Can I dropkick a girl in the head for doing this?

[LMingrone]

Soooo.....

I was about to go to dinner with the woman and her family last night. We got in a small argument and I decided not to go. Her uncle is a ticket broker and he went out with them. Turns out he had about 10 tickets for tonights game (right behind homeplate...real expensive). Just because we were in a fight, and to spite me, she got herself one but not me :( :( I don't think I've ever been this mad in my life.

I drove around all night, because if I went home, shit was gonna go down. So I come home at 4am and she actually asks me if I can baby sit her brothers so she can go. HELL NO! Now I have to do something I've never done and hope the Yanks lose tonight. SHE'S TAKING IT ALL AWAY!!!!

So, can I dropkick her?
/I already took her ring off while she was sleeping hehehehhe.

[BigWorm]

Soooo.....

I was about to go to dinner with the woman and her family last night. We got in a small argument and I decided not to go. Her uncle is a ticket broker and he went out with them. Turns out he had about 10 tickets for tonights game (right behind homeplate...real expensive). Just because we were in a fight, and to spite me, she got herself one but not me :( :( I don't think I've ever been this mad in my life.

I drove around all night, because if I went home, shit was gonna go down. So I come home at 4am and she actually asks me if I can baby sit her brothers so she can go. HELL NO! Now I have to do something I've never done and hope the Yanks lose tonight. SHE'S TAKING IT ALL AWAY!!!!

So, can I dropkick her?
/I already took her ring off while she was sleeping hehehehhe.

You sealed your fate when you didn't go to the dinner.

[4a6c1]

Quit being a pussy and get over it. It's just a game. Life goes on. There are more important things to whine about.

[LMingrone]

Yeah, I know.

But can I still dropkick?

/Oh, and the extra tickets he didn't give out, he gave to Red Sox fans.
//Punches wall.

[Archigeek]

Yeah, you're screwed, but that is just plain brutal. Patrick O'Brian once wrote that nothing ruins a marriage faster than moral high ground.

[Baelog]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/15/128765559872414423.jpg

[Doughboy]

Thankfully for you baseball sucks. :)

[LMingrone]

But I love baseball!!! And I wanted to wear my Reggie Miller jersey like I always do in NY. It's a fun social experiment. Though, I've almost been jumped more than once for doing it.

[Sean]

I think you're allowed to murder her brothers.

[LMingrone]

One of them kicked me in the face when I took him trick or treating, and it hurt, so I agree. He did apologize and give me a pikachu(sp?) doll. So I'll hold off....for now.

[radamanthys]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/cunt-punt-demotivational-poster.jpg

[Drisco]

Find her ticket and rip it up and say you haven't seen it. You will feel better.

[Latrinsorm]

No. Be a man.

[Asha]

No. Be a man.

lololol

Too easy so I'm letting it go. x

[LMingrone]

I'm as man as they're made baby.

[LMingrone]

Just to clarify, I'm not serious about kicking a girl in the face over a baseball game. She's the last girl I'll ever be with and I forgive everything. Just sucks balls when someone you love does something they know you want just to spite you, ya know? /end seriousness

[Sean]

If your girl is angry at you and wants to take me to the game I'll cancel my plans and accompany her.

[LMingrone]

Can you make it a week long trip? I need about a week off to cool down.

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Just sucks balls when someone you love does something they know you want just to spite you, ya know? /end seriousness

Like not go to dinner with the family?

[Sean]

Can you make it a week long trip? I need about a week off to cool down.

Depends on if they win or not and how much spare cash she has in her purse.

[LMingrone]

Well she has my credit cards, if that works.

[Latrinsorm]

lololol

Too easy so I'm letting it go. xKEKEKE ^_^

[Paradii]

Over world series tickets? I'd break up with her. Period.

[Paradii]

Like not go to dinner with the family?


World series ticket =/= dinner with their boring ass family.

[Androidpk]

Yeah, I know.

But can I still dropkick?

/Oh, and the extra tickets he didn't give out, he gave to Red Sox fans.
//Punches wall.

I wouldn't condone dropkicking your girl. You do, however, have my permission to a bust a nut on her face while she sleeps.

[LMingrone]

Plus I have dinner with them every other night anyway.
For anyone calling me a whiner: let's say your favorite artist of all time, Kenny G, was coming around for his last concert. Your husband can get free front row tickets, and he just gets one for himself. YOU'D BE SAD TOO!!!

I mean, come on. You're going to miss this? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LYjusrFXjs&feature=channel

Going to have a good time with Jose Cuervo, the only thing that loves me back :(

/No disrespect to Mr. KG. He used to hang out at Sally's in New Haven, met em a bunch of times, good guy.

[ElvenFury]

Over world series tickets? I'd break up with her. Period.

This. Unless you've got kids with her, or she's the best lay EVER, kick her ass to the curb.

[LMingrone]

I'm already scheming. I'm thinking about taking my cat and birds to my other place. I have templates and the materials to make "missing" milk cartons. (don't ask why). Put those bitches in the fridge. Walla. Instant freak out. And every Yankee item I have, and there's alot, is going into storage tomorrow. I've been with her for 10 years, so she'll get my joke. Right?

Bunch of more ideas, and I have 24 hours to plan.

[Allereli]

guess who's watching the pre-game warmups now? YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!1111!!1!!!1

[Sean]

guess who's watching the pre-game warmups now? YOUR GIRLFRIEND!!!1111!!1!!!1

Cold as ice. He'd probably rather hear that she's being boned by someone else.

[LMingrone]

Cold as ice. He'd probably rather hear that she's being boned by someone else.

Damn straight!

[Androidpk]

Well now that you mention it...

[Methais]

Find her ticket and rip it up and say you haven't seen it. You will feel better.

Find her ticket and go to the game.

[LMingrone]

I'm pretty sure a few people on here know where I live, and her phone number. Put on your hat Sherlock.

And screw all these Sherlock commercials.

[Methais]

I'm already scheming. I'm thinking about taking my cat and birds to my other place. I have templates and the materials to make "missing" milk cartons. (don't ask why). Put those bitches in the fridge. Walla. Instant freak out. And every Yankee item I have, and there's alot, is going into storage tomorrow. I've been with her for 10 years, so she'll get my joke. Right?

Bunch of more ideas, and I have 24 hours to plan.

Do all that, plus...


I'm pretty sure a few people on here know where I live, and her phone number. Put on your hat Sherlock.

And screw all these Sherlock commercials.

...call or get someone to call her with some "emergency" that will make her have to leave the game. Like get someone to call and say you just got run over or something.

If you're just gonna break up with her, do all that anyway first.

[LMingrone]

...call or get someone to call her with some "emergency" that will make her have to leave the game. Like get someone to call and say you just got run over or something.

If you're just gonna break up with her, do all that anyway first.

That would not be good. Her/my grandmother got ran over by a car and killed recently (I posted about it). I'm not going to break up or anything, I'm just gonna get back in twisted ways. I dug up her facebook password though, more fun to ensue.

[NocturnalRob]

just go to game 7

[LMingrone]

That's why I'm hoping they lose tonight. I'll get 1 ticket off of stub hub tomorrow and hop on the train. And when I get home I will rub it in so hard, oh so hard.

[RichardCranium]

You really don't need a reason to dropkick a girl in the head.

[LMingrone]

I guess it's better to not have a motive, and I can't even jump that high anymore.

[RichardCranium]

I'm disappointed as a Red Sox fan that I didn't get one of the tickets.

[Sean of the Thread]

http://zembla.cementhorizon.com/archives/jesus-yankees.jpg

[NocturnalRob]

I guess it's better to not have a motive, and I can't even jump that high anymore.
target random female midgets

[RichardCranium]

target random female midgets

If you even have to explain this, they're probably a lost cause.

[Drew]

Now this thread is much funnier.

[LMingrone]

What's funnier is I forgot I put money on the Yanks to win the championship against the odds before the season started. $ always makes me feel better!!! Thanks for the email Bodog!! I <3 u!

[Back]

Soooo.....

I was about to go to dinner with the woman and her family last night. We got in a small argument and I decided not to go. Her uncle is a ticket broker and he went out with them. Turns out he had about 10 tickets for tonights game (right behind homeplate...real expensive). Just because we were in a fight, and to spite me, she got herself one but not me :( :( I don't think I've ever been this mad in my life.

I drove around all night, because if I went home, shit was gonna go down. So I come home at 4am and she actually asks me if I can baby sit her brothers so she can go. HELL NO! Now I have to do something I've never done and hope the Yanks lose tonight. SHE'S TAKING IT ALL AWAY!!!!

So, can I dropkick her?
/I already took her ring off while she was sleeping hehehehhe.

Sounds like her connections are more important than she is.

[LMingrone]

Sounds like her connections are more important than she is.

Give me a break. The girl saved me from being a deadbeat fool. She gets whatever she wants...from me.

Tell me that when I give her my SL500 for Christmas. Not mine, but the exact model:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Mercedes-Benz_SL500_silver_open.jpg/800px-Mercedes-Benz_SL500_silver_open.jpg

This is one connect I wanted/needed though. I think I deserved 1 ticket. I'll be driving in my pimpin' Chevy Cobalt. I R good guy. And i was just venting, as I've been stuck at home watching the stupid game. I think I have the right to complain.

[Back]

Give me a break. The girl saved me from being a deadbeat fool. She gets whatever she wants...from me.

Tell me that when I give her my SL500 for Christmas. Not mine, but the exact model:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a0/Mercedes-Benz_SL500_silver_open.jpg/800px-Mercedes-Benz_SL500_silver_open.jpg

This is one connect I wanted/needed though. I think I deserved 1 ticket.

I dunno man. What exactly is it you want?

[LMingrone]

What? I was complaining about not getting a Yankees ticket, not going all emo and trying to off myself. I have everything I want. Well, until I have my first kid.

[Back]

Sounds like you want someone else to fix you.

[LMingrone]

Yeah right. I don't have the time or energy to train someone else to deal with my crazy self. Plus the sex is >good. Oh, and I love her (AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW).
And how do you get to the point that I need to be "fix"ed? I have a pretty normal, happy life.

[droit]

Fail for falling into Backlash psychoanalysis.

[LMingrone]

No, fail for drinking too much and posting all my BS.

[Rolis]

you should sleep with a cheap prostitute, get herpies then spead it to her. Yea, that should teach her. Then she will think twince before she pulls that on you again.

[RichardCranium]

If you drive around in that convertible by yourself I have some bad news for you...

[RichardCranium]

No, fail for drinking too much and posting all my BS.

No such thing.

[Sean of the Thread]

Rofl nice avatar RC.

Fucker.

[Allereli]

did you at least have sex when she got home?

[NocturnalRob]

with her, that is.

[LMingrone]

did you at least have sex when she got home?

Working on it. She did bring me back shirts and a bunch of other crap. And some Knick tickets for tomorrow night. Word.

[ElvenFury]

Working on it. She did bring me back shirts and a bunch of other crap. And some Knick tickets for tomorrow night. Word.

Dude, you're whipped. No matter what argument we're having, withholding WS tickets in my house would be instant 2012.

[Methais]

I have everything I want. Well, until I have my first kid. Then it will be all gone.

Fixed.

[LMingrone]

Good point. Why I don't have one yet.

[NocturnalRob]

And some Knick tickets for tomorrow night. Word.
I'm sorry...are you implying that a ticket to some random Knicks (they suck donkey cock) game makes up for not getting an amazing ticket to Game 6 of the World Series?

dude...wtf?

[Methais]

I'm sorry...are you implying that a ticket to some random Knicks (they suck donkey cock) game makes up for not getting an amazing ticket to Game 6 of the World Series?

dude...wtf?

LMingrone---->http://www.weilassociates.com/~/media/Firm%20Galleries/Organizations/1/9/0/2/1902676/Lions.ashx<----LMingrone's wife

[NocturnalRob]

hahahah...pwnt

[Celephais]

The funny thing is that not being whipped got him into this mess...

It appears all you're doing by letting her off the hook is proving to her that all she needs to do to control you is squeeze your balls, cause they're officially hers now.

[Allereli]

what was the argument about to begin with?

[LMingrone]

what was the argument about to begin with?

I was told to shave when I didn't want to. Yes, that's how it started, and escalated from there. I'm an idiot.

This thread isn't going how I wanted it to.

/Edit Her parents just showed up wasted at my house. More fun for Larry.

[radamanthys]

I was told to shave when I didn't want to. Yes, that's how it started, and escalated from there. I'm an idiot.

This thread isn't going how I wanted to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbPXprKOybw

You lose all of them.

[Allereli]

I was told to shave when I didn't want to. Yes, that's how it started, and escalated from there. I'm an idiot.

This thread isn't going how I wanted it to.

/Edit Her parents just showed up wasted at my house. More fun for Larry.

rofl too funny. Go Yanks

[LMingrone]

Scrubs? I thought I deserved better than that!

[NocturnalRob]

it's your face. why the fuck should you have to shave?

seriously. your cock in her ass fixes this pretty quickly.

[Stanley Burrell]

Yo L, hold up, lemme leave a message on your cell and all will be well with the cosmos.

Not really, that sucks, but hold up.

Edit: BASTARD! You ruined everything :(

[Allereli]

http://www.clinique.com/images/cms/product/mw/mpp/d_200906_men_shaving_img_crop.jpg

good stuff

[Celephais]

This'll make a great story to tell your kids one day, you know, to explain why they all have fetal alcohol syndrome as you drink your sorrows away for the rest of your life.

[Methais]

I was told to shave when I didn't want to.

You shoulda shaved your balls and been like "Ok let's go!"

And worn a thong backwards for extra emphasis. Turtle wax if you really wanna make a statement.

[LMingrone]

It was a joke. I'm going to read some C&H, thanks for that.

[Celephais]

Turtle wax if you really wanna make a statement.
? ... turtle wax? I mean, I would have understood if you just said wax, but turtle wax? I'm home all day tomorrow and I might be kinda bored, so if you could please explain to me how to use turtle wax, I'm game.

Unless you just mean to shine it up after shaving... still wouldn't use car wax for that.

[Methais]

? ... turtle wax? I mean, I would have understood if you just said wax, but turtle wax? I'm home all day tomorrow and I might be kinda bored, so if you could please explain to me how to use turtle wax, I'm game.

Unless you just mean to shine it up after shaving... still wouldn't use car wax for that.

Turtle wax has a better ring to it than just wax.

And yeah, for shiny purposes. You want the light reflecting off your shaven balls to completely blind them.

[radamanthys]

Turtle wax has a better ring to it than just wax.

And yeah, for shiny purposes. You want the light reflecting off your shaven balls to completely blind them.

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum- it's breathtaking.

[Allereli]

Anyone ever try the Nair for Men spray?

[LMingrone]

BallsOn! Apply directly to testicles! BallsOn!

[BigWorm]

Anyone ever try the Nair for Men spray?

Do not EVER put Nair on your ball sack. Ever. Trust me on this one.

[Methais]

Do not EVER put Nair on your ball sack. Ever. Trust me on this one.

Does it give you that burning sensation, like that morning after you black out at a stripper's house?

[LMingrone]

http://photobucket.com/images/jessica%20alba/

^ An apology for my whining. Even the females should like it!.

[Paradii]

Does it give you that burning sensation, like that morning after you black out at a stripper's house?

It's more like the morning after you teabagged a bowl of battery acid

[radamanthys]

It's more like the morning after you teabagged a bowl of battery acid

Is it worse than tiger balm?

[LMingrone]

I once used a jar of homemade horseradish to cook. Don't ever try that. I went to take a quick bathroom break. FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Paradii]

Is it worse than tiger balm?

I am not qualified enough to make that call.

[Celephais]

Turtle wax has a better ring to it than just wax.

And yeah, for shiny purposes. You want the light reflecting off your shaven balls to completely blind them.
Okay, so you're not advocating hot waxing the hair off your balls?

[Methais]

Okay, so you're not advocating hot waxing the hair off your balls?

Correct. If you did you'd be hardcore though. Didn't Steve-O hot wax his balls once?

[Stanley Burrell]

I think I've said this on these boards, but when I was but a wee lad, I got jealous of the attention and sympathy some kid in the neighborhood was getting because he had poison ivy rashes.

So, being the enviously constructive child that I was, I went into the woods and rubbed poison ivy all over my body. And I will tell you this:

It is possible, at least from past experience involving my prepubescent balls, to get poison ivy dermatitis all over your nads and tiny pp.

This answers all questions in the current thread and I ask that a moderator locks it.

I shall do further experimentation for the good of all scrotums.

[NocturnalRob]

in the vein of SB sharing too much, running through the woods with my shirt off as a little kid in Louisiana is now why i have scar tissue all around my left nip. poison ivy is no joke, folks.

the more you know.

[Celephais]

... that's it! Rub poison ivy on your junk before doing it with her! The perfect revenge.

[ElvenFury]

... that's it! Rub poison ivy on your junk before doing it with her! The perfect revenge.

I'm going to write this one down for later. Luckily for me, I'm immune to poison ivy.

[NocturnalRob]

Luckily for me, I'm immune to poison ivy.
Prove it!!

[Celephais]

I'm going to write this one down for later. Luckily for me, I'm immune to poison ivy.
You can call it the "elven fury".

[ElvenFury]

Prove it!!

Ok. I'll let Tisket come over and rub me down with it. How's that?

[NocturnalRob]

she's busy right now. i'll send her over when she's done waxing my scrot.

[ElvenFury]

I'm sure she's flattered to be in such high demand.

[NocturnalRob]

she fucking better be, or next time i'm using a larger ball gag

[LMingrone]

Hell with poison ivy. Try getting bit by a deer tick. Paralysis, and tripping like Hunter S. Thompson for about a week is massive fun (aka: hell on earth). Lyme Disease ftw.