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Drew
12-03-2009, 09:07 PM
http://www.destructoid.com/man-beats-world-of-warcraft-156593.phtml


A Taiwanese man has been named the first ever person to successfully "complete" World of Warcraft, collecting the game's staggering 986 Achievements to effectively do everything there is to do in the hugely successful MMO. This is literally the most amazing news of the day.

'Little Gray" beat the game after killing 390,895 creatures, administering 7,255,538,878 points of damage, completing 5,906 quests (averaging 14 quests a day), raiding 405 dungeons and hugging 11 players. I believe we can safely add another statistic to the numbers -- he has had sex 0 times during this period.

Some nitpicky WoW f*ckheads are trying to downplay Little Gray's accomplishment, claiming he received one event-tied achievement (B.B King) due to a glitch, and did not win it fairly. You know what, though? Who the Hell cares? He's done more than any human being ever reasonably should, so let's not quibble over one little point.

He's a WoW player. He will probably achieve nothing else in life. Let the man have this.


http://tw.wowarmory.com/character-achievements.xml?r=Wrathbringer&cn=%E5%B0%8F%E7%81%B0&gn=%E7%A5%9E%E6%A8%A3

Stanley Burrell
12-03-2009, 09:09 PM
It's this guy:

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g250/vincestar/SouthParkWoWLoser.jpg

My hero.

Parkbandit
12-03-2009, 10:07 PM
According to my math, he's missing one achievement. It's under Winter Veil, titled "BB King".

Way to suck at life, Mr. "Little Gray".

Kuyuk
12-03-2009, 10:09 PM
Some nitpicky WoW f*ckheads are trying to downplay Little Gray's accomplishment, claiming he received one event-tied achievement (B.B King) due to a glitch, and did not win it fairly. You know what, though? Who the Hell cares? He's done more than any human being ever reasonably should, so let's not quibble over one little point.

lrn2read

Parkbandit
12-03-2009, 10:12 PM
lrn2read

L2sarcasm.

Dumbass.

Androidpk
12-03-2009, 10:38 PM
L2sarcasm.

Dumbass.

Learn2use italics.

Parkbandit
12-03-2009, 11:04 PM
Learn2use italics.

I thought this quip at the end was enough for anyone with half a brain to realize I was being sarcastic:



Way to suck at life, Mr. "Little Gray".

Obviously, I misjudged some people's intelligence here and for that, I apologize.

Androidpk
12-03-2009, 11:23 PM
You thought wrong.

Asha
12-03-2009, 11:28 PM
Alright, Italics police. Stfu.

AestheticDeath
12-04-2009, 12:39 AM
that was news like a week ago

Celephais
12-04-2009, 01:01 AM
Learn2use italics.
You know what. I'm sorry. I disagree. Italics are for people who are too afraid to have their jokes misunderstood. Stand by what you said. Say it with straight letters (ClydeR would agree, keep em straight). If some douche doesn't get your joke... JOKES ON THEM!

This is Celephais for people against pandering to the lowest common denominator who can't figure out that a post isn't fucking serious.

PAPLCDWCFOTPIFS.

Loagan
12-04-2009, 03:57 AM
He should be entered into the Guinness World Book of Records, right next to the world's largest goatse stretch...

AnticorRifling
12-04-2009, 08:56 AM
That's pretty cool.

Gan
12-04-2009, 08:58 AM
You know what. I'm sorry. I disagree. Italics are for people who are too afraid to have their jokes misunderstood. Stand by what you said. Say it with straight letters (ClydeR would agree, keep em straight). If some douche doesn't get your joke... JOKES ON THEM!

This is Celephais for people against pandering to the lowest common denominator who can't figure out that a post isn't fucking serious.

PAPLCDWCFOTPIFS.

ROFL

Nieninque
12-04-2009, 10:01 AM
You know what. I'm sorry. I disagree. Italics are for people who are too afraid to have their jokes misunderstood. Stand by what you said. Say it with straight letters (ClydeR would agree, keep em straight). If some douche doesn't get your joke... JOKES ON THEM!

This is Celephais for people against pandering to the lowest common denominator who can't figure out that a post isn't fucking serious.

PAPLCDWCFOTPIFS.

If I had a penis, right now it would be very hard.

I love you Sellophane.

Nieninque
12-04-2009, 10:01 AM
In before "YOU DO!"

Drew
12-04-2009, 10:13 AM
UDO

Methais
12-04-2009, 01:51 PM
the world's largest goatse stretch


That's pretty cool.

http://purple-owl.com/pix/face-0-neutral.jpg

TheEschaton
12-04-2009, 02:21 PM
7.2 billion damage? Noob.

Gan
12-04-2009, 08:44 PM
http://forum.gsplayers.com/images/reputation/reputation_neg.gifMan beats World of... (http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?p=1033211#post1033211)12-04-2009 08:19 AMpaplwhat?

paplurfukinstoopid

thats what

Augie
12-04-2009, 11:39 PM
It's cool to look at his Feats of Strength