Name Baby Euler! (Human/lvl0/monk)

[Euler]

My wife and I are battling over names in earnest now. Weigh in.

[Swami71]

When did monks come out?

[Methais]

Name him Legend Boom Boom Klaive Warpacohm.

[Celephais]

Elliot is a name for hot blonde nurse chicks, don't name him Elliot.

Oh, and dork-asses who can't ride their bikes away from bullies.

[radamanthys]

Elliot is a name for hot blonde nurse chicks, don't name him Elliot.

Oh, and dork-asses who can't ride their bikes away from bullies.

And bad-ass ex-marine cops who beat the shit out of pedos.

[Stanley Burrell]

Oh man.

Edited to Add: Posted in the "Monks" folder FTW :rofl:

[Euler]

When did monks come out?

on or around April 10th, 2010

[4a6c1]

I like Elliot. It's classy and simple.

Second place is very obviously Trollie Wrinkleskin. All babies should have one of these. Not that I EVER called my daughter Chubby Bighead. Ever.

Dont do Bronx. Or Knox. Or things with an X at the end. A certain kind of people name their kids all those around here. Umm. Think Confederate flags, pickup trucks and Johnny Cash CD's.

[Some Rogue]

Tsin Widgetstein is not on there??

[Methais]

Unless you're riding a bike with an alien in the basket, Elliot is a name of fail.

[Swami71]

on or around April 10th, 2010

I'll hold you to that.

[Euler]

so far Chainsaw Justice is kicking ass. (My idea btw) My wife's numero uno choice of Nathaniel Warne only has one vote. She claiming that it is only because of the population of the people on the boards that Chainsaw is kicking ass. She may as well have called you "you people" She is a racist because she has threatened to veto the name Chainsaw.

[Methais]

Tell her Nathaniel Warne is a pussy name.

[Euler]

I know! I tried to explain that to her. Since her pussy is already called Nathaniel Warne, we would have to call the kid Nathaniel Warne II

[Methais]

Al Bundy II would be much better.

[Euler]

some other bastard just voted for nathaniel.

[Ardwen]

aww man how can ya go against Trollie! He'd have a great future as a board troll

[AestheticLife]

aww man how can ya go aaints Trollie! He'd have a great future as a board troll

Which is good, as with Euler's genetics, he'll likely be relegated to something of that sort anyway!

/flame


I vote AGAINST Nathaniel. All of the Nathaniels I kn(e)w (including BOTH Nathaniel Fishers of Six Feet Under!!!) are dead.

[BigWorm]

Baby Euler should be named Leonhard. Duh.

/thread

[Ardwen]

I dunno, can ya see anyone in school bulying the kid named Chainsaw Justice? I mean clearly he'd be way too scary to get picked on.

[Euler]

The suggestion of Leonhard didn't have time to fully escape from my mouth before she shot that one down. When we were watching 6 feet under she said "Nate...Nathan....Nathaniel....if we have a son, I like that name."

Now she is saying I can't even have Chainsaw as a middle name.

[Bobmuhthol]

Your kid is going to be alive well after you aren't. Don't make him go through all those years with the name Nathaniel just because you think it's cute now.

Chainsaw Justice.

Fuck it, name him Wolf (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/quarrelsome.html).

[Tisket]

Tsin Widgetstain is not on there??

FTFY

Also, Nathaniel may be a pussy name but shortening it to "Nate" makes it much more testicular.

[radamanthys]

Tiberius. Magnus. Optimus. Those would work, too.

In a fight, who would win? Magnus vs Nate? Fucking Magnus would win, that's who.

Just sayin'.

[Ardwen]

Problem with Nathaniel is while some people will call em Nate, many would use Nat, and lets be honest thats close to calling him a bug.

[Androidpk]

I dunno, can ya see anyone in school bulying the kid named Chainsaw Justice? I mean clearly he'd be way too scary to get picked on.

Especially if he wears american flag parachute pants.

[Sean of the Thread]

Name it Left Leg.

[Latrinsorm]

In all seriousness, "Justice" would be a pretty sweet name. He could go by "Just" if he wanted a normal-sounding name, I knew a kid named Bennett who went by Ben.

[Celephais]

I'm going to end this conversation right here and now.

Ash.

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mcellis/Eden/aodlogo.jpg

[radamanthys]

I'm going to end this conversation right here and now.

Ash.

[/IMG]http://www-personal.umich.edu/~mcellis/Eden/aodlogo.jpg[/IMG]

Done.

[TheLastShamurai]

That looks like an artists rendering of what Chainsaw Justice will look like later on in life.

[Celephais]

The name is Ash... Housewares. Sure I could've stayed in the past. Could've even been king, but in my own way, I am king.

Hail to the king baby.

[BriarFox]

Fuck it, name him Wolf (http://www.badassoftheweek.com/quarrelsome.html).

SO MUCH GREEN REP FOR JU.

[Chaddy]

I have your problem solved for you. Everyone on the PC boards chips in and takes one name off the market. For every name your racist wife comes up with. We'll just create a character with the same name. Chainsaw Justice will prevail. Chainsaw Justice sounds like something that should prevail. I can't imagine anyone else will be satisfied with the name of their monk once that's gone.

[AestheticLife]

http://anime-wallpapers.com/images/800x600/ash-and-pikachu.jpg

[4a6c1]

I fucking hate cutesy names.

Seriously people? Imagine your kid in 25 years - well dressed in Prada from head to toe, ruling the goddamn world. Isnt that what all parents want for their kids? I just cant see a Chloe/Hannah/Haley/Kaley doing anything substantial with parents who couldnt see past the baby years when they named her.

/rant


Umm, Also. What we think doesnt really matter. You guys should do what you like. :D

[AnticorRifling]

What we think doesnt really matter. You guys should do what you like. :D Dumbest thing I've heard today. Of course what we think matters, we're the PC FFS!

Name him Adolf, we haven't had an Adolf running around in a few years.

[Celephais]

http://anime-wallpapers.com/images/800x600/ash-and-pikachu.jpg
I hear Ash, I think of Bruce fucking Cambell. You hear Ash, and you think of Pokemon ...

[radamanthys]

Dumbest thing I've heard today. Of course what we think matters, we're the PC FFS!

Name him Adolf, we haven't had an Adolf running around in a few years.

http://janeqrepublican.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/hitler-baby.jpg

[AestheticLife]

I hear Ash, I think of Bruce fucking Cambell. You hear Ash, and you think of Pokemon ...

You're so old, you know who Bruce Campbell is.

[ElvenFury]

If you're going to give a kid an awesome name like Chainsaw Justice, you had better be sure he's got the chops to back it up. I voted Elliot, because Euler is a math nerd, and his kid probably will be too - no matter what his name is.

Now, if Chuck Norris had started this thread, I'd vote Chainsaw Justice all the way!

[Methais]

I hear Ash, I think of Bruce fucking Cambell. You hear Ash, and you think of Pokemon ...

Which is how we know he's gay.

[Allereli]

Ghengis Khan Warne

[Paradii]

Deeznuts would be a good name

[Androidpk]

Deeznuts Datass

[Geshron]

Phineus all the way. Will archive thread for when he's in his 20's. This is how you were named.

[poison_Owns]

Euler.... Euler.... Euler....

[Celephais]

I just realized how much Euler sounds like Bueler. Anyone? ... Anyone?