Attention:

[Drew2]

My birthday is in a little over two weeks.

I am currently accepting PayPal gifts at [edit out] .

I totally deserve it.

<Insert sob story about a dead pet, tattered clothing, and starving children>

See?

The end.


[WHAT THE HELL I WAS JUST KIDDING AMBER.]

[Edited on 3-11-2004 by Tayre]

[Bobmuhthol]

Assuming this actually works..

http://hegel.research.att.com/tts/speech/8ef30e62a6df29b2cd2ca376cd91b560.wav

[Mint]

Yeah it worked.

[Drew2]

Hahahaha yes it worked and YOU SUCK AT LIFE AND PLZ DIE KTHX.

Thanks for thinking of me, though.

/wipe tear

[LilHellcat]

So basically you want cash for your birthday? lol Awww I was going to get you something else. But I won't say here. :saint:

[Betheny]

I didn't get you anything except this bag of dog shit... it's on fire...

[Hips]

Originally posted by LilHellcat
So basically you want cash for your birthday? lol Awww I was going to get you something else. But I won't say here. :saint:

Was it the same thing I was planning on getting him? :lol:

[Drew2]

Hopefully it was your sex. Both of you.

IM me for my address, if that's the case.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Tayre
I totally deserve it.

<Insert sob story about a dead pet, tattered clothing, and starving children>


... new truck... oh, that's not part of your sob story.

[Drew2]

I bought my own truck. It wasn't a gift.

And uh... It was stolen by a one armed homeless man...

Yes.

[Betheny]

Edine will give you sex.

[Drew2]

<--- I will accept that for my birthday as well, if anyone has connections.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Maimara
Edine will give you sex.

Works for me. Who wants me to tape it?

[Souzy]

your 1 cents is on it's way Drew. :moon:

[LilHellcat]

I'll tape it and god you got me snorting mello yello again !

And yes Jessa was probably the same thing I was thinking about giving him. Well maybe :P

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by Tayre
My birthday is in a little over two weeks.

I am currently accepting PayPal gifts at [edit out] .

I totally deserve it.

<Insert sob story about a dead pet, tattered clothing, and starving children>

See?

The end.


[WHAT THE HELL I WAS JUST KIDDING AMBER.]

[Edited on 3-11-2004 by Tayre]


Hahaha I told you I always send my close friends presents its just how I am. Now you can maybe go eat some REAL food hahaha.

:heart: Drew

Besides happy early birthday, now you can go pig out on Ice Cream

[Weedmage Princess]

Originally posted by Tayre

Originally posted by Maimara
Edine will give you sex.

Works for me. Who wants me to tape it?

Can I watch?

[Drew2]

Hell, join in.

We could always use someone with YEARS of experience. ;)

[Weedmage Princess]

Oh yeah uh..happy birthday too. ::stare::

[Weedmage Princess]

DIE

[Drew2]

<Insert joke about experience with 'trains' as well>

:grr: I am sorry Tayre but you can not have sex with me for your birthday<or at all....... ever>, Maimara on the other hand with her big black 10' Dildo would no doubt be more willing

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by The Edine]

[AnticorRifling]

I think I got a happy birthday from one person so you can expect about that much.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by AnticorRifling
I think I got a happy birthday from one person so you can expect about that much.

Um I totally said happy birthday to you. It was late but I realized we missed it so I made a thread about it.

Wanker.

[Galleazzo]

Hey, Tayre, it's all set, you got sex if you make it to Simucon.

So listen, whatdya think about strap ons? And how long can you kneel on all fours?

[DeV]

Originally posted by The Edine
:grr: I am sorry Tayre but you can not have sex with me for your birthday<or at all....... ever>, Maimara on the other hand with her big black 10' Dildo would no doubt be more willing

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by The Edine] :( Mine is only 9'