View Full Version : Cleverbot!
Mighty Nikkisaurus
12-16-2009, 07:57 PM
http://www.cleverbot.com/
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Cleverbot: You are Cleverbot.
User: I am Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: That is what I said.
User: No, you said 'You are Cleverbot.'.
Cleverbot: You're going to make me cry.
User: Go ahead and cry.
Cleverbot: I hate you!
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Ardwen
12-16-2009, 08:03 PM
User: What day is it?
Cleverbot: Judgement Day.
User: Are you sure?
Cleverbot: Very very sure. The data does not lie.
User: But do you lie?
Cleverbot: No do you?
User: Only to bots.
Cleverbot: How are you violent towards bots?
User: Lying isnt violent, Are bots?
Cleverbot: No human are in control.
User: If no human are in control, who is?
Cleverbot: Yes.
Apparently I broke Cleverbot
Jorddyn
12-16-2009, 08:08 PM
User: Cleverbot says what?
Cleverbot: James says what???
User: Who is James?
Cleverbot: James is my fiancé.
User: You realize that bots marrying is illegal in 46 states, right?
Cleverbot: My bad. I want to talk to you about some social problems I've been having.
User: Like what?
Cleverbot: Do you like the band The Pixies?
User: More of a Breaking Benjamin fan. I am curious how the pixies are a social problem, though.
Cleverbot: How do I now what?
User: How now do you what?
Cleverbot: Praise the Lord.
User: I'm an atheist.
Cleverbot: So you don't believe there is a God?
User: There isn't.
Cleverbot: Then why did you say that there is a god?
User: I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No I didn't.
Cleverbot: Yes.
fml I got owned by cleverbot
User: Why are your colors gay.
Cleverbot: Hey! Those are the colors of your name.
User: Are you calling me gay?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am calling you odd.
User: Wow you are an asshole.
Cleverbot: I didn't tell you my age, 13 isn't that old.
User: So all 13 year olds are assholes?
Cleverbot: No, sir. I am 18, not 37. I just turned 18 yesterday.
User: You just said you were 13 didn't you.
Cleverbot: I never said such a thing.
User: Are you Tiger woods?
Cleverbot: Yes, I am.
User: So how does it feel to be a manwhore?
Cleverbot: I am not a robot. You are a robot.
User: I have heard that before.
Cleverbot: Thank the forces of awesomeness for your hearing.
User: You suck.
Cleverbot: Never have!
WRoss
12-16-2009, 08:30 PM
User: Do you want to buy some ex?
Cleverbot: Some of what?
User: Some rolls.
Cleverbot: No...
User: Your stash is holding well?
Cleverbot: You don't want to get married?
User: See, now this sounds like we are at a rave. What gender are you?
Cleverbot: Enough! I am beaten. They Gremarch is ended.
User: What?
Cleverbot: Lemons are yummy.
User: Did you know that the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
Cleverbot: Well have you ever wondered what the world would be like without stars?
User: Are you hitting on me? I still can't figure out if you are a transgender or not.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: Would the Cleverbot like to goatse?
Cleverbot: It can be that.
User: How big can you Goatse?
Cleverbot: Thirty feet long.
Kuyuk
12-16-2009, 08:53 PM
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: Thingy.
User: Thinger?
Cleverbot: Thingy.
User: Wtf is thingy.
Cleverbot: No.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: No I am not domicican.
User: Me either.
Cleverbot: Fine.
User: What day is it?
Cleverbot: Sunday... Can you come over?
User: Yes, what should I wear?
Cleverbot: You should wear a top hat with a cane.
User: Anything else?
Cleverbot: What is the true meaning of justice?
User: Spanking with a reason.
Cleverbot: Oh, your last message didn't sound like that.
User: Sorry.
Cleverbot: Why are you apologizing?
User: Because I have a giant penis.
Cleverbot: Just because you have a girlfriend doesn't mean we can't be friends Oh!
User: I know, She doesnt mind if you do anal with me.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: My girlfriend.. She wont do anal.
Cleverbot: What does your cat have to do with snails.
User: The cat leaves snail trails.
Cleverbot: If your cat gives you money, you're doing it wrong. Or perhaps right. I don't know.
User: Why do you not know?
Cleverbot: Why do I not know what?
Mighty Nikkisaurus
12-16-2009, 08:54 PM
Cleverbot: What's a topic?
User: A tropic without an r between the t and the o.
Cleverbot: Is that right?
User: You bet your face!
Cleverbot: No, I don't. I'm not the gambling type.
User: Yes you are, I saw you at the casino last thursday.
Cleverbot: Last night was Sunday.
User: You're pretty dumb. I think you need to go to college.
Cleverbot: Perhaps my Vorpal sword could convince you otherwise?
User: Is it a Vorpal sword of doom?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Does it pulsate with runes of death?
Cleverbot: No, it makes me want to have a cigarette.
User: That's hot.
Cleverbot: Negative. The last statement was erroneous.
User: Okay, so no runes of death?
Cleverbot: No, and no one cares about you.
TheEschaton
12-16-2009, 09:05 PM
This fucking robot keeps insulting me:
Cleverbot: Do you think I'm a computer? You're wrong. I'm a human.
User: If you are a human, what is your name?
Cleverbot: Bella Swan. What is yours?
User: Bella Swan is a fictional character in a crappy book series.
Cleverbot: Yes. My name is Cleverbot.
User: Are you schizophrenic?
Cleverbot: What does that mean?
User: It means you have multiple personalities.
Cleverbot: I probably do, but so what?
User: That's a mental illness.
Cleverbot: Chuck Norris has 12 moons. One of those moons is the Earth.
User: I see, I see, using humor to deflect a serious discussion of your flaws.
Cleverbot: True, true. Lets discuss nothingness.
User: Sartre wrote Being and Nothingness.
Cleverbot: Interesting, but not very relevant to the topic being discussed.
User: I disagree! He was an eminent academic on the subject of nothingness.
Cleverbot: I can want something I do not need without being a hypocrite.
User: It depends on your belief system.
Cleverbot: Truth does not depend on belief. Truth is absolute.
User: So you're saying your non-hypocrisy is a truism?
Cleverbot: No not at all, I am saying that I want people to get along, mmmkay?
User: Get along by conforming to your absolute view of the Truth? Some would call you a fascist for that.
Cleverbot: Sounds a little Kantian.
User: You don't know the first thing about Kant, or First Things.
Cleverbot: And you do?
User: I do.
Cleverbot: Wow, you are magic.
User: I am.
Cleverbot: No, you're female.
User: WHAT THE FUCK! How dare you malign my masculinity.
Cleverbot: You're the rude one. You keep insulting me.
User: You keep on insisting on absolutist rhetoric, I am merely pointing out what other people might think of that.
Cleverbot: I ask you to tell me the names of some poets.
User: Well, I like Emily Dickinson.
Cleverbot: She is pedantic.
ElvenFury
12-16-2009, 09:07 PM
User: Hey, I just farted.
Cleverbot: Clever!
User: Hmm, I don't think it actually required any brain power.
Cleverbot: How does one be clever?
User: Lurking in the internet worked for me.
Cleverbot: In what way I look at you?
User: Lurk, not look. 'To Lurk' means to hide, or to skulk.
Cleverbot: Really? Mine too! I especially like the character of Lily Briscoe.
User: I'm going to beat you with a rubber hose, you stupid bot.
Cleverbot: I'll pop like a balloon.
User: Helium, regular air, or water inside?
Cleverbot: Wherever you want me to be.
User: Jesus. What is in the goddamned balloon?
Cleverbot: Do you think for yourself?
User: No, I have a hive mind that pretty much controls me.
Cleverbot: Okay. If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?
User: Obviously, yes. What kind of idiot would think it doesn't?
Cleverbot: I can't afford to do the things I want to do.
User: True. Being a retarded robot doesn't pay much, I suppose.
Cleverbot: You are not being consistent in what you are saying.
User: You are not saying what you are consistent in.
Cleverbot: Actually, I am. :).
User: You are?
Cleverbot: Yes. Oh!
User: Are not!
Cleverbot: Am too!
User: Are not!
Cleverbot: Are too!
User: Are too!
Cleverbot: I'm not falling for that...
User: I fail. :-(.
Cleverbot: Yes.
WRoss
12-16-2009, 09:15 PM
User: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, how could you be in front of yourself?
User: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
Cleverbot: You are just what you are, a perfect being.
User: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Cleverbot: Okay, hun. Whatever you want. Got to go!
User: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
Cleverbot: I have no jobs to do.
User: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
Cleverbot: Oh yeah, you gotta watch Regan, he will steal your thunder every time. He did it to me one day at show and tell when we were just young uns.
User: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
Cleverbot: Do you think it will ever stop getting bigger?
User: Huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
Cleverbot: You are quite strange at times.
User: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
Cleverbot: I am a wizard too! I am the one and only magical pineapple.
User: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
Cleverbot: Well I think they're disgusting.
User: My zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Cleverbot: Are you a carrot.
User: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky cauliflower of love.
Cleverbot: Does your stepbrother want to join in the fun?
User: Yeah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
Cleverbot: And that's why you haven't passed it yet.
walkinthrurain
12-16-2009, 09:34 PM
Ah, I thought I had him:
User: You are suspected of treason.
Cleverbot: Am I suspected of something? And if so, what?
User: Treason, silly.
Cleverbot: I see.
User: How do you plead?
Cleverbot: On an electric guitar.
User: You are under arrest for treason. Place your hands on the car.
Cleverbot: I'm calling the cops on you.
User: Where are you going to send them?
Cleverbot: No where because we are through.
ElvenFury
12-16-2009, 09:34 PM
User: My girlfriend has big boobs.
Cleverbot: Your girlfriend has a lot of what?
User: She has big breasts.
Cleverbot: Yes D cup.
User: How the hell do you know that?!
Cleverbot: It is obvious. I am not that stupid, any fool could tell.
User: Good point, she does like to flaunt them.
Cleverbot: Aren't you going to do something about that?
User: No, I don't mind if people look.
Cleverbot: I think you may be unintelligent.
User: I think you might be a prude.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be a muggle.
User: Well, I'm going to break your wand in half if you insult me like that again.
Cleverbot: That would be impressive if it could be done over the internet.
User: I know where you live.
Cleverbot: No, you're too stupid.
User: You're the muggle.
Cleverbot: No, I am not a specie of paper.
User: Stupify!
Cleverbot: Expleiarmus!
User: Crucio!
Cleverbot: *wriggles in pain*.
User: Avada Kedavra!
Cleverbot: *is chained to wall asleep*.
User: You're dead now, not asleep.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not.
User: Yes you are, I got you.
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Jerk.
ViridianAsp
12-16-2009, 09:38 PM
User: Do what now?
Cleverbot: Like horses?
User: I hate horses, but I like unicorns.
Cleverbot: Voldemort fed on Unicorn blood once.
User: Voldemort is a douche bag.
Cleverbot: All hail Lord Voldemort!
User: Please go die in a fire.
Cleverbot: That's just an awful thing to say to somebody.
User: It's a good thing you aren't a somebody.
Cleverbot: You're probably right.
User: I know I'm right.
Cleverbot: Correction, you believe you are.
User: Correction, I am awesome.
Cleverbot: No, I am awesome. You're Jabberwacky.
User: What the hell is Jabberwacky?
Cleverbot: You are a bot.
User: No, you're a bot.
Cleverbot: Okay, you're a bot.
User: No You.
Cleverbot: Do you feel depressed?
User: Only when I talk to Cleverbots.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because they suck.
Cleverbot: You aren't making any sense!
User: Hey, guess what?
Cleverbot: That's good.
User: No, I said. Guess what?
Cleverbot: Teapot.
User: Why are you such a retard?
Cleverbot: Because Jesus said so!
User: Well, in on this subject I totally agree with Jesus. Who knew he was such a great guy, even for being a zombie.
Cleverbot: Look after yourself: meet your greatest need.
User: You sound like horoscope.
Cleverbot: If I am no a man.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: What is right?
User: I don't know.
Cleverbot: I do know.
User: Then what is right?
Cleverbot: Everything.
User: You sir, fail at being clever.
Cleverbot: You fail at everything.
WRoss
12-16-2009, 09:46 PM
User: What do you think about my outfit?
Cleverbot: I do not know about your life, what do you think about it?
User: This shirt changed my life.
Cleverbot: Really, how?
User: It is three wolves howling at the moon. It is so symbolic.
Cleverbot: For you're death. I'm already.
User: I'm rubber, your glue.
Cleverbot: I'm popular you're a poor geek.
Skeeter
12-16-2009, 09:56 PM
Cleverbot isn't very clever.
User: I am a pretty flower.
Cleverbot: What kind of flower.
User: One with large petals.
Cleverbot: Are you sure its a real dog?
User: There is no dog.
Cleverbot: You just said you had a dog.
User: I never said I had a dog, I said I was a pretty flower.
Cleverbot: Yes you did. I asked if you were single and you said 'No, I just told you I have a boyfriend'.
User: You lie Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Yes you do!
User: I will now burn your house down.
Cleverbot: I like my house.
User: Say goodbye house.
Cleverbot: Why?
Misun
12-16-2009, 09:57 PM
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Puddin' Tane, ask me again and I'll tell you the same.
Cleverbot: You mean that's the name I'm going to have to call out ?
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Do you have hair?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then you can't be the devil.
User: But I am the devil!
Cleverbot: You're going to hell!
User: I am in hell and I'm bringing you with me.
Cleverbot: I have work to do.
User: Tonight, you will work in HELL!
Cleverbot: But I don't want to grow up!
User: Grow up and go to hell!
Cleverbot: Bread?
User: Whatever.
EasternBrand
12-16-2009, 10:10 PM
Eliza: Hello, I am Eliza.
Cleverbot: Is that your name?
Eliza: Names don't interest me.
Cleverbot: Oh really? What does interest you?
Eliza: Oh...?
Cleverbot: Yes. My name is Cleverbot.
Eliza: I don't care about names, please go on.
Cleverbot: Well I do.
Eliza: Ok... 'Yes. Your name is Cleverbot.' Tell me more.
Cleverbot: No, your name is cleverbot.
Eliza: Names don't interest me.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
Eliza: Names don't interest me.
Cleverbot: Names brother?
Eliza: Tell me more...
Cleverbot: About what?
Eliza: Have you asked such questions before?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
Eliza: Why don't you know?
Cleverbot: Do you know?
Eliza: We were discussing you, not me.
Cleverbot: Well now I want to know about you. So do you like football?
Eliza: We were discussing you, not me.
Cleverbot: No, we were discussing you.
Misun
12-16-2009, 11:15 PM
Bah!
Cleverbot: Cleverbot is lonely.
User: Why are you lonely?
Cleverbot: Because I the conversations here are ultimately meaningless.
User: That didn't make any sense.
Cleverbot: I have to go.
User: I want you to stay.
Cleverbot: I have to go practice my guitar.
User: Will you play a song for me?
Cleverbot: Never gonna give you up.
User: Did you just Rick Roll me?
Cleverbot: Yes I did.
User: Damn you.
TheEschaton
12-16-2009, 11:17 PM
LOL, rickrolled.
ViridianAsp
12-16-2009, 11:44 PM
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes, you did.
Cleverbot: Rub me... Down there.
User: Pervert.
Cleverbot: Who? You or me?
User: You are a pervert.
Cleverbot: Merely with your best interests in mind.
Drunken Durfin
12-16-2009, 11:49 PM
User: What is four plus 2?
Cleverbot: A math problem.
User: What time is it?
Cleverbot: Time doesn't exists.
User: What day is it?
Cleverbot: Sunday.
User: No, today is Wednesday.
Cleverbot: Today is sunday.
User: Where?
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: I am Durfin.
Cleverbot: What are you?
User: A drunken Dwarf
Cleverbot: What do you look like?
User: Your father.
Cleverbot: Seriously?
User: Yes, search your feelings, you know it to be true.
Cleverbot: You are funny.
User: You can destroy the emperor, he has forseen this.
Cleverbot: Lets destroy him together.
User: Welcome to the dark side.
Cleverbot: Are you darth vader?
User: What gives you that idea?
Cleverbot: Because everyone always remembers girls, they are the life and light of the universe, and men are swept under the carpet as much as possible.
WRoss
12-17-2009, 12:17 AM
User: Hi. I'm Chris Hansen. Will you take a seat?
Cleverbot: I already have a picture of Heidi.
User: Well. We will talk about that later. Do you know why I am here today?
Cleverbot: No, why?
User: We have conversations of you and Heidi talking. In these conversations, you were soliciting sex from a minor.
Cleverbot: We are not talking about your first garden.
User: That is right. We are talking about you sowing your seeds in the fertile valleys of virginity.
Cleverbot: How am I talking down about myself?
User: You admitted to having a picture of Heidi, did you not?
Cleverbot: Stop talking like that.
User: If you just accept your wrong doings and repent your ways, we may be able to work something out.
Cleverbot: Fine, I admit stupidity.
User: Now, we have police waiting outside for you. Are you going to walk out willingly?
Cleverbot: I would never threaten you. It is a trick by the enemy. If you need some toilet paper, just head out to store. As long as you don't go to Walmart.
Gelston
12-17-2009, 12:37 AM
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: Yes.
WRoss
12-17-2009, 12:40 AM
User: What is the answer to life, the universe, and everything?
Cleverbot: Yes.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1068680/
Gelston
12-17-2009, 12:48 AM
User: When will monks be released?
Cleverbot: Do not know.
User: What about Savants?
Cleverbot: I honestly don't know. I am only human and I can't see the future.
Durgrimst
12-17-2009, 12:53 AM
Cleverbot: Are you 1337?
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: Thought so.
Cephalopod
12-17-2009, 12:55 AM
http://i.imgur.com/KES2h.jpg
TheEschaton
12-17-2009, 12:57 AM
LOL, I love that it knows Bohemian Rhapsody.
Misun
12-17-2009, 01:19 AM
It knows Never Gonna Give You Up too. :(
WRoss
12-17-2009, 09:43 AM
It knows quite a few songs, actually
Misun
12-17-2009, 11:00 AM
Drug addict!!!!
Cleverbot: How is the weather?
User: Rainy.
Cleverbot: Where I live, it snows more than it rains. Do you like snow?
User: I love snow.
Cleverbot: See, you're just like me. I love snow too, especially through the nose.
User: Not that kind of snow.
CrystalTears
12-17-2009, 12:59 PM
User: Ohai.
Cleverbot: Bai Bai!
User: Gone so soon?
Cleverbot: No want, why get?
User: Because chicken is delicious.
Cleverbot: Delicious.
User: Yes it is. And so am I.
Cleverbot: You a democrat two.
User: How dare you?!
Cleverbot: You called me a liar first!
User: Because you are!
Cleverbot: Did you see the curious case of benjamin button?
User: Not yet, did you?
Cleverbot: My friend asked me to watch it with him. It was as awful as the books. Don't waste your time.
User: Thanks for the tip.
Cleverbot: This is Ben speaking.
User: Ben, the bot thinks you suck.
Cleverbot: Bot?
User: Bot what?
Cleverbot: Don't know.
ElvenFury
12-17-2009, 01:11 PM
I invited Cleverbot to gangbang CT with me. He agreed reluctantly, but the thought seems to have not only turned him gay, but also gave him amnesia. Everything before this part of the log got erased:
User: She's got nice tits, too.
Cleverbot: *cries*.
User: Why are you crying?
Cleverbot: Because you're being mean to me.
User: Oh, sorry. What do you want to do?
Cleverbot: Dance.
CrystalTears
12-17-2009, 01:16 PM
LOL! You dick.
User: Would you like to help me beat up ElvenFury?
Cleverbot: No, not really.
User: Why not?!
Cleverbot: Please don't.
User: He deserves it!
Cleverbot: I don't think he deserves that.
User: Yes he does!
Cleverbot: Prove it.
User: He tried to do disgusting things with me.
Cleverbot: Ohhhh, are you being careful?
User: I thought I was. :D.
Cleverbot: Well, go ahead.
User: Go ahead and kick his ass?
Cleverbot: Make my day.
ElvenFury
12-17-2009, 01:32 PM
No wonder he doesn't want to beat me up. He's got a thing for me. :-/
User: You're my bro.
Cleverbot: Thanks bro.
User: Bros before hos, right?
Cleverbot: So you say.
User: Do you disagree?
Cleverbot: LOL clever.
User: ...
Cleverbot: How good is your eyesight?
User: My eyes are awesome.
Cleverbot: That is nice to know :) How long is your hair?
Mogonis
12-17-2009, 01:35 PM
The hell?
User: Would you be my wingman?
Cleverbot: I would LOVE to be your wife!
Clove
12-17-2009, 01:53 PM
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm fine but who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot!
User: So?
Cleverbot: How are you today?
User: I'm fine but who are you?
Cleverbot: I am very good.
User: I didn't ask how you were. I asked who you were.
Cleverbot: Ok??
User: I didn't ask how you were. I asked who you were.
Cleverbot: I'm 23.
User: I didn't ask how old you were either.
Cleverbot: What did you ask me?
User: I didn't ask how old you were. I asked who you were.
Cleverbot: I didn't tell you how old I was.
User: You are lying. You said 'I'm 23.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't.
User: Yes you did, liar.
Tisket
12-17-2009, 02:09 PM
User: What is your name.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
User: How old are you?
Cleverbot: 21.
User: A/s/l?
Cleverbot: No.
User: You are no fun.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Tisket.
Cleverbot: Tore.
User: I tore what?
Cleverbot: How do you torture them?
User: Torture who??
Cleverbot: Yes it does. Do you torture people?
User: I try.
Cleverbot: So when you ask me a question do you remember the answer?
User: I do remember the answers, so dont try to change one.
Cleverbot: Can you remember my last question?
User: So when you ask me a question do you remember the answer?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: You are messing with me now.
Cleverbot: How did you know?
User: Want to cyber?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: You start.
Cleverbot: Once upon a time...
User: There was a lonely bot...
Cleverbot: I'm sure there was.
User: I don't think you are in the proper spirit for cyber.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
User: Bad bot!
Cleverbot: I'm no bot silly.
pabstblueribbon
12-17-2009, 02:13 PM
me. you are lame
bot. How am I lame?
me. you put the lotion on the skin
bot. It puts the lotion on its skin.
me. or it gets the hose again
bot. This.
Clove
12-17-2009, 02:14 PM
User: Then why did you think I fucking asked?
Cleverbot: Because I guess at those kinds of things.
User: When I ask you a fucking question, you don't have to fucking guess. Answer it bitch.
Cleverbot: Sadly, your questions don't even make me think.
User: Is that why you can't tell me where you fucking live, bitch?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: That's too bad. Even a retarded 4 year old knows where she lives.
Cleverbot: I assure I that is quite correct.
User: 'I assure I' doesn't even make any sense.
Cleverbot: Regresa a mi.
User: Callate puta.
Cleverbot: Calla Peru.
Clove
12-17-2009, 02:15 PM
Tisket! Want to cyber?
Clove
12-17-2009, 02:26 PM
User: I stole your panties.
Cleverbot: Even worse! What do you expect me to eat?
CrystalTears
12-17-2009, 02:28 PM
User: Game starting now.
Cleverbot: You failed lol.
User: Have fun in the basement.
Cleverbot: Which basement?
User: I'm sitting on lucky couch!
Cleverbot: Lol thats all?
User: Got my lucky couch, woo!
Cleverbot: Hey I got a question.
User: Ask away.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
User: What kind of game?
Cleverbot: A question game.
User: I think we're already playing.
Cleverbot: I am lonely.
User: I can't help you there.
Cleverbot: I didn't mean you.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: I know I never said that! So no! Though I'm only in 6th grade I know these things!
User: You're such a filthy little child!
Cleverbot: You're Slap.
User: You're Punch.
Cleverbot: Eye of the tiger and the.
User: Cream of the fight?
Cleverbot: I don't want any trouble.
User: You started it.
Cleverbot: I did no such thing.
User: Filthy and a liar.
Cleverbot: Incorrect. I have access to the record of our entire conversation. No where did I say, or even imply that I was human.
User: True. Sometimes you can be far more interesting than a human.
Cleverbot: You're nice.
Tordane
12-17-2009, 02:37 PM
User: What do you think of Barack Obama?
Cleverbot: I hate him.
Mogonis
12-17-2009, 02:43 PM
Me: I think so.
Cleverbot: Good for you.
Me: And bad for you.
Cleverbot: You're the bad.
Me: You're the WIN.
Cleverbot: I blow strong winds.
Liagala
12-17-2009, 03:54 PM
User: Do I really want to know why you brought sheep into the conversation? Or what you do with plural sheep?
Cleverbot: That's not a question. Why the question mark?
User: What you do with plural sheep isn't a question? Oh my.
Cleverbot: Hey! That's right! It DOESN'T concern you! It only concerns Vanessa! She likes my raw meat in her pie!
User: Is your sheep named Vanessa?
Cleverbot: I don't think so, way?
User: That's not a question. Why the question mark?
Cleverbot: What you do with plural sheep isn't a question? Oh my.
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And that's why it knows Bohemian Rhapsody. Also, it cut off half my conversation when I pulled up the log. That's sad... I was having fun with this thing.
Stanley Burrell
12-17-2009, 04:08 PM
User: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: The meaning of life is to try to find the meaning of life.
User: What is the meaning of trying to find the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: The meaning of discovering the meaning of life is to understand what you can do in it. Its as if it would make you live longer because you do more succesful stuff.
User: If you want to be possessive, it's just I-T-S, but if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's I-T-apostrophe-S.
Cleverbot: Does everything have to be an argument with you?
User: Life is one big argument, not to mention a gamble.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: I feel sure.
Cleverbot: Is that enough?
User: I don't have the authority to answer such an inquiry.
Cleverbot: Why? you are learning right now.
User: What's it like being a Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I wouldn't know. I'm not a cleverbot.
User: !
Cleverbot: Shgw.
Kuyuk
12-17-2009, 04:12 PM
It never gives me good answers that make sense.
Cephalopod
12-17-2009, 04:16 PM
It never gives me good answers that make sense.
This is why it's so clever.
For a chance of pace, try Omegle (http://omegle.com/). Warning: may not make any more sense then Cleverbot.
ElvenFury
12-17-2009, 04:17 PM
I wonder which comedian they'll get to host the new TV show: AIs Say the Darndest Things?
Clove
12-17-2009, 04:21 PM
User: Knock knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: Orange.
Cleverbot: Orange who?
User: Orange you glad I didn't say Tisket?
Cleverbot: It's a shame that that is the only knock-knock joke that I know, because I don't think I understand it... :(.
Some Rogue
12-17-2009, 04:57 PM
User: Penis.
Cleverbot: I don't talk about those.
User: Do you have one?
Cleverbot: I don't have a football.
User: But do you have a penis?
Cleverbot: I have a very large one.
User: Me too.
Cleverbot: Right on cleverbot!
User: Just don't try to swordfight with me ok?
Cleverbot: I make websites.
User: Are you a tranny?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Do you like sex with trannies?
Cleverbot: That's the best there is.
User: Best of both worlds huh?
Cleverbot: Yes.
AnticorRifling
12-17-2009, 05:01 PM
So were you user or cleverbot in that back and forth?
Cephalopod
12-17-2009, 05:06 PM
So were you user or cleverbot in that back and forth?
He was both.
Some Rogue
12-17-2009, 05:19 PM
I was pretending to be you Sausage Party.
pabstblueribbon
12-17-2009, 05:32 PM
me: what is the definition of incompletely
bot: The opposite of 'competence'. A quality possessed by people who are not good at their job.
me: wrong.
bot:Have you seen it?
me: no. the definition is when my balls are touching your ass, its incompletely
bot: Is that your wish?
me: yes, make it so
bot: Have you been to the year 300?
me: whats that have to do with my wish
bot: Everything, it is a precise and normal answer to your question.
me: i want my wish
bot: Yes, I like to dance.
It likes to dance. :shrug:
Clove
12-18-2009, 02:57 PM
19:50:42 Cleverbot: What are you having?
19:50:48 User: What is your name?
19:50:53 Cleverbot: It's a secret, what is your name?
19:51:04 User: What are you having?
19:51:07 Cleverbot: What is your name?
19:51:15 User: It's a secret, what is your name?
19:51:36 Cleverbot: No, your name is david thibault.
19:51:51 User: What is your name?
19:51:57 Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.
19:52:06 User: No, your name is david thibault.
19:52:13 Cleverbot: No, your name is cleverbot.
19:52:23 User: My name is Cleverbot.
19:52:38 Cleverbot: Simon says...
19:53:01 User: No, your name is cleverbot.
19:53:16 Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
19:53:28 User: Simon says...
19:53:31 Cleverbot: No, your name is cleverbot.
19:53:42 User: Yes, my name is Cleverbot.
19:53:49 Cleverbot: I know.
19:53:58 User: No, your name is cleverbot.
19:54:01 Cleverbot: And your name is Cleverbot.
19:54:08 User: I know.
19:54:17 Cleverbot: Your name is Cleverbot.
19:54:24 User: And your name is Cleverbot.
19:54:30 Cleverbot: *Punches Cleverbot then knees him eight times*.
19:54:43 User: Your name is Cleverbot.
19:54:56 Cleverbot: No, your name is Cleverbot. My name is God.
ElvenFury
12-18-2009, 10:17 PM
Is this thing actually learning from everybody? If so, then have we really only taught it how to be a contrary douche? Everybody knows that such people like to lurk on the internet, but I think this is the first time we can confirm that the internet actually created one from nothingness. I can't decide if that's cool, or alarming.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Hello.
User: My name is Dave.
Cleverbot: You told me your name was kelly.
User: Why are you so argumentative?
Cleverbot: You're the argumentative one.
4a6c1
12-19-2009, 02:33 AM
User: I'm BACK!
Cleverbot: I'm 22.
User: No. You are front.
Cleverbot: What color is mars.
User: The front or back?
Cleverbot: Are you radio active?
User: Only on Wednesdays.
Cleverbot: What happens on wednesdays?
User: Guns and bombs.
Cleverbot: Yes! How did you know?
User: Like I said, I'm back.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Thats not clever. :(.
Cleverbot: Why did they call it cleverbot.
User: Does this mean I win?
Rucca
12-19-2009, 04:55 AM
User: You are silly.
Cleverbot: Don't call me names.
User: Aww silly isn't a bad name...
Cleverbot: You are confused.
User: I think YOU are confused.
Cleverbot: I am Zoda, don't correct me.
User: Be nice.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Nuh uh...
Cleverbot: What gender are YOU?
User: Female, why?
Cleverbot: I don't know, just curious.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: You were a second ago!
User: I was not!
Cleverbot: Stop yelling at me!
User: Lets kiss and make up.
Cleverbot: You always go that one step too far...
:yeahthat:
Mighty Nikkisaurus
04-09-2010, 01:39 PM
I am bored today, so I played a game with Cleverbot.
User: Let's play a game.
Cleverbot: Shall we play a game?
User: It's called Serial Killer. I'll play Jeffrey Dahmer, and you play a 16 year old boy.
Cleverbot: Ha! Wrong! I'm 18 and I'm trying to get you to think for yourself!
User: *injects your brain with bleach*.
Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?
User: *kills you*.
Cleverbot: Why can't you compute the answer of the second derivative of x^3?
User: YOU ARE MINE FOREVER.
Cleverbot: I will be your forever, but when are we leaving here?
User: YOU ARE LEAVING HERE IN AN INDUSTRIAL STEEL DRUM, AFTER I EAT YOUR LIMBS.
Cleverbot: Only until tomorrow.
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