Awesome junk you'd like to brag about

[BriarFox]

Post it.

[BriarFox]

I figured I'd show these off, since I managed to get them and then have them altered.

Some gilded black alloy armbands:

Delicate golden tracery as thin as a spider's web dances over the black alloy that comprises the spiraling armbands. The yellow metal springs from outcroppings of gold at either end of the armbands, each worked into the shape of a contorted body with a noose about its neck. Shadows swirl and twitch over the black alloy, the edges of which blur and twitch like ink given mindless animation. Tendrils of shadowdeath occasionally leap from the bands, suspended in the air like a black mist before dissipating.

Lesser ShadowDeath vambraces.

[Stanley Burrell]

Awesome junk you'd like to brag about

My. Ginormous. Penis.



Hairs.

[Stanley Burrell]

And my 12x DB trichotillomaniacal auto self-removing PP hair enhancive codpiece.

[Swami71]

My huge sack.

no really

a plain black sack
weighs 2 lbs
Holds 999 lbs

[Stanley Burrell]

My huge sack.

no really

a plain black sack
weighs 2 lbs
Holds 999 lbs

Well of course it's black.