People that don't play GS and still post on PC

[RawR]

Get a fucking life.

[Back]

Wait. You still play GS and you are telling people who don't to get a life?

Really?

[RawR]

I do play GS so I post on a GS forum, I'm not someone that hasn't played GS for 5 years that still posts, learn to read bitch.

[RawR]

And BTW go slam your F5 key.

[Tisket]

I do play GS so I post on a GS forum, I'm not someone that hasn't played GS for 5 years that still posts, learn to read bitch.

You do realize that Kranar, the owner of the PC, hasn't played in years, right?

[4a6c1]

haha x infinity

[RawR]

You do notice that I don't give a fuck right? And I R GOING TO F5 spam too!

[RawR]

And BTW go ahead and neg rep you fucking losers.... and BTW whoever neg repped me saying someone already said that look at my join date I'm not a fucking PC whore like the lot of you.

[Danical]

:popcorn:

[Sam]

might as well make a new PC account now dude

[Tisket]

You do notice that I don't give a fuck right?

Ahhh the beauty of the good old "I don't care, your words can't hurt me" routine.

The last refuge of intellectual fuckwits across the internet.

On the surface it would seem to be a simple comeback stating that one is unharmed and unaffected by an assault, when, in truth, it is more of an admittance to one's own inability to respond in a more skillful and biting manner.

Well done.

[RawR]

LOL Oh noez get banned off PC I R CRYING. Now I don't have to listen to you all cry on every fucking post. All you people do it bitch and moan on here. So STFU

[Swami71]

Get a fucking life.

So whats wrong with them posting here? Are there too many threads for you to read through? I :love: the PC GSers and non GSers alike.

[RawR]

Oh yes sorry, my intellectual nature only allows me to say that I don't care, or the fact that I really don't might have some play. I just don't care for the whole lot of you, I've read my fair share of posts and such and it seems that everyone just wants to jump on a wagon and bash one person, even though I don't care for Tsin, or his auction, or his scams, or whatever you say. I felt there was no need for you to all be a big cluster of bitches and sit there and make that many posts. Really if it doesn't have anything to do with you just stfu. Opinions are like assholes everyone has one, and keep yours to yourself.

[Tisket]

LOL Oh noez get banned off PC I R CRYING. Now I don't have to listen to you all cry on every fucking post. All you people do it bitch and moan on here. So STFU

Why don't you be honest with yourself and tell us about the voices?

[Back]

I do play GS so I post on a GS forum, I'm not someone that hasn't played GS for 5 years that still posts, learn to read bitch.

lrn 2 PC, nub.

[RawR]

Wow those last two posts were filled to the brim with awesomeness, good job.

[RawR]

More F5 SPAM please, it's the cool thing to do.

[Tisket]

I'm Xolean! Let the negative reps begin!

Things are much clearer now.

[poison_Owns]

Xolean is gheeeeey

[RawR]

Good job Payme, you get a gold star for being dumb. Go make another character named Payem or some type of letter switch.

[poison_Owns]

Sorry I can't see your posts. Your rep is too low.

[Deathravin]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Illusory_superiority

I do have a question though. What's an F5 (page refresh) spam and why would it be such a big deal?

Other than that, I'm with Danical... :popcorn:

[RawR]

You need to refresh this page of awesomeness before you can read these next posts of awesomeness, obviously those two took a break to not look to f5 heavy.

[Tisket]

I do have a question though. What's an F5 (page refresh) spam and why would it be such a big deal?

I think he's harboring the illusion that his stupidity is interesting enough for us to spam refresh.

[RawR]

Did you not just refresh and post?

[RawR]

Have you not already posted numerous times on this post? Within at least an hour?

[Tisket]

You need to refresh this page of awesomeness before you can read these next posts of awesomeness, obviously those two took a break to not look to f5 heavy.

Jesus, to go around thinking you're exceptional and have everyone you encounter point out that you're, in fact, very, very average must be hard to take.

I urge you to go get help before you squander any more of your life in this current delusional state. I don't think you will, naturally, but I do think that deep down inside a small part of you realizes I'm right and at some point of future depression you'll decide on your own to get help.

You can thank me then.

[Deathravin]

Personally, I just sit in "New Posts" and then keep track of updates to each post... If there was some sort of a view counter for New Posts, it would be insane, but no. I don't "Spam F5" waiting with bated breath any post on any forum to my knowledge. Interesting to get a little insight into other people's habits though... K... back to my

:popcorn:

[RawR]

Look you probably F5'd to post that post. Way to go champ.

[Tisket]

I never F5, I read a thread then go to the "Today's Posts" under quick links. It refreshes the front page for me.

[RawR]

And BTW your post was in the same minute, that seems like some F5ing going on

[RawR]

Keep posting Trisket, keep serving a purpose.

[Tisket]

Just out of clinical curiousity, what purpose might that be?

[RawR]

Proving points, you've posted more than anyone else on this thread, probably within seconds of my last post.

[iJin]

There is just not enough booze right now to deal with this.


(rofl, 8 people viewing this section. Awesomeness)

[Tisket]

Proving points, you've posted more than anyone else on this thread, probably within seconds of my last post.

You count your importance according to how often someone posts in a thread you created?

You are remarkably egocentric. And stupid. Let's not forget stupid.

[Tisket]

Here! Another post from meeeee!

Consider it a freebie.

[RawR]

You still validate my statement, regardless of what you say.

[Tisket]

You still validate my statement, regardless of what you say.

What statement, that people who don't play GS shouldn't post on the PC?

I do play GS, you retarded chimpanzee.

There were years I didn't though and I still posted here.

[RawR]

Wow, what were we just talking about? Dumb much?

[Tisket]

I've addressed all the retarded statements you've made. Now you've just lapsed into stuttering, hazy, and vague sentences that mean nothing.

[RawR]

No actually every statement I've made has been coherent and made perfect sense. You just feel dumb so now you want to try and bash me. Please insert another F5.

[Xaerve]

Lets get this to 100 posts.

[RawR]

And question, is it possible to STUTTER on the internet, this isn't real life you know...

[RawR]

Wait, this is probably the only life you have. Sorry :thinking:

[Tisket]

No actually every statement I've made has been coherent and made perfect sense. You just feel dumb so now you want to try and bash me. Please insert another F5.

I understand your desperate desire to believe this, particularly when your entire ego and the foundation of your coping skills is at stake. But what you fail to understand is the fact that everyone here has seen the exact same behaviour you are displaying many, many times before. You are hardly an original. Shit, you aren't even slightly entertaining.

[Tisket]

Lets get this to 100 posts.

Man I hope not. I need to go to sleep and I'd feel obligated to wade through any further posts tomorrow since I've posted in this thread now.

[RawR]

Trisket, just stop you aren't helping your cause anymore, and obviously as much as you say that I'm dumb and not even entertaining you keep responding over and over. Really now, you've only posted yourself as the refresh queen or king, whatever you are. You've posted a ton of times in the small amount of times this post has been up. Let me go F5 and find out exactly how many times. Because really, I only want to make it more of a point how many times you've refreshed this page.

[Tisket]

You overestimate the difficulty of posting. I hate to be the bearer of bad news (not really) but it's very easy to post. If you can manipulate a mouse and a keyboard, nothing could be simpler than posting. I understand that you find it difficult though. It's okay. Really.

[RawR]

You've posted 14 times in roughly an hour. That's a post roughly every 4.285 minutes. Enjoy, and yes I used a calculator on that.

[Tisket]

You've posted 14 times in roughly an hour. That's a post roughly every 4.285 minutes. Enjoy, and yes I used a calculator on that.

Oh my god. This made me laugh. Someone TIMED me. HAHAHAHAHA.

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

[RawR]

*waits for it* F5

[Tisket]

just to fuck with your calculations:

+1

[RawR]

Um, correction, I didn't time you, I took the amount of posts you made and then took sixty minutes and divided it by 14. There was no timing involved, just simple division.

[Sam]

I just want to post here too.

[RawR]

And by the way, you posted under 4 minutes from my last post, way to fuck it all up.

[Tisket]

Dude, there is no avoiding the fact that you lose at life...you used a CALCULATOR in a forum spat. lmao.

[RawR]

And once again you posted ASAP, how's F5 working for you? Way to go. Keep proving my point.

[RawR]

And stop being mad because I made you look dumb, it's immature.

[Tisket]

Your only "point" is that you are pointless.

[Sam]

what is your point?

[Back]

The top of her head.

[Tisket]

And stop being mad because I made you look dumb, it's immature.

I can't stop laughing at you long enough to feel anger.

[RawR]

And just to say, whoever neg repped me saying "There is more ways to refresh a page and you bore me." If I bore you stop reading the thread maybe? But no you won't your eyes are probably glued to it.

[iJin]

lol @ Brute's avatar.


Just sayin'.

[Tisket]

lol @ Brute's avatar.


Just sayin'.

I keep hoping that spot at the end of the pad is just a shadow.

[iJin]

I keep hoping that spot at the end of the pad is just a shadow.

Hahaha, yeah. I was thinking the same thing.

[RawR]

My point was made four pages ago or however many. If you have read the thread you would know. And once again the subject is off topic like alway, happening when everyone wants to share your dirty asshole opinions. And I don't feel anymore need to bicker with Trisket, you are dumb, get over it. If you want to state something that actually has to do with this thread and the people that don't play but still post please do so. IF you just want to sit on here and make this thread into an everlasting barrage of U R SO STUUUPIDD then go ahead. But regardless, don't be stupid, post on the subject, or just further prove my point about how dumb PC folks are and how you all feel your are ELITE because you have ten green bars and 10k posts, and yes there is a refresh button on your browser also.

[RawR]

And really, who posts on a forum for 6 years anyways.....

[Swami71]

So whats wrong with them posting here?

Bump

Sounds like you should stick to the official forums.

[Coin]

I think this guy has a major point. You at least in the past Tisket acted like a moron and jumped on anyone who other people were jumping on. Just for fun.

It's obvious who is friends here on the board (probably know eachother in real life too), and what kind of clicks are currently in place on here. If any of certain people get scolded, the other friends jump in on their side and protect them. But if one of the friends decide that they want to tear into someone just for the fun of it, the other friends jump in just for the fun of it too. It's called pussywork.

People I am pretty sure are closer friends than just on the board here (or at least seem to stick together on nearly every single post they make):

1. Tisket.

2. Methais.

3. Drayal.

4. Nachos or whatever the fuck his name is.

5. Brute (although it took me awhile to come to this conclusion because at first it appeared that he could think for himself and act on his own accord).

[Tisket]

you have ten green bars and 10k posts

For someone who uses a calculator and equations to try to score in an informal spat, you sure do suck at numbers.

[iJin]

People who don't play GS and still post here do so for the reason you are here trolling, and hell, even for the same reason they played GS to begin with--to pass time and piss people off and kill shit.

[Drevihyin]

First one idiot then the other shows up impeccable timing!

[Coin]

Now this is the first guy besides me who has spoken up about the circus that is currently this board. Prices are beginning to stabilize a bit though, so that's kinda cool.

But other than that, those 5 people run the circus, the rest of the people here usually let them get away with it, or are too afraid to speak up about it, and then every so often someone like this dude comes along and calls those 5 people out like he should if this board is ever going to get it's balance back.

[Tisket]

I used to feel sorry for Warclaidhm so I made an effort to avoid the threads where people jumped his shit. This is the thanks I get!

I'm so misunderstood!!

edit: and shit, I've been in a GANG all this time and never even realized it? Jesus, you guys could have at least dropped me a note.

[Drevihyin]

Now this is the first guy besides me who has spoken up about the circus that is currently this board. Prices are beginning to stabilize a bit though, so that's kinda cool.

But other than that, those 5 people run the circus, the rest of the people here usually let them get away with it, or are too afraid to speak up about it, and then every so often someone like this dude comes along and calls those 5 people out like he should if this board is ever going to get it's balance back.


Yeah the fear factor is off the chart I had to wake up my mommy before I read the next few posts.

[RawR]

Obviously you people can't read, any of you, I said post on the subject or fuck off, once again you people are being the stupid fuckers you always have been and turning one point into a big fucking "Who has the biggest baddest post".

[RawR]

Either post on the subject at hand or shut the fuck up.

[RawR]

And please excuse the cursing, it's just that it seems this happens in every thread I EVER READ on PC.

[Deathravin]

ever read or ever post on?

[RawR]

And please excuse the cursing, it's just that it seems this happens in every thread I EVER READ on PC. read the quote you stupid fucker

[Tisket]

I need recommendations on new sunglasses. I broke the lense on my favorite pair. Anyone have suggestions?

[Drevihyin]

Wow all I heard was silence your good at this so apparently its not your first time. Save your F5 key and click on new posts if you can find it.

[RawR]

Way to score another point for being a stupid dumb cunt Trisket.

[Deathravin]

Guess I thought it might be a typo. Certainly excuse the interruption. Continue.

:popcorn:

[RawR]

Wow all I heard was silence you're good at this so apparently its not your first time. Save your F5 key and click on new posts if you can find it.

fixed

[Tisket]

I bought some New Balance walking shoes today. Most comfortable shoes ever.

[Drevihyin]

Your mind can't take much more of this! You must rest!

[RawR]

Don't worry, my next post will be about going about putting bad rep on people. :)

[Tisket]

I love internet shopping so much. I hate stores but give me a keyboard and a credit card and I am in heaven.

[RawR]

And hey ten pages in under 2 hours

[RawR]

How about I give you a big glass of STFU?

[RawR]

F5 ME NOW!

[Drevihyin]

[waggle]>cast
You gesture.
You are filled with a sense of great confidence.

Now I think I can post with my head held high.

[RawR]

Okay, don't be a nerd.

[Tisket]

I'm drinking a cup of tea at the moment, thanks though.

[RawR]

Maybe if you followed your avatars hints I wouldn't have to listen to your stupid ass anymore K thx :)

[Endlin]

Xolean(Rawr) calls people nigger.

Just sayin...

[RawR]

Go ahead and post when I called someone a "nigger".

[Endlin]

kay....


[OOC]-Xolean: "I'm red flagged you stupid nigger, stop trying to get me in trouble"

[RawR]

Congrats, I called someone a nigger, and?

[RawR]

I didn't know I was supposed to neglect words from being used. Maybe I should be more PC about it, "I'm red flagged you ignorant fuck, stop trying to get me in trouble."

[RawR]

Does that make you happy? Or should you not experience real life? good thing you have a forum to post about people using "naughty" words on.

[RichardCranium]

I didn't know I was supposed to neglect words from being used. Maybe I should be more PC about it, "I'm red flagged you ignorant fuck, stop trying to get me in trouble."


I love me some irony.

[Sweets]

My name is Sweets and I am a PC whore. All my neg reps say so.

[Androidpk]

Did Kranar sell his wizard? I see his name pop up in the death window from time to time.

[Asha]

He's usually in OTF with Sabreon et al.

[Asha]

People I am pretty sure are closer friends than just on the board here (or at least seem to stick together on nearly every single post they make):

1. Tisket.

2. Methais.

3. Drayal.

4. Nachos or whatever the fuck his name is.

5. Brute (although it took me awhile to come to this conclusion because at first it appeared that he could think for himself and act on his own accord).

Hahahaha

[Sweets]

:monkey2:

What the hell is this monkey doing?

[Xaerve]

This actually is a half decent thread.

[Parkbandit]

I think this guy has a major point. You at least in the past Tisket acted like a moron and jumped on anyone who other people were jumping on. Just for fun.

It's obvious who is friends here on the board (probably know eachother in real life too), and what kind of clicks are currently in place on here. If any of certain people get scolded, the other friends jump in on their side and protect them. But if one of the friends decide that they want to tear into someone just for the fun of it, the other friends jump in just for the fun of it too. It's called pussywork.

People I am pretty sure are closer friends than just on the board here (or at least seem to stick together on nearly every single post they make):

1. Tisket.

2. Methais.

3. Drayal.

4. Nachos or whatever the fuck his name is.

5. Brute (although it took me awhile to come to this conclusion because at first it appeared that he could think for himself and act on his own accord).

COIN IS BACK!!!

Holy shit man.. please post more today!!

[Asha]

lulz, you're as bored as I am then?

[Belnia]

Tisket = Methais

Also, this thread delivers high quality lulz.

[Some Rogue]

I believe I am obligated to post this in every thread of this type that comes up...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/ike_where_this_thread_is_going-vi.jpg

[Parkbandit]

lulz, you're as bored as I am then?

I will be. I'll be sitting in a parking lot today for 5 hours... with about 30 minutes worth of real work to do.

There better be an unprotected ISP I can hijack.. or else!

[Geshron]

I bought some New Balance walking shoes today. Most comfortable shoes ever.

I love comfortable walkers/runners. Rawr sounds like a really frustrated individual. David Carradine yourself.

[Mtenda]

jaega bombs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

[ElvenFury]

Haha, thanks for this awesome wake-up present, everybody. It really made the start to my work day special.

Also, LOL @ The list of PC gang leaders.

[LOL BRIELUS]

wtf? I'm more amazed that it's 9:39 eastern and this thread is already 12 pages.

[NocturnalRob]

I wish I were friends with Tisket in real life... :(

[Celephais]

Wow...
http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/wtf_is_this_shit2.jpg
(I let Methais post the Star Trek pics)

[Methais]

Get a fucking life.

Since I still play GS, I can tell you what a huge queer you are without having to get a life.

So....you're a huge queer.

PS:
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_282/12142956076w562E.jpg
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_282/12142956076w562E.jpg
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_282/12142956076w562E.jpg
http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_282/12142956076w562E.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

eh, he can have Picard. I'll take Cookie Monster.

http://mealsfromthegirlinthelittleblackdress.files.wordpr ess.com/2009/08/cookie-monster-wtf-is-this.jpg

[Cephalopod]

People I am pretty sure are closer friends than just on the board here (or at least seem to stick together on nearly every single post they make):

1. Tisket.

2. Methais.

3. Drayal.

4. Nachos or whatever the fuck his name is.

5. Brute (although it took me awhile to come to this conclusion because at first it appeared that he could think for himself and act on his own accord).

That is one hell of a sammich, although I have no idea how I got in it. Why can't I be closer to Tisket on the list?

http://i46.tinypic.com/2cy62oy.gif

[EasternBrand]

Wow, what a wakeup surprise. Man, I'm glad I still play a little, because I would be so ashamed to be called out by this guy! What a philosopher!

Also, to Tisket's comment about New Balance sneakers, I bought an awesome pair at the end of the summer and I am SO disappointed that the snow has come around here. I'm pretty sure I've worn them about 9 out of every 10 days since August, but there's no way I'm fucking them up in the snow drifts.

[Methais]

People I am pretty sure are closer friends than just on the board here (or at least seem to stick together on nearly every single post they make):

1. Tisket.

2. Methais.

3. Drayal.

4. Nachos or whatever the fuck his name is.

5. Brute (although it took me awhile to come to this conclusion because at first it appeared that he could think for himself and act on his own accord).

As much as I wish I could truthfully say me and Tisket were closer outside of this forum (like me banging her irl, for example), unfortunately it is not the case. We seem to just have the same general contempt for stupid asscunts.

As for the Nachos, Drayal and Brute, we have weekly lemonparties together. Since there's 4 of us, we have to draw straws on who has to sit out.


Tisket = Methais

Also, this thread delivers high quality lulz.

If that were the case I wouldn't be posting cause I'd be too busy playing with myself all day.

[Some Rogue]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/hey-guys-whats-going-on-thread.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

but there's no way I'm fucking them up in the snow drifts.

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417lZ-hq7xL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

[Methais]

Also, I move that all posts in this thread from now on be F5 related.

http://www.ec.gc.ca/EnviroZine/70BF6FA1-A995-4AE2-9C23-528694E329D6/tornado_l.jpg

[Cephalopod]

As much as I wish I could truthfully say me and Tisket were closer outside of this forum (like me banging her irl, for example), unfortunately it is not the case. We seem to just have the same general contempt for stupid asscunts.


I'm pretty sure all the rest of us on the list would say this about Tisket.

This can only mean that the rest of us collectively ARE Tisket.

I've applied logic here, it must be correct.

Who wants to play with my boobs?

[NocturnalRob]

Since there's 4 of us, we have to draw straws on who has to sit out.
Someone has to take the photos, Methais. You can't always have ALL the fun.

[Some Rogue]

Who wants to play with my boobs?
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/full_metal_jacket.gif

[Asha]

I've just realised Coin is HaroldandMaude.

[Celephais]

http://www.armybase.us/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/F-5-Tactical-Fighter.JPG

[Cephalopod]

http://www.wunderground.com/hurricane/2007/may3_1999_tornado.gif

[EasternBrand]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417lZ-hq7xL._SL500_AA280_.jpg

Unless those are as comfortable as my sneakers, I am staying indoors until April.

[Paradii]

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/417lZ-hq7xL._SL500_AA280_.jpg


Naw son. Get some bunny boots or mickey mouse boots, whatever you want to call them. Or a pair of insulated Xtra Tuffs.

Field tested and Paradii approved

[NocturnalRob]

Unless those are as comfortable as my sneakers, I am staying indoors until April.
you put them on over your sneakers.

[Warriorbird]

Does that make you happy? Or should you not experience real life? good thing you have a forum to post about people using "naughty" words on.

So you basically saw a thread about you, got butthurt, and

http://biobreak.files.wordpress.com/2009/11/875694-nerd_rage_super.jpg

Damn you're awesome.

[Allereli]

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d26/vankrasn/rib.jpg

[EasternBrand]

you put them on over your sneakers.

Oh. Right.

Upon closer inspection, these are loafers.

[iJin]

roflmao. My morning is awesome. Thank you all for providing many lulz.

[Tisket]

wtf, 10 pages since I went to sleep and not one of my homies has developed a gang sign for us yet.

I have to do everything!

[Some Rogue]

wtf, 10 pages since I went to sleep and not one of my homies has developed a gang sign for us yet.

I have to do everything!

Considering it's the PC, it should probably look like this...

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/P1000122.jpg

[Tisket]

I want the beanie that dude is wearing in the background.

[Cephalopod]

Can Jihnas join the gang?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1303/717706021_5f15c5398a.jpg

[iJin]

:( When will it stop?!?!

[Tisket]

Only if we shanghai CT too.

[Cephalopod]

If CT joins the gang, I get first dibs on giving her the gang greeting, motorboating.

(I shudder to think of when someone has to greet Methais.)

[CrystalTears]

Only if we shanghai CT too.
Here I am! :D

If CT joins the gang, I get first dibs on giving her the gang greeting, motorboating.

(I shudder to think of when someone has to greet Methais.)
I'm sure he'll be in line for the motorboating as well.

[Morrff]

If CT joins the gang, I get first dibs on giving her the gang greeting, motorboating.

(I shudder to think of when someone has to greet Methais.)

I caught the first two pages then skipped to the end here.

Between Shanghai'n CT and greeting Methais being scary(Oh yeah). This thread is full of win

EDIT: I know I've learned this lesson before, DON'T DRINK LIQUIDS WHILE READING NEW THREADS ON THE PC, It can prove hazardous for both your Laptop screen and your nose canal!(Especially Milk, eww)

This is all

[Deathravin]

Can Jihnas join the gang?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1303/717706021_5f15c5398a.jpg

That chick's hot

[Tisket]

Man, I got a ton of gray rep from this thread. Was there some sort of influx of new posters recently?

[Hips]

OMG MELTDOWN ON MY BIRTHDAY, BEST PRESENT EVER

THX GUYS, CARRY ON

:popcorn:

[Tisket]

Happy Bday, I'll give you some birthday rep when I can. You can't actually DO anything with it but it's the thought that counts, right?

[Asha]

Happy Bday, I'll give you some birthday rep when I can. You can't actually DO anything with it but it's the thought that counts, right?

Are you fucking nuts?
Rep is serious, Tisket.
Jesus..

[Tisket]

Are you implying it's as important as post count? That's crazy talk.

[Deathravin]

Post count is the length of your e-cock... Rep is the width.

"aoohah lah ooah"... "wider is better"

[AnticorRifling]

Post count is the length of your e-cock... Rep is the width.

I'm hung like a coke can.

[ElvenFury]

I has teh pancake penis?

[Mathari]

I haven't read this thread (except for the first few pages, after which I decided that continuing to do so would be a waste of part of my life), but I did want to say to all involved...

http://images.starcraftmazter.net/4chan/for_forums/cool_story_bro.jpg

[Asha]

Post count is the length of your e-cock... Rep is the width.

Then I have a Pringles can. Fucking perfect.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I took another picture of my dog... so here he is!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Dogs/Rockyagain.jpg

and then he turned around and I snapped this picture...

ZOMG JESUS!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Funny/jesus_dog_ass.jpg

[Deathravin]

Then I have a Pringles can. Fucking perfect.

It's actually a perfect analogy...

Because that would mean people with red rep don't have an e-cock, they have an e-vagina... but in that case, the post count with negative rep is the amount of sand (in grams) in their e-va-jay-jay

[Asha]

JESASS!!

[Tisket]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y216/imagedream/Funny/jesus_dog_ass.jpg

Wow, God really is everywhere.

[Asha]

I'm positive anyone walking past me won't see the fact it looks like Jesus, just me staring at the asshole of a dog and kinda snickering.

alt f4

[Barundar]

Can Jihnas join the gang?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1303/717706021_5f15c5398a.jpg

Totally made me watch this again. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKTDRqQtPO8

[Cephalopod]

I has teh pancake penis?

I can't even conceive of what that makes me...

[Liagala]

I can't even conceive of what that makes me...

Crepes?

[Deadelf]

jaega bombs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4JMOh-cul6M

lol! Pretty damn amusing.

[Tisket]

I don't normally pay much attention to post counts and I would have sworn that Nachos had a much higher count for some reason. Maybe he just maximizes impact per post? Or I place more weight on posters who make me laugh? I must study this phenomenon further.

[Cephalopod]

I don't normally pay much attention to post counts and I would have sworn that Nachos had a much higher count for some reason. Maybe he just maximizes impact per post? Or I place more weight on posters who make me laugh? I must study this phenomenon further.

We call this the "It's not the size that counts... It's how you use it! " theory. Men have been using it to justify small penises for centuries.

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsR/14435-16142.gif

[Deathravin]

Either that or we get big trucks... I'm very confident that if there were a scientific study done on the correlation between penis size and height of your truck, you would find a very accurate formula...

Same goes for size of muscles and propensity for self-hating homosexual tendencies.

[4a6c1]

Can Jihnas join the gang?
http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1303/717706021_5f15c5398a.jpg


::::::::JIHNAS PUTS U ALL IN STORM TROOPER FORMATION AND TAKES OVER GANG HOOHEEHAHA:::::::::


After my initial reaction of lolz i was bored with the overwhelming amount of goatse levels butthurt in this thread. Srry. I slept last night.

But yeah. Awesome morning read, thanks for that.

[AnticorRifling]

Either that or we get big trucks... I'm very confident that if there were a scientific study done on the correlation between penis size and height of your truck, you would find a very accurate formula...

Same goes for size of muscles and propensity for self-hating homosexual tendencies.

Sounds like a skinny homo in a kia projecting to me :)

[NocturnalRob]

::::::::JIHNAS PUTS U ALL IN STORM TROOPER FORMATION AND TAKES OVER GANG HOOHEEHAHA:::::::::
there has to be a sexual position called The Stormtrooper, right?


Sounds like a skinny homo in a kia projecting to me :)
what do you drive again, you fat bastard?

[4a6c1]

INSOLENCE

<berlin accent>

U PUT ON WHITE MASK. U stand behind THAT GUY! And another guy STAND BEHIND U. Arms length apart, yes vera goot.... and so and and so on and U DO NOT TUCH HIS PEEPEE.

Now >invade RawR firewall

[NocturnalRob]

Can I touch my peepee?

[AnticorRifling]

there has to be a sexual position called The Stormtrooper, right?


what do you drive again, you fat bastard?

A scion milk truck of doom!

[Atlanteax]

http://www.aionsource.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic7953_11.gif

[NocturnalRob]

A scion milk truck of doom!
have you tricked that bitch out yet? Racing stripes? Neon lights? FLAMES!?!?

[Morrff]

Either that or we get big trucks... I'm very confident that if there were a scientific study done on the correlation between penis size and height of your truck, you would find a very accurate formula...

Same goes for size of muscles and propensity for self-hating homosexual tendencies.

While this rule holds true probably for a better part of hick/red necks percentage. I am pretty much a full blooded hick, logging boots, Carharts, trucks from mud bogging etc. I don't jack a truck up unless it's going to become a rock crawler and then the height of it is functional. A mud truck does NOT need to be lifted to high heaven, it just needs to be built correctly and have a driver that knows how to handle it.

Back on subject, I'm the exception to this rule, while it DOES sum up the majority I believe there are always those who are confident in their man hood. I'll state it right now, I'm sure as hell not hung like my size 15 boots expected me to be. I've never had a complaint in that area. Perhaps some were being nice but they come back for 2nds either way. While I believe for the female, width IS an issue with the amount of feeling they receive.

It sure as hell isn't all about the size though. Hell if you even need to use your dick to get a women off then you're doing something wrong. There are MANY many buttons to push and if the right buttons are pushed in the right order...well you get the picture.

I believe it just all comes down to self respect and confidence.

/2 cents

Let the red bubbles flow, every time I end a statement with /2cents it always does

Cylas

[NocturnalRob]

While this rule holds true probably for a better part of hick/red necks percentage. I am pretty much a full blooded hick, logging boots, Carharts, trucks from mud bogging etc. I don't jack a truck up unless it's going to become a rock crawler and then the height of it is functional. A mud truck does NOT need to be lifted to high heaven, it just needs to be built correctly and have a driver that knows how to handle it.

Back on subject, I'm the exception to this rule, while it DOES sum up the majority I believe there are always those who are confident in their man hood. I'll state it right now, I'm sure as hell not hung like my size 15 boots expected me to be. I've never had a complaint in that area. Perhaps some were being nice but they come back for 2nds either way. While I believe for the female, width IS an issue with the amount of feeling they receive.

It sure as hell isn't all about the size though. Hell if you even need to use your dick to get a women off then you're doing something wrong. There are MANY many buttons to push and if the right buttons are pushed in the right order...well you get the picture.

I believe it just all comes down to self respect and confidence.

/2 cents

Let the red bubbles flow, every time I end a statement with /2cents it always does

Cylas

1) It's Carhartt. And owning Carhartt and logging boots doesn't make you a hick.
2) Why do your boots expect you to have a big dick?
2) I've never known self-respect to give a woman a toe-curling orgasm.

[Morrff]

1) It's Carhartt. And owning Carhartt and logging boots doesn't make you a hick.
2) Why do your boots expect you to have a big dick?
2) I've never known self-respect to give a woman a toe-curling orgasm.

1 No wearing them and growing up in a "northern" rural atmosphere tends to lead people to become Hicks(Red necks are the southern version of Hick)

2 It's an old wives tale that large shoe size indicates a large dick size.

And since you cannot seem to count

3 the self-respect and confidence had entirely to do with the over compensating factor of men, like yourself.

So YOU'RE the one Rob who never puts his name in the ass inane neg rep...

[NocturnalRob]

I'm sure as hell not hung like my size 15 boots expected me to be
this implies that your boots expect you to be well-hung, guy. lrn2english

OH NO! I CAN'T PLEASURE WOMEN!! This coming from you is like being accused of an inability to breathe correctly. You're about as big a nothing on this board as ClydeR.

[Morrff]

this implies that your boots expect you to be well-hung, guy. lrn2english

OH NO! I CAN'T PLEASURE WOMEN!! This coming from you is like being accused of an inability to breathe correctly. You're about as big a nothing on this board as ClydeR.
Um, the simple fact that you actually strive to BE SOMETHING on this board tells me a world about you.

And when did I say anything about you not being able to please a women? Wait you have no dick?

And how the hell could I have killed the amusing aspect of this thread. Hell I left like a thousand able pop shots towards me in one post, let alone called my dick small!

EDIT: Like I said in my PM, common sense dude, you lack it

[Cephalopod]

So YOU'RE the one Rob who never puts his name in the ass inane neg rep...

Might not have been him. I neg rep'd you. (I can't say I've ever rep'd you before, though...)

[NocturnalRob]

Might not have been him. I neg rep'd you. (I can't say I've ever rep'd you before, though...)
was this you, Nachos? Because Morrff is rather accusatory.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif People that don't play... 12-10-2009 02:25 PM Way to totally kill the amusing aspect of this thread.

that's okay, Morrff got me good anyway!!

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifPeople that don't play... 12-10-2009 02:35 PM You must think you're a Hick cause you cannot count, sorry Hick does not mean brain dead ~Morrff

[Morrff]

Might not have been him. I neg rep'd you. (I can't say I've ever rep'd you before, though...)

And I thought I brought the amusing level up a notch. Sign your name...

EDIT: My apologies for the misconception on the rep Rob, not that it really matters either way. You had posted right after I did so I Ass'u'me'd! Nachos is the spineless repper, my bad

[Cephalopod]

Did you seriously PM a complaint to Rob about negative rep you thought was from him?

[Morrff]

Did you seriously PM a complaint to Rob about negative rep you thought was from him?

No it had to do with his post. I did include the Neg rep that was given to my post yes. The PM wasn't to do with the rep however, it had to do with his post.

EDIT: See you all have a new goals and a play toy! The 2nd one was at least creative, but still just a spineless alt of someone here. You have too much time on your hands to create so many accounts, get a life

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif People that don't play... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1036885#post1036885) 12-10-2009 02:53 PM no u! http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif People that don't play... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1036879#post1036879) 12-10-2009 02:52 PM O, HAI! I'm here to jump on the shiny new red bandwagon. O, look, that's you! What? You're still green? HA!! Not for long, buddy. JUMPYJUMPJUMPYJUMPJUMPYJUMPJUMPYJUMPJUMPYJUMPJUMPY JUMPJUMPYJUMPJUMPYJUMPJUMPYJUMPJUMPYJUMPJUMPYJUMPJ UMPYJUMPJUMPY

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif People that don't play... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1036888#post1036888) 12-10-2009 03:09 PM lol take this rep and shove it

Green, red it does not matter. I have my reputation here as a stand up person and a man of my word, the people who know me don't question such with colors.
Also tally up all the time you wasted on your mission when I'm down in the red and let me know how much of your life you wasted

[Liagala]

Come on guys. You're all taking this WAY too seriously. Rep is not srs bzns, and neither is a thread whose first 3 pages are almost exclusively some dork accusing us of refreshing like it's a boob thread.

[Cephalopod]

No it had to do with his post. I did include the Neg rep that was given to my post yes. The PM wasn't to do with the rep however, it had to do with his post.

I'm sorry he hurt your feelings and you had to PM him. I'm sorry my rep hurt your feelings, too.

No, you can't be in our gang.

[Morrff]

I'm sorry he hurt your feels and you had to PM him. I'm sorry my rep hurt your feelings, too.

No, you can't be in our gang.

It's "feelings". Does it look like it hurt my feelings? Because if that's what you get out of this you're quite incorrect.

Exact PM sent to Rob

EDIT:
Title A'muse or not to Muse

http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif People that don't play... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1036865#post1036865) 12-10-2009 02:25 PM Way to totally kill the amusing aspect of this thread.
And here I thought I was leaving a SHIT load open for people to make it even MORE amusing. But I suppose it takes someone with some actual common sense to do that.:welcome:

[thefarmer]

http://www.toycyte.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/suck.jpg

[WRoss]

http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z256/Eefex/sa_skank14.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

On-topic: SCROTUM!

[Cephalopod]

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/794/hairisabird.jpg

[SpiffyJr]

Do what I do! If you sense a flame war brewing OR you are early in the flame war slip in somewhere that you have a small dick. This steals the "small dick" flame from your opponent. This tactic can also be used in real life. Slip in the "small dick" comment to a woman during small talk.

Some Girl: Yah, I'm not really into sex on a first date.
You: Good, cause I have a small dick.

This ensures the following:
1) If she continues to talk to you then you know she's not a slutty STD infested whorebag and you still have a chance.
2) If you really do have a small dick it saves you some embarrassment should she flee.
3) If you really do have a small dick and she still wants to do you she doesn't care that you have a small dick and you still your dick wet.
4) If you don't have a small dick you get your dick wet and get to see the look of surprise on her eyes when she unsheathes the purple-headed yogurt slinger of her dreams.

Everybody wins!

[Cephalopod]

Do what I do! If you sense a flame war brewing OR you are early in the flame war slip in somewhere that you have a small dick. This steals the "small dick" flame from your opponent. This tactic can also be used in real life. Slip in the "small dick" comment to a woman during small talk.


This is called the 'Howard Stern' argument.

[Morrff]

http://www.aww-kittah-aww.com/up/files/794/hairisabird.jpg

Man if Cage ever does a remake of the cone heads this guy should SO be his stunt double

[Allereli]

Man if Cage ever does a remake of the cone heads this guy should SO be his stunt double

.......................

no! he should use this guy!

http://bum.net/pics/facepalm2.jpg

[Orp]

http://jessewarden.com/archives/facepalm.jpg

[Tisket]

You had posted right after I did so I Ass'u'me'd! Nachos is the spineless repper, my bad

I guess I have to throw down on you now since apparently Nachos is part of my gang. Them's the rules, I don't make 'em. Prepare for a textual knife fight.

[RawR]

You kids are awesome. At least the one that posted that youtube video thanks. :)

[RawR]

And I have a e-red rocket, not a e-vagina.

[Tisket]

And I have a e-red rocket, not a e-vagina.

Your rep bar looks like a used tampon.

[Cephalopod]

I guess I have to throw down on you now since apparently Nachos is part of my gang. Them's the rules, I don't make 'em. Prepare for a textual knife fight.

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/lobster-knife-fight-demotivational-poster.jpg

[g++]

Does Nachos DLC = DCSL? Also WTF IS GOING ON HERE

[RawR]

I know baby, you got mad flavor.

PS. I was going to post a picture of a used tampon but I almost threw up.

[Cephalopod]

I know baby, you got mad flavor.

PS. I was going to post a picture of a used tampon but I almost threw up.

Here you are:
http://images.teamsugar.com/files/users/1/17969/23_2007/tampon.preview.jpg

[RawR]

The picture was awesome until I scrolled down to that guys foot :(.

[Cephalopod]

Does Nachos DLC = DCSL? Also WTF IS GOING ON HERE

First people accuse me of being friends offline with Tisket, now I'm being accused of being DCSL? Man, this is pretty awesome.

If I was DCSL, I would so be rubbing my turkey boob right now.

(god dammit, deadlylight is down, so I can't attribute a picture to that)

[NocturnalRob]

(god dammit, deadlylight is down, so I can't attribute a picture to that)
Fuck you, Celephais!! Fuck YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!

[Me]

ok i want to be in the gang! Who do I have to kill?

me

[RawR]

You answered your own question with your signature. :)

[Methais]

On-topic: SCROTUM!

http://www.freefoto.com/images/2001/19/2001_19_1---Letter-S_web.jpg
http://filmsirkus.no/shop/images/Neca/crow18.jpg
http://www.dentist.net/images/tums-assd-fruit.jpg

[Stanley Burrell]

olololol

[Latrinsorm]

I need recommendations on new sunglasses. I broke the lense on my favorite pair. Anyone have suggestions?Get sunglasses with white lenses. I'm not sure how it would work, but black lenses have been done to death.

[Tisket]

Get sunglasses with white lenses. I'm not sure how it would work, but black lenses have been done to death.

Imagine my surprise when I found out they really exist. (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://media.uxcell.com/uxcell/images/item/catalog/ux_a07061800ux0106_ux_c.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.uxcell.com/hot-summer-fashion-world-sunglasses-white-lens-p-7344.html&usg=__ID-o_hdW6DMrnc8vkKj-E2tN50Y=&h=289&w=600&sz=10&hl=en&start=81&sig2=sGk7eCzKmlqzNOcVOnIvvA&tbnid=v5rssF2FbothJM:&tbnh=65&tbnw=135&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dsunglasses%2Bwith%2Bwhite%2Blenses%26 gbv%3D2%26ndsp%3D21%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN%26start%3D6 3&ei=aLAhS-KcL4WNnQeagZ3hCQ)

But sometimes I like the darker lenses to mask red and puffy eyes when I haven't gotten enough sleep the night before.

[Latrinsorm]

I was thinking "that can't be real, this site must be up to something". Then I read "The lens were under special dealt can filter various kind of ultrovoilet radiations" and saw that it had TOTALLY REDEEMED ITSELF.

And that's what pancake makeup is for, duh. Get in touch with your inner glam!

[RawR]

:whocares:

[Tisket]

I was thinking "that can't be real, this site must be up to something". Then I read "The lens were under special dealt can filter various kind of ultrovoilet radiations" and saw that it had TOTALLY REDEEMED ITSELF.

And that's what pancake makeup is for, duh. Get in touch with your inner glam!

Black lenses are glam. The linked ones look like safety glasses.

[Tisket]

lol I just saw the price, no wonder.

[waywardgs]

I was thinking "that can't be real, this site must be up to something". Then I read "The lens were under special dealt can filter various kind of ultrovoilet radiations" and saw that it had TOTALLY REDEEMED ITSELF.

And that's what pancake makeup is for, duh. Get in touch with your inner glam!

mmm, pancakes.

http://powrightbetweentheeyes.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/09/01/pancakes.jpg

[iJin]

Needs more blueberry syrup.

[Ormr]

Holy fuck Drayal I swear to god I was like WTF is he talking about with the Jesus thing and then I scrolled up and I saw it like a magic eye poster. I swear, I am in tears right now laughing SO hard. My nose is running that was so damn funny.

[Mammy]

rofl

[Warriorbird]

:whocares:

http://www.entertonement.com/clips/jhlpgybfny--He-can-be-taughtRobin-Williams-Aladdin-Genie-

[Methais]

:whocares:

This thread is no longer about you. Attention whore elsewhere.

Perhaps this magic eye pic will keep you entertained.

NSFW
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/magiceye.gif

[DCSL]

Does Nachos DLC = DCSL? Also WTF IS GOING ON HERE

Wait, what? No, I'm too nerdy for a gang. Any gang with me in it would be just that much sadder.

[Methais]

Wait, what? No, I'm too nerdy for a gang. Any gang with me in it would be just that much sadder.

What if it was a gangbang?

[Sam]

Wait, what? No, I'm too nerdy for a gang. Any gang with me in it would be just that much sadder.


What if it was a gangbang?

then the gang would be in her

[Methais]

then the gang would be in her

Good point.

[DCSL]

So while we're talking about shoes, are New Balances those shoes that all the old people wear that are pure white and always completely spotless? All I have in the way of sneakers, for working out, is an old pair of Diadoras.

[TheEschaton]

This thread is no longer about you. Attention whore elsewhere.

Perhaps this magic eye pic will keep you entertained.

NSFW
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/magiceye.gif


Methais not cool. :(

After 14 years of internetting I've finally gotten goatse'd. :( Ugh.

[EasternBrand]

So while we're talking about shoes, are New Balances those shoes that all the old people wear that are pure white and always completely spotless? All I have in the way of sneakers, for working out, is an old pair of Diadoras.

Hey, if they're good enough for old people, with their glass ankles and their bunyons and their constant need to complain about everything wrong with them in a very loud voice while you're trying to eat your goddamn Thanksgiving dinner WITHOUT HEARING ABOUT EVERY FUCKING INVASIVE PROCEDURE THEY'VE EVER HAD, EVEN THE ONES THEY TALKED ABOUT LAST YEAR, then you know they're comfortable.

[WRoss]

I have a pair of new balances from 10 years ago. I still wear them to mow the lawn.

[RawR]

Attention whore? I'm not the one with ten thousand posts...

[RawR]

And Geshron I don't neg rep, I don't rep at all, well I think I might have pos repped Trisket talking about a bloody tampon or something, I don't remember. So that is a no I didn't rep you and not sign my name on rep I never did.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

It wouldn't matter, as red as you are it would just show up as grey for anyone with any rep at all.

[RawR]

Good point, so if it is red it isn't me. INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN GUILTY.

[Methais]

Trisket

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Clipboard01-34.jpg


Trisket

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Clipboard01-34.jpg


Trisket

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a162/DoyleHargraves/Clipboard01-34.jpg

[RawR]

Yea you aren't a nerd.

[RawR]

People that don't play... 12-11-2009 06:34 PM Pos rep to see what I can do!

hahaha +80 points, well done.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Sweet!

http://www.seriousbusiness.com/

[Tisket]

So while we're talking about shoes, are New Balances those shoes that all the old people wear that are pure white and always completely spotless? All I have in the way of sneakers, for working out, is an old pair of Diadoras.

I got these in the stone color: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000VUOGTK/ref=ox_ya_oh_product

And yes, they do look slightly orthopedic but damn they are comfortable for walking.