Beth's Tayre-Teasing Quote of the Day.

[Betheny]

And here it is.

MaimBeth: god
MaimBeth: i woke up and tayre was like
MaimBeth: OMG OMG OMG MADONNA AND OMG BRITNEY SPEARS OMG <spooge in pants>
MaimBeth: madonna's ugly.
MaimBeth: i would do madonna in the butt just to make her uncomfortable.

[Drew2]

maimbeth: i'm not your amusement whore!
Empath Tayre: lol yes you are
maimbeth: i hate you
Empath Tayre: i know
Empath Tayre: do me?
maimbeth: k.
Empath Tayre: w00t
maimbeth: i knew you'd put out eventually.
Empath Tayre: but i thought i was gay
maimbeth: so you can do me in the butt or smething
Empath Tayre: awesome

[Betheny]

Empath Tayre: Tayre is -dead- sexy
MaimBeth: uh huh
MaimBeth: me > you
Empath Tayre: you = teh suck
MaimBeth: yea right

[Betheny]

Oh, t his is good.

Empath Tayre: I hope you die of a dick through your eye
Empath Tayre: how's that?
Empath Tayre: what's the medical term for "dick in your eye"?
MaimBeth: I hope you die of SEX DEPRIVATION
Empath Tayre: TOO BAD I'M A VIRGIN
MaimBeth: <dies laughing>

[Drew2]

Maimara is a whore. This is right before that, so it makes more sense...

maimbeth: I HOPE YOU GET GHONNOSYPHILAIDS, AND YOUR GODDAMN DICK FALLS OFF
Empath Tayre: IT'S THE MSBLAST WORM YOU WHORE
Empath Tayre: I HOPE YOU DIE OF GHONNALALALA TOO
maimbeth: Ghonnalalalala?
Empath Tayre: Whatever the fuck you said
maimbeth: It's Ghonno- Syphil - Aids.
maimbeth: as in Ghonnorea, Syphilis, and AIDS

[Drew2]

OMG You knob queen Maimara... look what you did to me...

You exclaim, "FAG!"
>cough
You cough.
>'FAT!
You exclaim, "FAT!"
>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
>"I need to stop saying that.
You say, "I need to stop saying that."
>stare
You stare at nothing in particular.
>

An old huntress on her way to provide for her family overhears what is said. She gasps with disgust while quickly grabbing a bar of lye soap from her backpack.

The huntress says, "Tayre, I can't believe you weren't brought up with better manners than that. Maybe this will teach you a lesson!"

She then promptly washes your mouth out with the soap and continues on her way.

[Taernath]

Hahaha... You guys are around each other too much. Do you know each other IRL or something?

[Drew2]

Actually we just started talking like earlier this week.
She wants me.

[Betheny]

I want you... DEAD...

or something.

[Lord Whirlin]

Aww... they're like 6th graders... they both have massive crushes on eachother, and they don't know how to deal with it

[Betheny]

Name-calling deals with it quite well.

[Bobmuhthol]

Whirlin, get out of this message board. All Bob does is start trouble. Go to a different one..

[peam]

Inside joke threads on public message boards aren't funny.

Originally posted by peam
Inside joke threads on public message boards aren't funny.

I agree with Peam.

[StrayRogue]

Klaive just is jealous he isnt on the inside (except the 14 year olds he extorts).

[Betheny]

Session Start (AIM - MaimBeth:Empath Tayre): Sat Aug 30 14:21:16 2003
Empath Tayre: what's up?
MaimBeth: Not much, ho.
MaimBeth: gay yet?
Empath Tayre: no. maybe tomorrow.
MaimBeth: damn.
MaimBeth: you'dget more chicks if you pretended to be gay.
Empath Tayre: i would? Hmm.
MaimBeth: chicks dig guys they think they can't get
MaimBeth: you could pretend to let them ungay-ify you
MaimBeth: they'd feel good
Empath Tayre: LOL
Empath Tayre: That ever happened to you?
MaimBeth: no
MaimBeth: but i've never tried

I will drive him to homosexuality (Or at least fake homosexuality) yet. WITH GOD AS MY WITNESS... ah, screw it.

[Edited on 8-31-2003 by Maimara]

[longshot]

What the hell is this crap?

I know this is the off-topic section, but do you two honestly believe that anyone gives a shit about you two and your lame AIM conversations?

Do you really have to post them here?

Get a fucking life already!

It's bad enough that you post your stupid AIM logs here, but then you turn the message board into your own fucking AIM with your inane back and forth posts.

Peam is right. So is Klaive.

Why the hell would anyone want to listen to your stupid inside jokes?

Use AIM. Use U2U. Don't turn this board for it! How hard is that?

[Ilvane]

Okay..I will never ever say this again, but I agree with Klaive..:whines:

I really don't get the point of the posts myself. You guys seem to get your jokes to each other fine, so why share?

-A

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Ilvane
Okay..I will never ever say this again, but I agree with Klaive..:whines:

-A

I just knew this new Easton wouldn't go to waste!!!

All those that agree with Klaive, step in line!

Batter up!

[Edited on 8-31-2003 by Tsa`ah]

[Ilvane]

Oh be nice..

I agree with Peam too, does that help? :saint:

-A

[longshot]

Do you agree with me?

This board should not be an AIM toilet.

I just didn't say it so nicely...

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by Ilvane
Oh be nice..

I agree with Peam too, does that help? :saint:

-A

:lol:

You're not helping matters by any means.

But c'mon!!!

I just bought this bat not that long ago and I've got no horse to beat. :(

[Ilvane]

I agree with longshot too! :faints:

:bouncy:

-A

[peam]

Is the bat wooden or aluminum?

There's a strong gentlemen's agreement in place that mandates only wooden bats be used for beatings. Ben will back me up on this.

[Drew2]

I get the point. I think Maimara gets the point. I'll stop. I can't speak for her though. She'll probably try to kill your ass spiders first then stop. ::shrugs::

[Tsa`ah]

Originally posted by peam
Is the bat wooden or aluminum?

There's a strong gentlemen's agreement in place that mandates only wooden bats be used for beatings. Ben will back me up on this.

Damn technicalities!!! Damn them I say!!!

[Meos]

it's been my experience that when it comes to using bats, they'll use whatever stops you in your tracks, wood if your a pussy, aluminum if they're scared

So I kissed 'em up side the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat;
my name is mud

(Edited to add Primus lyrics)

(edited again because I'm an idiot)



[Edited on 8-31-2003 by Meos]

[Edited on 8-31-2003 by Meos]