the best place and the best sex. Somehow, the latter seems to have created the former for me. ;)

HarmNone remembers, very fondly, a handsome Swede and a sailboat off the coast of Sumatra....Mmmmhmmm

[Ambrosia]

Most romantic was near a lake, it was night and there was a light drizzle of rain.

Craziest was in an empty classroom at Notre Dame.

[longshot]

Originally posted by Tsa`ah
There is no equal to sex.

Not money.

Not chocolate.

Not power.

NOTHING.



New sex?

new sex > sex

The hunt is the important part...

It seems everyone is listing really crazy places. I really don't have many of those experiences. I'd rather be relaxed than worry about someone walking in on me.

"Look mommy, they're fighting!"

No thanks...

[Mint]

Wow, I just read this thread and let me just say...I NOW KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU PEOPLE!

Heh.

[SpunGirl]

We've corrupted Mint's fragile little mind.

-K

[Mint]

Originally posted by SpunGirl
We've corrupted Mint's fragile little mind.

More like traumatized.

[Myshel]

Originally posted by Reyek
i wouldnt say that. people that are raped probably wouldnt say it was good sex.

Rape is NOT sex.

[Parkbandit]

Craziest: Roof of a Holiday Inn I was staying at in Upstate NY. We crammed 6 people in one room for a wedding.. and I hooked up. No where to go... AHA! Open the window, go onto the roof and duck behind a huge HVAC unit.

Weddings are the best.

[Galleazzo]

It's okay, Mint dear. Ain't never had sex on a transit bus. Subway car, yes (damn, and the 2 times I did were 23 years apart, gulp), bus, no.

Hang on. Do you count the back of a Peter Pan bus heading from Springfield to Boston?

Oh yeah. Any rumor that I have had unlawful intercourse on a vessel under weigh of the United States Navy must of course be false. Such an action would be in direct contravention of the USCMJ and relevant directives from the office of the CNO, especially if the guy is a CPO and the lady is an ensign.

[Edited on 3/19/2004 by Galleazzo]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Subway car, yes (damn, and the 2 times I did were 23 years apart, gulp), bus, no.


Option 1: He was 15 or younger the first time and 38 or younger the second.

Option 2: Old man sex.... eww....

[Galleazzo]

Make it 18 and 41 and you got it.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
Make it 18 and 41 and you got it.

Yep, old man sex

[Galleazzo]

Hey, I ain't dried up yet, and unlike the goomba 20-somethings whose idea of sex is stick-it-in-and-spray, I know a few things.

:socool:

[Parkbandit]

Shit.. you are older than me. :cool:

[Snapp]

Originally posted by Mint
Wow, I just read this thread and let me just say...I NOW KNOW WAY TOO MUCH ABOUT YOU PEOPLE!

Heh.


You know Mint has some crazy bus stories she's dying to tell....