Suppa Hobbit Mage
03-11-2004, 04:23 PM
Paddy, Paddy, the Irish driver
Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a
few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his
horror he sees atree in the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that
there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves
again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a
slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to
avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and
brings his car to a stop.
The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what
on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the
officer stops him mid sentence and says,
"Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"
Paddy the famous Irishman is driving home after downing a
few at the local pub. He turns a corner and much to his
horror he sees atree in the middle of the road.
He swerves to avoid it and almost too late realizes that
there is yet another tree directly in his path. He swerves
again and discovers that his drive home has turned into a
slalom course, causing him to veer from side to side to
avoid all the trees.
Moments later he hears the sound of a police siren and
brings his car to a stop.
The officer, approaches Paddy's car and asks him what
on earth he was doing.
Paddy tells his story of the trees in the road when the
officer stops him mid sentence and says,
"Fer Chris sakes, Paddy, that's yer air freshener!"