Happy Thanksgiving PC

[Mabus]

Just wanted to say, "Happy Thanksgiving!" to all you folks that share this community.

Even if I can't stand you, argue with you and/or shake my head wondering how you have the intelligence to use a computer... I wish you and yours the best.

[Paradii]

Just wanted to say, "Happy Thanksgiving!" to all you folks that share this community.

Even if I can't stand you, argue with you and/or shake my head wondering how you have the intelligence to use a computer... I wish you and yours the best.


Even your ignore list!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? How can they wish you all the best?

[Mabus]

Even your ignore list!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? How can they wish you all the best?
CT taught me it is best to ignore questions and comments about that.
;)

Yes, I even wish those two idiots the best.

[Mabus]

Quick, distract everyone!

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[Asha]

Wish me a happy fucking Wednesday or something then?

[Paradii]

Wish me a happy fucking Wednesday or something then?


You just had your guy fawkes day, eff off.

[Asha]

Oh yeah. That's fair. Thanks :)

[pabstblueribbon]

Quick, distract everyone!

http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs046.snc3/13347_1247459117215_1551565322_30665574_6792168_n. jpg

Mmm, those breasts look delicious. The turkeys.. yeah.

nomnomnom

[Tisket]

Happy Thanksgiving, folks.

To help you celebrate better, I give you a picture of the vaguely menacing turkey centerpiece my son made for us:

http://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w66/Sassy_Photos_2007/turkeycenterpc.jpg

[Kuyuk]

haha, awesome.

[Hips]

Happy Thanksgiving!

(28 people crammed in my parents house not looking forward to this ahhh!)

[radamanthys]

We're meeting my family halfway. Scranton.

I'm thinking ritual seppuku.

Happy Turkey Day to all of y'all!

[Back]

Gobble gobble my American friends!

[Nieninque]

HAPPY STEALING EVERYTHING OFF TEH BROWN PEOPLE DAY!

[Solkern]

happy turkey day everyone

[B4Hand]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Been up since 4am cooking, and up until way to late last night preparing things. We aren't even having a big gathering this year..I think I'm going to make the teenagers wake up and help. They need to learn how to cook, right?

May your stuffing be tasty
May your turkey plump,
May your potatoes and gravy
Have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious
And your pies take the prize,
And may your Thanksgiving dinner
Stay off your thighs!

[Asha]

Well screw all of you, I'm going to have a processed turkey slice sandwich from the corner shop. It's not even real turkey so I don't know how it'll sate my craving from reading this thread.

[Drew]

20+ people at my parents house. Should be interesting if nothing else. This is one of my favorite holidays though, so I'm pretty excited.

[Back]

HAPPY STEALING EVERYTHING OFF TEH BROWN PEOPLE DAY!

The Empire ain’t what it used to be.

[Drew]

The Empire ain’t what it used to be.

Not since the son of Skywalker came around.

[Parkbandit]

Well screw all of you, I'm going to have a processed turkey slice sandwich from the corner shop. It's not even real turkey so I don't know how it'll sate my craving from reading this thread.

Crave this:

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0407.jpg

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0408.jpg

Should be ready in about 6 hours.

[LMingrone]

^::Drool::

I get to drive to three Turkey day meals today! Woooooooooo! Go Giants!
Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you and your families have a great day. Time to start drinking.

[Parkbandit]

AND Done...

http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e6/belike53/IMG_0409.jpg

[Ardwen]

Happy Thanksgiving one and all

[Asha]

Good God PB that looks well nice.
I would literally guzzle down that pan underneath it..

[Trouble]

Happy Turkey Day everyone. Those of you who are traveling, travel safely.

[4a6c1]

H T D!

gobble gobble

[Parkbandit]

Good God PB that looks well nice.
I would literally guzzle down that pan underneath it..

The pan underneath is a combination of 2 wheat beers, 1 quart of apple cider, 2 onions, 1 carrot and about 3 quarts of water. What you see in that picture is what it looks like after 8 hours of smoking.

[Beguiler]

Happy Thanksgiving everyone, hope you had a wonderful day...

[Sean of the Thread]

I decided to weigh myself this morning at 6 am before going to my father's house for dinner as I was curious.

I gained 4.2 lbs of food and soda today and I didn't even think I ate that much.

[CrystalTears]

Oh noez! Mabus probably has me on ignore because I called him out for being a retard!

I'll say here what I told you in your rep... hope you choke on a turkey bone so that Keller and I can dance on your grave.

For the rest of you, I hope you all had a great day. :)

[Asha]

Wow. Specific and intense.

[Kuyuk]

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Turkey, gobble gobble.

Oven full o pies and cornbread (day before t-day) 2x pumpkin pie, 1x apple pie, apple crisp, and cornbread.

My czech and slovakian helpers, their first t-day, I enlisted them to make desserts with me.

[Asha]

Did you enlist them to put hair in your dinner?

[Kuyuk]

Who doesnt like a good hair pie?

[Sean of the Thread]

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b236/Japgross/nerds-hairpie-1.jpg

[Parkbandit]

The only thing better than Thanksgiving dinner, is the day after sandwich.

Homemade heavy white bread with turkey, stuffing, corn casserole and gravy........

holy shit that was good.

[Some Rogue]

The only thing better than Thanksgiving dinner, is the day after sandwich.

Homemade heavy white bread with turkey, stuffing, corn casserole and gravy........

holy shit that was good.
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a64/lrenzo2/fat_bastard.jpg

[Asha]

The only thing better than Thanksgiving dinner, is the day after sandwich.

Homemade heavy white bread with turkey, stuffing, corn casserole and gravy........

holy shit that was good.

Kinda sandwich you need to lie down after eating.

[B4Hand]

Grrr..after all that cooking yesterday and after a lovely evening.. I had the kids put the food away. My fault for not checking ..they left the entire..half of the Turkey in the microwave overnight..and most of today.. I so hate having to throw out food! blah

[Kuyuk]

pfft, just cook it again :)

[Paradii]

the turkey would have been fine for that period of time. Stop being a wuss.

[Tisket]

Yes, by all means, let's encourage her to eat something questionable. It's not us that will be sickened after all.

[Androidpk]

As much as I love to eat, especially turkey, you couldn't pay me to eat any of that after sitting out for so long.

[Paradii]

its not questionable you dumb cow. It's cooked meat that's been at room temperature in the late fall.

[Asha]

If it doesn't stink, send it here.
Cheers.

[Tisket]

its not questionable you dumb cow. It's cooked meat that's been at room temperature in the late fall.

It sat out for almost 24 hours, moron. At the very least, it is questionable.

Is food really so scarce and/or unaffordable for you that you feel it's an acceptable risk to eat something that might sicken you? Jesus.

I think she should send it to you. Hopefully loaded with a particularly virulent strain of salmonella.

God you are stupid.

[Paradii]

It sat out for almost 24 hours, moron. At the very least, it is questionable.

Is food really so scarce and/or unaffordable for you that you feel it's an acceptable risk to eat something that might sicken you? Jesus.

I think she should send it to you. Hopefully loaded with a particularly virulent strain of salmonella.

God you are stupid.


Food is scarce for some people, maybe not for you or me. You take an acceptable risk every time you leave your house that someone won't mistake you for a bull moose and shoot you.

24 hours OMGZZZZZ. Unless her microwave is harboring virulent strains of staph, she will survive. Stop being a dumb bitch.

[Asha]

Oh God the 'world hunger' stance..

[Mabus]

Oh noez! Mabus probably has me on ignore because I called him out for being a retard!

I'll say here what I told you in your rep... hope you choke on a turkey bone so that Keller and I can dance on your grave.

For the rest of you, I hope you all had a great day. :)
:hug2:

[Tisket]

Food is scarce for some people, maybe not for you or me. You take an acceptable risk every time you leave your house that someone won't mistake you for a bull moose and shoot you.

24 hours OMGZZZZZ. Unless her microwave is harboring virulent strains of staph, she will survive. Stop being a dumb bitch.

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that you've eaten meat that sat out longer than recommended and didn't get sick. Must be empirical proof!

I know people that have had sex without a condom and managed to avoid pregnancy and AIDS. According to your logic, we can safely dispense with condoms. I mean all life is a risk right? Why take any safeguards against negative consequences.

Idiot.

[Stanley Burrell]

we can safely dispense with condoms.

w00t!

[Sean of the Thread]

Our bodies can handle quite a bit more than we give it credit for. Unless you're a stupid creationist we've had MANY MANY years of eating raw and uncooked even rotten food.

Hell they taught us in survival training that you can eat rotten meat to survive. Of course they didn't say it would taste good. At any rate I think that turkey would be fine to eat given the circumstances.

Raw pork chops left our that long... fuck no. (ugh yuck)

Cooked turkey in a microwave FUCK YES!!!

[Stanley Burrell]

Our bodies can handle quite a bit more than we give it credit for. Unless you're a stupid creationist we've had MANY MANY years of eating raw and uncooked even rotten food.

Hell they taught us in survival training that you can eat rotten meat to survive. Of course they didn't say it would taste good. At any rate I think that turkey would be fine to eat given the circumstances.

Raw pork chops left our that long... fuck no. (ugh yuck)

Cooked turkey in a microwave FUCK YES!!!

Most importantly, if Mr. Grylls can do it, then it shouldn't be any problem for us Americans. Fuk yeh:

http://apartment718.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/gryllsisadouche.jpg

[Tisket]

I might risk it if it were just myself and there was NOTHING else to eat but I live in a city with a store on every corner for christ sake. I'm not letting my family eat food that has sat out. Shit, I probably wouldn't let my DOG eat food that has sat out overnight. But knock yourself out.

[Sean of the Thread]

Hey I didn't advocate eating it for everyone or said person. I'm just saying that I would eat that turkey given the circumstance.

Hell I won't eat hamburger meat that was thawed outside of the fridge ffs.

And Stan... Les Stroud > than Grylls.

[Tisket]

Hey I didn't advocate eating it for everyone or said person. I'm just saying that I would eat that turkey given the circumstance.

So would my husband :/

Maybe it's a guy thing.

[Stanley Burrell]

<<SotT>>

Les is pretty pimp.

[Sean of the Thread]

So would my husband :/

Maybe it's a guy thing.


You would eat your husband and that's NOT a guy thing.

Just saying.

Anyways if it was left out like on the stove I'd avoid it or give it to the dogs. They can handle eating that shit forever. But thoroughly cooked and in the microwave for that amount of time I would have made one hell of an open faced sammich providing there was some gravy left over.

[Tisket]

You would eat your husband and that's NOT a guy thing.

If circumstances were right, I'd totally cannibalize his ass. I'm not starving to death in an apocalypse. But he knew and accepted the risk before I married him.

I'd cook him well and refigerate the leftovers immediately though.

[Asha]

I would eat it too but's more from hearing about all this turkey and me not knowing how to cook one or want to carry one home.

Anyone > bear grills btw.

[Sean of the Thread]

Hey uhm... cooking a bird isn't hard at all brother.

Well I understand you're not aloud to poach the Queen's shiz and all but other than that it's reallllly hard to fuck up a bird. (and they don't weigh much you prancer).

It's weird to think that the Brits don't have some sort of Thanksgiving celebration of some sort or another. Other than the meek bodies, pale skin, bad teeth, inbreeding and monarchy we're so much alike. :(

[Paradii]

I'm going out on a limb here and guessing that you've eaten meat that sat out longer than recommended and didn't get sick. Must be empirical proof!

[Some bullshit that I didn't read]

Idiot.


Everyone has done it, so sure, there is some "proof" for you. Everyone has eaten something that has sat out longer then recommended. Most of the time without knowing it.

Dumb bitch.

[Tisket]

[Some bullshit that I didn't read]


You claim you didn't read it because you have no refutation. The only refuge of the ignorant is to sometimes acknowledge their own ignorance. Brilliant really. Well done.

You are such a stupid cunt.

[Drevihyin]

No thread is sacred I can't wait for the Merry Christmas one!

[EasternBrand]

I ALSO FEEL STRONGLY ABOUT WHETHER OR NOT THIS TURKEY SHOULD BE EATEN!!!!

http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/movies/news_features/lovable_losers/steve_carell_anchorman.jpg

[Tisket]

No thread is sacred I can't wait for the Merry Christmas one!

I'll get it started.

There is no Santa.

Also, since it's okay and totally safe, I think Paradii should save her Thanksgiving turkey until Christmas. Think of all the cooking she could avoid.

Seriously, she thinks I'm arguing against her eating syphilitic turkey but I am arguing that she SHOULD eat it every chance she gets. As often as she can and in great quantity.

edit: yes I realize Paradii claims to be male but if she/he is going to continue acting like a little bitch I'll assign gender accordingly.

[B4Hand]

Just a little clarification, I threw the turkey OUT, it had sat for over 24hrs. I've got five kids,and I soo don't want to be having to deal with food poisoning..eww..I didn't even want to think about it.

[Androidpk]

Just a little clarification, I threw the turkey OUT, it had sat for over 24hrs. I've got five kids,and I soo don't want to be having to deal with food poisoning..eww..I didn't even want to think about it.


You should have fedexed it to Africa. Think of all the people you could have fed.

[Tisket]

You should have fedexed it to Africa. Think of all the people you could have fed.

No no, SAVE that motherfucking meat because after all, we live in a Mad Max type wasteland where we kill each other for gasoline and might be forced to eat ground up baby meat to survive BECAUSE THERE ARE NO FUCKING STORES.

[Androidpk]

True..

Welcome to another addition of Thunderdome!

[Paradii]

I'll get it started.

There is no Santa.

Also, since it's okay and totally safe, I think Paradii should save her Thanksgiving turkey until Christmas. Think of all the cooking she could avoid.

Seriously, she thinks I'm arguing against her eating syphilitic turkey but I am arguing that she SHOULD eat it every chance she gets. As often as she can and in great quantity.

edit: yes I realize Paradii claims to be male but if she/he is going to continue acting like a little bitch I'll assign gender accordingly.


You might find this super hard to believe, but all male posters on this board don't really have to like you.

You usually come off as a bitch, and a little disclaimer at the bottom of every post doesn't change that.

If people think I am being a pussy, then they are all welcome to come over and eat my dick, kthx.

[Tisket]

You might find this super hard to believe, but all male posters on this board don't really have to like you.

I find it very easy to believe. It amuses me that you think I don't though because it just highlights your own ignorance. Not that you need help there.


You usually come off as a bitch, and a little disclaimer at the bottom of every post doesn't change that.
Why do people think I don't already understand this. You say it like it should come as some kind of surprise to me or anyone else. Don't be retarded. Not only do I understand, and accept this appellation, I fucking revel in it.


If people think I am being a pussy, then they are all welcome to come over and eat my dick, kthx.
While there is little doubt that you are unquestionably a giant festering pussy, I'd still rather eat rotted turkey.

P.S. Also an fyi, I am better than you in every way possibly imaginable. I know this is very hard for you to accept and it's made you extremely bitter. This pleases me no end.

[Sean of the Thread]

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