I'm sorry Edine.

[Shalla]

:sniffle:

What did you do?

[Skirmisher]

Insert dramatic pause here.

[Shalla]

Well.. I look back to who I really wronged here.. and it was him. For I really went out of my way to irritate him as much as he irritates me. It wasn't like that before.

As for some people... I find they are as much guilty with giving everybody a hard time.. and bitching as I am. It's not like they don't do it themselves.

[Mistomeer]

I'm sorry I read this

[Shalla]

:lol:

That's not my problem.

[Wezas]

What about appologizing to me for that creepy u2u you sent me. I never got a response about what that was about. :lol:

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
:lol:

That's not my problem.

No, but this thread is your fault.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Wezas
What about appologizing to me for that creepy u2u you sent me. I never got a response about what that was about. :lol:


I remember only sending you 1 u2u. and it only said grr.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Mistomeer
No, but this thread is your fault.

Your fault for viewing it. ;)

[longshot]

:popcorn:

My heart is melting...

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla

As for some people... I find they are as much guilty with giving everybody a hard time.. and bitching as I am. It's not like they don't do it themselves.

I am always open minded, even tempered and sensitive to the feelings of others.

And if I have to pummel you about the head and shoulders to get you to see that I will.

Gunboat diplomacy, learn it, love it, live it.

[Shalla]

Oh be quiet. ;)

[Bobmuhthol]

I like soda. This thread deserves no explanation.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

I'm not positive, but I"m fairly sure someone in this thread...

GOT SERVED!

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I like soda. This thread deserves no explanation.

Soda will rot your teeth.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I'm not positive, but I"m fairly sure someone in this thread...
GOT SERVED!

Someone said that my arguements with edine is a repeating cycle. And I find it to be true, and I am tired of it.

So I'm being mature about it and admitting my wrong doing to him and apologizing. Whether or not he accepts.. it's his choice. I am not even asking for an apology from how he treated me just as badly.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

My advice...


http://www.bobbyloveville.com/072902givehead.jpg

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla

Originally posted by Suppa Hobbit Mage
I'm not positive, but I"m fairly sure someone in this thread...
GOT SERVED!

Someone said that my arguements with edine is a repeating cycle. And I find it to be true, and I am tired of it.

So I'm being mature about it and admitting my wrong doing to him and apologizing. Whether or not he accepts.. it's his choice. I am not even asking for an apology from how he treated me just as badly.

Who cares? OMFG someone in GS hates me! This makes me think of Warclaidhm talking about how he spent nights crying over the stuff that was posted on the boards.

[Shalla]

:no:

[Xcalibur]

How about keeping all this under u2u?

[Galleazzo]

You call that stuff soda? What kind of frigging Eastern Massachusetts dweeb are you? We call it TONIC here!

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
You call that stuff soda? What kind of frigging Eastern Massachusetts wannabee are you? We call it TONIC here!

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Lady Shalla
:no:

It's just a game, who cares? Besides, it's funny to make people mad.

[Mistomeer]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
You call that stuff soda? What kind of frigging Eastern Massachusetts dweeb are you? We call it TONIC here!

It's coke you yankees. Everything is coke. Even if it's Dr. Pepper, it's "Hey, you wanna coke?"

[Sean]

I thought she was talking about the boards not the game.

[Bobmuhthol]

She was.. I think.

[Shalla]

Originally posted by The Edine
Accepted.

sucker.

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[Pierat]

lol

[Shalla]

Dave.. I was kidding. :(

[Weedmage Princess]

Well since you two (Shalla and Edine) seem to have this need to be so snippy to one another, how about you guys atleast keep it "HERE." I'm sick of the shit spreading to every goddamn thread that one of you post in. Maybe you both enjoy it, but NO ONE ELSE DOES. So keep it here, or take it to IMs/U2Us and cut the shit. Thanks.

[Xcalibur]

Teeoncy is back on the track!

[Bobmuhthol]

<<So keep it here, or take it to IMs/U2Us and cut the shit. Thanks.>>

http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v99/Bobmuhthol/roger.jpg

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[LilHellcat]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Well since you two (Shalla and Edine) seem to have this need to be so snippy to one another, how about you guys atleast keep it "HERE." I'm sick of the shit spreading to every goddamn thread that one of you post in. Maybe you both enjoy it, but NO ONE ELSE DOES. So keep it here, or take it to IMs/U2Us and cut the shit. Thanks.

Damn girl you took the words right out of my mouth. I :heart: Weedie

[Skirmisher]

Just getting an X there yet again Bob. You sure it isn't you?

[Bobmuhthol]

I can see it, and it's on the same site as my picture, which people saw.

Not me.

[Mint]

I get the X too Skirm.

[Hulkein]

It is an X for me as well.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
I can see it, and it's on the same site as my picture, which people saw.

Not me.

Gettin the red X too, bob

::edited to add::

http://members.cox.net/legendwezas/redx.jpg

Might just be cached on your system, Bob.

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by Wezas]

[Sean]

I can see it fine.

But to stay ontopic .. I wish you two the best in working out your issues.

[HarmNone]

Heh. It appears that all of our computers are garbage, folks. I just get a red "X", as well. ;)

HarmNone, seeing red exes

[Hulkein]

This picture works -

http://forumspam.articblue.nl/post_related/pics/images/0703.jpg


On-topic... I think she posted it here rather then U2U it to him to show that she isn't too full of pride to apologize in public. :thumbsup:


[Edited on 3-10-2004 by Hulkein]

[Weedmage Princess]

His pic is red letters on a black background that reads "Roger."

[Latrinsorm]

It should say Wilco, and it should be posted by Edine and Shalla.

So um shalla, why dont you tell us what your idea of virginity is?

[Jenisi]

Can't we all just... get along? :!:

[Myshel]

I think apologizing is the right thing to do here in the boards, not only to say sorry but to let everyone know who has put up with the sniping back and forth thats its resolved. When I made a mistake in a post I apologized publicly, because he deserved it after slamming him in my post.

As you see after I accepted said apology she retracted.
I have also had a gag order placed upon me by a higher ranking friends on the boards, Though I give fair warning that if she gets out of line, lies again, Etc. I will not hesitate to bring it up, if not in a more localized area

Edit: TWTSC

[Edited on 3-11-2004 by The Edine]

[Shalla]

I was serious with my apology. My actions towards you is not entirely uncalled for. Since you know you do it to me just as badly.. not necessarily in boards.

Lies? Pfft! I didn't lie about anything. You and X can call me teeoncy all you want. I did not lie about my pics.. I am a bitch like you. And I give people a hard time like you do. So don't act as if you have not done any of these things.. because you do.

Do not threaten me that you would pounce on me.. That is the entire reason you people are accusing me of being a bitch for.. and for some reason.. you fail to see that you do it yourselves.

I was sorry for the way I acted.. but I certainly retract it now. Pounce on me you arrogant hypocritical dolt. and I will pounce on you. You call me a bitch when I'm not being a bitch.. Wait till you see when I'm really bitchy.

Edit: And this gag order you say about your so called higher ranking friends in this board. If they are oblivious to your actions towards me.. and do not find you blameless for all this.. then they are certainly blind and biased. But then again... You probably just said "I have higher ranking friends" to intimidate me. ::shudder:: I'm so scared.


[Edited on 3-11-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[HarmNone]

Can we not take this little war off the boards? It is a disagreement between two of you. It has nothing whatsoever to do with the rest of us.

Take it to IMs or U2U.

HarmNone

[Shalla]

Hey.. He's the one who was bringing up the "High ranking friends" who I would assume means moderators and administrators.

[Edited on 3-11-2004 by Lady Shalla]

[HarmNone]

Shalla, I do not frankly care what he brought up. I have asked that this battle between the two of you be taken off these boards. I have done so politely, and shall do so again.

Please, take this mini-war off the boards.

HarmNone

[Weedmage Princess]

Heh. I asked him to keep it localized and not let it spread from thread to thread, that's what he's referring to as a gag order. I wouldn't have dared ask that you two stop completely on the boards. It's already been requested--and ignored--by you both previously. Hopefully you guys will listen to Harm None.

[Myshel]

Bah, we all spoke to soon. Back to sniping.

[HarmNone]

Not if I can help it, Myshel! This garbage has gone far enough. If you want to fight among yourselves, there are any number of media through which you can do so. It is not necessary to do it here.

HarmNone has had it with this stuff

[Shalla]

I did listen. I apologized.. although I probably shouldn't have made that joke saying sucker.. but I said I was kidding to lighten the mood.

I listened to skirmisher.. to kranar and everybody else that this has gone too far.. and he goes on about the virginity thing. What the fuck? That is something I told him in private.

Like I said.. I already apologized... I don't care if you're too arrogant. I did not wait for your acceptance or offering your own apology. But do not threaten me by pouncing on me.. and saying you have "high ranking friends in this board"

You ARE a bitch. Guess what Dave.. I'm going to make you cry, I am a bigger bitch. Do not threaten me.

[Xcalibur]

BOOOOOOOOH INTERNET IS IMPORTANT

BOOOOOOOOH BOOOOH BOOOHOOOOO

Who cares damn it?

My grand-father died last night, I went to bed and sleep. I did NOT think of you, of him, of EVERYBODY from the forum.

Stop being a loser and shut up, we don't care if your life is affected in ANY percentage by the people from here, ok?

BOOH HE DOESN'T WANT MY APOLOGY I'LL MAKE HIM REGRET

Dumb teeoncy is back, and this time, she's cuter.

[HarmNone]

Shalla, that is enough! I have asked you nicely to stop it. Now stop it, or I will start deleting your posts. This has gone far enough, and if politeness won't get it, I shall find something that will.

HarmNone

[HarmNone]

X, please don't get into this. There is no sense in feeding the madness. I, the other mods, and the admins would really appreciate it if this kind of thing can be allowed to die a quick, painless death.

HarmNone

Shalla I did not threaten you with "high ranking friends" I was asked by a friend who happend to be a mod to stuff it "weedie" so i am respecting her request and doing so.

[Shalla]

I have had it with this thread as well. With the constant fighting. It took alot of guts and persistance on myself to apologize to someone who has threated me just as badly to stop the arguements between him and I. And he threatens that he will pounce on me if I make a mistake? He even brings up a private conversation we had about my being a virgin to FURTHER the arguement.

I will do everything I can to ignore him.. his post.. not address him.. not antagonize him.. EVEN IF HE SAYS SOMETHING STUPID. I will not say anything. But if he addresses me in any way.. comments about me.. DO NOT HOLD ME RESPONSIBLE FOR MY ACTIONS.

[Edited on 3-11-2004 by Lady Shalla]

you took what I posted completely diffrent than it was ment, I was yelled<well not yelled but asked to stop> at and i accepted it and hope you will do the same.

[HarmNone]

Fine, Shalla. Now....SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT HERE! I have had enough!

HarmNone

[Shalla]

Originally posted by The Edine
you took what I posted completely diffrent than it was ment, I was yelled<well not yelled but asked to stop> at and i accepted it and hope you will do the same.

You did not do the same. You went on to question IN PUBLIC mind you.. about my thoughts on virginity.

You are so full of it. I have had it with you.

I will ignore you.. ENTIRELY after this post.. Address me.. or comment on me.. like I said, do not hold me responsible for my actions.

I am done with you.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Wow, Harmnone said FUCK.

I'm wearing beige socks today and am going to a screening at IMAX about Nascar tonight. KICK ASS.

[HarmNone]

Shalla, that had best be your last post on this issue. :mad:

HarmNone

[GSLeloo]

~hides from HarmNone~

[longshot]

:popcorn:

[Atlanteax]

Interesting...

What's next on "Days on Players' Corner" ? :rolleyes:

[GSLeloo]

Edine falls into a coma in which SpunGirl vows to stay by him always but instead she meets Hulkein, whom she suddenly can't resist! Shalla falls down a well and the town mourns, but is she dead? Who is the mysterious blond walking around that looks like Shalla! To find out, Tune in tomorrow...

[Atlanteax]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
Edine falls into a coma in which SpunGirl vows to stay by him always but instead she meets Hulkein, whom she suddenly can't resist! Shalla falls down a well and the town mourns, but is she dead? Who is the mysterious blond walking around that looks like Shalla! To find out, Tune in tomorrow...

Sounds like good stuff!! :popcorn:

[Solkern]

Harmnone needs a hug.

[Ambrosia]

I love Harmnone. I want to be just like her when I grow up! :thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

You should offer classes or something, I'd pay well.

[Nieninque]

Originally posted by Solkern
Harmnone needs a hug.

[SpunGirl]

Excuse me plz, I am not waiting for Edine while he is in his coma. Instead I will seperately romance both Tsa'ah and Tijay, keeping each one a secret from the other until I am torn apart by the guilt and must make a decision.

I will choose Tijay but have Tsa'ah's child, whose parentage will remain a secret until he is 16 and gets into a horrific motorcycle accident and HIS BLOOD TYPE IS REVEALED AHHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!

Then Lalana will choose this as her prime opportunity to steal Tijay away from me, because she has always been scheming to get him, and at this time Edine will wake up from his coma and forget who everyone, including Shalla, is.

-K, writing for soaps

[Weedmage Princess]

What about me?! What about meeeeeeeeee???

::cries::

[Caiylania]

Weedmage is the grandmother to Spun and Tsa'ah's child (even though Tijay thinks its his) and when the truth is revealed she looses it and runs off to marry Anticor!!

Mint and Celeri run a nursery together but alas!! Some evil villian burns it down. WHO YOU ASK WOULD BURN down their nursery????

Who else but...........

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.
.

Edaarin!!

Then X and Sponge come in and really start to warp things.

As Elanthia turns

[Weedmage Princess]

I quit, I am NO ONE'S GRANDMOTHER ::storms off in typical diva fashion::

dont break a hip....

[Weedmage Princess]

I hate you Edine. I just want to put that out there for everyone.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by The Edine
dont break a hip....

Weedie, you have to admit that was funny.

Cradle Robber, Anticor is young enough to be your son.

[Weedmage Princess]

I'd also like to announce that I hate Wezas as well.

when she says hate she means love
weedie <3 The Edine

[Weedmage Princess]

No way, man..

its ok you have "old timers" disease

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by The Edine]

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
I'd also like to announce that I hate Wezas as well.

Our plan worked, Edine.... and it wasn't that difficult.

[HarmNone]

Heh. Actually, Solkern, while I might not have really NEEDED a hug, hugs are always welcome! So, thanks to Nieninque for the hug! :D

This is an wonderful example of a bad thread gone good! These mini-dramas are cracking me up! :lol:

HarmNone, who is giving lessons to Ambrosia in the art of true Bitchhood. All interested parties should DUCK! ;)

[Myshel]

A serene beautiful lady (all glowy and everything) appears at the hospital, lays hands on the afflicked and they arise healed, but still whining and she serenely states...
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.
.
"Shut the fuck up!"

[Chadj]

My two cents without reading a single post in this thread:

I'm not sorry Edine. You r teh sux0rz

[HarmNone]

Chadj, do not start this all over again! This thread has taken a good turn and people can have fun with it. Take your personal grievances outside the boards!:moon:

HarmNone, with her stick close at hand

[Miss X]

No insulting the hotness that is Edine! ;)

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Caiylania
Mint and Celeri run a nursery together but alas!! Some evil villian burns it down. WHO YOU ASK WOULD BURN down their nursery????

Who else but...........

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.
.
.
.

Edaarin!!

No! It is really I! Not dark, profane, nasty Galleazzo, but happy go lucky bright and cheerful Galleazzo! What possible reason would a kinder, gentler Galleazzo have for torching a nursery full of kittens, puppies and small children?? Bahahahahaha!

[cue organ music]

[Caiylania]

<<No! It is really I! Not dark, profane, nasty Galleazzo, but happy go lucky bright and cheerful Galleazzo! What possible reason would a kinder, gentler Galleazzo have for torching a nursery full of kittens, puppies and small children?? Bahahahahaha! >>

Luv yah man. But I meant the plant kind :D

food

[Mint]

Originally posted by Galleazzo

Originally posted by Caiylania
Mint and Celeri run a nursery together but alas!! Some evil villian burns it down. WHO YOU ASK WOULD BURN down their nursery????

Who else but...........

.
.
.
.
.

Edaarin!!

No! It is really I! Not dark, profane, nasty Galleazzo, but happy go lucky bright and cheerful Galleazzo! What possible reason would a kinder, gentler Galleazzo have for torching a nursery full of kittens, puppies and small children?? Bahahahahaha!

[cue organ music]

Because he heard that Testosterone was hiding out there plotting world domination. Happy with his handiwork he turns to leave. At this exact moment across town a deeply satisfied Snapp leaves the townhome of Wezas. Whistling a jaunty tune he fails to see the car careening toward him as he crosses the street to his car. Turning in horror he sees behind the wheel the angry face of...

[Solkern]

Ok, you guys need a hobby.....

[Bobmuhthol]

And then you all died for being retarded.

[Solkern]

Solkern out of nowhere, kills everyone in the soap opera, and the rest of world lives happily everafter.....

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by Solkern]

[Mint]

Solkern and Bob just want to be included in the storyline. Anyone want to write them in?

[Solkern]

Actually I really don't

[Bobmuhthol]

I concur.

[Mint]

Me think they doth protest too much (my apologies to Shakespearean lovers everywhere).

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Caiylania
Luv yah man. But I meant the plant kind :D
So who says puppies, kitties and small children couldn't visit a plant nursery?

(Fuck, man, I torched a whole PLANT nursery? Full of green growing things that didn't do me no harm? Aw, man, that sucks, I like nurseries, I grow bonsai. Oh, wait. I'm a bad guy. Also not profane. Besides which Testy's there. Gotta get with the program ... )

... dashing across the street, holding Testosterone's severed head in a sack (and Testy's severed genitalia in a crumbled Bazooka Gum wrapper), DarkGalleazzo swirls his cape menacingly, blows a kiss to Mint behind the wheel of her UberBus. He swings on in at the stop, carolling in a low, mellifluous voice, "I have my pass right here."

Dribbling the sack down the aisle to the back, he sings to himself:

"Every day I get in the queue
(Ohhh, Magic Bus!)
To get on the bus that takes me to you -
(Ohhh, Magic Bus!)
I don't care how much I pay -
(Ohhh, Magic Bus!)
I wanna ride my bus to my babee each day!
(Ohhh, Magic Bus!)"

[Mint]

You made me laugh Galleazzo :O

Oh, and poor Testosterone...

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Mint
Solkern and Bob just want to be included in the storyline. Anyone want to write them in?

Heh. I would not bother. Just ignore those who constantly seek, but cannot maintain, the limelight. It seems to me that more are enjoying the story-making than not. Those who are not are not tied to a post and being forced to read. :)

HarmNone

[Galleazzo]

Hah, poor Testy nothing. He's dead. Can't feel no more pain. I'M the poor SOB carrying his nuts in a gum wrapper. I tell you, man, this villain gig ain't that hot!

[Caiylania]

Mint careens her bus through a crowd of milling people, barely avoiding mass murder as she whips it around a corner, only to smash into....

[HarmNone]

The Magic Bus containing Mint, Galleazzo, and the severed remains of the unfortunate Testy speeds through a residential neighborhood, makes a right onto a busy thoroughfare and squeals to a stop behind a Tasty Freeze.

Galleazzo opens the passenger-side window and slings the bubblegum wrapper holding Testy's family jewels in the general direction of a dumpster that is brimming over will all sorts of other offal. His throwing arm gets tangled in his flowing cape and he misses his shot. A menacing Chihuahua grabs its prize, growls at the world in general, and shouts to his mangy cohorts: "Haul ass, guys! I've got dinner and the chase is on!"

[Mint]

Okay, don't leave me in the bus with Galleazzo now...

[Solkern]

Solkern shoots himself.

[HarmNone]

Well, you could get out and chase the chihuahua and company. That is, if you think a bunch of mongrels, one chihuahua, and Testy's privates are better company. :D

HarmNone

[Mint]

Mint applauds Solkern

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by Mint]

[Caiylania]

Galleazzo, not caring about the dog's prize, orders some ice cream cones and hops back on the bus. Offering Mint one, he encourages her to floor it so she, not being able to resist the temptation of Tasty Freeze, agrees.

Only for a deranged Spong to jump on. As Mint drives from stop to stop, she has to hear Spong's idea to turn the Bus into a traveling brothel while Galleazzo laughs his ass off and eats ice cream.

Then, at the next stop, a group of three people get on. Tijay, Weedmage, and Harmnone!!

What will happen now??

[DeV]

:popcorn:

How entertaining, and Ive seen Harmnone in a wholly different light. Now I dont feel so bad for saying fuck all the time.

Harmnone :socool:

[Betheny]

Group hug and get it over with, for God's sake.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Caiylania
Galleazzo, not caring about the dog's prize, orders some ice cream cones and hops back on the bus. Offering Mint one, he encourages her to floor it so she, not being able to resist the temptation of Tasty Freeze, agrees.

Only for a deranged Spong to jump on. As Mint drives from stop to stop, she has to hear Spong's idea to turn the Bus into a traveling brothel while Galleazzo laughs his ass off and eats ice cream.

Then, at the next stop, a group of three people get on. Tijay, Weedmage, and Harmnone!!

What will happen now??

The trio is being chased by transit cops! Mint, figuring discretion is the better part of valor, pops the emergency brake, jumping from her seat and diving out the door. Weedmage, brave soul that she is takes the drivers seat shutting the doors in the cops faces and shouting 'we don't need no stinking professional driver!' ...

[HarmNone]

As the bus speeds through the city streets, a strange moaning is heard from the rear. By the Grove! It is the ghost of an angry Testy, searching for its missing gonads and delivery mechanism. The eerie moaning puts everyone's nerves on edge as it moves closer and closer to the front of the bus where the small group of friends is gathered. Galleazzo turns, seeking the location from which the moans are emanating....

[Caiylania]

Mint tries to mingle into the crowd watching as the bus screeches away again, to what fate we wonder!!

But, damn! She backs into Caiylania who grab's Mint's arm and drags her over where Lalana is standing, grinning impishly and holding a box of thin mints!

She then reveals that what Weedmage doesn't know is that her cohorts aboard the bus are going to hold her hostage until she admits her secret love for Thin Mints and eats a whole box of them!

[Scott]

This thread seriously scares me.

[Betheny]

Not me, I haven't read it, and I probabaly won't.

[Wezas]

About now is where they need glorious 4-way sex.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Caiylania
Mint tries to mingle into the crowd watching as the bus screeches away again, to what fate we wonder!!

But, damn! She backs into Caiylania who grab's Mint's arm and drags her over where Lalana is standing, grinning impishly and holding a box of thin mints!

She then reveals that what Weedmage doesn't know is that her cohorts aboard the bus are going to hold her hostage until she admits her secret love for Thin Mints and eats a whole box of them!

With superhuman strength Mint grabs Caiylania flinging her into Lalana and dashes away never to be seen again. At this exact moment Gemstone101, out for a stroll with his chihauaha (who oddly enough is holding a bag in its mouth) gets knocked to the ground by the two struggling women...

[Wezas]

"My Weed!" shouts Gemstone101 as the dog is run over by a car. "Whew" he says, "The weed is still in tact". "Hey, was that Edine that just ran by in a speedo? It was either Edine or someone smuggling grapes over the border!"

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by Wezas]

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by Wezas]

[Scott]

That's what I get for opening my mouth..... :grr:

[Solkern]

Solkern comes back to life, shoots gemstone101 and himself.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Solkern
Solkern comes back to life, shoots gemstone101 and himself.

Mint applauds AND cheers...

[Solkern]

Oh he failed to mention as the bullet wizzed through Gemstone101's head, it nailed mint right between the eyes.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Solkern
Oh he failed to mention as the bullet wizzed through Gemstone101's head, it nailed mint right between the eyes.

:lol:

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Caiylania
She then reveals that what Weedmage doesn't know is that her cohorts aboard the bus are going to hold her hostage until she admits her secret love for Thin Mints and eats a whole box of them!

"But, but, but," cries Galleazzo imploringly out of the window of the careening bus, "I like my Mints the way they are!" Sensing that his words are escaping into nothingness in the wind, he finishes his mint chocolate chip cone (w00t!) kicks out the window, leaps for the PCornerTown Bag Balm Festival sign hanging across the street, and dangles from it for a long moment, oblivious how the cranberry-studded wreaths hanging from the sign are staining his rad kewl charcoal grey villainous threads!

Fluid as a striking serpent, he draws his .44 Auto-Mag, and pulls out a fresh clip, before realizing in consternation that what he has to recharge his weapon is a hot, throbbing, pulsing eye-of-Tamzyrr diamond ...

[Solkern]

Oh did i mention the bullet that went through my head hit Galleazzo between the eyes also.

[Galleazzo]

"NOOOOOO," screams Galleazzo as he bounces up and down from the wire like a yoyo with the trots, seeing Mint go down in a gout of incarnadined snow -- you all knew it was starting to snow, right? -- and, finding a proper clip of .44 magnum whackers, starts to spray fire at Solkern with a fanatic's ferocity, heedless of the screaming Pumpkin Dancers lining the street for the start of the Bag Balm Festival Annual Townie Parade. Whereupon ...

[Mint]

Vengeance is good...

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Solkern
Oh did i mention the bullet that went through my head hit Galleazzo between the eyes also.
Dude, you can't whack me yet. I'm the villain. Ain't supposed to die until the end. Besides which I just used "incarnadined" in a sentence, don't that get me props?

[Mint]

Originally posted by Galleazzo

Originally posted by Solkern
Oh did i mention the bullet that went through my head hit Galleazzo between the eyes also.
Dude, you can't whack me yet. I'm the villain. Ain't supposed to die until the end. Besides which I just used "incarnadined" in a sentence, don't that get me props?

You are not the villain because you torched and beheaded Testy...pay attention.

[Galleazzo]

Oops. Sorry about that, my bad. Got to plead that I was euphoric over Caiylania giving me ice cream and then distraught over you copping one.

[Solkern]

As Galleazzo Sprays his fire at Solkern, Solkern screams like a girl!
as he get shot in the arm and leg, still alive, he grabs Gemstone101's body and uses it as a body shield for the incoming fire.
Solkern yell's "Galleazzo your going to burn in hell for this!"
Solkern crawls away into a nearby store, where he reoloads his gun...and prepares for the monstrosity of the battle that has begun.

[Mint]

heh, Solkern screams like a girl...

It needed repeating, sorry, carry on...

[Solkern]

I know i tossed that in for kicks :smilegrin:

[Shari]

Edited because I'm way behind on the posting.

I had this whole thing posted but since things have calmed I will be good and behave myself.

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by Jesae]

[Galleazzo]

"I ALREADY AM, CATCH UP!" Galleazzo screams -- very deeply and resonantly and non-girly, for someone with a steel wire jammed into his crotch -- and squeezes off the last round, turning poor Gemstone101's head into a close replica of a watermelon dropped off of a listing zeppelin. Just like the zeppelin overhead with the words "Goodyear" crossed out and the new slogan "I Pwned Bill Gates" scribbled in!

Anyhow, Galleazzo furrows his brow (pausing briefly to say "Oh golly my" and brush the blood from his scalp wound away), and drops the now-empty Auto-Mag to the ground. Noting that Solkern just ran into the sporting goods store and all he has left for weapons is a Fairbairn, a gravity knife, two CIA letter openers, a Tech-9, a Minigun, the Maltese Falcon, a tightly sealed jar with Bob's armpit hair inside, and his cameo with a grainy scan of Mint's high school yearbook picture, he gives his head a grim shake.

Then, noting the idling bus, he eyeballs the large glass windows of the sporting goods store, and smiles slowly .....

[Edited on 3/12/2004 by Galleazzo]

[Galleazzo]

Dropping from the wire with as much Bondesque fluidity as a man with a bleeding head wound and having been jocked on a steel wire can manage (not a whole lot), Galleazzo hops back into the bus, ignoring Edine in speedos holding a bag of UberWeed in his hand, and asking a random signalling strip, "Dude, how much is the fare to get to Panama?"

While Galleazzo searches for the keys, he hears that unearthly moaning once more, and glances over to the side, where a deathblack dark sorceror's cloak embroidered with a sable dragon breathing ebon flames picked out in jet twitches like unto a thing alive! He pulls up a corner, and gasps aloud!

For there is HarmNone, wearing a royal blue Wicked Weasel bikini, and she is .....

[Caiylania]

<------is laughing her ASS off

BOB's ARMPIT HAIR and the Maltese Falcon??? OMG

---------------

On her stolen motorcycle, Caiylania followed the bus, and now seeing the ongoing gun fight she jumps off the cycle and let's it skid into the store where Gemstone101 is hiding.

The huge fireball sends her flying back into the buss, where Galleazzo drops the Maltese Falcon on her by accident.

Standing up carefully, she brandishes the Falcon in front of her and yells........ THIN MINTS FOREVER

[Caiylania]

Suddenly she hears the strangest moaning, but faints in horror at the sight of so many people in speedos and bikinis.

[Bobmuhthol]

My contribution to this thread:

HEY! WHA' HAPPENED?

[Shari]

You know what's sad? This is probably the best roleplaying we've had in MONTHS and it isn't even in the game!

<ducks her head, running>

[Atlanteax]

Holy Crap!!!

:popcorn:

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
My contribution to this thread:

HEY! WHA' HAPPENED?
Dude, you got your armpit hair shaved off by Knight Templar as a bio weapon, keep up.

[Caiylania]

As the bus gets more crowded, Galleazzo starts pulling out Bob's armpit hairs from his collection and whipping them towards the ghost of Teste's ass. (or is that past??)

Screaming abounds as everyone tries to flee from Weedmage's rath over Caiylania throwing thin mints at her. Tijay valiantly jumps in front of the women to try and help Galleazzo fight off the evil spirit.

Not having any of that crap, a Thin Mint / Samoas cease fire is called and everyone starts to attack the spirit when Galleazzo DROPS his CIA letter openers and Testes spirit grabs them up, weilding them two handed style.

Spong, not wanting the bus to be trashed before it can be turned into a house for mature people, starts to fight with Harmnone (WHOSE IN A BIKINI) about how to best solve the problem.

Harmnone punches Spong out and struts her stuff.

Testes approaches with his flailing Letter openers though, and the aisles are full. Will our heroes succeed?

Or be beaten down by some dead balls?

[Galleazzo]

"Holy Frickering Fricassee!!!" Galleazzo screams (again, in a manly man deep voice) as he whips the bus out of idle in a dead bead for the Finestkind Feed Store, Sporting Emporium and Gun Nut Shack, where Sol hurriedly thumbs shells into the nineteenth shotgun he's loaded up.

Tooting Mint's name in Morse code on the bus's horn, our intrepid ex-rascal draws his Tech-9 and takes steady aim at Testy's shade making like a Benihana chef snorting torn-up and shredded back issues of Martha Stewart Living. But -- no!

For as the bus lurches from side to side -- you think Galleazzo has a fricking Class Two license? -- HarmNone lurches with it, Wicked Weasel-bikini clad chest first, fouling his aim! What's a poor multitasking vengeancedog to do?

[Bobmuhthol]

:( Galleazzo didn't get my reference to A Mighty Wind.

[Solkern]

As I lie await in the sporting good store, I note that I only have a few clips left, so I steal some from the store, I hop on one of the bikes and I speed out of there, shooting wildly trying to cover myself accidenly popping an old lady in the knee
I scream as I chase after Galleazzo....I catch up and Galleazzo fails to notice I am behind him.....I slowly raise the gun and pull the trigger, shooting him in the right ass cheek!

[Mint]

Originally posted by Solkern
As I lie await in the sporting good store, I note that I only have a few clips left, so I steal some from the store, I hop on one of the bikes and I speed out of there, shooting wildly trying to cover myself accidenly popping an old lady in the knee
I scream as I chase after Galleazzo....I catch up and Galleazzo fails to notice I am behind him.....I slowly raise the gun and pull the trigger, shooting him in the right ass cheek!

Galleazzo lets out a squeak (a manly one mind you) and swerves wildly when WHAP he runs right over Edine in his speedo....

[Solkern]

Solkern almost falls off his bike, from laughing so hard. but he speeds away!

[Mint]

Originally posted by Solkern
Solkern almost falls off his bike, from laughing so hard. but he speeds away!

Galleazzo gives chase! Solkern pedals furiously but the bus gains on him....

[Bobmuhthol]

And kill the motherfucker once and for all, ending this thread and stupidity.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
And kill the motherfucker once and for all, ending this thread and stupidity.

Solkern sees Bobmuhthol ahead. Time is short, the bus is gaining so he aims his bike straight at Bob. Galleazzo floors it but solkern swerves at the last second and the bus hits Bob! Slamming on the brakes Galleazzo reverses and runs over his body again!

edited again and again because I suck
[Edited on 3-12-2004 by Mint]

[Edited on 3-12-2004 by Mint]

[Solkern]

WE all take a moment in silence, at this great moment, Then Solkern spins around and unloads a clip at Galleazzo....he doesn't know if he hit him, but Solkern hears screams of pain from in the bus....
Solkern then jumps off, and hops into a taxi...

[Trinitis]

I'd hate to..you know..disrupt or anything. But what does this have to do with the topic of the thread? :bye:

[Bobmuhthol]

>Mint
*** PsiNet alias "Mint" became "wtrick sattack rat"
You let out a shrill yell and leap, spinning through the air and into the fracas!

You swing a claidhmore at a giant rat!
AS: +220 vs DS: -5 with AvD: +31 + d100 roll: +36 = +292
... and hit for 135 points of damage!
Eye crushed by a hard blow to the face!
The giant rat collapses to the ground, emits a final squeal, and dies.
Roundtime: 8 sec.
>

[Mint]

HAHAHA:

>cbone Bobmuhthol*** TypoHelp: Converted "cbone ver" to PREP 1106 and CHAN Bobmuhthol

You focus your thoughts while chanting the mystical phrase for Bone Shatter...
Your spell is ready.
>You channel at Bobmuhthol.
You concentrate intently on Bobmuhthol, and a pulse of pearlescent energy ripples toward him!
Warding failed!
Bobmuhthol shudders with moderate convulsions as pearlescent ripples envelop his body.
Bobmuhthol is smashed for 150 points of damage!
... 75 points of damage!
Nice blow to left arm!
Cast Roundtime 3 Seconds.

[Edited on 3-13-2004 by Mint]

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by LordAdredrin
I'd hate to..you know..disrupt or anything. But what does this have to do with the topic of the thread? :bye:

Nuttin', ya ninny! Just hush!

HarmNone :D

[HarmNone]

HarmNone enters the fray, her Wicked Weasel bikini beginning to show the strain of too little trying to hold up too much. Taking in the carnage at a glance, she targets those still standing with a tremendous swing of her bountiful, bouncing boobs.

Would-be warriors scatter like ten-pins, emitting high-pitched squeals of pain as they bounce off the walls of nearby buildings. Harm quickly gathers up the firearms and places them carefully in the back of a catering truck that is conveniently stopped at the red light on the corner. When the light turns green, the catering truck lumbers off.

"Now, you mangy pack of puling pissants, fight with your fists like men or give it up and each of you buy the other a freaking corsage!"

heh harmnone has big tits

[Mint]

It went from soap opera to action/adventure to Playboy channel material. I am in awe.

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by Mint
It went from soap opera to action/adventure to Playboy channel material. I am in awe.

That comment cracked me up! The first thought that entered my mind was: Isn't that what happens to almost every thread posted here? :lol:

HarmNone

[Sean]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
And kill the motherfucker once and for all, ending this thread and stupidity.

I'm with bob on this one.

[HarmNone]

Personally, I am much happier with this thread the way it is than I was with the way it started out. :)

HarmNone

[Xcalibur]

no

I won't terminate my sentence.

Actually, you won't even start it. ;)

[Edited on 3-13-2004 by Madame qui ne blesse personne]

[Edited on 13-3-04 by Xcalibur]

[Solkern]

Solkern kills all


THE END!

[GSLeloo]

You all missed one key point in soap opera lives.. there has to be a huge disasters every X amount of time to bring the entire cast together!

And as all the posters were gathered together in their meeting to discuss todays topics, the entire building shook! Parts of the ceiling began to fall as they learn the the building is on fire! the only way to survive is for the entire cast to try and stick together and help each other out. But ONE person won't make it! Who will it be?!?! Will it be Edine dying while saving a puppy in the fire? Or will Weedmage sacrifice her life to push HarmNone out of the way of the falling rafter? Will Spungirl and X finally admit their true desires as they are trapped in the elevator together, uncertain of if they will be alive tomorrow?

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Xcalibur
[Edited on 3-13-2004 by Madame qui ne blesse personne]

[Edited on 13-3-04 by Xcalibur]


Bwahahaha, look at the Canadian Date.

[Bobmuhthol]

roffle

[HarmNone]

Actually, most of Europe puts the day first, then the month. We in the US are the oddballs. ;)

HarmNone

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Actually, most of Europe puts the day first, then the month. We in the US are the oddballs. ;)That's what they said about the guy who first wore pants. Just because we're different means we're right. :D

[HarmNone]

You were there the first time a guy decided to put on pants? :O

Hey, Weedie! This guy, Latrinsorm, is OOOOOLD!

HarmNone :D

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by GSLeloo
You all missed one key point in soap opera lives.. there has to be a huge disasters every X amount of time to bring the entire cast together!

And as all the posters were gathered together in their meeting to discuss todays topics, the entire building shook! Parts of the ceiling began to fall as they learn the the building is on fire! the only way to survive is for the entire cast to try and stick together and help each other out. But ONE person won't make it! Who will it be?!?! Will it be Edine dying while saving a puppy in the fire? Or will Weedmage sacrifice her life to push HarmNone out of the way of the falling rafter? Will Spungirl and X finally admit their true desires as they are trapped in the elevator together, uncertain of if they will be alive tomorrow?


ROFL :lol:

[Skirmisher]

Leloo is really good at this.

Thats kinda freaky.

But carry on.

[Weedmage Princess]

If Edine dies, can I be the one killing him?

[Wezas]

Yes, have weedie beat him to death with her walker.

[Weedmage Princess]

I'd like to kill Wezas too...via a lead enema.

[Wezas]

Um, can someone write me out before that happens?

Little help Harmnone?

[Weedmage Princess]

No...it's too late!!! ::pulls down welder's mask, engraves the name WEZAS in calligraphy on the bullet shaped enema::

[HarmNone]

HarmNone rushes off to fetch the necessary equipment for Wezas' enema. We would not want a constipated Wezas, now would we? Good thinking, Weedie! :D

HarmNone, the helpful

[Mint]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
If Edine dies, can I be the one killing him?

Galleazzo nailed him. Er with the bus, killed him dead already (for a almost-not-villainous-guy he sure gets to kill off a lot of people in this story).


Originally posted by Wezas
Um, can someone write me out before that happens?


In this great work of literature people dont get written out, they get killed off...try to keep up.

That reminds me, we left Wezas in a post coital stupor after a visit from Snapp. Got a little sidetracked by all the gunfire and speedos and the cookie wars...

[Weedmage Princess]

Now, now just wait a minute! Wezas gets offed by the lead enema. I can handle not getting to kill Edine, but Harm None and I MUST get to kill Wezas with the exploding lead enema.

...or he can survive it. He'll just....never be "the same." Either way, he gets it.

[GSLeloo]

Of course i'm good at this! i watch GH every day after school. I could write better story lines than they do.

[Latrinsorm]

Originally posted by HarmNone
Hey, Weedie! This guy, Latrinsorm, is OOOOOLD!If you weren't old enough to be my mother, that might have more sting to it. :D :D :D

[Mint]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Now, now just wait a minute! Wezas gets offed by the lead enema. I can handle not getting to kill Edine, but Harm None and I MUST get to kill Wezas with the exploding lead enema.

...or he can survive it. He'll just....never be "the same." Either way, he gets it.

Hurt him badly Weedmage. Make him take one for the team. Whatever that means.

[Weedmage Princess]

Yeah he's taking one for the team alright... ::snickers::

[Skirmisher]

Hahahahaha...take one for the team.....hahahahaha.

It's just all the funnier cause Mint said it.

im not worried Weedie will be cought with a crack pipe and crack in her wheelchair before she gets to kill either one of us

[Wezas]

Jesus, you fuckers are mean. And to think I found your first avatar when you came to the boards, Mint. And Harmnone, you know how much I respect you and your kindness.

Weedie, though, is an old hag. Jointritis!

http://www.jointritis.com

[Weedmage Princess]

C'mon, Leloo!!

Write the story!! ::glares at Wezas and Edine::

[GSLeloo]

Er ok! So all survive the fire except for Ben who randomly appeared out of nowhere when he wasn't in the original incident to begin with. The town mourns but quickly forgets the death and begins to move back into their normal routine. Wezas soon discovers he impregnated Maimara and Maimara told him he would never see his child. Weedmage discovers that Edine cheated on her with the owner of the puppy he saved (Who was Mint) and weedmage begins to plot how she will murder Edine.

HarmNone and Kranar finally say their vows but the honeymoon is quickly halted as the mobster Xcalibur shows up with a bomb strapped to him, confessing his undying love for HarmNone and demanding she leave with him. Spungirl is discovered running away, unable to face what happened between herself and X in the elevator. Adredin discovers her hiding in an abandoned warehouse and after hearing her tale, decides that it is up to him alone to protect and nurture Spungirl. Will Adredin's caring turn into love? Will X blow him and the happy couple up? Is HarmNone pregnant?!

[Galleazzo]

Galleazzo emerges from the wreckage of the bus, pausing to spit a broken tooth out ..... bouncing on the sidewalk next to the crumpled sheet-clad form of Mint. Hesitating only to sniffle in his suppressed grief (so much so he just barely leers at HarmNone's bounteous and really-not-all-that-concealed-at-all charms), he reaches for the holsters at his side and draws his prized .45 caliber pearl handled Smith & Wesson yierka-spurs, whipping them around in a scintillating display of pearlescent fire. Hoping that Solkern never has seen Raiders of the Lost Ark, the avatar of vengeance hobbles up the street, pausing but briefly to hand the sack of enema supplies purchased at Baxter's Pharmacy to Weedie ...

[Weedmage Princess]

You forgot the part where Weedie takes a step back and realizes...WTF I WAS WITH EDINE?! ..then rushes off to drown herself in her toilet bowl.

[Wezas]

Banged Maimara? Definately a better story then the enema.

[Mint]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
You forgot the part where Weedie takes a step back and realizes...WTF I WAS WITH EDINE?! ..then rushes off to drown herself in her toilet bowl.

People, people...Edine is dead already! No worries Weedmage. The rest of you try and keep up.

And WTF...I had something goin with Edine?? Good thing I am dead too cause I'd have to kill myself all over again.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Mint

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
WTF I WAS WITH EDINE?!

Edine is dead already!

And WTF...I had something goin with Edine??

OMG you two slept with a dead guy. Sick!

[Mint]

Wezas needs to hush up, bend over, and take his medicine like a man.

[Wezas]

Originally posted by Mint
Wezas needs to hush up, bend over, and take his medicine like a man.

Hush Edine lover.

[Weedmage Princess]

Double lead enema for Wezas. With a little shock treatment to prepare the "area" prior to the enema.

[Galleazzo]

Galleazzo pulls himself up short. Hello ... isn't he a freaking CLERIC?? Tossing the yierka-spurs to either side and hitting his knees beside Mint's juicing body (somewhat painfully, his kneepads being at home and the bullet wound in his fanny not doing much to lend balletic grace to his movements), he pulls back the sheet, mutters "Damn, 12 per anyway, got to get her patched before I raise her," under his breath, before bellowing "EMPAAAAAATH" at the top of his not-inconsiderable volume.

[Mint]

No....

[Galleazzo]

"Hush, you're dead," he mumbles distractedly as he roots through his saddlebags for Tincture of This and Ointment of That and Somethingorother Root Tea. "Eureka! I have it! Ilvane's Superfine Best Good Brew of Pulmonary and Cranial Excellence! Why this'll cure just about anything short of scrofula and third-stage STDs!" Galleazzo waves the really rather delicate bottle in mid-air, his thumb at the cork!

[W00t! What a thread to have one's 1000th post in!]

:cool:

[Mint]

Originally posted by Galleazzo
"Hush, you're dead," he mumbles distractedly as he roots through his saddlebags for Tincture of This and Ointment of That and Somethingorother Root Tea. "Eureka! I have it! Ilvane's Superfine Best Good Brew of Pulmonary and Cranial Excellence! Why this'll cure just about anything short of scrofula and third-stage STDs!" Galleazzo waves the really rather delicate bottle in mid-air, his thumb at the cork!


*Mint's soul was just lost to the demonic!

(yes this is GS 3)

[Caiylania]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
You forgot the part where Weedie takes a step back and realizes...WTF I WAS WITH EDINE?! ..then rushes off to drown herself in her toilet bowl.

But...... was the seat down??

[Weedmage Princess]

Yes...while flushing repeatedly I managed to strangle myself against the seat, thus ensuring my death.

But again the death of Mint and myself happens after this:

Wezas lies still and whimpering in an abandoned log cabin somewhere deep in the woods of rural Kentucky, shackled to what appears to be an operating table--his eyelids taped open with thin strips of duct tape while facing very large posters of Martha Stewart nude. Harm None sits on the floor, surrounded by candles and chanting while Mint finishes prepping the shock treatment mechanisms.

Weedmage says, "We must remember to reward Galleazzo handsomely for his assistance in this." while boiling the lead components in a blue liquid. She then turns to Wezas and grins maniacally.

::best Deliverance voice:: I'm gonna make you squeal like a pig!

Mint picks up a banjo and the scene then fades to black as she strums a few chords.

[Galleazzo]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess--his eyelids taped open with thin strips of duct tape while facing very large posters of Martha Stewart nude.

OMFG!!!

Man, that does it for me. It's gonna take frigging electroshock to get that image out of my mind. No, not the garters too!!!