Cats

[Gelston]

Hey, how long would it take to kill a cat in a microwave? thx.

[Cephalopod]

I just use the 'popcorn' setting on my microwave.

[Durgrimst]

I just use the 'popcorn' setting on my microwave.

Winner, that made me laugh pretty hard

[Gelston]

I just use the 'popcorn' setting on my microwave.

Cool, that'll probably work. Thanks.

[WRoss]

User: Hey, how long would it take to kill a cat in a microwave? Thx.

Cleverbot: Years and Years.

User: Miles and Miles?

Cleverbot: Nice. Want to go to bed and have some fun?

User: Hell Yes! Can we use a butt plug on you and goatse?

Cleverbot: Of course the aliens already do it and so does the space fleet.

[Killer Kitten]

Everybody in this thread must balance their karma by voting. For us, of course.
Then you can all donate:
www.catladiessociety.com

Otherwise our werecat will come for you in the night.

[Clove]

I generally look forward to finding pussy in the night.

[Allereli]

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t241/ronnan_510/Serious-Cat-Joker.jpg

[Celephais]

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[NocturnalRob]

Hey, how long would it take to kill a cat with a microwave?
May just be faster to drop a microwave on the soul-stealing critter.

[ElvenFury]

One minute per pound usually gets their internal temp to 160 degrees F, which is the recommended temp for consumption. But, in my experience, they stop twitching after ~ 1:20.

[Barundar]

http://www.truecrimereport.com/2009/12/cheyenne_cherry_ransacked_apar.php

Check with her.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I hope you are kidding, but even so the thought of anything dying in a microwave makes me uncomfortable. Cruel and all that.

[Kithus]

Damn guys. I'm going home and hugging my kitten tonight.

[Cephalopod]

Damn guys. I'm going home and hugging my kitten tonight.

http://robertelyov.com/are-you-gonna-eat-that.jpg

[Kithus]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/1/15631/440859-494_sad_kitty_super.jpg

[Gelston]

One minute per pound usually gets their internal temp to 160 degrees F, which is the recommended temp for consumption. But, in my experience, they stop twitching after ~ 1:20.

I was think that, but I figured it only took their brain heating to about 115ish. Was wondering how quickly that could be done.

[jamesmilner]

You have good laugh. It’s so much difficult for me to beet a cat in Microwaves.

[Celephais]

You have good laugh. It’s so much difficult for me to beet a cat in Microwaves.
Sometimes the bots pull their weight.

[4a6c1]

Bad thread. :(

/kills thread w/ microwave

[radamanthys]

I prefer a crock pot. So tender.