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[Methais]

Post them here.

Joker Hangover

The feeling one gets after viewing the new movie "Batman: The Dark Knight" where they have no morals or any feelings of a kind nature, and would love only to wreak havoc and anarchy.

Bill: Dude, I can't believe you just hit that lady with the car. I think she's hurt.

Dude: Why so serious, Bill?

Bill: Dude, i think you've got a Joker Hangover

Dude: Heeehehehehehahaha!


Goatse

Although it originated from a picture of a man streaching his anus amazingly wide, GOATSE is now a verb.

GOATSE: verb.
To cause someone to navigate to a website, which usually contains only one image; by giving a faulty web adress. Said image must be disgusting and scaring. The beauty of GOATSE is that a person only realizes what it is once they have seen it. HAHAHA! PWNED!

(Note: The original GOATSE picture is sometimes referred to as THE GOATSE)
(Note 2: The goatse is one of a huge amount of suh websites)
Therapist: When did all your problems start?
Patient: This one time. When I got GOATSE-d.


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[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

I don't even know where to begin.

[NocturnalRob]

This thread is all a wash anyway, since it was really just another excuse for Methais to talk about goatse.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Clam Jam

The female equivalent to the cock block.

If you're familiar with the term "Cock Block," you know that it means one dude messed up another dude's game with the ladies. Well, this happens to girls too. And we (most of us) don't have cocks.

If you've ever been obviously checking out a guy and then your friend decides to "claim" him by walking up to him and touching his polo shirt and exclaiming, "I'm soooo drunk right now omg!"- you've been clam jammed.

If you've ever been hitting it off with a guy and then you tell him his pong game is weak, you've been clam jammed.. by yourself, I might add.

[Kuyuk]

When I read Clam Jam I became instantly nauseous for a moment with a gross mind..

[Rimalon]

alaskan dragon 33 up, 9 down

A girl will be giving you head, right after you finish in her mouth you blow pepper in her face causing her to sneeze and the jizz to shoot our of her nose like fire from a dragon.

Jenny got a taste of the alaskan dragon today.

[Kuyuk]

It's only funny if it's something that people would actually do :(

[radamanthys]

It's only funny if it's something that people would actually do :(

1. San Francisco Steam Train 26 up, 2 down

An orgy of gay men who create a conga line and fuck each other from behind simultaneously. An anal chain gang, popularized in San Francisco.


And here I always thought it was a San Francisco Wagon Train. Who knew.

[NocturnalRob]

And here I always thought it was a San Francisco Wagon Train. Who knew.
You would.

[Stanley Burrell]

Yeah, I thought clam jamming was twat blocking and the Alaskan dragon was either an angry dragon or a Walrus. But that's just me.

[Makkah]

2. Maliku 11 up, 8 down love it hate it

Some ass plunger who likes to suck big fat cocks all day while another 4 are rammed up his. He can be found at www.goatse.cx.

Maliku smokes cock on a regular basis.

by Methais Jun 30, 2003 share this

[radamanthys]

You would.

:medieval:

[Parkbandit]

1. Anticor

a. Former Marine. Left the Corps because he wasn't asked, but he told.

b. Super Son.


by anonymous Oct 27, 2003

[AnticorRifling]

Anonymous my ass.

[Parkbandit]

Holy shit, I think I'm going to buy the Anticor shirt:

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[AnticorRifling]

I hope you get GRIDS.

[Parkbandit]

1. warclaidhm
To be Warclaidhm is to have a profound case of diarrhea which exits the body through unseemly orifices, until it physically manifests itself as pure, unadulterated scooterism. Also, to have a fetish regarding vector calculus.. and.. bunnies, or the synergistic effect of the two.
Kevin: "I'm really is smart!"
::Tortures some random rodent and mollests his vector calculus book::

by Kevinhm Dec 26, 2004


2. warclaidhm
A synonym for a complete fucking nigger douchebag. One who is such a fucking tool, he would ass-fuck his own family members for attention.
"Dude, that guy's a fucking Warclaidhm."
"Yeah man, I heard he sucked his dogs cock for a burger."

buy warclaidhm mugs, tshirts and magnetsA synonym for a complete fucking nigger douchebag. One who is such a fucking tool, he would ass-fuck his own family members for attention.
"Dude, that guy's a fucking Warclaidhm."
"Yeah man, I heard he sucked his dogs cock for a burger."

by Ariond Apr 10, 2008

[Parkbandit]

2. fag
1) A cigarette.

2) An obscene term used to describe a homosexual.

3) A nickname for a fictional character named Methais in a text-based multiplayer roleplaying game called Gemstone.
1) That guy smokes 3 fags a day.
2) What a fag.
3) Why does Haashek have his pants down in front of that fag?

by Jenovadeath Oct 23, 2006

[AnticorRifling]

LOL nicely done JD.

[Parkbandit]

Yea.. I snort laughed out loud when I read that one.. "That guy smokes 3 fags a day!"

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Twatsicle

1. Another name for a penis.
"Are you gonna show her your twatsicle??"

2. A Shemales or manshes Penis.
Wow that girl I was with last night had a huge twatsicle.

3. Fucking a girl with a popsicle before eating them out. A post-fuck is optional and sticky.
Last night we got bored so I gave her a twatsicle before we fucked. It felt like fucking a zombie.

4. A frozen container of semen used by women to impregnate themselves.
The lesbian shoved the twatsicle up her cunt.

5. A rather annoying female in the cold.

"I left my purse in your snowmobile!"

"Fuck you twatsicle."

[Methais]

2. fag
1) A cigarette.

2) An obscene term used to describe a homosexual.

3) A nickname for a fictional character named Methais in a text-based multiplayer roleplaying game called Gemstone.
1) That guy smokes 3 fags a day.
2) What a fag.
3) Why does Haashek have his pants down in front of that fag?

by Jenovadeath Oct 23, 2006

:rofl: I think that was actually Xeniphite posting those under JD's name trying to stir shit up. I think I posted the Maliku one though after another Xeniphite entry under Maliku's name. It turned into a huge trollfest for a while. I think urbandictionary deleted a lot of them.

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ParkBandit 1 up, 3 down
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An all around nice guy, great father, and wonderful husband. In Florida.
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by Stanley Kirk Burrell Jun 21, 2008

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Simutronics 19 up, 15 down
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The resulting corporation that is formed when a group of morons get together and decide to start a business based around their shitty ass games.

Identifiable by awful customer service and frequent problems and delays. Lack of willingness to help and fix problems is a marked trait of a Simutronics along with persistance fucking up and "nerfing" or everything that makes their games fun.

Synonyms include: Fuckheads, Morons, Trollops, Applejohns, and beardless rump-munchers.

It can also be used a verb in which case it would be the action of completely screwing something up so much that everything that was good or interesting about it, is lost.
NOUN USAGE: Simutronics is the worst company ever.

VERB USAGE: Bush really simutronicked Iraq by invading.
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[Back]

Damn! I thought I was original but someone/s beat me to it.


1. vagitarian

Opposite of penivore.

My dietary choice complements that of my girlfriend - I am strictly vagitarian whereas she is 100% penivore.

2. vagitarian

A person who's diet consists of Hair Pie, Bearded Clams and Pink/Fish Tacos

3. vagitarian

One whose sexual diet consists exclusively of vagina. One who only eats "pussy". Can be heterosexual male or homosexual female.

Slang: "Vage" (rhymes with badge)

Sally: "Oh, I'm sorry Bob, you're really cute and all, but I'm a vagitarian."
Bob: "That's cool, I'm a vage too!"

[NocturnalRob]

I thought
mistake #1


original
mistake #2

[Back]

mistake #1


mistake #2

Ok smart guy. How do I become a huge douche like yourself?

[AnticorRifling]

Ok smart guy. How do I become a huge douche like yourself?

Put yourself in a large plastic bag with a hose out one end?

[Nieninque]

Maybe he should try it without the hose to start...see how that works out.

[NocturnalRob]

Ok smart guy. How do I become a huge douche like yourself?
I would suggest talking to your parents about starting over completely. You're a fucking lost cause from head to toe.

[Back]

I would suggest talking to your parents about starting over completely. You're a fucking lost cause from head to toe.

Understood. Its a self hate thing. I’ll work on it... but I am so good with myself it’s going to be hard.

[Atlanteax]

Understood. Its a self hate thing. I’ll work on it... but I am so good with myself it’s going to be hard.

This was rather bit much of TMI. =(

[Back]

This was rather bit much of TMI. =(

Live, love, and take it for all its worth.

[NocturnalRob]

Understood. Its a self hate thing.
That's the source of the confusion. I hate you. Not myself. I'm awesome.