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Mint
03-09-2004, 03:19 AM
Apparently some are unaware of the fare box jokes so by U2U request here it is:

I was doing a late night route that runs up and down Highway 99/Aurora Ave. There are a lot of taverns along this stretch of road and we get a lot of drunks there. Which is good because at least they are not driving a car and endangering others.

I pulled into a bus zone and a drunk got aboard and typically he spent a lot of time swaying back and forth digging through his pockets for change (drunks NEVER have their fare ready).

Not wanting to pull out with someone so unsteady (lots of paperwork if someone falls on board) I told him to have a seat and just pay when he was ready to get off.

I am still not really sure what ticked him off but he then proceeded to unzip his pants, whip his wanger out, and pee on my fare box.

Then he calmly sat down and waited for the transit cops to come arrest him.

Drunks are funny.

The End.
Tsa`ah
03-09-2004, 03:29 AM
I needed the chuckle. :D

For future reference, keep a set of bolt cutters within the visage of those boarding. It just takes on drunk Bobbitized to send the message.
Sean
03-09-2004, 03:31 AM
That's just how I flirt with Mint.
Mint
03-09-2004, 03:31 AM
It actually was not as bad as the drunk that vomited on me. Too bad that was not an offense the police would have arrested for.
Tsa`ah
03-09-2004, 03:35 AM
Nothing is worse than drunk puke.

One of the shipping coordinators I work with used to drive mass-transit.

The funniest story he had to tell was of the college freshman he picked up around 1am who started "cranking one off" directly behind the driver's seat.
Mint
03-09-2004, 03:43 AM
We have drivers (luckily it has never happened to me) that have had drunks get on, go to the back and defecate. Thank god we don't have to clean our own buses.
Madmox
03-09-2004, 03:47 AM
Its threads like this that make me think they should hand out ass gaskets on buses.

-Colin
Mint
03-09-2004, 04:23 AM
Originally posted by Madmox
Its threads like this that make me think they should hand out ass gaskets on buses.

Preaching to the choir...
Caiylania
03-09-2004, 04:27 AM
Mint likes golden showers!!!
Mint
03-09-2004, 04:39 AM
Originally posted by Caiylania
Mint likes golden showers!!!

All I can say is: EWWWWW

Trade jobs anyone?
Caiylania
03-09-2004, 04:48 AM
Bwahahahahaha


and no. :D
Weedmage Princess
03-09-2004, 06:18 AM
Well...I'm officially grossed out.
Ryku
03-09-2004, 06:34 AM
So your a bus driver in what? Shoreline? Ya cuz i thought you mentioned you lived in WA too, thats funny. I should get drunk one night and run around from bus to bus on aurora till i find you! I'll sport my GS4 t-shirt so you know it's me, then i'll make sure to vomit on myself. IM SO GUNNA DO IT! :lol:
Weedmage Princess
03-09-2004, 06:37 AM
No you aren't, Ryku. I dare you.

Mint, if he does, take pics.
Bobmuhthol
03-09-2004, 06:38 AM
<<I'll sport my GS4 t-shirt so you know it's me>>

They make GSIV shirts?!?
Skirmisher
03-09-2004, 09:32 AM
Originally posted by Caiylania
Mint likes golden showers!!!

My image of sweet innocent Caiylania is shattered forever.:O
Galleazzo
03-09-2004, 10:05 AM
Da-yum.

I ride buses and trains all the time -- you commute with a car in Boston if you're rich and brain damaged. Ain't never seen a guy whip it out and pay his fare with his piss before though.

Now we know what a bladder full is worth now though. Boston's bus fare is 90 cents.
Caiylania
03-09-2004, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by Skirmisher

Originally posted by Caiylania
Mint likes golden showers!!!

My image of sweet innocent Caiylania is shattered forever.:O

ME? She's the one bragging about it!!
Ryku
03-09-2004, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by Bobmuhthol
<<I'll sport my GS4 t-shirt so you know it's me>>

They make GSIV shirts?!?

Not that i know of, i'd be on that like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm but i've had to settle for making my own. It's a perfect blend of ghetto trash and prestige, a must for every gemstoner's collection!
Mint
03-09-2004, 02:36 PM
Originally posted by Ryku
So your a bus driver in what? Shoreline? Ya cuz i thought you mentioned you lived in WA too, thats funny. I should get drunk one night and run around from bus to bus on aurora till i find you! I'll sport my GS4 t-shirt so you know it's me, then i'll make sure to vomit on myself. IM SO GUNNA DO IT! :lol:

STALKER. Stay in Bellevue. Heh, let this be a lesson boys and girls...never give personal info out over the internet or you too might have a visit from a drunk wearing a GSIV tee shirt.
Galleazzo
03-09-2004, 02:46 PM
Yeah, but think of it this way, Mint darlin'. Guy's going to puke on every woman driver on your system? He's gonna be in the joint on perv charges long before he gets to you, odds are.
Mint
03-09-2004, 02:48 PM
Ryku, here's a pic of me so you know who to look for:
Nakiro
03-09-2004, 03:15 PM
My question is, did they still make the drunk guy do a piss test to varify that he was intoxicated?
Mint
03-09-2004, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by Nakiro
My question is, did they still make the drunk guy do a piss test to varify that he was intoxicated?

I have no idea. And I care less. He was taken off my bus and that is all I cared about at the time. I do know he spent the night in jail but not on what charge.
TheEschaton
03-09-2004, 04:54 PM
Does anyone else think that "fare box violation" sounds dirty, and is akin to not pulling out in time?


-TheE-
Ryku
03-09-2004, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Mint
Ryku, here's a pic of me so you know who to look for:

I retract all of my previous statements... :(
Mint
03-10-2004, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Ryku

Originally posted by Mint
Ryku, here's a pic of me so you know who to look for:

I retract all of my previous statements... :(

Men are so shallow
:)
Caiylania
03-10-2004, 08:50 AM
Not all! But far toooo many :(