Worst thing you have spilled on your keyboard

[Malvadere]

I just spilled apple pie all over mine, its sticky.

What is the worst thing you have ever spilled on your keyboard?

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

baby batter from cyber, dur!

[Malvadere]

a skeet skeet skeet

[AestheticDeath]

cum again?

[radamanthys]

Tuna fish juice.

[Drew]

Soggy lucky charms (I eat the same cereals a 5 year old enjoys).

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Tuna fish juice.

I can't tell if this is a sexual joke or not.

[Lolleia]

Breast milk... true story.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Breast milk... true story.

Fresh squeezed? Or like from the bottle after it's been pumped?

I imagine those are different stories.

[Lolleia]

I dropped the bottle after I pumped it. I didn't squirt it fresh outta the boob at the keyboard.

Technically it was a laptop. I dropped a 6 ounce bottle and it splattered all over the keyboard and screen. Complete suckage.

[radamanthys]

I can't tell if this is a sexual joke or not.

It might be.

[4a6c1]

I dont bring liquids near my computer. I've thought about it but then I felt like it was glaring at me. It was terrible. I trembled and got scared and put my juice on a tea table 10 feet away.

[Parkbandit]

My kid spilled a juice box on my keyboard.. then proceeded to not tell anyone.

I found out the next day.. as the juice turned to a syrup under the keys....

[Cephalopod]

My kid spilled a juice box on my keyboard.. then proceeded to not tell anyone.

I found out the next day.. as the juice turned to a syrup under the keys....

This is even more fun when you don't find out for a longer period of time (say, a laptop that only gets used once every few days), and by the time you do you have ants all over the place. Kids are great.

Worst thing I've ever spilled into the keyboard is just coffee. Lots and lots of coffee.

[ElvenFury]

My son threw up into my keyboard when he was only 8 months or so, and still on formula. He was sitting on my lap at the time. I tossed it in the trash immediately.

[Parkbandit]

My son threw up into my keyboard when he was only 8 months or so, and still on formula. He was sitting on my lap at the time. I tossed it in the trash immediately.

The kid or the keyboard?

:)

[Ashlander]

The kid or the keyboard?

:)

both

[ElvenFury]

I should have tossed him earlier. By eight months he was able to rip through the bag. :-(

[Stunseed]

My kid spilled a juice box on my keyboard.. then proceeded to not tell anyone.

I found out the next day.. as the juice turned to a syrup under the keys....

I'm not big on the PB is old jokes, but surely you meant "Etch-a-Sketch" because clearly computers didn't exist yet.

[Warriorbird]

A. A mixing bowl full of batter for a gingerbread house at Christmas. I'd looked up a recipe on the Internet.

B. A fish tank (minus the fish) that I was cleaning the algae out of.

[MotleyCrew]

I dont bring liquids near my computer. I've thought about it but then I felt like it was glaring at me. It was terrible. I trembled and got scared and put my juice on a tea table 10 feet away.

:yeahthat: Since I got my laptop.

But when I had a PC, pop, juice, tea...you name it, I spilled it.

[Valyss]

i dropped a two-liter of pepsi on my desk next to my keyboard. the shock of the fall caused the entire bottle to foam up, and shoot out in a geyser straight up, and down into my g15 shorting it out :(

[Warriorbird]

I dont bring liquids near my computer. I've thought about it but then I felt like it was glaring at me. It was terrible. I trembled and got scared and put my juice on a tea table 10 feet away.

You'd be an excellent Paranoia player.

[Sweets]

I'm not big on the PB is old jokes, but surely you meant "Etch-a-Sketch" because clearly computers didn't exist yet.

You mean abacus. He must of meant abacus.

[Alfster]

I spilled my bottle of chew spit into mine.

[CrystalTears]

My coworker dropped her bagel with cream cheese on her keyboard and had to lick it clean before she could do anything.

[Latrinsorm]

Blood.

[iJin]

Blood.
This and Dr.Pepper.

[MotleyCrew]

My coworker dropped her bagel with cream cheese on her keyboard and had to lick it clean before she could do anything.

That is so fucking gross.

[Shari]

I spilled my bottle of chew spit into mine.

Ew ew ew EW.

Fucking hillbilly.





:)

I've never spilled anything as I use a laptop. Not as easy to just buy another keyboard. I do have to every now and then pop all the keys off and use masking tap to pull the tons of dog hair out.