Eating the Evidence

[Keller]

Dude was suspected of holding up a bank teller with a note.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncUsYo8vSNQ

Amazing.

[TheEschaton]

Wow, that's the smartest bank robber ever (that got caught).

Even if you introduce the video into evidence, no way you can testify that that's the note. He can say it was a love letter he didn't want anyone to see, whatever.

-TheE-

[Methais]

That's awesome.

[Celephais]

Eating a contract renders it null and void.

[Mogonis]

Heh. He eats it, then the cop says, "Shut your mouth."