Tila Tequila

[Paradii]

Who the hell is this bitch? And who the hell would ever make a tweet about the death of their fiancee that was this crude?

"Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson," Tequila wrote. "She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w/ family."'



Link
Johnson & Johnson heiress Casey Johnson dead at 30

http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/01/04/johnson.heiress.obit/index.html


Edit: Wasn't she that dumb ass that got pushed around by an athlete?

[Celephais]

Sounds like all those douchey tweets for Britney Murphy.

... don't think anyone had Casey Johnson in the death pool... 70 points right there.

Ugh, they both look terrible in the pic from the link
http://i.cdn.turner.com/cnn/2010/SHOWBIZ/01/04/johnson.heiress.obit/t1larg.casey.johnson.tila.tequila.gi.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

Edit: Wasn't she that dumb ass that allegedly got pushed around by an athlete?
Shawne Merriman. And he doesn't look the type.

http://athletesbehavingbadly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/shawne.jpg

edit: Cele, both of those "women" look like fucking aliens.

[Cephalopod]

All I know about Tila Tequila is that she's supposedly a breeding ground for a new super-strain of herpes.

[Paradii]

Seriously, I want to know how someone that ugly and apparently uneducated has received any sort of fame or notoriety. Unless she is also the heiress of some billion dollar company.


And what's the deal with heiresses of major companies being total gutter sluts?

[Kuyuk]

what else could they do with their spare time than fuck everyone?

[Cephalopod]

Holy shit... from her Twitter (http://twitter.com/officialtila) page:



I can't stop these haunting visions of her and I. We made such a lovely couple, only beginning to spend the rest of our lives together...
about 6 hours ago from UberTwitter

R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey
about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter

I'm still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.
about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter

I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I'm almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!
about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter

I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!
about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter

This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I'm heart is shredded
about 13 hours ago from UberTwitter

Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family
about 14 hours ago from UberTwitter

[Paradii]

Holy shit... from her Twitter (http://twitter.com/officialtila) page:


What happened to being offline?

And she is definitely due for a hardcore DIAF'ing

[Geshron]

What a fascinating heaven she envisions that will allow gay marriage, haha.

What a retard. I remember about 5 years back that was one of the first MySpace profiles that had absurd numbers of friends and views. I am pretty sure that's how she became famous..for being famous...on MySpace? I hate our culture sometimes.

[AnticorRifling]

With luck she'll swallow her phone and be done with it.

[AnticorRifling]

You know she's going to be as classless as possible and milk this for all it's worth.

[Celephais]

What the fuck.. "I wish I had some privacy"? GET OFF FUCKING TWITTER.

Looks like whatever it was struck the wrong person of the two.

[Showal]

Tila Tequila also has a voice that sounds a lot like Kermit the Frog.

[TheEschaton]

Wait, so the woman isn't actually dead?

Please tell me Tila Tequila isn't legally married to her and set to inherent the JnJ fortune.

[Cephalopod]

I think she's confirmed dead, and I don't believe they were married [yet].

[WRoss]

NSFW!!!!!!!

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/tila-tequila/10200/

[NocturnalRob]

saw it. i'd hit it.

[AestheticLife]

NSFW!!!!!!!

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/tila-tequila/10200/

Identity fail.

[Androidpk]

She is dead. And yes some people deal with events like this differently.

[4a6c1]

I'd hit it.


...with a hazmat warning HAHAHAHAHA.

Ahem.

[thefarmer]

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_3JLy947TKiI/SRLw73WLt2I/AAAAAAAAtCE/st_RnZubgHQ/s800/192637image007.jpg


edit: I was looking for a pic of hazmat sexing for JS, but this came up instead.

[4a6c1]

http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/terrorism/assets/hazmat_suit.jpg

Try motorboating those plastic titties in a plastic mask.

[TheEschaton]

NSFW!!!!!!!

http://www.tube8.com/hardcore/tila-tequila/10200/

That's like, the best shot sex tape ever. WTF, did they have a third person in there shooting it, or did they really stop that many times to change the camera angles?

Or is that porn that she did?

[Androidpk]

Before she was known as Tila Tequila she used to do porn under a different name.

[Kuyuk]

That's like, the best shot sex tape ever. WTF, did they have a third person in there shooting it, or did they really stop that many times to change the camera angles?

Or is that porn that she did?

Not sure if you noticed the camera moving... soooo unless his dick can pump away and move the camera at the same time... third person.

Not sure if you've seen a lot of porn, but I dont think that would classify as the best shot porn ;p

Not that I've seen much... Just sayin'

Also, not sure if that's even her in the porn. They all look the same.

[TheEschaton]

Best shot sex tape, it's a pretty crappy porn. ;)

[Kuyuk]

I thought the miss universe or whomever had a better sex tape...

better money shot at least

[Paradii]

Not sure if you noticed the camera moving... soooo unless his dick can pump away and move the camera at the same time... third person.

Not sure if you've seen a lot of porn, but I dont think that would classify as the best shot porn ;p

Not that I've seen much... Just sayin'

Also, not sure if that's even her in the porn. They all look the same.

That's definitely not the same girl.

[NocturnalRob]

Yes. Yes, it is. LOOK AT HER FACE!

Know how I know you're gay. Because you look at a girl's face during a porno.

[Stanley Burrell]

http://flatrock.org.nz/topics/terrorism/assets/hazmat_suit.jpg

Try motorboating those plastic titties in a plastic mask.

From unfortunate personal experience, motorboating after the penis hazmat has been applied, then having women complain about rubber sausage burn, has made me want to become a rapist.

Cheers.

[WRoss]

I could totally see some scandal coming out about someone in her family killing her just so Tila Tequila wasn't the heir to the Johnson and Johnson fortune. Or about how Tila Tequila poisoned her so she could inherit it, but was too dumb to realize that they had to be married first.

[Androidpk]

Know how I know you're gay. Because you look at a girl's face during a porno.

Sure beats looking at the dudes face.

[Paradii]

Yes. Yes, it is. LOOK AT HER FACE!

Know how I know you're gay. Because you look at a girl's face during a porno.


tell you the truth. I was looking at her tits. The porno chick had much bigger ones then this tequila slut.

[AestheticLife]

You would have to be a massive moron to sincerely believe that is Tila Nguyen. It isn't hard at all to tell them apart.

[NocturnalRob]

You would have to be a massive moron to sincerely believe that is Tila Nguyen. It isn't hard at all to tell them apart.
You'd have to be an even bigger moron to believe that Boise State could do well in the SEC.

[DoctorUnne]

This doesn't bode well for the Jets this weekend.

J-E-T-S JETS JETS JETS!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You could cut glass with her chin.