I so just lost a bet.

[Sean of the Thread]

My friend told me he fucked/dated carmen luvana and kaylani lei and I called bullshit.

Well he has pictures to prove it. Fucker. I now have to do his laundry for a month I hope it's not nasty.

Somebody make a bet with me to do laundry to make up for it.

Oh and don't search for them with safe search off.

[Parkbandit]

Having a picture with them doesn't mean he fucked them.

[Tsa`ah]

I'll bet you a years worth of mundane chores against working next harvest for free that you can't go two months without some retarded story or self induced personal crisis.

[Sean of the Thread]

Uhm yeah you'd have to see the picture.

And I shouldn't have doubted him really. He's fucking pwned at life and to think I use to pick on his little ass.

He's been to the playboy mansion check. Penthouse chicks check. Pornstars check. Bronze star check.

And he's always had the pics to prove it. He's also got two 4 year degrees and is now in law school because "he's bored". Gotta love the G.I. Bill.

I love that dude in a non gay way.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'll bet you a years worth of mundane chores against working next harvest for free that you can't go two months without some retarded story or self induced personal crisis.


I wouldn't mind coming to work your harvest. At the very least it would keep me from inducing another retarded self induced personal crisis.

Unless it's corn. I really hate picking 80lb sacks of corn in the fucking sopping wet cold ass mornings.

[NocturnalRob]

carmen luvana
so so hot


kaylani lei
meh

kudos to your boy.

[Sean of the Thread]

I hope he wore condoms but I definitely didn't see one in the picture.

Yes I just admitted to seeing a dudes piece.

[Tsa`ah]

I wouldn't mind coming to work your harvest. At the very least it would keep me from inducing another retarded self induced personal crisis.

Unless it's corn. I really hate picking 80lb sacks of corn in the fucking sopping wet cold ass mornings.

We don't "pick" crops in the midwest, at least not many. Certainly not grain crops.

[Sean of the Thread]

Uhm...?


The region's fertile soil made it possible for farmers to produce abundant harvests of cereal (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cereal) crops such as corn (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maize), oats (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oat), and, most importantly, wheat (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wheat). The region soon became known as the nation's "breadbasket".

[Kuyuk]

What is someone so "successful" doing hanging around with you?

[Kuyuk]

<<The region's fertile soil made it possible for farmers to produce abundant harvests of cereal crops such as corn, oats, and, most importantly, wheat. The region soon became known as the nation's "breadbasket".>>

Because it's such a great place for crops, they dont 'pick' them, t hey harvest them with big ass combines.

http://www.toytractortimes.com/images/june06/index/jun06i18next1.jpg

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah but Tsa'ah lives "green" so he wouldn't have one of those.

And sadly almost everyone I know is successful. I'm the one that fucked up.

[Clove]

What is someone so "successful" doing hanging around with you?:thanx:

[Cephalopod]

I'm going to venture a guess that his friend got a 2-for-1 'visiting escort' deal.

Otherwise, I'm with Kuyuk.

[Tsa`ah]

Certainly I do live green.

That doesn't mean we don't use combines ... we just utilized used veg oil as a biofuel.

That also doesn't mean you would have a seat in a quarter million dollar piece of equipment, let alone a 50 grand piece of equipment. No, your ass would be walking silos, shoveling spill, or digging out carcasses ... the only picking that we do.

[Tisket]

Someone who brags about his sexual exploits by showing nudies of himself to his friends sounds like a real winner to me.

[ElvenFury]

Someone who brags about his sexual exploits by showing nudies of himself to his friends sounds like a real winner to me.

In before "you don't get us Marines" rant.

[Sean of the Thread]

Hey I called him out on it to be fair. He's never shown me pics of his sincere ex and I've never shown any of mine.

Some women just get exploited but most likely never our significant others.

[Bobmuhthol]

To be fair, a second bachelor's degree takes like 2 years, not 4.

[Sean of the Thread]

He told me as such.

[Mighty Nikkisaurus]

Isn't there some place you should be right now?

*evil eye*

[Androidpk]

Someone who brags about his sexual exploits by showing nudies of himself to his friends sounds like a real winner to me.

As opposed to someone who posts nude pics on an online forum ;) :heart:

[Sean of the Thread]

Isn't there some place you should be right now?

*evil eye*

I'm managing atm (and they had no opening available)

[Tisket]

As opposed to someone who posts nude pics on an online forum

I never posted a nude photo. And I've certainly never shown my genitals to someone who I wasn't involved with sexually or who wasn't my gynecologist.

/innocent

[Androidpk]

I never posted a nude photo.

/innocent


Maybe not fully, but I saw your hello kitty panties!

[Tisket]

What panties? You lie! I know this because I HATE all the Hello Kitty crap.

[Sean of the Thread]

Oh man my very large assed roomie sometimes walks around in that shit.

Blech.

[Tisket]

Please don't dig it up. SHUT UP.

[NocturnalRob]

To be fair, a second bachelor's degree takes like 2 years, not 4.
Or you could just double major and not waste another 2 years of your life.

[Androidpk]

That one picture of you on Sillyface's page, I swear those look like hello kitties.

[Asha]

I never posted a nude photo. And I've certainly never shown my genitals to someone who I wasn't involved with sexually or who wasn't my gynecologist.

/innocent

....

Abort 'Mission Tisket'.
:(

[BigWorm]

Or you could just double major and not waste another 2 years of your life.

Depending on the similarity of the majors, this is probably going to add another year or so to your degree program. Of course, I'm talking about real degrees here, not stuff like business and finance.

[Sean]

....

Abort 'Mission Tisket'.
:(

You could always work on becoming a gyno.

[NocturnalRob]

I'm talking about real degrees here, not stuff like business and finance.
:(

[Tisket]

That one picture of you on Sillyface's page, I swear those look like hello kitties.

As much as I hate to admit it, it's possible. I own a TON of underwear, including some uber sexy granny panties.

[Androidpk]

As much as I hate to admit it, it's possible. I own a TON of underwear, including some uber sexy granny panties.

I'm not knocking them or anything, unfortunately, i just thought it was a weird combination with your personality and all :)

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

You leave Tisket alone, she's seksi.

[Sean of the Thread]

As much as I hate to admit it, it's possible. I own a TON of underwear, including some uber sexy granny panties.

Oh GOD you're a panty hoarder? ewww.

You husband needs to sack up and throw them away when you're not looking or drop them behind the washer like I did.


*Yanking them off causing them to rip during sex / foreplay works too.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Oh GOD you're a panty hoarder? ewww.

You husband needs to sack up and throw them away when you're not looking or drop them behind the washer like I did.


*Yanking them off causing them to rip during sex foreplay works too.

Cause that worked out so well for you?...

[Sean of the Thread]

Well she got mad a couple times but that's not why she left no.

[Asha]

I'd just borrow the non lacy ones. Meh.

[Sean]

Oh GOD you're a panty hoarder? ewww.

You husband needs to sack up and throw them away when you're not looking or drop them behind the washer like I did.


*Yanking them off causing them to rip during sex / foreplay works too.



Originally Posted by Sean of the Thread
Oh man my very large assed roomie sometimes walks around in that shit.

Blech.

It's always nice when you can solve your own problems

[Sean of the Thread]

Gross. She wears maxi pads at the same time too. bleh

[Sean]

Glad it's not my problem.

[Sean of the Thread]

Well she's a big assed white chick and you're black so someday it will likely be your problem.

/end stereotype

[Androidpk]

Well she got mad a couple times but that's not why she left no.

Did you pull a Wrunkle and try to rape her after she split with you?

[Sean]

Did you pull a Wrunkle and try to rape her after she split with you?

Is she fucking Rick Springfield? Or was she "Collini out"

[Methais]

Somebody make a bet with me to do laundry to make up for it.

I'll bet you that month's worth of laundry that you won't PM me those pics.

[Keller]

Is she fucking Rick Springfield? Or was she "Collini out"

Could never be "Collini out." You can't rape the willing.

[Tisket]

Well she's a big assed white chick and you're black so someday it will likely be your problem.

Sean is a racial man of mystery. Currently he is Indian.

I know, it's hard to keep up.

[BriarFox]

Or you could just double major and not waste another 2 years of your life.

Meh. I did two BAs in four years. Not that tough if you plan it right. Of course, they were closely related, or at least both humanities degrees - English and Classics.

[NocturnalRob]

Meh. I did two BAs in four years. Not that tough if you plan it right. Of course, they were closely related, or at least both humanities degrees - English and Classics.
Pussy. English & Economics.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Pussy. English & Economics.

Vagina. Chemistry and Zoology.

[BriarFox]

Pussy. English & Economics.

Pussy this: I learned Ancient Greek, Classical Latin, German, French, and Middle English. In grad school, I picked up Old English, Medieval Latin, and Old French.

[Cephalopod]

http://moviechopshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pcuSPLASH.jpg


Droz: What's your major?
First Guy: Sanskrit.
Droz: Sanskrit. You're majoring in a 5,000-year-old dead language.
First Guy: Yeah.
Droz: Latin, best I can do. Next!
Second Guy: Phys. Ed.
Droz: Phys. Ed. Okay, you're out of my room. Seriously. Get out.

[BriarFox]

http://moviechopshop.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/pcuSPLASH.jpg

;) PCU is a great movie.

[Androidpk]

Such a classic.

[BriarFox]

Vagina. Chemistry and Zoology.

Zoology 151 on genetics was one of the most annoying classes I ever took. Prof had one of the lowest eval ratings in the university, and his multiple choice tests were always A through G for every answer.

[Kuyuk]

multiple choice tests are lame.

make you write that shit out.

6 options is still 17% chance of guessing the right answer.

[Androidpk]

I liked this thread more when we (I) were talking about tiskets panties.

[NocturnalRob]

Pussy this: I learned Ancient Greek, Classical Latin, German, French, and Middle English. In grad school, I picked up Old English, Medieval Latin, and Old French.
I'll stand by my original statement.

O.E.!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yfLKIowNbuI/R5Zpnp8RdAI/AAAAAAAAAYw/BcYY0AfhyJ0/s400/usa-miller-olde-english-800.jpg

[Latrinsorm]

I'd just borrow the non lacy ones. Meh.Tisket weighs like 100 pounds, there's no way they'd fit you, what would be the point?

[BriarFox]

I'll stand by my original statement.

O.E.!!

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_yfLKIowNbuI/R5Zpnp8RdAI/AAAAAAAAAYw/BcYY0AfhyJ0/s400/usa-miller-olde-english-800.jpg

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Tisket weighs like 100 pounds, there's no way they'd fit you, what would be the point?

I always assumed Tisket was like 5'9", 5'10", so I'd also assume more than 100 lbs.

[NocturnalRob]

Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo.
Wow...you can quote Catullus. Color me impressed...

edit: I love that you quoted one of the few Roman poets I know. CLASSICS MAJOR FTW!!!

[BriarFox]

Wow...you can quote Catullus. Color me impressed...

edit: I love that you quoted one of the few Roman poets I know. CLASSICS MAJOR FTW!!!

Vas te faire foutre.

[NocturnalRob]

and i speak french already. you're boring me.

Rock out some German. That'll confuse me.

[BigWorm]

and i speak french already. you're boring me.

Rock out some German. That'll confuse me.

Schadenfreude

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Bemannen dieses Nähgarn bekam bunt schnell.

[Sean]

I always assumed Tisket was like 5'9", 5'10", so I'd also assume more than 100 lbs.

Tisket is one tall woman in your wet dreams.

[Tisket]

lol @ Rob and BF

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_wvoLtwni0kc/R13FdLyfTkI/AAAAAAAAMiI/J1b2lXLkRq0/s400/nerd-

[pabstblueribbon]

Essen mein lang wurst. Shiest-kartoffel.

[Tisket]

Don't make me break out Babelfish!

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Tisket is one tall woman in your wet dreams.

Naw, I recall a butt pic that made me think she was thin and tall. I actually prefer small women so if I was dreaming (and who waits to dream, I just rub it out if I feel like it) she'd be petite with long hair.

[BriarFox]

and i speak french already. you're boring me.

Rock out some German. That'll confuse me.

How about Old English? Eowra meodosetla ofteag!

[Keller]

Because it piqued my intellectual curiousity, and because it is awesome, I bring to you the english translation (via wikipedia) of Catullus 16:


I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and calamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am a sissy.
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my thousand kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will fuck you in the ass and face-fuck you.

[pabstblueribbon]

Because it piqued my intellectual curiousity, and because it is awesome, I bring to you the english translation (via wikipedia) of Catullus 16:

What a charmer.
:blush:

I think I said eat my long sausage. Shit-potato. Thats pretty much all I learned in german. I probably spelled it wrong though.

[BriarFox]

Because it piqued my intellectual curiousity, and because it is awesome, I bring to you the english translation (via wikipedia) of Catullus 16:

Calamite = catamite. He gets fucked in the ass like a little boy whore. Gotta love Catullus.

[4a6c1]

So we intellectualized a Sean thread?!

FUCKING WIN PC

[NocturnalRob]

So we intellectualized a Sean thread?!
hard to go anywhere but up

[BriarFox]

How about Old English? Eowra meodosetla ofteag!

Btw, that means, "I will steal your mead-benches!" Compare line five of Beowulf - Scyld Scefing often terrified his enemies, brave earls, and stole away their mead-benches.

[Kuyuk]

<insert crickets>

[BriarFox]

<insert crickets>

Everyone's at home protecting their mead-benches.

[Sean of the Thread]

Well this gem of a friend actually speaks 12 languages. I don't even know how that is possible but it's evidently highly prized when you worked for the CIA and previously in intelligence operations.

He was cool and went mustang before getting his medical despite his degrees.

Also doesn't Daniel know like 6 languages? I know sparse Spanglish out of necessity and some German. The only french I know is :I surrender!: and voulez vous coucher avec moi.


However I day dreamed about building a tank during French for some odd reason. Not enough ritalin I guess.

[Kuyuk]

oh yeah, well my friend knows 263 languages, has climbed everest blindfolded and naked, and swam from africa to california

in one fucking breath.

[Sean of the Thread]

oh yeah, well my friend knows 263 languages, has climbed everest blindfolded and naked, and swam from africa to california

in one fucking breath.


You're friends with Alok?


*Seriously when he speaks whatever dialect of ahab shit I crack up because he's a puerto rican.

Oh and he's also a master composer of both stringed and piano before age 15.

Excuse me for being proud of a buddy. We're close and been through a shit fuck more than little baker boys have. You guys know how to gay up a thread of me praising him. He's currently sick and has passed 67 kidney stones already and facing renal failure.

[Whimsi]

You have got to see why people don't believe your stories, right? I've been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but it's getting harder and harder to buy into anything you post.

Oh I believe there are people like the person you are describing. I just doubt you know any.

[Sean of the Thread]

You have got to see why people don't believe your stories, right? I've been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but it's getting harder and harder to buy into anything you post.

Oh I believe there are people like the person you are describing. I just doubt you know any.


That's so superficial of you isn't it?

I'm not a completely bad person myself. I just fucked up and live with guilt about several things and self deprecate to make me feel better.

[Sean of the Thread]

He's got a really sweet bike too.

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/joel3.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/joel2.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/joel1.jpg
http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/Joelsbike.jpg

[Methais]

The only french I know is voulez vous coucher avec moi.

I learned that from the movie Better Off Dead.

[Methais]

oh yeah, well my friend knows 263 languages, has climbed everest blindfolded and naked, and swam from africa to california

in one fucking breath.

You're friends with Marcus Brody?

[AestheticLife]

Congrats to your friend. He now has Hep C.

[Asha]

You have got to see why people don't believe your stories, right? I've been trying to give you the benefit of the doubt but it's getting harder and harder to buy into anything you post.

Oh I believe there are people like the person you are describing. I just doubt you know any.

Lol your benefit of doubt means anything, like anything else on the internet.

That's so superficial of you isn't it?

I'm not a completely bad person myself. I just fucked up and live with guilt about several things and self deprecate to make me feel better.
Do those things alone.
Take a massive deep breath and fucking go to war with the world to get your fucking kids back.

[Whimsi]

Do those things alone.
Take a massive deep breath and fucking go to war with the world to get your fucking kids back.

I don't believe that would be in the children's best interest. Going soley on what he's posted about himself and his life, do you honestly believe they'd be better off with him? I rather suspect Sean himself doesn't think so.

[Celephais]

Just spend all your money on lottery tickets... EVERY PENNY. If you hit, you'll be able to fight for your kids back. If it fails, you're pretty much where you are right now.

[Kuyuk]

lol

[Asha]

Seriously I think if he stops being how he is and sorts himself out, he'll do more good than bad from eventually seeing his kids.
Going solely on what he's posted about himself and his life, I think it may take some work but there's a couple girls out there that would love a dad.
Yeah they're better off with him, eventually.

[Celephais]

I agree that they would be better off with him, if he could actually stand by his convictions. It wasn't too long ago he was talking about how he was straitening himself out, he was sober, he was setting money aside for the kids.

It didn't take too long for him to just fall apart, start drinking again, and settle back into his ways. I say kudos to his ex for not falling for the trap (it's too easy to believe things will become that distorted by time view of what things were).

I think he's perfectly capable of buckling down and doing what is right, but he's not showing it, his daughters deserve it.

[Asha]

I don't have children of my own but I care for one who lost her dad and mother. I get so mad at Sean sometimes.
Hopefully one day the Big Guy gear will kick in and he'll see what is really important and stop posting here and change.
I'd love to see he hasn't posted in ages and assume he'd done the right thing.

[Kuyuk]

I just drove to SC and back yesterday for my kids first christmas concert.

8 hours of driving in the pouring rain to see five year olds massacre Frosty the Snowman in spanish.

Priceless.

Unfortunately, my fucking camera was out of focus the whole time and everything is blurry. Sucks.

About crashed on the way back to Atlanta because of how much rain was on the roads. Crazy.

[Celephais]

I'd love to see he hasn't posted in ages and assume he'd done the right thing.
Glass half full kinda guy? If I see he hasn't posted here in ages I'm going to assume something a smidge different.

[Asha]

lol I did think of putting the alternative aswell but thought it was a tad sinister.

[Nieninque]

Lol your benefit of doubt means anything, like anything else on the internet.

QFfuckingT

Who gives a fuck what you (Whimsi) think about what Sean writes on the intarwebs?
You dont believe it? Great. No-one cares.

[ElvenFury]

QFfuckingT

Who gives a fuck what you (Whimsi) think about what Sean writes on the intarwebs?
You dont believe it? Great. No-one cares.

Unlike your opinion, that you don't believe anyone cares about his opinion. That opinion's important, right? What are you trying to do, suggest we all stop posting and get real lives or something?

[Nieninque]

Unlike your opinion, that you don't believe anyone cares about his opinion. That opinion's important, right? What are you trying to do, suggest we all stop posting and get real lives or something?

Are you suggesting that there is someone who cares about Whimsi's thoughts on Sean's stories?

[Daniel]

What are you trying to do

Probably suggest that people stop taking the internet so serious.