Bad names list

[Trinitis]

And just look at this..

>report Beheadder is a bit of a stretch for a name..no?
REPORT should only be used to notify the GemStone III staff of emergency situations or gamewide technical errors. Please use ASSIST for general support.


Message sent to all online game staff. You may type ONDUTY to see which staff members are currently on duty. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.

>onduty
>
Staff on duty:
GameHost Xintin
GameMaster Ysbail

>
* Schoie just bit the dust!
>
* Kitth just bit the dust!
>


SEND[Ysbail] It is within policy, but thanks for the heads up :-)


-Adredrin.

[Edited on 6/17/2004 by CrystalTears]

[Scott]

Try reporting to Khaladon like 8 times before he finally get's why I was reporting about a guy named Shlong. They let just about anything go but vulgar names....

[Reyek]

and i wonder why i can you GOD as a name....

[Jenisi]

They are becoming so damn ignorant. It's so sad to see crap like that.

[Trinitis]

actually, the funniest thing I've delt with in names was when I first started playing. I wanted my Char's name to be Yahweh. But the gods kept sacking it saying it was an OOG name. So I switched to Trinitis (Means same exact same thing as Yahweh..its just Latin) and they never bothered me again..Heh.

-Adredrin

[Reyek]

maybe i can get away with using Zeus. yea im gonna try Zeus

[Taernath]

You probably could if it wasn't taken already. There are tons of people with Greco-Roman god names, if they forced one to reroll they'd have to do it for all of them.

[StrayRogue]

I tell you, the GMs do not give a shit asl ong as the account is making them money.

[Parkbandit]

Strayrogue..

Edit can be your friend. :)

[Bobmuhthol]

Now I want to make Toejam Andearl.

[Ilvane]

Astronomer isn't as bad as some, really. It's not technically out of genre, so..:grin:

-A

[Soulpieced]

My first character's name was Slustthered (Slust the Red)

[Sean]

im curious whats so wrong with the name that started the thread .. is it stupid? yea ... will he have to live with it in the future? yea .. out of genre no, atleast in my mind. what makes your name any better then his where did adredrin come from as a name? i guess i really just don't get why people care so much about what other people name themselves

[Back]

I saw "Doctordude" last night.

[peam]

I'm not in favor of the name Doctordude or anything, but hasn't that guy been around forever?

[Ilvane]

[Frozen Tart Table]
Bloodbucket and Bloodrayne


Lovely image there..heh.

-A

[Bobmuhthol]

Faulmooth is usually at that table as well. They're all controlled by the same person.

[Reyek]

And just arrived

[Soulpieced]

I saw Unknown walking around in Solhaven.

[Parkbandit]

heh.. I was just about to mention "And".

"RUN! There's a conjunction running around here!"

Another one that looked funny was "Report".

I bet his famous line is something like "If you don't stop picking on me, I'll... Report... you.

[GSdee]

Best (pulled) name ever:

You see Lorminstral Cramps.

[CrystalTears]

Originally posted by GSdee
You see Lorminstral Cramps.

:lol: Yeah it's bad but oooh that gave me the serious giggles.

[Elandra]

I have seen Dellcomputers, and get this one
Altoidis Nestea (tell me he did not have those on his desk when he made it up LOL)

[Trinitis]

Also here: Trollbrother who is sitting


Oi! Icemule is under invasion, every troll and his/her brother is attacking!

-Adredrin

[Trinitis]

Massiveman just went west.
>
Massiveman just arrived.

Oi gods!

-Adredrin

[Artha]

There was a Setzler (with an l instead of an i) running around Mule awhile ago.

I hate duplicate names, especially when they're so obviously wannabes.

[Artha]

Deathravin Ravinblood

[Scott]

You see Squirm.
He appears to be an Illistim Elf.
He appears to be very young and tall. He has almond-shaped clear colored eyes and ivory skin. He has raggedly cut, fine blonde hair. He has a straight nose and broad shoulders.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an estoc in his right hand.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a reinforced shield, a heavy backpack, and some flowing robes.


Squirm squirms.

[Snapp]

You see Bobmuhthol Garredy.
He appears to be a Giantman of the T'Kirem Clan.

[Back]

Sometimes GSIII looks like a really bad comic book. I'm guilty of it too. I had someone named Redjack who wore all red stuff.

[Drew2]

Squishsum stupidly says, "I'da hug ya, but I squish fellas"

[Edited on 8-3-2003 by Tayre]

[Bobmuhthol]

He's an insult to the stupid tone users everywhere.

[Trinitis]

Ugh another one..


Also here: Brawlah

-Adredrin, Oi!

[Scott]

Spell came through a narrow opening.

[StrayRogue]

*Wanker just bit the dust!

[Artha]

I did a who full...

Flaminghearts
Darkkstormmer
Admiration
Sugarsweet
Nightconjurer
Reddwolf (who made it because he felt the need to put 2 ds in there)
Frostravin
Nytemare
Erratic

[StrayRogue]

Ironically they are all seemingly at the Faire.

[StrayRogue]

I always thought Dorck...er Darckwizard was pretty poor.

[Edaarin]

If he isn't already, he will be by the time Eylanna/Gizzelle finishes milking him for all he's worth.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Artha
Deathravin Ravinblood


Deathravin grabs Frostravin and tries to drag him, but he doesn't budge.

[Kurili]

"Creep" bit the dust tonight

[Trinitis]

>You see Neebyter Fuzziesttoes the Gladiator.
He appears to be a Halfling.

Bah!

-Adredrin

[Artha]

Neecapper just arrived.

[Artha]

Oh...

Also here: Rraven, Rraptor

[Edaarin]

You see Flamingo.
He appears to be a Faendryl Dark Elf.
He appears to be very young and shorter than average. He has piercing pale grey eyes and black skin. He has a shaven head of steel grey hair with a black streak running through it. He has a gaunt face, a hooked nose and thin lips.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a reinforced shield, a heavy backpack, and some flowing robes.

[Sweets]

For the first time I was moved to report someone.

Bindeer Dunthat. *Been there done that*


I have gotten no reply.

[GSdee]

This was interesting:

Iceknife Blizzard'night arrived at 4:32 pm.

Blizzerdd Iceknives arrived at 4:34 pm.

[GSdee]

Noonee No'one arrived at 4:35 pm. (we get the point, you don't exist)

Chills Achin' arrived at 4:37 pm. (pneumonia?)

Warbyrdd Megavengeance arrived at 4:41 pm. (that's one pissed off bird)

Lady Kerrydwen Amberosea arrived at 4:43 pm. (Silly Celtic Goddesses and their food)

Great Lord Shiruken Yamamoto arrived at 4:39 pm. (I know karate and 7 other Oriental sounding words)

Hakker Saack arrived at 4:47 pm. (No comment)

[GSdee]

I'm on a roll tonight:

Ankhsuamun arrived at 4:49 pm. (No! It's the Mummy!)
Sherbert Nummy arrived at 4:55 pm. (Ummm... yeah)
Tomitomm Bombi'dil arrived at 4:56 pm. (LoTR at it's worst)
Gank Gankin' arrived at 4:57 pm. (Yeah, homey!)
Lord Enormis Shavins arrived at 4:58 pm. (That's some big beard hair!)
Valentino arrived at 5:00 pm. (Ooh, La la!)
Spell arrived at 5:01 pm. (Can you? Cast something nasty at it?)
Deathstryke Dawnsdoom arrived at 5:01 pm. (Doom and death, and death and doom, and stuff)
Jaebyrde arrived at 5:04 pm. (Use the damned crosswalk!)
Luxrious blushez arrived at 5:06 pm. (As opposed to rough mascara?)
Taby Treepeoples arrived at 5:06 pm. (The cats have started their own following! Eek!)
Shanng Tsungg arrived at 5:07 pm. (I reported...)
Ban arrived at 5:07 pm. (Right Guard? Secret? Speed Stick?)
Starkeeper Brighten arrived at 5:13 pm. (Ewww)

[CrystalTears]

This is why I only see people I have highlighted log on and off.

[StrayRogue]

Shanng Tsungg! That cracked me up.

[Elandra]

Yeah and of course you get the name stealers...less than orig...
Kisharra (orig)
Kishanna (NOT orig)
::flails::

[Scott]

Socraates's group came through the wooden gates.
>
Socraates's group just went southwest.

I wish I saw who was in his group, I wonder if it was Plato and Phaedo.

[Back]

Boulswinkle. Half expect to see him hand out with Rocccky

[Gokkem]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Shanng Tsungg! That cracked me up.

Wow haven't seen that name in years. He's been around a long, long time. Since before me and I started in 1998.

[Scott]

Well I found a socrates, it's only fitting that I find another famous Philosopher.

You see Erasmaus theServant the Warrior.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He appears to be young. He has grey eyes and copper skin. He has long, unkempt black hair.
He is in good shape.
He is wearing nothing special.

(Wrote Praise of Folly among others)

[Edaarin]

Shanng Tsungg is like level 80, and not the original anymore, I know the new owner...

[Reyek]

Shanng Tsungg wins! fatality!

[StrayRogue]

Your soul is mine!

[Bobmuhthol]

Horriblename just arrived.
>
Horriblename just disappeared.

[Elandra]

Echinacea
Now we are named after rl herbs?

[Elandra]

You see Apprentice Blarrgh Chraagh the Consoler.

Woo

Echinacea (after an rl herb???)

[daragon13]

And
Unknown

[Betheny]

You see Rezzerected.
He appears to be a Human from Dragach.

[Pallon]

* Schwagbeard Kegstander joins the adventure.

[Praefection]

Those are pretty terrible. Had a friend of mine name his new character Vagisil the other morning as a joke.

[Betheny]

LOL! My roommate was up early that morning. She sent me a snapshot of what he looked like.

Too funny.

[Elandra]

Hmm......
Hogwart? Oh come now...some originality please?

Stay? Did the parents not want him to go out in thew world? And if so, what did they know what we did not..?

[StrayRogue]

Stfu Daina. Just because you are more than willing to take OOG grievances IG, doesn't mean we should all descend to your pathetic level.

[daragon13]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Stfu Daina. Just because you are more than willing to take OOG grievances IG, doesn't mean we should all descend to your pathetic level.

But you do anyways don't you StrayRogue? :D

[StrayRogue]

Nope dickhead, the guys I would do it to are all locked out I am afraid.

[daragon13]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Nope dickhead, the guys I would do it to are all locked out I am afraid.

Well, I can't wait to get back. I love dealing with [people] like you. :D

[Edited on 8/12/2003 by CrystalTears]

[daragon13]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Anything to get that special second ban for you. Isn't it 6 months, then account closure?

Well if I was to get in trouble like that, I would have to make it big.

[Artha]

Jheuwvinial is walking around Mule.

Phelony died today.

On the who full: Soulpher, Raincloud, Blaazed (another word for high...idiot), Stormdemon, Slayd, Inspire, Creep, Deathblade, Moonlyte.

[Artha]

This guy was in the small park...

You see Empfighter Stompnheal.
He appears to be a Giantman.

[Parkbandit]

Originally posted by Artha
Jheuwvinial is walking around Mule.

Phelony died today.

On the who full: Soulpher, Raincloud, Blaazed (another word for high...idiot), Stormdemon, Slayd, Inspire, Creep, Deathblade, Moonlyte.

Can't vouch for any of the other characters here.. but Jheu has been around for quite a while.

[Artha]

Doesn't mean his name isn't bad.

[Halfsilver]

yeesh...ya'll are so negetive.
anyone have any thoughts on what comprises a good name? Maybe some examples!

personally, i think mine is pretty good.

-Graysalin Archaelyn (the one and only)

[godShell]

I never liked the name Graysalin only because it says 'grey' in it. I thought the name Artha was pretty good, the only bad thing is it's Martha without the M.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by StrayRogue
Stfu Daina. Just because you are more than willing to take OOG grievances IG, doesn't mean we should all descend to your pathetic level.

...I missed this post... but that subject better drop quick before I have to start hurting some feelings and making a scene. (Nothing new for me, of course)

[Trinitis]

::pokes Tayre with a hot poker, getting him all riled up::

Ok, everyone, ready?? Cut the rope...

-Adredrin

[StrayRogue]

Your gonna ridicule me Tayre? Master of the mis-used Warn? Why don't you go and stick your 17 year old punk nose in your own buisness.

[Bobmuhthol]

Stay pwnz j00 + ur children.

[StrayRogue]

I knew I could count on you Bob. Hey, the most I can expect from Tayre is a warning, or god forbid him and his play mates vulturing.

[Solkern]

Youhave was stillt he best name!

[Betheny]

August 14th, 4:50 Central. Here's a list of stupid names from WHO FULL:

Moonlightn (Wanted the name so bad, they took it butchered al to hell.)
Moonlyte (Am I related to Moonlightn?)
Cryobolt (Is he a superhero?)
Darkravin
Frostravin (Hooray for this guy. He's also Deathravin.)
Skywarrior (I fight the sky.)
Makaameth (Dunno if it was meant to sound like that.)
Technique (Do you have a good one?)
Delerium (Crazy!)
Westernwizard (Cowboy on horse throwing lightning.)
Myschievous (Hi, guess what I am.)
Twiggie (Ramirez?!)
Roelaren (You're a metal. But are you 4x?)
Aceheart (Not mine!)
Kadeshela (AKA I Wanna Be Kadesha)
Locksure (Hope he never breaks a pick.)
Enormis (I don't even wanna know what the last name is.)
Innocenze (OMG I R INNOCENT)
Evanescent (Nice guy -- but does he sing?)
Innocent (Hold me, daddy.)
Diamondetta (Sell me your diamonds?)
Edwarf (...)
Herakles (AKA Hercules.)
Deathstryke ((Deathstryke deathstrykes you.) Hahah.)
Dezire (Love me, Jeffrey.)
Jackyle (Sheruvian? Or '80's rock enthusiast?)

These are by no means meant to be attacks on people... simply a representation of what goes through my mind when I see names like these.

[Bobmuhthol]

There's also an Innosense (one or two characters may be off) that is the same player as Innocenze. I don't think Innocent is.

[Betheny]

Am I the only one that thinks that verb and noun/pronoun names are stupid?

[Taernath]

Originally posted by Maimara


Moonlightn (Wanted the name so bad,

That's probably Warclaidhm's sister.

[Elandra]

Bikine (are you kidding me?)

K.

[Drew2]

Appraise just went west.

[Elandra]

Deevareeree just bit the dust! [2:56 pm] (something we can pronounce?)

[Soulpieced]

A cloud of dense silvery fog suddenly appears. The fog quickly dissipates to reveal Loveable.
>
Loveable says, "Woot"

[Betheny]

I just saw her fog out of the niche. This is a chick that hates me, yet she used to imitate Maimara to a damn T.

She's so loveable. Why do I hate her?

[Betheny]

You see Empie.
She appears to be a Nalfein Elf.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
There's also an Innosense (one or two characters may be off) that is the same player as Innocenze. I don't think Innocent is.

Nope. Innocenze has a few other characters but none are named innocent, inosense, etc.

[Bobmuhthol]

Uhh.. can you explain why Innocenze disconnected and Innosense arrived?

[Betheny]

Who cares, you have one stupid name, they might as well all be yours.

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Maimara
Who cares, you have one stupid name, they might as well all be yours.

:lol:

I submit an appeal for your moving to Icemule.

[AnticorRifling]

Just saw this person in Sol Haven
You see Thyora.
She appears to be a Human from Vornavis.
(I've heard of legs of steal but thighs of ora?)

Here's some I picked out from the who full Aug 14 7:55 PM EST

Yennis (Tennis for the faint of heart)
Shadowsclever (give it back)
Bunnykins (right.....)
Hollow (Hollow my names Forest Gump you can call me Forest Gump)
Chica (girl)
Weaponblend (Coffee for terrorists)
Romelo (Where for art thou imagination?)
Balaa (shot calla 20' blades on the impala?)
Niasan (altima)
Jinii ( We go together like peas and carrots)
Hellhunter (almost as bad as bunnykins)
Redbull (gives you wings)
Jadefox (crouching tiger hidden idiot)
Hevinsbane (spelling is the lords bane)
Spellwraith (w r a i t h)
Empfighter (only fights the imps)
Cookiethief ( C is for cookie and cookie's for me)
Mistomeer (sounds like a carmen sandiego criminal)
Crenshaw (where's your brother compton?)
Mechant ( I'd like to buy an R please)
Peglegs (One pegleg I can see but two?)
Fantus ( Don't you want a fanta?)
Fek ( Idiots are like onions, onions have layers and idiots have layers.)

I kepts some out because this list is getting long heh

[Bobmuhthol]

People who imply or actually use their profession in their name are idiots. I also have a problem with using names that are assumably of the opposite sex. I always assumed Artha was a woman...

[Betheny]

I asked Bunnykins' boyfriend if he had to clean up after her, and feed her carrots. He got kinda mad.

Rabbitgrrl would've been better, because it's more to the point.

[Soulpieced]

Something that always peeved me is that Entchantress is a bard.

[Betheny]

Bunnykins says, "HI! I'M A FREAKING RABBIT!"

[Betheny]

Lovelier [subdued]: "selling some dark green studded leather with a scarlet triskelion on the left breast. 2x invasion armor. wear a helm and you have brig protection. mb: 75k cb: -"
Mogonis [subdued]: "Lovelier, your parents never met Loveable, did they"
Lovelier [subdued]: "heh. nope."
Loveable [subdued]: "Thank god."

w00t

[AnticorRifling]

Bunnykins doesn't like me now because I told her that her parents should be beaten for naming her as such. Was an interesting interchange but I messed up the log so maybe next time.

[Betheny]

Did she pee on you, Anticor?

[Artha]

I always assumed Artha was a woman...

Ha, I remember that. I think maelstroming you to death was worth the fine :)

[Betheny]

Alesse [subdued]: "Anyone with Loclan?"

All I've got to say is:
http://www.medalife.com/info/alesse.html

[Bobmuhthol]

http://www.rleggat.com/subsets/maimara.htm

I pwnz0r Maimara.

[Betheny]

Yeah, and if I had created the character name from a preexisting source, I'd be concerned.

Except I didn't.

[Pallon]

Alesse [subdued]: "Anyone with Loclan?"

I've never been able to see that character without thinking, "huh huh, birth control"

[Betheny]

She was making some stupid ass comment about something, and she took it out of character with me, and so I thought to her "Why should I take you seriously? You're a no-baby pill." and I've ignored her since then. It really really pissed her off too.

[Terrorize]

Waldo2 yeah.

[Drew2]

You see Arrigorn the Wizard.
He appears to be a Vaalor Elf.

He could have at LEAST made him a ranger, but no.

[Drew2]

You see Percy the Wizard.
He appears to be a Half-Elf.

....no explanation needed.

[Betheny]

That name simply causes rage to grow in my guts. I hated Percy in "The Green Mile."

[Betheny]

You see Hakker Saack the Mercenary.
He appears to be a Giantman of the Issimir Clan.

[Bobmuhthol]

I reported that name, Khaladon said it was within policy. I promptly cried.

[Betheny]

I wonder if you could make a Hyoodge Bhals

[Artha]

Also here: Icebladez

Why is it that every time I go to the landing, I make a new post here? Do all the stupid people REALLY migrate there?

[Drew2]

Originally posted by Artha
Also here: Icebladez

Why is it that every time I go to the landing, I make a new post here? Do all the stupid people REALLY migrate there?

I've been TRYING to tell everyone that....

[Drew2]

>
Lair just arrived.
>
Lair just went south.
>
Lair just arrived.
>
Lair just went north.

[Edited on 8-15-2003 by Tayre]

[Snapp]

You see Shadowstealer.
He appears to be a Half-Sylvan.

You see Goo.
He appears to be a Dwarf of the Gotronek Clan.

[Artha]

Noonee No'one

[StrayRogue]

I think everyone became aware of that one a few hours ago.

[GS4Gurl]

I think I am going to make one named Skankerella and give Lisu some competition just to piss her off! bwahahaa

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by GS4Gurl
I think I am going to make one named Skankerella and give Lisu some competition just to piss her off! bwahahaa

I just saw Lisu in the warriors guild. It pisses me off that she is in there

[StrayRogue]

She is buying, BUYING goods from me. How ace am I *smugness*

[GS4Gurl]

Originally posted by theotherjohn

Originally posted by GS4Gurl
I think I am going to make one named Skankerella and give Lisu some competition just to piss her off! bwahahaa

I just saw Lisu in the warriors guild. It pisses me off that she is in there

Why? Did she raise the price again?

[Scott]

* Rezzerected just bit the dust!

[theotherjohn]

I just saw Lisu in the warriors guild. It pisses me off that she is in there

Why? Did she raise the price again? [/quote]

Now because I will lose my mind if I go into there and Lisu, VIf and Warclaidhm are all standing in a group

[Praefection]

This is a good one. Citronella, no bugs here! Sheesh.

[Praefection]

And another! It's amazing the names you'll see when just sitting around. The Landing seems get the majority of them though.. Smokette. Not as bad as some but still rather tasteless.

[Pax]

I saw Wholenote earlier. Not sure if they're new or not, I haven't seen them before, but it seemed a little cheesy. Then again, I just started playing again and my character's name is Pax. So we'll see how that goes...

[StrayRogue]

Wholenote has been around for a while.

[Hips]

Necrohealer. Gah.

[Pax]

Ewthanasia--clearly referring to assisted suicide.

You see Ewthanasia the Mender.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He appears to be very young and very tall. He has watery stormy grey eyes and blotchy skin. He has cropped, jet black hair streaked with silver. He has a haggard face, a broken nose and a missing tooth.

You too can watch euthanasia healing the inhabitans of Wehnimer's Landing in TSC.

[peam]

[Raging Thrak Inn, Front Desk]
A polished wooden desk sits to the side of the staircase, and bears the placard of the Thrak's proprietor. At the top of the creaky wooden stairs are the establishment's guest rooms. You also see a reinforced shield, a freshly-painted sign and a handpainted placard.
Also here: Trollbrother
Obvious exits: north
>lo at trol
You see Trollbrother.
He appears to be a Giantman.
He appears to be very young and very tall. He has gold-flecked silver eyes and alabaster skin. He has waist length, thick deep red hair worn in two ponytails. He has a broken nose and a drooping mustache.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his right leg, a bruised right eye, and some minor cuts and bruises on his left arm.
He has a mangled right leg.
He is wearing a gold ring, a large trollskin sack, a forest green kilt, a crystal amulet, a mithril-bossed parma, a pair of pleasing dark panther pelt boots, a belt pouch, a wooden arrow, a dented steel shield, a dark leather locksmith's toolkit, a heavy backpack, a braided black suede longcloak, and some full leather.

>report There's a guy named "Trollbrother" running around.
REPORT should only be used to notify the GemStone III staff of emergency situations or gamewide technical errors. Please use ASSIST for general support.


Message sent to all online game staff. You may type ONDUTY to see which staff members are currently on duty. If you feel the need to speak with the staff, please type ASSIST for a list of options.

>Suddenly a large group of burly giantmen appear and wrestle Trollbrother to the ground. "Awright, Trollbrother!" barks the leader. "Come along quietly now, and you won't get hurt!"

Yes! :D

[Scott]

BAH! I reported him and they didn't do shit!

[Artha]

That's just him getting arrested, I believe...

[peam]

Nah, brah.

[Praefection]

I really love Who Full. Here's another that deserves to be mentioned. Mmaaddmmatt

[Praefection]

Maybe the GM's didn't like the old one, so welcome Madmatthew. Gotta love it.

[Jenisi]

You see Spell the Cleric.
She appears to be a Giantman of the T'Kirem Clan.
She appears to be very young and very tall. She has sparkling green eyes and fair skin. She has waist length, ringleted deep red hair worn in a single braid. She has a heart-shaped face, a freckled nose and dimpled cheeks.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a wide gold ring, a reinforced shield, some light leather, a crystal amulet, a sculpted hard black leather bodice, a belt pouch, a bead necklace, and a silver-tooled supple duffle bag.
>

[Elandra]

why is this even allowed?

Astronomer: "Greetings folks, may the stars shine favorably upon you all."

[Hips]

Lloth. I didn't get to see what they looked like (heard 'em on the amunet), but that's ridiculous.

[Drew2]

>
Home just arrived.
>
Home just went east.
>

[Artha]

Luucos, or Lucos, or whatever his stupid name was.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<Astronomer: "Greetings folks, may the stars shine favorably upon you all.">>

Do you have a problem with Mentor Astronomer WiseAndTrue?

[Artha]

Yes...isn't that last name against policy?

[Pallon]

* Mehoffunjackit joins the adventure.

[Scott]

Also here: Dragan

[GS4Gurl]

Oh and I just love the butchered versions of Cleopatra and Juliette out there. And then there are butchered versions of the latest movie character. Ive seen a few from the Mummy Ankhsunamun and Evelyn and etc. When Titanic came out there were versions of Rose. I agree its hard to find a good name now days but be more creative. I've also seen some really pretty unique names too. Only later to see that someone with no creativity decides to make a character with a hacked up version of it.

[theotherjohn]

You see Bloodbath.
He appears to be a Dwarf.
He appears to be very young and average height. He has bloodshot dark eyes and dark skin. He has long, unkempt coal black hair. He has a weathered face and a long braided beard.
He has some minor cuts and bruises on his left hand.
He is wearing a reinforced shield, a heavy backpack, some reinforced leather, a leather sheath, and a crystal amulet.
>

[AnticorRifling]

Don't forget Shakira(sp) is running around too.

Still haven't seen a dupe of my name and I'm thankful.

[Hips]

There's a Michi, and an Ichiko. Though Ichiko was around before me, and I didn't know about her when I made my name. She's actually pretty nice. Michi is new, though. Bleh. :(

[Betheny]

Anticor is a growth on a horse's boob. Who would want to imitate that?!

I swear it's true!

[Drew2]

>You see Neecapper.
He appears to be a Malghava Halfling.

[AnticorRifling]

Originally posted by Maimara
Anticor is a growth on a horse's boob. Who would want to imitate that?!

I swear it's true!

I showed you that and I found that out 3 years after I thought I made the word up!
So :P

[Pallon]

A guy named Pallom was running around a few years back. I went into the crypt where he and his legend friend (or MA character) were, and was like "Hey, I'm in here twice". The legend guy tries to thump me but ends up thumping Pallom instead

[GS4Gurl]

Lets not forget "Distress" and "Misery/Misury". I wish I had a dime for every version of Raven, Raveen name out there.

[peam]

Farva just went south.

"It's French for 'give me some fucking cola before I break both of your legs.'"

[Artha]

I should make Ddaarrkk Evvillnessss.

[Camri]

* Neebyter just bit the dust!

[theotherjohn]

You hear the subdued thoughts of Wolfessa echo in your mind:
"any wolf stuff for sale?"

[Artha]

Kill her, someone, please. Themed characters are alright...themed characters with stuff that matches their names are retarded.

While you're at it, kill barumples barolton too.

[Edaarin]

Touch Barumples and he'll probably shoot you, heh

[Artha]

I'll throw a katana at him.

[peam]

I'm going to take Barumples out.

[Betheny]

I bet Icedraggon wears icy blue dragon items.

[Betheny]

You see Apprentice Goo the Empath .
He appears to be a Dwarf of the Gotronek Clan.

[Artha]

You see Bunnykins SilverPincher the Empath.
She appears to be a Sylvankind.
She appears to be very young and shorter than average. She has sparkling crystal blue eyes and ivory skin. She has shoulder length, tousled golden blonde hair worn in two ponytails. She has a dainty face, an upturned nose and slightly upswept pointed ears.
She has terrible, permanent mutilation of her chest muscles, several painful-looking scars across her abdominal area, and some old neck wounds.
She is holding some golden pear-garnished rum in her left hand.
She is wearing a pair of fuzzy rabbit ears, a delicate silver mail headband, a linked topaz heart waistchain, a baguette diamond bracelet, a tiny ivory rabbit charm, a butterfly charm, a dainty golden charm bracelet, a bell-trimmed silver mail bodice, a fluffy white rabbit fur backpack, some full leather, a stark white sack, an elegant diamond-clasped handbag, a gold-threaded silvery hip satchel, a pink iceblossom, an alum bound snowcat pelt scabbard, a silvery vultite shield, a diamond studded collar, an ebony pendant depicting a centaur entwined with an elf, some pink pants, some light pink suede boots, a crystal amulet, and a small rose.

She should be shot for the pendant, as well as the name...centaur-elf love...ick.

[Artha]

Bunnykins [faint]: "I can't work where folks are feeding a cat rabbit.. see you laters Mule"

GameMaster Maybecwiss CouldBe arrived at 4:47 pm.

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Artha
Bunnykins [faint]: "I can't work where folks are feeding a cat rabbit.. see you laters Mule"

Yet she can wear items made from the skin of rabbits?

Yeah, that pendant needs to go also.

Vesi

[Taernath]

* Happyclaidhm is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust! [2:02 pm]

hahahah

[theotherjohn]

Originally posted by Taernath
* Happyclaidhm is off to a rough start! She just bit the dust! [2:02 pm]

hahahah

that is very funny:lol:

I wonder if Warclaiidhm made himself a wife?

[Some Rogue]

You see Silmarillion Niflheim the Sorceress.
She appears to be an Elf.
She appears to be very young and tall. She has silver-flecked clear colored eyes and alabaster skin. She has luminous, moonlight silver hair cascading in shimmering waves in a long train behind her. She has a delicate face, a straight nose and tall upswept pointed ears. She has a tiny pale crescent-shaped birthmark on her brow.
She has a dancing pixie tattoo on her ear, a soaring silver dragon tattoo on her ankle, a circular serpent tattoo on her finger, a crescent moon tattoo on her neck, and a braided silver ponytail.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a shimmering jewel-hued elven sash dusted with swirls of scintillating moonstones, a shimmering elven silk scarf set with tiny pentagram-etched moonstones, an enruned back-laced elven bodice clasped at the shoulder with a pair of crystallized moon-opal dragon wings attached to a witchwood pentagram, a silver-bound pale crystal bracelet, a sigil-etched dragonmist necklace, an enruned shimmering moonstone toe ring, a tiny lustrous moonstone case, a pair of pale moonstone-drop earrings, a majestic crystal dragon brooch, a delicate filigree fairy pin, a crystalline infinity pin, a platinum-trim pearlescent pouch, a pale ivory elven-crafted satchel, a pale ivory elven-crafted case, a shimmering silver scarf, a twisted witchwood elf locket, a fire pearl flying dragon pin, a luminous spun crystal bracelet, some shimmering elven lace robes, an emerald four-leaf clover pendant, a shimmering ivory lace veil, a sorcerer crest, some gleaming crystal-soled boots, a glittering crystal-covered pouch, a veniom-plated Ilyan Cloud charm, a crystal star earring, a fiery opaline moonstone clasp, a delicate moon opal brooch, a shimmering moon opal hairpin, a shimmering rainbow agate cloakpin, a silver-link moon opal bracelet, an opal and silver ankle bracelet, a sparkling crystal-scaled cloak, a pearl-trimmed spidersilk backpack, a shimmering glaesine orb, a pair of sheer opal-clasped gloves, a pair of dark crystal-lensed spectacles, some stylized opal-inlaid finger-armor, some exquisite crystal hairpins, an enruned iridescent dreamstone hair-jewel edged with glistening vaalin, some moonlight silver hair-jewels inset with shimmering crystal pentagrams, a silver-beaded elven silk skirt trimmed with tiny enruned crystalline pentagrams, a glimmaerstone-dusted translucent elven surcoat trimmed with glowing soulstone pentagrams, a darkened silver elven ring, and a shimmering crystal dragon-linked waistchain with tiny dangling opaline moonstone scales.

[Some Rogue]

* Iregular just bit the dust!

[Vesi]

Originally posted by Some Rogue
You see Silmarillion Niflheim the Sorceress.
She appears to be an Elf.
She appears to be very young and tall. She has silver-flecked clear colored eyes and alabaster skin. She has luminous, moonlight silver hair cascading in shimmering waves in a long train behind her. She has a delicate face, a straight nose and tall upswept pointed ears. She has a tiny pale crescent-shaped birthmark on her brow.
She has a dancing pixie tattoo on her ear, a soaring silver dragon tattoo on her ankle, a circular serpent tattoo on her finger, a crescent moon tattoo on her neck, and a braided silver ponytail.
She is in good shape.
She is wearing a shimmering jewel-hued elven sash dusted with swirls of scintillating moonstones, a shimmering elven silk scarf set with tiny pentagram-etched moonstones, an enruned back-laced elven bodice clasped at the shoulder with a pair of crystallized moon-opal dragon wings attached to a witchwood pentagram, a silver-bound pale crystal bracelet, a sigil-etched dragonmist necklace, an enruned shimmering moonstone toe ring, a tiny lustrous moonstone case, a pair of pale moonstone-drop earrings, a majestic crystal dragon brooch, a delicate filigree fairy pin, a crystalline infinity pin, a platinum-trim pearlescent pouch, a pale ivory elven-crafted satchel, a pale ivory elven-crafted case, a shimmering silver scarf, a twisted witchwood elf locket, a fire pearl flying dragon pin, a luminous spun crystal bracelet, some shimmering elven lace robes, an emerald four-leaf clover pendant, a shimmering ivory lace veil, a sorcerer crest, some gleaming crystal-soled boots, a glittering crystal-covered pouch, a veniom-plated Ilyan Cloud charm, a crystal star earring, a fiery opaline moonstone clasp, a delicate moon opal brooch, a shimmering moon opal hairpin, a shimmering rainbow agate cloakpin, a silver-link moon opal bracelet, an opal and silver ankle bracelet, a sparkling crystal-scaled cloak, a pearl-trimmed spidersilk backpack, a shimmering glaesine orb, a pair of sheer opal-clasped gloves, a pair of dark crystal-lensed spectacles, some stylized opal-inlaid finger-armor, some exquisite crystal hairpins, an enruned iridescent dreamstone hair-jewel edged with glistening vaalin, some moonlight silver hair-jewels inset with shimmering crystal pentagrams, a silver-beaded elven silk skirt trimmed with tiny enruned crystalline pentagrams, a glimmaerstone-dusted translucent elven surcoat trimmed with glowing soulstone pentagrams, a darkened silver elven ring, and a shimmering crystal dragon-linked waistchain with tiny dangling opaline moonstone scales.

First name ripping off Tolkien. Last name from Norse mythology.(I can forgive the last name a bit)


She could use some shimmering elven moonstone and opal items however.

Vesi

You see Holswort Niffelheim the Human.
He appears to be in his 30's, has long, straight golden blond hair, blue eyes, and pale skin.
He is in good shape.
He is holding an elegant blue vultite longsword in his right hand and a silver vultite
tower shield in his left hand.
He is wearing a crystal amulet, a satin belt pouch, a polished silver sheath, some highly polished black boots, a gold trimmed ivory-and-black quartered herald's tabard with a large red gold triskelion in the center, an onyx-inlaid white mithril belt, a polished gilt helm sporting a maroon horsehair plume, a shining silver vultite hauberk, and a gold ring.

She shares the same name with our favorite neighborhood Jantalarian Morale officer. This shot was taken after the Landing was burned down during the early days of the Griffin Sword Saga.

[Artha]

There's a dwarf in the landing named Bloodbath.

Seriously, you landingers need bonfires like we have in icemule, then you can burn the idiots.

[Betheny]

Goo is a dwarf, too. I think.

[Some Rogue]

You see Lady Amazonnia Child'oWar the Swordswoman.

[Artha]

Can we report these at all?

From Policy 6:

- Silly or out of genre names. (Frogeater Tongueodeath, Bumblebee Tunahead)

[GemstoneFan]

You see Feline.

[Hips]

Massiveman [subdued]: "thats a nice looking bodice"

MASSIVEMAN? Gah.

[Some Rogue]

Originally posted by GS3 Michiko
Massiveman [subdued]: "thats a nice looking bodice"

MASSIVEMAN? Gah.

and his twin, Enormis

[Taernath]

Originally posted by Artha
There's a dwarf in the landing named Bloodbath.

He has a 'brother' named Bloodrayne (or is it Bloodbucket?). He and Faulmooth all multi together.

[Edited on 8/23/03 by Taernath]

[Betheny]

>
Ewthanasia asks, "anyone need healing?"
>
Reijin comes out of hiding.
Reijin stands up.
>
Reijin went through a shadowy arch.
>
You hear someone calling upon the powers of the elements...
>
Nershyve says something in guild speak.
>"No, but you should put me out of my misery.
You hear someone calling upon the lesser spirits for aid...
>
You say, "No, but you should put me out of my misery."
>stare ew
You stare at Ewthanasia.
>Nershyve says something in guild speak.
>
Ewthanasia says, "im sure someone will soon enough"

[Snapp]

No they cant be reported (I've tried lots)..somehow almost none of those are against policy.. so they say...

[Drew2]

I tried to post a name the other day but the boards were being retarded.

There is a wizard in the Landing named 'Bah'.

[Artha]

Demonspawn chuckles.

[Some Rogue]

You see Darcknight Holyelf the Cleric.

[Some Rogue]

Lord Evillmon just arrived.
>
Lord Evillmon just went north.

I could post all day just sitting in the small park.

[Artha]

I saw Hevinsbane outside of Pauper's.

[Betheny]

[Wehnimer's, Catacombs]
You notice a giant rat (dead).
Also here: Spinesmasher, Bonecrusher
Obvious exits: east, west

[Betheny]

>
Lady Bhambi just arrived.
>
Lady Bhambi just went east.

[Drew2]

Maimara removes a thin gold ring from on her bronze chain.
>
Maimara slides an intricate gold and brass ring on her finger.
Suddenly Maimara vanishes!

[Hips]

I forgot to mention this, but a few days ago I was out hunting w/Whirlin, and we saw Alesse. Whirlin glanced at me, whispered "Birth control?" and we both laughed hysterically. I don't remember who had mentioned that's what Alesse is... but now I can't see her without thinking it. :bouncy:

[Betheny]

That was me.

A talking no-baby pill. And she's dumb to boot, since she doesn't 'get it'.

[Scott]

Originally posted by Maimara
That was me.

A talking no-baby pill. And she's dumb to boot, since she doesn't 'get it'.

Bah you did not.....

http://forum.gsplayers.com/viewthread.php?tid=452&page=2

[Betheny]

I thought I told the story of when she followed me around for an evening trying to get me to acknowledge that her OOC-based name was IC because there is no birth control in gemstone.

GameMaster Omno Nons arrived at 1:57 am.

2nd GM to have a really bad name

[Artha]

They have bad names because they will not be appearing at all in game. It's for GM testing/coding stuff, which no real player ever sees. It is, in effect, a throw away name, and they don't want to take a real name that someone might be thinking of.

[Praefection]

This is my bad name listing for the day. Really.. come on now. You see Vampirella Dark'Childe.

[Artha]

Pulled from who full:

Darksnake
Darkflame
Blackcrimson (choose a color and stick with it)
Articdog
Hunysuckle
Darckdeath (He wins the stupidest name award)
Darckcasterr (Close second place)
Shadowcastt (Probably the same idiot)
Risky

[Bobmuhthol]

I still like Horriblename.

[Artha]

Ah...it'd be funny to roll up 'Baddnamme' and get on the amunet and say "Hi everyone, I'm Warclaidhm!'

[Taernath]

Originally posted by Artha

Darckcasterr (Close second place)


I hate that guy, he camps in manticores.

[Bobmuhthol]

STAT FULL from 3:25 EST today.


[list=1]
Mackros
Blanca
Blackcrimson
Moordock
Holyblesser
Naessi
Byzkit
Devililly
Ashlilly
Nytemare
Katauna
Angelilly
Avryl
Beauxyeux
Crimsana
Poisonivy
Rikatika
Sellfish
Brimzstone
Rozette
Cruull
Decimate
Deevareeree
Washee
Thraak
Bevo
Forge
Moonlyte
Deathlore
Sunflare
Plots
Starna
Gothique
Blackrain
Keelymoon
Snogrot
Mhzentul
Respital
Aone
Ashtonis
Yukito
Madkilla
Wylde
Bennder
Darckdeath
Talenhawk
Used
Mistyca
Qwality
Cyclope
Hunysuckle
Gemsoul
Boiler
Julietta
Mercucius
Neathon
Arrigorn
Abigaill
Grayfaire
Zsasz
Malificient
Cocette
Redcell
Jade
Katass
Pippen
Bonecrusher
Strawberrie
Aquamarine
Twofists
Warraxx
Tariajewel
Jessye
Suzyq
Stormthumper
Chazym
Wulfguy
Darcthunder
Ooeytooie
Archegle
Uugh
Brawlah
Onyxflame
Rotsaver
Fallancer
Spinesmasher
Darktree
Radiance
Ursila
Dinasty
Risky
Sandlot
Raft
Oddeye
Bludy
Rickymaru
Technique
Lillinia
Appraise
Angeliqe
Flamestitch
Deathstryke
Demonsdesire
Umpyr
Violenttmoon
Syruz
Mint
[/list=1]

[Drew2]

You have way too much freetime.

[Artha]

Aone

What's wrong with that name?

[Bobmuhthol]

A.1. Steak Sauce.

[Artha]

Complete accident, honest.

[StrayRogue]

You forgot your own name on that list Bob.

[StrayRogue]

Sellfish just went south.

[theotherjohn]

[Wehnimer's, Exterior]
You stand below the top bank of the eastern shore of the Locksmehr River. From here you have a good view of the many merchant barges and fishing boats that move along the river. Some move towards the Landing to exchange their goods for silver, while others are working their way upstream to gather new cargo. You also see a rolton, a sturdy bridge, a large metal-topped barrier arcing over most of the area and a wooden sign.
Also here: Munedawg

[HarmNone]

Oh, my. This is a revolting development. It makes one long for the days of the name police.

HarmNone

[StrayRogue]

Yes, it is getting worse. But Stay is an ancient name *cackles and points proudly to his last name*

[Scott]

Used just arrived.

[Artha]

You see Sunflare Starbreath.

[Hips]

>report There's a person named 'Picachu' running around... not sure if that's "out-of-genre" enough for ya

SEND[Ysbail] Thanks for the heads up.

Hahaha... one stupid person down... hundreds to go. :yes:

[Artha]

As Harmonee's melody drifts onward, placid notes, like drops of water, fall into an ocean of beautiful song, eliciting a sigh of contentment from her listeners.

[GemstoneFan]

Silvermoonpyxie comes out of hiding.
Silvermoonpyxie stands up.

[Bobmuhthol]

Is she a moon or a pyxie?

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by GemstoneFan
Silvermoonpyxie comes out of hiding.
Silvermoonpyxie stands up.

Eeew. That is just bad.

HarmNone

[Artha]

Oh god, what's she wearing?

[GS4Gurl]

Originally posted by Artha
Oh god, what's she wearing?

Im betting shes PLASTERED in moon this and moon that.

[Zir]

Skoal just arrived.

[Artha]

You see Furrfeet LikeATart the Warrior.
He appears to be a Halfling.

[Bobmuhthol]

Clunk LikeARockSon.

[Bobmuhthol]

<<and some fur-lined chainmail.>>

Gross.

[Drew2]

Uncutcheese just arrived.
>
Uncutcheese just went west.
>

...I think people are TRYING to make our list.

[Artha]

Yep.

I did report him, though.

[Taernath]

Originally posted by Artha
As Harmonee's melody drifts onward, placid notes, like drops of water, fall into an ocean of beautiful song, eliciting a sigh of contentment from her listeners.

I'm glad someone else saw that. Her last name is something like 'BeautifulSong'.

[Artha]

It's Melody something or other. Stupid, stupid name.

[theotherjohn]

Scintillate

wonder if Scintillate has a wizard mole also

[Souzy]

Generated by GS..

May we suggest one of these? Keep in mind, these names are
computer generated. Some may be unpronounceable or contain
a modern reference by mistake and therefore be unacceptable.
Please use your best judgement when selecting one:

Gooldurienn, All, Imokal, Gryorarcold

Ummm All?

Ohhh...

May we suggest one of these? Keep in mind, these names are
computer generated. Some may be unpronounceable or contain
a modern reference by mistake and therefore be unacceptable.
Please use your best judgement when selecting one:

Bluesaviant, Ezara, Kazriraid, Over

[Edited on 8-30-2003 by Lalana]

[Ben]

its all over

[Kurili]

Soo..when are we all gonna roll characters with horrible generated-names again? Sounds like fun!

Dee

[AnticorRifling]

I made a rogue named Pwnd he got pulled to LCI as soon as he go into Vaalor.

[Pallon]

I can't believe a gem like Massengill wasn't taken. LCI'd within minutes

[Ilvane]

:lol: Too funny.

I wonder if he's brothers with Massiveman.

-A

[Edited on 9-1-2003 by Ilvane]

[GemstoneFan]

LCI'd....what's that mean? Consultation room?

[HarmNone]

Originally posted by GemstoneFan
LCI'd....what's that mean? Consultation room?

Last Chance Inn. It is the gathering place for those whose names are so bad that death is the only cure. Beyond the Last Chance Inn lies oblivion. :D

Harm None

[Snapp]

You see Ratamataman.
He appears to be a Dhe'nar Dark Elf.
He appears to be very young. He has almond-shaped ale-brown eyes and brown skin. He has a bald head. He has an aquiline nose.
Despite no apparent injuries, he seems to be DEAD!

[Drew2]

Another one bites the dust...


Corazon just arrived.
>
Corazon just went south.
>report Corazon (someone's name) is spanish for 'heart'. I don't know if that's out of genre or not though. Sorry for bothering if not.


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