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BriarFox
11-06-2009, 01:58 PM
Taking trade offers that might involve high-end blunts, highly padded fulls, or something else that would entice a blunt/shield cleric or a wizard. I'll also consider silvers, but it'd have to be a huge stack of them.

A old plain waraxe:

Typical both in design and shape, the waraxe is not embellished by any rare feathers or decorative semi-precious gems. The haft of the axe is carved of simple wood not from the rare trees of a long lost elven forest or crafted from the dhe'nari grounded bones of a Halfling. The double blades of the waraxe hold a soft gleam while being free of any imposing runes of death or destruction or symbols of chaos and power. In fact, the waraxe is quite ordinary. Heatless violet flames burn across the waraxe.
There appears to be something written on it.

>read wara
In the Common language, it reads:
"Ye Olde Dwarven Longbow"

+30, sanctified (takes Guiding Light flares and it's enchantable, flareable, etc), returning handaxe.

With a quick flick of your wrist, you deftly send a old plain waraxe into flight.
You throw a old plain waraxe at a zombie!
AS: +242 vs DS: +56 with AvD: +32 + d100 roll: +98 = +316
... and hit for 104 points of damage!
Shield arm removed at the shoulder!
The zombie stares at his mangled stump as if he is unable to comprehend that it is missing.

** Your plain waraxe pulses with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 15 points of damage!
Dazzling arc of energy traces blackened path across the zombie's back!

** Your plain waraxe pulses with a burst of plasma energy! **

... 10 points of damage!
Plasma lashes the zombie's weapon arm blistering flesh.

Your plain waraxe spins rapidly through the air, the blade whooshing audibly with each revolution. As it completes its arc, it reverses direction and lands solidly in your right hand, ready to throw again.

Roundtime: 4 sec.

Drew
11-06-2009, 10:21 PM
I've always LOVED this item.

Widgets
11-06-2009, 10:34 PM
Wow, this is fast. Already up for trade, after acquiring it :P

BriarFox
11-06-2009, 10:35 PM
Wow, this is fast. Already up for trade, after acquiring it :P

What you don't understand is that I bought it TO trade. I'm fishing for stuff to acquire something else I want.

Widgets
11-06-2009, 10:47 PM
What you don't understand is that I bought it TO trade. I'm fishing for stuff to acquire something else I want.

Nah I assumed so much, I was like...Why would he want a sancted returner :P

BriarFox
11-07-2009, 11:01 PM
Still available, though perhaps not for long. Couple potential offers in the air.

Durgrimst
11-07-2009, 11:02 PM
If you sell this, sell it to Dan!!!!!

BriarFox
11-07-2009, 11:03 PM
If you sell this, sell it to Dan!!!!!

Already talked to him and he made a silvers offer. Not *especially* looking for silvers, but I've at least promised to give him a heads-up if I trade it to someone else.

Danical
11-09-2009, 02:17 PM
?4u.

Can you bless a sancted weapon for those non-cleric/paladins?

Khariz
11-09-2009, 02:25 PM
?4u.

Can you bless a sancted weapon for those non-cleric/paladins?

No.

Gelston
11-09-2009, 02:28 PM
?4u.

Can you bless a sancted weapon for those non-cleric/paladins?

No.

BriarFox
11-11-2009, 12:27 AM
One last bump for this, then I'll likely auction it.

AestheticLife
11-11-2009, 12:43 AM
http://stoppopculture.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/huge-blunt.jpg


We trade?

BriarFox
11-11-2009, 12:44 AM
http://stoppopculture.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/huge-blunt.jpg


We trade?

I said high-end, man! You know damn well that kid could only afford cheap weed for that blunt.