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CrystalTears
11-17-2009, 10:22 AM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228242/Oops-werent-logs-The-moment-crocodile-killed-taking-foolish-shortcut-herd-hippos.html

Their bone-crushing jaws, 24 razor-sharp teeth and armour-plated skin are enough to ensure most animals keep their distance.
But, as our incredible pictures show, even crocodiles are no match for a herd of angry hippos.
This young reptilian predator paid the price for swimming too close to a mother and her calves while they bathed.
As 50 hippos gathered into a defensive circle around them, the crocodile panicked and raced over their backs in a bid to escape.

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/16/article-1228242-073BC6CA000005DC-405_964x535.jpg (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/16/article-1228242-073BC6CA000005DC-405_964x535_popup.jpg)
Bold move: The crocodile races across the backs of the hippos in a bid to escape after trying to snare a mother and her calves


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Making a splash: The crocodile writhes and wriggles but cannot escape the clutches of his angry opponents


It was the last mistake he ever made. The beast's defences were no match for the maze of angry mammals, who proved their bite is every bit as lethal as his.
The spectacularly rare battle of the beasts was captured by Czech wildlife photographer Vaclav Silha.
He had set up his camera on the banks of the River Mara in the Serengeti national park, Tanzania, when the unbelievable scene unfolded before him.
But the 45-year-old got more than he bargained for when a colossal fight broke out between the group and a sneaky crocodile he had spotted earlier.

‘Mutual respect between these animals means fights occur very rarely,’ he said.

‘One of the only reasons you might see a conflict is if the hippos have young and they think the little ones are under threat. That’s exactly what happened here.

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In the jaws of death: The crocodile is defeated by a maze of angry hippos after trying to kill one of their young

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Make it snappy: The raging hippos take revenge by biting back while feeding at the River Mara in Tanzania


‘The incautious croc got too close to a female who had calves and the whole group gathered into a defensive circle around them. It was a strong message for the crook to clear off.
‘I have absolutely no idea why but the crocodile suddenly raced across the backs of the hippos. I think it might have panicked and thought it was a possible escape route. I couldn’t believe my eyes.
‘It was the worst choice the reptile could ever have made and it was definitely its last.

‘The island of hippos suddenly erupted with teeth and all I could see was the crocodile being repeatedly crushed in their huge mouths.’
Described as one of the most aggressive creatures in the animal kingdom, an adult hippo can apply several tons of pressure in a single bite.
‘Even the toughest crocodile could not have withstood being repeatedly bitten like that,’ said Mr Silha, from Prague.

‘There was no way for him to escape. I few seconds later his lifeless body slipped below the water and I didn’t see him again.’
One of these pictures was originally published in the November issue of BBC Wildlife Magazine.


Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228242/Oops-werent-logs-The-moment-crocodile-killed-taking-foolish-shortcut-herd-hippos.html#ixzz0X7u15HSs (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1228242/Oops-werent-logs-The-moment-crocodile-killed-taking-foolish-shortcut-herd-hippos.html#ixzz0X7u15HSs)

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They'll eat you, they'll fuckin' eat you!

Sweets
11-17-2009, 10:26 AM
Madder than a hippo with a hernia.

AnticorRifling
11-17-2009, 10:26 AM
You sure you linked the right photos?

All I saw was a group of big girls at a coach store on black friday.

Sean of the Thread
11-17-2009, 10:27 AM
Wow. I'm scared of Busch Gardens all of the sudden.

Sean of the Thread
11-17-2009, 10:27 AM
You sure you linked the right photos?

All I saw was a group of big girls at a coach store on black friday.


/thread

Fallen
11-17-2009, 11:06 AM
Awesome quality photos.

Androidpk
11-17-2009, 02:11 PM
Hungry hungry hippos.

/thread

http://washington.uwc.edu/depts/compsci/cps109f05/eatoe1740/images/hungry%20hippos.jpg

AnticorRifling
11-17-2009, 02:13 PM
You can't end the thread with an obvious joke! Although I did like when Robot Chicken did the Hungry Hungry Hippo skit where one throws up the marbles and the other eats one and is like "Is that bad?"

thefarmer
11-17-2009, 02:14 PM
http://www.thelensflare.com/large/hungry_2936.jpg

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-17-2009, 06:15 PM
Hippo's are one of the most dangerous animals in the water. They will pwn your face and their jaws can crush cars they are so strong. Cute, but killers.

Methais
11-17-2009, 06:31 PM
Cute, but killers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Also the 3rd pic needs a caption:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/16/article-1228242-073BC77B000005DC-835_964x555.jpg

Sean of the Thread
11-17-2009, 08:53 PM
Hahhaha great connection/link.

LMingrone
11-17-2009, 09:02 PM
Having owned an alligator (and a dragon) I can tell you they are not easy to deal with. I always felt extremely bad feeding them frozen rabbits. Was also a pain to make sure my birds,ducks and cats were never close to them. Damn reptiles.

pabstblueribbon
11-18-2009, 01:02 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcxKIJTb3Hg

Also the 3rd pic needs a caption:
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/11/16/article-1228242-073BC77B000005DC-835_964x555.jpg

Aaahhh. Fucking hippos!



Yeah.

Celephais
11-18-2009, 02:26 AM
Hippos that shoot aligators out of their mouths, the safari version of dogs that shoot bees out of their mouths.

Methais
11-18-2009, 10:59 AM
It almost looks like it's giving oral birth to the alligator.

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-18-2009, 11:02 AM
It'd be cooler if it was a rhino. Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge your ass.

ElvenFury
11-18-2009, 11:14 AM
Also the 3rd pic needs a caption

http://i916.photobucket.com/albums/ad9/ElvenFuryPC/MasochistCroc.jpg

"Masochist Croc"

Whimsi
11-18-2009, 01:33 PM
Well no wonder this guy is running away:

http://whybenormal.today.com/files/2009/03/hippo-running-funny.jpg

Sean of the Thread
11-18-2009, 01:41 PM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/hippo_20on_20man.jpg

Kuyuk
11-18-2009, 02:30 PM
Well no wonder this guy is running away:

http://whybenormal.today.com/files/2009/03/hippo-running-funny.jpg

No wonder they're all fast.

Sean of the Thread
11-18-2009, 02:35 PM
No wonder they're all fast.


Racist motherfucker.

Kuyuk
11-18-2009, 03:02 PM
I was referring to the hippos, evidently they need to be able to catch up to get their meal?

ElvenFury
11-18-2009, 03:04 PM
I was referring to the hippos, evidently they need to be able to catch up to get their meal?

Oh, I thought you were referencing the obvious example of yet another black guy running away from his child support duties.

Sean of the Thread
11-18-2009, 03:07 PM
Oh that's a hippo? I thought that was a police officer chasing him. My bad.

Celephais
11-18-2009, 03:09 PM
Oh, I thought you were referencing the obvious example of yet another black guy running away from his child support duties.
That is so incredibly full of win.

Celephais
11-18-2009, 03:10 PM
http://files.myopera.com/Mathilda/albums/46883/Disturbingly%20Huge%20Camel%20Toe.jpg
Hippo Toe.

Sean of the Thread
11-18-2009, 03:14 PM
That's not a hippo toe it's the fucking grand canyon.

LMingrone
11-18-2009, 03:18 PM
http://www.jonco48.com/blog/hippo_20on_20man.jpg

What's up with all these animals not letting people steal their buckets?

Sean of the Thread
11-18-2009, 03:20 PM
So true, so true.

What's up with people not knowing they can get a bucket at Wally mart for like .50 cents...?

LMingrone
11-18-2009, 03:23 PM
For real. I have a picture somewhere of a diver stealing a Tiger Shark's bucket. Seriously dude, WTF are you thinking? Chum and a $1 bucket?

Methais
11-18-2009, 05:58 PM
Oh, I thought you were referencing the obvious example of yet another black guy running away from his child support duties.

http://www.uspoliticsonline.com/attachments/just-fun/8922d1206138563-how-not-win-votes-south-fathers-day-new-orleans.jpg

Suppa Hobbit Mage
11-18-2009, 06:20 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/funny-pictures-lolrus.jpg

Sean of the Thread
11-18-2009, 06:22 PM
lmao SHM.

good catch mang.