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WRoss
11-10-2009, 12:23 PM
Especially habanero peppers.
Sean of the Thread
11-10-2009, 12:24 PM
And don't sniff your fingers after scratching your balls in that scenario either.

Might make you sneeze.
Asha
11-10-2009, 12:24 PM
Hasn't there been a thread especially for this before?
Either way. . Been there bro.
Been there.

/pity
Orp
11-10-2009, 12:59 PM
TMI http://www.ananova.com/images/web/1435250.jpg
Gelston
11-10-2009, 01:11 PM
Never apply icy-hot to your balls either. No matter how good it feels anywhere else.
Celephais
11-10-2009, 01:13 PM
Oh, and don't stick your balls into the fiberglass insulation in the walls...

Geez people, common sense.
Sean of the Thread
11-10-2009, 01:17 PM
Don't shove a glass cup up your ass either. Durrr.


(also avoid blow jobs from women wearing braces or who you just took out for a Mexicant dinner.)
AnticorRifling
11-10-2009, 01:49 PM
But wheelchairs and urine are fine.
Methais
11-10-2009, 02:56 PM
In other news, water remains as one of the world's wettest substances.
Cephalopod
11-10-2009, 03:17 PM
In other news, water remains as one of the world's wettest substances.

Which is why we have to bomb the moon to find more!
Sean of the Thread
11-10-2009, 03:28 PM
But wheelchairs and urine are fine.


I never claimed it was fine...

it was a disaster.
Stanley Burrell
11-10-2009, 03:33 PM
Which is why we have to bomb the moon to find more!

Asdfghj:

http://socialhoneycomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mooninites_explosion.png
Cephalopod
11-10-2009, 03:44 PM
Asdfghj:

http://socialhoneycomb.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/mooninites_explosion.png

Around these parts (MA), that picture constitutes terrorism.
TheEschaton
11-10-2009, 03:52 PM
Oh God, I was stuck on Storrow Drive for soooooooooo long that day. I don't even think there was one on Storrow, can't remember.
Xanator
11-11-2009, 12:39 AM
Oh God, I was stuck on Storrow Drive for soooooooooo long that day. I don't even think there was one on Storrow, can't remember.

Orange Line train got pulled back to either Community College or Sullivan Square, I forget which, and we had to sit there forever. I always hated sitting on the train with other human beings for a ten-minute commute. Two hours was like dying, going to hell, and finding out hell was really awkward and smelled a bit off.

And to cure spicy balls, try soaking them in milk.
EasternBrand
11-11-2009, 01:12 AM
Orange Line train got pulled back to either Community College or Sullivan Square, I forget which, and we had to sit there forever. I always hated sitting on the train with other human beings for a ten-minute commute. Two hours was like dying, going to hell, and finding out hell was really awkward and smelled a bit off.

And to cure spicy balls, try soaking them in milk.

As an added bonus, this will really give your eggnog that extra kick.
Sean of the Thread
11-11-2009, 01:38 AM
As an added added bonus you don't have to towel dry just let your cat lick em clean.
Back
11-11-2009, 03:30 AM
I am so grateful for the wisdom that is the PC. I was chopping hot chili peppers and was about to scratch my genitals but saw this thread.

Whew!

PC Win!