Andraste

[grossm]

* Andraste just bit the dust! [11:21 am]

[Parkbandit]

Heart attack? Maybe she finally ate too much and just exploded!

[Swami71]

and she logged out? what a cheater.

>116 andraste
You gesture while calling upon the lesser spirits to aid you with the Locate Person spell...
Your spell is ready.
>
Cast at what?

[Warriorbird]

Combat logging makes this even funnier.

[Krendeli]

Must have been an invasion of buffett lines.

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol don't do a google image search for Andraste Armor.

And no I don't know what made me do so.

[AnticorRifling]

So apparently they added a crit kill to the hypocrisy damage table.

[Tisket]

Must have been an invasion of buffett lines.

Were the mobs singing "Margaritaville"? That'd be pretty cool.

[Sean of the Thread]

This is either Andraste in real life or some random pic backlash sent me of himself... I don't remember.

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/naked_nerd.jpg

[Krendeli]

Wow, my eyes feel wrong...just so wrong.

[Methais]

This is either Andraste in real life or some random pic backlash sent me of himself... I don't remember.

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/naked_nerd.jpg

Nice rapist glasses.

[Asha]

I feel unusual..
Yeah thanks bro.

[Methais]

Lol don't do a google image search for Andraste Armor.

And no I don't know what made me do so.

What am I not seeing here?

[Methais]

* Andraste just bit the dust!

You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Andraste!
AS: +368 vs DS: +153 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +31 = +285
... and hit for 177 points of damage!
Hideously bright electrical bolt sends left leg into another universe. Happy traveling.
Andraste screams and falls to the ground grasping her mangled left leg!
She is stunned!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.


>You gesture at Andraste.
You hurl a powerful lightning bolt at Andraste!
AS: +368 vs DS: +103 with AvD: +39 + d100 roll: +98 = +402
... and hit for 286 points of damage!
Massive electrical bolt burns a hole through the back and kidneys.
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.
**** Methais just finished off Andraste with a spell! ****
>
The brilliant luminescence fades from around Andraste.

* Andraste has fallen unconscious!

Some assistants scurry over, and drag Andraste's limp form into the Infirmary.

PWNED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

[Rucca]

This is either Andraste in real life or some random pic backlash sent me of himself... I don't remember.

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/naked_nerd.jpg


Nice rapist glasses.

OMG, is that a My Little Pony collection in the background?

:yeahthat:

[Celephais]

OMG, is that a My Little Pony collection in the background?

:yeahthat:
... you are diabolical. Every time that image popped up I skipped quickly past it. After reading what you said I attempted to see the collection, after trying to find it in the background for about three seconds I realized you tricked me into actually looking at that picture.

Damnit.

[AnticorRifling]

Fuck. It's there, top right corner. Fuck.

[Asha]

I noticed it first time because I didn't want to rest eyes on that nutbag in the centre. I thought if I mentioned it here I would be ridiculed for know what they are and finding them.
I was trying to hold onto what few man card points I have.

[Kithus]

What am I not seeing here?

http://andraste-armor.com/

[Asha]

http://andraste-armor.com/

Sweet!

[Methais]

http://andraste-armor.com/

It appears to be an almost naked woman with a figure the opposite of Andraste's.

I'm not seeing what's so horrible.

[Trallihn]

Yeah... I think it's how do you cut those metal panties off without injuring the almost headless chick.

That must be the horrible part.

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol that is so not the picture I stumbled on in the first place.

[Methais]

Lol that is so not the picture I stumbled on in the first place.

WHAT IS IT THEN?!?!?!?FJIOPGFJRPOGAE

[Stanley Burrell]

Lol that is so not the picture I stumbled on in the first place.

Really bored here too, so, yeah, only stumbled on the metal panties with Google's safesearch deactivated.

Inquiring minds want to know!

[Wiseguy]

Bringing this thread back alive, does anyone have a legit picture of Andraste?

[BulletSponge]

Andraste from another thread here.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=692120&postcount=52

[phantasm]

I've learned that just randomly clicking links on the internet is dangerous, but I accidentally that whole post. Now I'm feeling ill.

[ElvenFury]

Principal Anderson?

http://www.filmdope.com/Gallery/ActorsM/12468-20780.gif

[Celephais]

HE WAS SUPPOSED TO PINCH MY LEG!

[Drunken Durfin]

Andraste from another thread here.

http://forum.gsplayers.com/showpost.php?p=692120&postcount=52

Who is the guy in the picture that she rufied? Did he live to press charges?

[AnticorRifling]

This is either Andraste in real life or some random pic backlash sent me of himself... I don't remember.

http://cdn.holytaco.com/www/sites/default/files/images/naked_nerd.jpg

That is one sweet ass sega 32x back there.