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Methais
10-27-2009, 02:56 PM
http://b.mektroid.net/must_not_fap2.jpg
Drew
10-27-2009, 02:57 PM
You should make this a poll.
ElvenFury
10-27-2009, 03:00 PM
I wasn't... until I saw Patrick's manly hands.

Oh baby.
Methais
10-27-2009, 03:01 PM
You should make this a poll.

It is a poll. If you didn't masturbate so much your eyesight would be good enough to see that!!!!!!!!1₧
ElvenFury
10-27-2009, 03:03 PM
Now you'll have to make like Lord Paco and redo this poll every 2 hours to make a running census.
Androidpk
10-27-2009, 03:07 PM
http://www.threadbombing.com/data/media/46/must-not-fap.jpg
Methais
10-27-2009, 03:10 PM
http://ownedirl.com/motivators/asian_girls.jpg
Asha
10-27-2009, 03:10 PM
Just missed me
Keller
10-27-2009, 03:12 PM
to Briarfox: YOU LIE!!!
Methais
10-27-2009, 03:14 PM
to Briarfox: YOU LIE!!!

I'm thinking he just finished fapping right before I posted the thread.
ElvenFury
10-27-2009, 03:14 PM
http://www.alinpopescu.eu/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/1240564223_slow-mo_water_balloon_tits1.gif

Same image, different site. First site was unstable. :-(
Methais
10-27-2009, 03:18 PM
http://www.jenk.co.uk/images/1240564223_slow-mo_water_balloon_tits.gif

The image failed, but I copied the link manually and it brought me to an incredible collage of epic boob win unlike any pwnage before it.

http://jenk.co.uk/

Yes plz.

EDIT: Link stopped failing, but the page is still ridiculous win. Even more than Celephais's boob page (except for Titsket just because it's Tisket).
Barundar
10-27-2009, 03:26 PM
I wasn't masturbating but then I clicked that link. My coworkers look pissed.
Cephalopod
10-27-2009, 03:29 PM
That link is pretty awesome, so yes.
Celephais
10-27-2009, 03:34 PM
The image failed, but I copied the link manually and it brought me to an incredible collage of epic boob win unlike any pwnage before it.

http://jenk.co.uk/

Yes plz.

EDIT: Link stopped failing, but the page is still ridiculous win. Even more than Celephais's boob page (except for Titsket just because it's Tisket).

http://www.jenk.co.uk/ (yeah... enjoy, just go to the source)
Credit to EF for originally hotlinking to the site, and I did the same thing as you. (photobucket will only let you host the pictures on that site for so long).
Androidpk
10-27-2009, 03:37 PM
I wasn't masturbating but then I clicked that link. My coworkers look pissed.

You're not supposed to masturbate in front of coworkers. Usually.
Cephalopod
10-27-2009, 03:39 PM
You're not supposed to masturbate in front of coworkers. Usually.

Behind and on?
Barundar
10-27-2009, 03:41 PM
You're not supposed to masturbate in front of coworkers. Usually.

I don't have time for all these masturbating "rules." I'm a busy man.
ElvenFury
10-27-2009, 03:45 PM
Credit to EF for originally hotlinking to the site, and I did the same thing as you. (photobucket will only let you host the pictures on that site for so long).

Posting pr0n is srs business!
Androidpk
10-27-2009, 03:52 PM
Behind and on?

Yes. :lol:
Cephalopod
10-27-2009, 04:12 PM
http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/48447-1/Optimus_masturbation.jpg
Inspire
10-27-2009, 05:17 PM
Sure are a lot of masterbaters!

AestheticLife, Allereli, Androidpk, AnticorRifling, Beguiler, ElvenFury, Gelston, Inspire, Keller, Kuyuk, Liagala, Methais, Nachos DLC, Numbers, phantasm, Some Rogue, Tisket

Oh shit, I'm one of them!
Back
10-27-2009, 05:20 PM
I like the PC... but not THAT much.
Kuyuk
10-27-2009, 05:48 PM
<3 that some of the masturbaters are chicks.
Back
10-27-2009, 05:50 PM
<3 that some of the masturbaters are chicks.

Seems like most...


AestheticLife, Allereli, Androidpk, AnticorRifling, Beguiler, ElvenFury, Gelston, Inspire, JihnasSpirit, Keller, Kuyuk, Liagala, Methais, Nachos DLC, Numbers, phantasm, Some Rogue, Tisket

And that IS hot.
BigWorm
10-27-2009, 05:52 PM
Seems like most...



And that IS hot.

And you ARE creepy
Methais
10-27-2009, 05:54 PM
Back, BriarFox, crazymage, Drayal, Nieninque, Sean of the Thread, Xaerve all fail.

Pretty sure Nien's lying though.
Back
10-27-2009, 05:58 PM
And you ARE creepy

Deflection...


No dude. You are creepy if you whack off to the PC.
Methais
10-27-2009, 06:01 PM
Deflection...


No dude. You are creepy if you whack off to the PC.

Like you've never spanked it to Tisket before right?
Keller
10-27-2009, 06:03 PM
Back, BriarFox, crazymage, Drayal, Nieninque, Sean of the Thread, Xaerve all fail.

Pretty sure Nien's lying though.

Giggity giggity giggity
Back
10-27-2009, 06:03 PM
Like you've never spanked it to Tisket before right?

I’ve spanked the hell out of her. Looking for something new.
pabstblueribbon
10-27-2009, 06:04 PM
I should be. I'm at hooters. Mmm breastseses.
Methais
10-27-2009, 06:04 PM
Giggity giggity giggity

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/blackhawk777/Quagmire.png
Gan
10-27-2009, 08:30 PM
http://ownedirl.com/motivators/asian_girls.jpg

mmmmm dimples :)
BriarFox
10-27-2009, 08:37 PM
to Briarfox: YOU LIE!!!


I'm thinking he just finished fapping right before I posted the thread.


Back, BriarFox, crazymage, Drayal, Nieninque, Sean of the Thread, Xaerve all fail.

Pretty sure Nien's lying though.

Ask me again later!
Killer Kitten
10-28-2009, 12:42 PM
If you guys can jerk off and type at the same time you're obviously not treating yourselves to a full and immersive jerk off experience.

Live a little! Bring back the romance. Buy that hand of yours a nice bottle of wine, make a lobster dinner with lots of drippy butter for eating with the fingers, put on some sexy music, something those fingers can snap to... Damnit, you gotta romance that hand, listen to it, let it know that at this moment it is your whole world.

Otherwise you might as well be having 'married sex' with it.
Allereli
10-28-2009, 01:13 PM
something those fingers can snap to...

I don't know, snapping up in there might hurt
ElvenFury
10-28-2009, 01:58 PM
If you guys can jerk off and type at the same time you're obviously not treating yourselves to a full and immersive jerk off experience.

Live a little! Bring back the romance. Buy that hand of yours a nice bottle of wine, make a lobster dinner with lots of drippy butter for eating with the fingers, put on some sexy music, something those fingers can snap to... Damnit, you gotta romance that hand, listen to it, let it know that at this moment it is your whole world.

Otherwise you might as well be having 'married sex' with it.

Apparently you're not clear on the concept. The hand only gets action because it's low maintenance. If I'm going to do all that crap I might as well fuck my woman.

^Typed one handed? Fuck Yeah!
AnticorRifling
10-28-2009, 02:06 PM
I told myself no but I knew I wanted it.
ElvenFury
10-28-2009, 02:18 PM
I told myself no but I knew I wanted it.

Quick, go hide in France!
NocturnalRob
10-28-2009, 03:04 PM
Quick, go hide in France!
too soon?
Sean of the Thread
10-28-2009, 04:15 PM
Lol from Killer Kitten's post on down.


rofl.
4a6c1
10-28-2009, 04:35 PM
Only the PC could further pervert a thread about masterbation.

:heart:
Androidpk
10-28-2009, 09:36 PM
Bunch of fluff heads.
Celephais
10-29-2009, 01:51 AM
Bunch of fluff heads.
hahaha ... awesome.