My sandwich is better than yours.

[Bobmuhthol]

Okay, I just feel like taking a bunch of pictures..

People are always, "j00 ooze 2 mush muzterd 0n j00r sandwitch!!!!" I believe this to be false.

You be the judge:
http://img33.photobucket.com/albums/v99/Bobmuhthol/sandwich.jpg

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by Bobmuhthol]

[Skirmisher]

Hrm...I'm just seeing an X here also for some reason.

[Bobmuhthol]

People need to not suck.. or something.. it's probably your ISP as it hasn't been up long.

[Artha]

Needs rye bread.

[longshot]

Originally posted by Artha
Needs rye bread.

You didn't even toast the bread!

That's fucking pathetic!

One kind of meet, a gimpy slice of cheese and some bootleg french's mustard????

That's your sandwich????

I'm really dissappointed.

The ultimate sandwich should have toasted bread. Something other than white bread is preferrable. If you are going to use white bread, than it should be a triple decker. Vegetables are essential to a sandwich. Lettuce and tomato, when cold, add a freshnesss to the sandwich. If you are truly a master, you can incorportate sandwich stacker pickles, alfalfa sprouts, and even cucembers.

Next, the mustard should be flavored. Or, if you are going to use the, "I have no creativity and am boring as fuck, so I will use french's mustard", then at least add some hot sauce, or secondary seasoning to the sandwich.

I will excuse this transgression as a result of your youth, but I expect to see better sandwiches from here on out.
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edited becaue I'm completely wasted out of my scull.

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by longshot]

[Suppa Hobbit Mage]

Yes, I am disappointed in Bob's sandwich as well.

Edit: forgot to add!

YOU GOT SERVED!.. BUT DON"T SERVE ME THAT WEAK SANDWICH!

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by Suppa Hobbit Mage]

[Bobmuhthol]

That has nothing to do with the amount mustard.

[Skirmisher]

Suppa Hobbit is like... down and stuff.

And I dont take issue witht he amount of mustard, just the type.

Use some nice stone ground mustard or at least gouldens or a good dijon.

[Artha]

Ham and swiss is a great sandwich.

You ruined it by not putting it on rye, though.

[Galleazzo]

That's swiss? Fucking sandwich is pwned. That looks like generic shrinkwrapped pissweak cheese.

No toasted sourdough? No tomato or lettuce or red onion? No manly mustard? Pissweak cheese?

FUCK THAT SANDWICH

That thing is gross man!

Why don't ya just suck on the end of the mustard bottle?

[Drew2]

Um, I totally make my sandwiches like Bob. Just with less mustard.

What's the point of spending 20 minutes making something you'll eat in 5?

There is none, I say. I if I want a good complicated sandwich, I'll go to Subway, thanks.

Oh shit, I don't eat condiments at all...

Cheese, Ham, Bread, 2.8 seconds, gone in a minute, thats the end of that.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Oh shit, I don't eat condiments at all>>

You're missing out, man. Condiment sandwiches are good if you're too lazy to make anything else, or poor.

[Drew2]

Yeah I totally need some moisture in a sandwich. A dry sandwich is nasty.

[Mint]

The sandwich needs mayo. Lots and lots of mayo. Then and only then will it be edible.

[Weedmage Princess]

Too much mustard, needs some mayo, maybe a lil lettuce and tomato.

What kind of ham is that, by the way? Looks like the packaged Oscar Meyer stuff. Boar's Head plz. Thanks.

Mayo is horrible!

2/3rds Oil and an egg doesn't sound good to me. And the EGG isn't cooked!, its whipped!

:shudders:

I don't like ranch based salad dressings either.

Its all about the Oil and Vinegar!!

[Bobmuhthol]

<<What kind of ham is that, by the way?>>

Imported Krakus ham.

[Mint]

I don't usually slather mayo but with that much mustard you need balance.

[Weedmage Princess]

::ponders:::

Lancer, what type of Girl Scout Cookie did you vote for?

Oh let me go vote! I didn't see the thread!

[Bobmuhthol]

The only condiment that goes with mustard is ketchup. In fact, those are the only condiments that deserve to live.

And I don't think you'd want ketchup on a sandwich unless you're gross. The mustard stays.

Ketchup is nasty.

My son likes it, and I didn't know to shake it, cuz I don't eat it...and it was all nasty watery...

:shudders:

[Mint]

I will chalk it up to your tastebuds needing a bit more maturation. Although this comes from someone that wouldnt try pepperoni on her pizza until she was 19.

[Weedmage Princess]

Lancer = Likes "Lemon Drop" cookies ::gag:: And Thin Mints (aka Keebler's grasshopper cookies packaged in Girl Scout's packaging) ..and he doesn't like mayo.

Lancer therefore is a communist and a Sean/Ganryu lover like Tsa'ah. ::nods, flees::

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

Yea I tried lettuce on my tacos when I was 21... Because Taco Bell forgot to take it off! BASTARDS!

Yea I am a communist! I always said in School it was a good idea, just needs tweaking...

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess

Lancer therefore is a communist and a Sean/Ganryu lover like Tsa'ah. ::nods, flees::

[Edited on 3-10-2004 by Weedmage Princess]

Doh, I think that last edited part was a hit though!

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by Weedmage Princess
Too much mustard, needs some mayo, maybe a lil lettuce and tomato.

What kind of ham is that, by the way? Looks like the packaged Oscar Meyer stuff. Boar's Head plz. Thanks.

This is why Weedie kicks ass. :D

[TheEschaton]

Obviously, you all don't know the uber l337-ness of the Naz Farm Sandwich.


peanut butter, jelly, mustard, and cheese, on bread. Fill in brands as you wish, but I like:

Peter Pan crunchy
Smucker's strawberry
A good sharp cheddar
dijon mustard
and just regular old wheat bread.

-TheE-

[Skirmisher]

Down with Peter Pan PB.

Skippy Creamy rules.

Bow down before its greatness.

[TheEschaton]

Skippy????????



WTF, are you like 2 years old? Do you buy the frickin' mixed PB and J in the can?

Jesu Christo.

-TheE-

[Bobmuhthol]

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omg i'm dying from laughing so hard.

THANKS A LOT JERK.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by TheEschaton
Skippy????????

WTF, are you like 2 years old? Do you buy the frickin' mixed PB and J in the can?

Jesu Christo.

-TheE-

I'm not quite sure what inspired that reaction.

Perhaps you are confusing this horrid beast:
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:U7DdPXo8CaUJ:www.reasors.com/new_items/06_june/lg_Goober_Straw_18z_Smucker.jpg



With this culinary wonder:

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:A4oAiyYdAOoJ:www.myamericanmarket.com/skippy.gif

[TheEschaton]

No, I wasn't, I was just relating the age Skippy is targetted towards as the age where one would consider PB mixed with J in the same can as a good idea.


I mean, who was the ad wizard that came up with THAT one?

-tehE-

[Bobmuhthol]

Yes.

[Meos]

PB+Marshmallow fluff = good

[Trinitis]

Just for Bob.


http://www.everythingsbusted.com/sandwiches.html

Edit : Its some weird guys website of "cute ladies eating sandwhiches!" Heh.

[Edited on 3-11-2004 by LordAdredrin]

[Bobmuhthol]

Holy shit. I love you.

[Trinitis]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
Holy shit. I love you.

Dude, your giving me the creeps..don't say that.

[Latrinsorm]

Think outside the bun.

<-- has eaten two sandwiches his whole life.

[insert spasmodic Bob-eqsue gif repeating "TACO BELL" "PWNZ" here]

[Myshel]

Peanut Butter (Peter Pan) + Bananas on toasted Wonder Bread.

Cuban Hoagie Roll spread with Mayo
Salami
Sliced Deli Pork
Ham
Dill Pickle Stackers
Provolone Cheese
Pressed on the George Foreman Grill.

[Edited on 3-11-2004 by Myshel]

[Edaarin]

My sandwich maker is better than a Foreman grill.

Her name is Michelle.

Seriously though, I love my real sandwich maker. It closes the crust and melts whatever's inside.

[Skirmisher]

Originally posted by Edaarin
Seriously though, I love my real sandwich maker. It closes the crust and melts whatever's inside.

Yah, those are sweet.