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4a6c1
12-08-2009, 02:26 PM
(or not, lolz)

December 8, 2009 5:25 PM

Feline 'pawprint' found in HIV genome
Jessica Hamzelou, reporter

African lions living over a million years ago may have carried an early form of HIV. Now, American microbiologists reckon they've found a feline genetic "pawprint" in the modern-day form of the virus.

Robert Bambara and his team at the University of Rochester in New York found a genetic sequence in the HIV genome that they think descended from an ancient gene.

The group reckon that, because the feline version of HIV - FIV - is an old virus, the newly discovered sequence might have been taken up by FIV from host lions or tigers over a million years ago. The idea that the virus started in cats is not a new one. In 1998, virologist Jaap Goudsmit argued that ancient cats could have transmitted the virus to monkeys by licking or biting them.

Goudsmit pointed out that members of the cat family have shared their habitat with monkeys both in the East African wild and in Egyptian captivity, where monkeys were kept by the males of the household while women kept cats, both being signs of fertility.

Bambara and his team agree that it's likely the virus was passed from ancient felines to monkeys, before being passed onto humans.

Matthew Portnoy of the National Institute of General Medical Sciences told HealthDay that the research could have ramifications for understanding the swine flu virus, which has also picked up genetic information from hosts of different species.

http://www.newscientist.com/blogs/shortsharpscience/2009/12/feline-paw-print-found-in-hiv.html



Ruh Roh. Nobody tell the stoopids. Or the next comparable headline might be EGYPT KILLS ALL CATS TO PREVENT HIV (ref. swine flu, tyvm).

Celephais
12-08-2009, 02:29 PM
That reporter must have gotten teased RELENTLESSLY as a kid... Hamzelou?

NocturnalRob
12-08-2009, 02:33 PM
That reporter must have gotten teased RELENTLESSLY as a kid... Hamzelou?
Also, she's unattractive.

http://twitter.com/JessHamzelou

GO GO GADGET STALKER!!

Celephais
12-08-2009, 02:40 PM
Yeah... I bet Ham-Zulu is a crazy cat lady.

Clove
12-08-2009, 02:43 PM
KillerKitten is gonna kick your ass.

NocturnalRob
12-08-2009, 02:44 PM
http://milocat.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/ham.jpg + http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/42444000/jpg/_42444570_03zulu_afp.jpg = http://a3.twimg.com/profile_images/513729813/face_bigger.jpg

Sean of the Thread
12-08-2009, 03:06 PM
My cat Reno (black and badass as well) has cat aids. I don't know much more about it however.

4a6c1
12-08-2009, 03:12 PM
Cats get it mostly from fighting with other cats. It is as lethal as the human version and makes them just as miserable.

Sean of the Thread
12-08-2009, 03:13 PM
He used to kill shit like every day and I even saw his brains after a fight with multiple raccoons.

I couldn't afford to take care of him so my rich neighbor adopted him.

Celephais
12-08-2009, 03:15 PM
I used to kill shit like every day and I even saw my brains after a fight with multiple rangers.

I couldn't afford to take care of myself so some random broad adopted me.
Fixed.

Sean of the Thread
12-08-2009, 03:18 PM
Almost all true.

My knees and elbow still hurt from that fight but there were no brains.

4a6c1
12-08-2009, 03:21 PM
Sean if you dont start talking about cats in my thread I will beat you with a huge saggy man tit, preferably yours but I might use my own. You have been warned.

Celephais
12-08-2009, 03:23 PM
Sean if you dont start talking about cats in my thread I will beat you with a huge saggy man tit, preferably yours but I might use my own. You have been warned.
great, then we'll get a thread about how he got beat up by saggy man tits, thrown in the slammer, and beat up by more saggy man tits.

CrystalTears
12-08-2009, 03:28 PM
Yes pussy causes HIV.

There.. I said it.

4a6c1
12-08-2009, 03:31 PM
Finally.

CrystalTears
12-08-2009, 04:59 PM
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gif Cats cause HIV? (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1035340#post1035340) 12-08-2009 03:54 PM then how do all the homos get it, smarty pants Because homos are pussies.

Happy now?

Geshron
12-08-2009, 05:14 PM
Because homos are pussies.

Happy now?

CrystalTears FTW. And furthermore,

http://www.amoeba.com/dynamic-images/blog/Sarah/siegfried-harriet-roy.JPG

LMingrone
12-08-2009, 05:58 PM
They should add this guy to the act. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ae/Carson_Kressley.jpg