Yay facebook! Seriously who has fucking cybersex now days..

[Sean of the Thread]

that doesn't have an active account with SIMU that is.

Got this in my inbox today.

November 3 at 11:02am
"hey do me favor, dont message me anything thatll get me in trouble! Not that you have but my hubby has all my passwords and can and will check FB and emails periodically! But anyway, im really glad FB reaquanted us but theres one problem.....I cant stop thinking about you. soooo.....maybe we have have a little cybersex sometime? My hubby gets home at 430 evry day so if you are ever online during the day find me, ill make it worth your while :)"


Lol seriously. One of you pervs can do it for me if you want... or I do it and pull I remove my wizard hat and robes shit on her.

[Reawing]

that doesn't have an active account with SIMU that is.

Got this in my inbox today.

November 3 at 11:02am
"hey do me favor, dont message me anything thatll get me in trouble! Not that you have but my hubby has all my passwords and can and will check FB and emails periodically! But anyway, im really glad FB reaquanted us but theres one problem.....I cant stop thinking about you. soooo.....maybe we have have a little cybersex sometime? My hubby gets home at 430 evry day so if you are ever online during the day find me, ill make it worth your while :)"


Lol seriously. One of you pervs can do it for me if you want... or I do it and pull I remove my wizard hat and robes shit on her.

Dude, just one person's advice...leave this one alone.

-Reawing

[Atlanteax]

Is this the "mysterious woman" that was over your place?

[4a6c1]

!!

Cyber with her/it and only use Bloodninja word for word. Then post on PC.

Thx. Bai

[LMingrone]

Even better. Facebook her hubby and let the hilarity ensue.

[AnticorRifling]

Even better. Facebook her hubby and let the hilarity ensue.

The force is strong in this one.

[LMingrone]

PM me her Facebook URL. I'll get the lulz going.

[Celephais]

You know all those threads where you post "I got beat up last night for no reason", when you post the one you're brewing right now, this thread counts as a reason.

[Sean of the Thread]

Is this the "mysterious woman" that was over your place?


Lol no. This was girl who had a crush on me in high school.


I should totally bloodninja her.

[Drew]

Cyber as a girl.

[Sean of the Thread]

You know all those threads where you post "I got beat up last night for no reason", when you post the one you're brewing right now, this thread counts as a reason.


Nah I'd only do it for lol factor and as a practical joke on her.

We were both dating other important people back then when we had our fling. Her important person turned into her husband however...

Was exciting however. Lol at the memories of sneaking around in HS.

[Sean of the Thread]

Cyber as a girl.


Well she is bi and they did full swaps for awhile but something there obviously didn't work out.

I've already got a few of my own bloodninja ideas brewing but it's already making my imagination run wild. Don't to piss her off really.

[LMingrone]

Screw Bloodninja, go GS on her.

"Sean casts focused implosion on your cooter."

[Methais]

Screw Bloodninja, go GS on her.

"Sean casts focused implosion on your cooter."

Don't stop there. Throw in AS/DS/CS/TD formulas too, complete with colorful descriptions.

Actually you should cyber with her, but pretend you're gay and forgot she's a woman.

[Gan]

LIGHTNING BOLT!

LIGHTNING BOLT!

LIGHTNING BOLT!

[Clove]

Meateor swarm.

[Methais]

pee in her butt

[Parkbandit]

Well she is bi and they did full swaps for awhile but something there obviously didn't work out.

I've already got a few of my own bloodninja ideas brewing but it's already making my imagination run wild. Don't to piss her off really.

Feel free to post a pic of her

[4a6c1]

http://i682.photobucket.com/albums/vv183/rojodisco/untitled-1.jpg

[Atlanteax]

http://www.little-gamers.com/comics/2009-11-02.gif

[Sean of the Thread]

Ok now's the time to start giving me some ideas.

This was at 9:36

"listen i have to leave to take xxxxxxxxxxxxxx its literally 3 minutes away so im logging off but get on later or stay on and ill be right back k? and then we can get naughty
ok?"

[ElvenFury]

You should make this thread into a poll so the PC can choose what bizarre fetish you have to convince her to roll with.

[Sean of the Thread]

Lol that wouldn't have been a bad idea.

But here is your chance I'm sure I can get her to do some stupid shit without realizing it.

she said her hormones are so raging right now she could go outside naked and hump the grass.

Lol what an image.


*I told her I don't cyber and she was like well don't worry I'll walk you through it I'll tear you up...

[ElvenFury]

I vote for shameless HSN plugs. For instance: "I tear my new floral printed velvet curtains (HSN#345763) off the egg-shell victorian molded plastic curtain rods (HSN#98375) and use them to tie your arms to the bedposts."

See if you can get a commission out of this.

[Parkbandit]

You must not be good at typing with one hand.. no updates.

Again.. post a pic of her.

[Sean]

If you're concerned about being "wezas wifed" because she's jealous of what you do in your personal life why would you now take up cyber sex even as a joke?

[Sean of the Thread]

If you're concerned about being "wezas wifed" because she's jealous of what you do in your personal life why would you now take up cyber sex even as a joke?

Firstly because she already knows about this joke as I showed her before even posting it here. (I'm fairly certain she doesn't know about here).

Secondly because I got busted lasted night and it doesn't matter really. We'll see how she feels when she gets home from work.

She found a naked pic of this chick ON HER BED on my camera. I fucking swear I deleted everything having checked it at least five times. Fucking kodak.

[Sean of the Thread]

You must not be good at typing with one hand.. no updates.

Again.. post a pic of her.


Rofl haven't started to mess with her yet still trying to get some ideas.

"
10:51am

when you get back to this computer we have cybersexim getting tingly down below..."



And when I get some good pics you'll get some. Still waiting on that.




"10:55am

you didnt miss much
i just went upstairs to get my toys..."


Rofl this is funny no wonder people cyber'd in GS. That's even funnier.


"10:58amwould you prefer to envision me using my vibrating didlo or my rotating dildo with vibrating clit thingy?"



Bwhahaha c'mon guys this could be fun as shit.

[Sean of the Thread]

No seriously hurry up guys I'm getting cornered!


"11:03aso unzip your pants
and if you play along you gotta promise you do everything i say"

[Bobmuhthol]

SO EROTIC.

[Sean of the Thread]

No it's fucking gay is my point.

IT GETTING WORSE.

"11:07ami see, well maybe you should go back to my Camaro and after we were kissing I moved my hand between your legs...
i undid your pants and reached in to find you were already hard...."


bwhahahaha

[ElvenFury]

Tell her that crappy grammar makes you go soft.

[NocturnalRob]

pretend to be a pizza delivery boy...

[Drunken Durfin]

This has so much potential.

[Atlanteax]

Tell her that crappy grammar makes you go soft.

This is a nice one.

[EasternBrand]

"Your hands are freezing cold, and the icy touch makes me yelp and accidentally kick the gearshift into reverse. We start rolling backwards, and I fumble within the unfamiliar car, looking for a way to stop our out of control ride! Oh shit, I accidentally hit the gas, not the brakes, now we're really moving!"

[Pause]

"I slam on the brakes, stopping us abruptly and sending all your assorted crap in the backseat crashing onto the floor. We hear the sound of some porcelain or glass breaking. Oh well, we'll get it later. I mean, what the hell is wrong with your circulation? All right... I turn off the ignition and put the keys in the armrest. Now, where were we, and did you remember to bring those dildos to the car with you?"

Man, I hope I'm not too late for this.

[Sean of the Thread]

lol golden!

and not too late as I abruptly ended our chat right I left off above. She'll want to finish it sometime I'm sure.

[Sean of the Thread]

Man, I hope I'm not too late for this.


The dude abides...


2:38p xxx

so where were we?
?
2:39pmSean

Your hands are freezing cold, and the icy touch makes me yelp and accidentally kick the gearshift into reverse. We start rolling backwards, and I fumble within the unfamiliar car, looking for a way to stop our out of control ride! Oh shit, I accidentally hit the gas, not the brakes, now we're really moving
2:39pm xxx


what?
again diverting!
2:39pmSean

we were in your camaro
I slam on the brakes, stopping us abruptly and sending all your assorted crap in the backseat crashing onto the floor. We hear the sound of some porcelain or glass breaking. Oh well, we'll get it later. I mean, what the hell is wrong with your circulation? All right... I turn off the ignition and put the keys in the armrest. Now, where were we, and did you remember to bring those dildos to the car with you?
2:41pm xxx


ok i like where this is going, you just wrote alot fast, kinda getting into this now huh
2:41pmSean

I type fast
2:41pm xxx


i guess

[NocturnalRob]

i am sadly fascinated.

[Sean of the Thread]

The fucked up part is that didn't discourage her at all rofl.


And I just logged out on her whilst she was "brb I need to go back and get my toys!"

She's going to be pissed. But the clock says I need to haul ass in time to go get my zero fade on today.

[NocturnalRob]

I need to haul ass in time to go get my zero fade on today.
tell ray-ray i said whattup

[Methais]

Ask her if she knows what goatse is.

Then ask her if she wants to try it.

Then cyber-goatse her and/or yourself.

If that doesn't work, go for a Manhattan transfer.

If both of those somehow fail, then cyber-pretend you're envisioning her as a 9-year-old.

If that doesn't work, save the convo and call Chris Hansen.

[g++]

reminds me of this one :

http://bash.org/?642195

try to get a clip as close to this as possible Sean, then you will win.

[Methais]

No matter how many times I read it, Bloodninja never fails. Ever.

[Sean of the Thread]

3:00pm

nothin like leaving me hanging twice in one day
3:00pmSean

ha wasn't on purpose

3:01p and where are we now? in my car?

3:03pm xxx

so tell me your pants unbuttoned or not?

3:04pm nice

3:04pm youre awesome

3:04pm whatev, your pants?

3:05pmSean

yeah but tell me what the at home xxxxxxxxxxxxx is wearing

3:05pm

ahh red wife beater....thats it, been waiting for you...

3:05pmSean

hotsauce
and how do you groom below the wife beater?

3:06pm

im trimmed neatly. i dont like to look 12

3:06pmSean

what toy did you pick?

3:07pm

i got both here, had to go get them, i left them in my Camaro


which one you want me to use?

3:07pmSean

the one that touches your clit

3:07pm

ooo that one makes me cum fast
and what would you like me to do?

3:08pmSean

good makes for a tighter pussy after you cum when I cum 2 get seconds

3:08pm

now your talking my language
im pinvhing my nipples


what are you doing?

3:09pmSean

massaging my cock it's getting really super duperly hard

3:09pm

tell me when its fully hard.
i got big tits so i can lick them too
what do you want me to do?

3:10pmSean

maybe start by getting my cock wet with your mouth

3:11p

ahh yeah i want to lick your dick. I want you to push my head down on it

3:11pmSean

I like that shit

3:11pm

i want you to pull my hair and hurt me and tell me what a whore i am

3:12pmSean

I want to hear you gag when I do push your head down whore

3:12pm

i want to be on my knees and look up at you with your dick in my mouth.
i will gag. but youll keep going. making me suck your dick until you say stop
what do you want me to do with this didlo?

3:14pmSean

first play with your clit with it then we'll go from there

3:14pm

ok i am
feels so good.

3:14pmSean

sorry my hands were full

3:14pm

can i stick it in?

3:14pmSean

yes please

3:15pm

double fistin huh

3:15pmSean

yep both hands on my wheel boss

3:15pm

mmmm its in, im pushing it in and out
hows ur cock doin?

3:15pmSean

fucking throbbing like a frat boy going chug chug chug on a keg stand
it's wet as can be

3:16pm

i want it in my pussy.
i want to jump on you and have your hard dick inside me

3:17pmSean

i would so let you on top and fuck me hard
hearing and watching slap down and spin around like a merri go round

3:18pm

i would pin your arms down so im in control
then i would sit up and ride you while u rub my clit

3:19pmSean

yes that's one of my favorites and great view of your tits swinging everywhere

3:19pm

ill be rubbing my own tits

3:19pmSean

I just want to watch
tell me about what you and your clit are doing

3:20pm

its soooo sensitive. im using my vibrator on it right now and im so close
are u stropking it faster and faster?

3:21pmSean

I wish you could hear it it sounds like a speed train

3:21pm

i wish i could feel it hard inside me
are you close/

3:22pmSean

yes very
I hope the neighbors don't hear me moaning

3:23pm

i want you to come

3:23pmSean

dont stop

3:23pm

im licking the other one and putting it in

3:23pmSean

where do you want me to cum you whore

3:23pm

i want to fuck you so bad
on my face

3:24pmSean

mmmmmmMMMMMm

3:24pm

onmy lips

3:24pmSean

yeahhhhhhh

3:24pm

i will lick your cum off my lips
i want you to fuck me hard, come one fucking cum

3:25pmSean

fuck I'm out of breathe

3:25pm

im so close
you want me to cum?

3:25pmSean

fucking cummmm

3:26p

o im close

3:26pmSean

make it swell up like a sopping wet sponge with your orgasm

3:26pm

oh god i just came
did you

3:27pmSean

yesssss
couldn't hold it back any longerrrr

3:27pm

i moaned so loud all by myself
we came at the same time maybe
im still breathing hard


3:28pmSean

probably not because I was drinking a beer and smoking a cigg with two of my friends watching this conversation in the office.
I never got hard sorry

3:28pm

are you serious

3:28pmSean

I'm up next on playstation so I gotta go
yeah I'm serious

3:29pm

so are you just a douchbag then?\

3:29pmSean

pretty much I'm an asshole

3:29pm

c ya

3:29pmSean

xxxxxx is no longer online. The following was not sent: xxxxxxxxx

seriously I'm gonna lose my turn at playstation xxx

[NocturnalRob]

dude...kept me waiting for the punchline. thank god you delivered.

what game were you guys playing? i wanna play too!

[Methais]

Not bad but coulda been so much better. I might just be spoiled by bloodninja logs though.

[NocturnalRob]

yeah, the pirate one has me rolling every time i read it.

i would have preferred more build-up, but what can you do? she drives a camaro.

[ElvenFury]

Don't to piss her off really.

So much for that, huh?

[Methais]

It's probably not just any Camaro, but an IROC-Z Camaro.

[Sean of the Thread]

Yeah sorry it was REALLY anti climatic but I wasn't feeling it and my creativity was lacking. I have to go to bed soon I've got a conference in the morning.

You guys should have gave me more ammo today. Usually I don't need ammo for self inflicted wounds but I begged you guys today.

Still... Camaro? bwhwahah

Good news is she emailed me and wants a second round. So get your fucking fuck with people hats on and let's get ready.

She says I owe her another orgasm because I pissed her off so badly.

[Sean of the Thread]

I did throw jabs in there everywhere however but she didn't catch them.

[Methais]

Yeah sorry it was REALLY anti climatic but I wasn't feeling it and my creativity was lacking. I have to go to bed soon I've got a conference in the morning.

You guys should have gave me more ammo today. Usually I don't need ammo for self inflicted wounds but I begged you guys today.

Still... Camaro? bwhwahah

Good news is she emailed me and wants a second round. So get your fucking fuck with people hats on and let's get ready.

She says I owe her another orgasm because I pissed her off so badly.

Goatse is all the ammo you should have needed.

Respond to her e-mail and be truthful. Tell her, "Ok, but let me consult with my message board friends for more creative ideas to make you look stupid with."

If she still wants another go, you should marry her irl.

[Parkbandit]

I can't work like this unless I see a picture of her. Naked preferred.

Thanks.

[ElvenFury]

I can't work like this unless I see a picture of her. Naked preferred.

Thanks.

Quick, Sean, get him the pictures! PB's pill bottle says he only has 4 hours before he has to call a doctor!!!!!!1

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3351/ohnoes1.jpg

[pabstblueribbon]

Yeah sorry it was REALLY anti climatic but I wasn't feeling it and my creativity was lacking. I have to go to bed soon I've got a conference in the morning.

You guys should have gave me more ammo today. Usually I don't need ammo for self inflicted wounds but I begged you guys today.

Still... Camaro? bwhwahah

Good news is she emailed me and wants a second round. So get your fucking fuck with people hats on and let's get ready.

She says I owe her another orgasm because I pissed her off so badly.

I like elven fury's HSN bit. Do that.

[Sean of the Thread]

I'm taking notes.

I had to "warm her up" first.

[Bobmuhthol]

This girl is a fucking retard.

[Methais]

This girl is a fucking retard.

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/funny-pictures-a-bodyguard-takes-a-bullet-for-monorail-cat.jpg

[Sweets]

Yeah sorry it was REALLY anti climatic but I wasn't feeling it and my creativity was lacking. I have to go to bed soon I've got a conference in the morning.



I have a feeling you say this alot......ZZZIIINNNGGGGGG!

[Sean of the Thread]

I have a feeling you say this alot......ZZZIIINNNGGGGGG!


I have a feeling you spell a lot incorrectly often.

[Celephais]

I have a feeling you say this alot......ZZZIIINNNGGGGGG!
Hahaha... good burn.

[Sweets]

I have a feeling you spell a lot incorrectly often.

So? At least you can say you're good at spelling.

"I'm sorry it was anticlimatic but I am good at spelling."

[Sean of the Thread]

Hey it might be a turn on to say like an English teacher??

I can stay after class if she wants anytime.

[Celephais]

Hey it might be a turn on to say like an English teacher??
Unfortunately, your lack of proper punctuation and use of 'like' in that sentence would ruin any hope of that.

Anyway, stop making this thread stupid... Methais post some more cats.

[NocturnalRob]

http://images.cryhavok.org/d/2644-2/LOLcat+-+Grammar+Nazi+Cat.jpg

[Asha]

More like.. unCATisfactory!!! hahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!

[NocturnalRob]

oh yeah? more like grammCATical!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHSNAP!

[Asha]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH SNAAAP!
God we're funny.

[BigWorm]

You guys are so punny!!!!

[Paradii]

http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Caturday/Not%20Amused.jpg

[Sweets]

I love how the cats showed up to save the thread. And our grammar!

[Methais]

http://tracksuitceo.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/serious-cat.jpg
http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/serious-cat.jpg

[DCSL]

Oh my cow. WTF. How can this girl be so stupid? No. No, I refuse to believe she's really this big of a retard. She must be playing you for some as-yet-unseen genius burn down the road.

[NocturnalRob]

if that's true, i will wed her, camaro and all.

or at least buy her a beer.

[Sean of the Thread]

I don't have punch line yet but she's at it again.


so if i were suck your cock you want me to go slow or fast?
2:08pmSean

trick question I like both
2:08pm

would you like me to lick the tip of your dick
put your balls in my mouth while istroke it
are u touching yourself yet

2:10pmcum now and youll last longer tonight
2:10pmSean

hehe that's a myth
2:10pm

would you eat my pussy for me so i cum in ur face

2:11pmyou will like it when i squirm. i will try toc get away bc i cant take it anymore...
then you will wrap your ams around my hips and not let me go until i squirt in ur mouth
2:12pmSean

I wish I was in the finger lakes right now
2:12pm

i wish youn were ball deep in my pussy right now
fucking me hard, pull my hair like youre raping me
pin me down when i say no

2:14pmslap my face then fuck me harder
oh no your cock just slipped out and went inmy ass
oh well now youre fucking me in the ass and im screaming for you to stop
but you dnt
you are cover my mouth with your hands so the neighbors dont hear
omg it hurts but feels so good, your dick is so hard

2:16pm

what? you want me to turn over so you can fuck me doggy style?


well i resist you but you force me over and spread my legs while your hard cock enters mefrom behind
in and out in and out my cunt is so wet
it feels so good for me i push my ass back on you
im rubbing my clit with my fingers while you pound me in the ass

you pull my hair so hard that i scream then you slap me and say "shut the fuck up whore"
you keep fucking me hard, omg
im gonna cum.
oooo im cumming, all over your dick, im so wet
you ar eso close you want to cum on my face
are you stroking it sean?
i want you to tell me when you cum and how it feels
i flip over and you shove your dick in my mouth


im trying to fight you off but you arte so strong,
you are so close, you are gonna cum


you pull out and shoot it in my mouth, on my face in my hair

im licking it, swallowing ityoure cumming so much


and shove it in my , shall i continue
or are we finished?






PEOPLE ARE FUCKING HILARIOUS.



This shit is golden. I didn't say a word she just started typing this shit.

[Cephalopod]

I almost wish I had quoted that post you just deleted...

[Sean of the Thread]

im licking it, swallowing it
youre cumming so much

2:22pafter you cum you grab the biggest dildo i have...


2:22pm

and shove it in my , shall i continue
or are we finished?
2:23pmSean

continue
please
2:24pm

shove it in my wet pussy. you fuck me so hard with this dildo iim screaming, you hold my hands down and force it in my pussy. oh god your rippping me apart but yet it feels so good. i beg for more
you release my hands and let me rub my clit
oh please make me cum again Sean please
fuck that cunt
fuck it

2:25pm

you throw aside the dildo and jump on top of me. you are way bigger anyway.
stroke your dick Sean, fucking cum right now

2:26pm[/URL]think of you jumpin on me and forcing yourself inside me
oh god i love how you fuck me
you fuck my pussy so good
oooooooo i want you Sean, i want you to screw me like a fuckin whore
i want you to rape me, hurt me
slap me, abuse me
eat my pussy
lick my clit until i cum so hard i quiver
are you almost there babe? i weant you to cum
tell me
tell me when you ar ecumming
2:28pmSean

tell me where you want me to cum
2:28pm

i want to cum right now,
i want you cum
in my pussy
fuck me hard
i love you dick so much
oo you are so good.
do youlike fucking my pussy?
are you coming yet?
how does it feel?

2:30pm (http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730147264)

we shouldve fucked in my car
i shoulda jumped on you
2:30pmSean

I wish you could see me stroking right now
2:30pm

and pulled your cock out
and sat on it
and sat on it
rode you inmy camaro
i would reach up to the cieling and push myself down hard on you so you go inside me deeper
you like that?
you were a virin then,
i wouldve showed you how to fuck me
and make me cum

2:34pm[URL="http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=730147264"]my turn? both kids are asleep now... CLASSY

2:34pmSean

I should have got at least a hand job or head that day in the camaro
2:35pm

dude i believe i went for your package and you cock blocked me
same thing at the dance i tried to kiss you when we were dancing

[Sean of the Thread]

I almost wish I had quoted that post you just deleted...


close but no cigar

[Sean of the Thread]

right now Sean typing all thatyou make it to xxxxx and ill make it happen
shall i get out my dildos?



I seriously cannot stop laughing.

[Sean of the Thread]

maybe you should stop fucking 20 year olds and start with someone a little more mature
2:45pmSean

I like women my age no worries. I'm attracted to them highly
I just end up with younger women
because they like me I guess I dunno how it happens
2:45pm

so you gonna get me OFF/ im dying here, im tingling down below
i want something shoved in it
2:46pmSean

Well you'd have to walk me through it
I'm an amateur
2:46p

let me get my toys and go downstairs





UH OH what should I ruin her parade with this time? QUICK!

[Liagala]

It was funny at first, but when you started posting whole logs things just got out of control. I know it's the internet and all, but this girl would be seriously humiliated if she knew all these logs are up here.

[Sean of the Thread]

There's no personal information and I would never want to hurt her.

That's why I kept it completely private including the accidental post and quick deletion. (fucking clip board).

There is not a chance in hell she'd ever be connected to this. And it's not whole logs it's just snippets. If I was in her location right now we'd be in a motel fucking trust me. Highschool was fun.

*** She was for sure a horn dog on my list back in highschool and obviously it held true. Shame I couldn't have married someone NOT HER (she can barely spell... not sure if it's because of one hand or not) with the same freak in them about sex as me.

[ElvenFury]

ecumming

E-cumming? Really? ...Lulz.

[Parkbandit]

It was funny at first, but when you started posting whole logs things just got out of control. I know it's the internet and all, but this girl would be seriously humiliated if she knew all these logs are up here.

Yea... so post her fucking picture already!

[Liagala]

Why don't you post the full logs then? I doubt any of us actually believe that you're saying nothing to her and she's just writing novels on her own here. Why take your comments out, if you're not doing anything wrong?

[Cephalopod]

completely private

Good thing!

http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_cc/assets/widget_dw3LSzCOXj4RX6ykmpjb5b.jpg

[ElvenFury]

Whoah, where'd you get that picture of my sister?

[DCSL]

My favorite part is the "oh no your cock slipped out and went in my ass." Oh no!

[Sean of the Thread]

quote=Nachos DLC;1020971]Good thing!

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Lol DOWN LOW brother DOWN LOW.


I don't want her to get in trouble.

[Sean of the Thread]

Hahah actually for her sake you should delete that picture.


She seems overly worried about the that.

[Sean of the Thread]

Why don't you post the full logs then? I doubt any of us actually believe that you're saying nothing to her and she's just writing novels on her own here. Why take your comments out, if you're not doing anything wrong?


I'm honestly not saying shit other than posted really. She wants "her turn" afterward and I just disconnect for which she will later bitch at me.


I can't cyber are you kidding me? Even if I tried it would be horrible. Wait... That's an entertaining and good reason to do so.


Seriously she's a good girl she's just lacking in several departments including sex from her husband and common sense evidently.

[Celephais]

Don't forget choice in men.

[Sean]

Hahah actually for her sake you should delete that picture.


She seems overly worried about the that.

Why you already told her you and a bunch of dudes were sitting there while she cybers with you?

[DCSL]

Seriously she's a good girl

New favorite ludicrous part! Seriously. No, she's not.

[Liagala]

I'm honestly not saying shit other than posted really. She wants "her turn" afterward and I just disconnect for which she will later bitch at me.

If you insist on posting private stuff for the entertainment of the PC... at least get the girl off first. Damn Sean. You're failing all over the place in this thread.


I can't cyber are you kidding me? Even if I tried it would be horrible.
Shame I couldn't have married someone NOT HER (she can barely spell... not sure if it's because of one hand or not) with the same freak in them about sex as me.

[Hips]

I can't cyber are you kidding me? Even if I tried it would be horrible. Wait... That's an entertaining and good reason to do so.



Pretend you're bloodninja, imo. Then post it here, of course!

[Stanley Burrell]

Sean. Seriously now...





















Unlimited props if you somehow incorporate Bucket Walrus into your convos:


http://sas.guidespot.com/bundles/guides_cc/assets/widget_dw3LSzCOXj4RX6ykmpjb5b.jpg

[CrystalTears]

I just find irony in saying you don't want to cyber, yet the fact that you're involved in it, even if it's all her... is in fact cybering.

Quit with the high horse stance that it's somehow "beneath" you and just get her off already. This is ridiculous.

[Methais]

Unlimited props if you somehow incorporate Bucket Walrus into your convos:

I vote for midway through e-fucking her, tell her that her cunt is so loose it feels like you're getting a BJ from Bucket Walrus.

I think you should just copy & paste from bloodninja logs though. Particularly the rhino one and the pirate one.

[WRoss]

Do a Bill Cosby Sweater to her! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bill%20cosby%20sweater

[ElvenFury]

At this point, I think the funniest thing would be for Sean to actually try to satisfy her.

[Sean of the Thread]

Do a Bill Cosby Sweater to her! http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bill%20cosby%20sweater


Rofl I'm disturbed at the fact you even know what that is.

[Stunseed]

He's just repeating Tosh.0 I fear.

[Paradii]

He's just repeating Tosh.0 I fear.


People watch that show?