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Durgrimst
12-22-2009, 12:48 AM
[Teras Isle, Underwater]
You notice some muck.
Obvious paths: south, southwest, west
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[go2]>swim south
A giantman thug leaps out of his hiding place!
A giantman thug swings a short sword at you!
You evade the attack by a hair!
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With powerful strokes and kicks, you glide smoothly south.
[Teras Isle, Underwater]
You notice some muck.
Obvious paths: north, south
Roundtime: 3 sec.
PR>
Your disk arrives, following you dutifully.
PR>
A halfling robber springs from the shadows and strikes at you!
[Roll result: 284 (open d100: 192)]
A halfling robber delivers a blow to your head with his composite bow!
...20 damage!
You are stunned!
You are dazed!
Roundtime: 10 sec.
SPR>
[go2]>swim south
You are still stunned.
SPR>
[Roll result: 127 (open d100: 30)]
A halfling robber swings the blunt end of his bow at your throat!
You grab your throat completely unable to speak!
SPR>
A halfling robber removes a plain wooden arrow from in his quiver.
Some jet black chain hauberk is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the puncture attack.
A halfling robber fires a plain wooden arrow at you!
AS: +415 vs DS: +279 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +54 = +220
... and hits for 25 points of damage!
Minor puncture to the left arm.
The wooden arrow breaks apart and crumbles away.
SPR>
The pain in your throat subsides.
SPR>
A halfling robber removes a plain wooden arrow from in his quiver.
Some jet black chain hauberk is overwhelmed by the onslaught of the puncture attack.
A halfling robber fires a plain wooden arrow at you!
AS: +415 vs DS: +267 with AvD: +30 + d100 roll: +63 = +241
... and hits for 30 points of damage!
Strike pierces upper arm!
The wooden arrow breaks apart and crumbles away.
SP>
[go2]>swim south
A halfling robber pulls out a small statue and rubs it!
A faint silvery glow surrounds a halfling robber.
P>
With powerful strokes and kicks, you glide smoothly south.

Mogonis
12-22-2009, 12:50 AM
That's goofy.

Not as absurd as when a bandit ambushed me in the Silvergate Inn Ballroom.

Durgrimst
12-22-2009, 12:51 AM
I have also been ambushed in my house on Teras as well in the past.

waywardgs
12-22-2009, 06:39 AM
I have also been ambushed in my house on Teras as well in the past.

http://www.mysouthwestga.com/uploadedImages/wfxl/News/Stories/home%20invasion.jpg

Marl
12-22-2009, 09:29 AM
I have been ambushed in the chronomage office,
saw a guy get ambushed in town right after he fogged in
heard about a guy get ambushed on the RR cutter

I think getting ambushed underwater may take the cake

Sean of the Thread
12-22-2009, 09:33 AM
Not just underwater but also by a halfling and to the head. Guess it makes sense if you're swimming but still... how daft can a halfling be underwater?

NocturnalRob
12-22-2009, 10:12 AM
how daft can a halfling be underwater?
so daft he's deft?

Sean of the Thread
12-22-2009, 10:27 AM
Daft as in frolicsome UNDERWATER. Little fucking halfing turds. I wasted so much time playing a halfling rogue it's silly. Chopping legs forever. Fel Hafter was my friend.

NocturnalRob
12-22-2009, 10:46 AM
Daft as in frolicsome UNDERWATER.
http://www.openjesus.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/palin-whoosh1.jpg

Drunken Durfin
12-22-2009, 12:01 PM
Being attacked like that in a room where it is mechanically impossible for you to fight back is total BS...post that on the officials.