NFL Picks - Week 5

[Kembal]

Cleveland at Buffalo
Dallas at Kansas City
Minnesota at St. Louis
Oakland at NY Giants
Tampa Bay at Philadelphia
Pittsburgh at Detroit
Washington at Carolina
Cincinnati at Baltimore
Atlanta at San Francisco
Jacksonville at Seattle
Houston at Arizona
New England at Denver
Indianapolis at Tennessee

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets at Miami

[Solkern]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Detroit
Washington
Baltimore
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Houston
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
Miami go Miami! 35

[RSR]

Buffalo
Dallas :help:
Minnesota
Giants
Philly
Pittsburgh
Washington
Baltimore
Atlanta
Seattle
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

Jets 35

-Richard.

[Atlanteax]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington
Baltimore
Atlanta
Seattle
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

NY Jets

[AnticorRifling]

Cleveland <--- My upset of the week
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington
Baltimore
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets [49]

[Neo]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Detroit
Carolina
Cincinnati
San Francisco
Seattle
Arizona
Denver
Tennessee

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets 41

[TheEschaton]

It wouldn't be much of an upset, AR, but I still gotta make the homer pick:

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Cincinnati <---my upset of the week
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Arizona
Denver
Indianapolis

NY Jets - 42

[NocturnalRob]

The picks this week could not be any easier.

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington
Baltimore
Atlanta
Seattle
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets 42

[Ardwen]

Buffalo Someone has to suck less maybe
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Atlanta
Seattle
Houston
New England
Indianapolis


NY Jets 53


Seems like a whole lot of brutally bad teams are playing top tier ones this week, bet its going to be a tight one

[RichardCranium]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis


NY Jets {38}

[Kembal]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington
Cincinnati
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Houston
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets - 45

[Drew]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina (Washinton at Carolina, what a terrible terrible game)
Baltimore
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
Miami - 2

[TheEschaton]

As if Cleveland at Buffalo isn't a terrible game. The thought of it gives me the shakes.

[Ardwen]

I bet ya could get a free ticket to that game easy E, Hell someone might pay you to go as part of some weird pain study.

[peam]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets - 39

[Parkbandit]

Cleveland at Buffalo
Kansas City
Minnesota
NY Giants
Tampa Bay
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Arizona
Denver
Indianapolis

NY Jets 34

[Drew]

As if Cleveland at Buffalo isn't a terrible game. The thought of it gives me the shakes.

I thought no one circled the wagons like the buffalo bills?

[Latrinsorm]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington
Cincinnati
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Arizona
Denver
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets (31)
The picks this week could not be any easier.For posterity.
I thought no one circled the wagons like the buffalo bills?Someone apparently gave the Indians AKs.

[peam]

Carolina (Washinton at Carolina, what a terrible terrible game)


Yep. This shit fest is going to be shown over the Dallas/KC game, due to the marketing area I live in. :\

[TheEschaton]

I bet ya could get a free ticket to that game easy E, Hell someone might pay you to go as part of some weird pain study.

We already have season tickets. We pay to be subjected to it. Luckily, I live in NYC, so I only make 1 or 2 games a year.


Oh, and Drew, part of the circling is being surrounded by wild Injuns and not knowing if you're gonna live or die but you're thinking, yeah, I'm probably gonna die.

[Drevihyin]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Houston
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets 44

[Drew]

Oh, and Drew, part of the circling is being surrounded by wild Injuns and not knowing if you're gonna live or die but you're thinking, yeah, I'm probably gonna die.

I do want to thank you and your team for making me feel a lot better about the Dolphins.

[Daniel]

Cleveland
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Cincinnati
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Houston
Denver
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
Miami 23

[Trouble]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Tennessee

NY Jets - 37

[Celephais]

Buffalo
Kansas City
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Cincinnati
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets (45)

[LMingrone]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NYG
Philly
Pitt
Carolina
Baltimore
San Fran
Jacksonville
Houston
New England
Indy

Jets 42

[Zanagodly]

Cleveland
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
San Francisco
Seattle
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
NY Jets - 37

[Rimalon]

Cleveland
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington
Baltimore
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Houston
Denver
Indianapolis

NY Jets--49 pts

[Stabbyrogue]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis


NY Jets (31)

[Keller]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
San Francisco
Seattle
Arizona
Denver
Tennessee
Miami (38)

[Scott]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Washington
Baltimore
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

NY Jets (31)

[Stunseed]

Cleveland
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
San Francisco
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

NY Jets - 18

[Latrinsorm]

PB, you haven't made a pick for Cleveland v. Buffalo. Everyone else is good to go.

[Ardwen]

it isnt like that game matters at all, let him pick some random high school game instead heh

[Tsa`ah]

While I've got more than a minute to scratch my ass ...

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
San Francisco
Seattle
Houston
Denver
Indianapolis

NY Jets 47

[Doughboy]

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Baltimore
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Arizona
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
Miami - 38

[Drinin]

Buffalo
Kansas City
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Cincinnati
San Francisco
Jacksonville
HArizona
New England
Indianapolis

MON, OCT 12
Miami--49

Took a few upsets this week, we'll see if the pan out.

[LMingrone]

Need some help from experienced gamblers. The only bookie I know won't take a parlay bet with Indy and The Jets against the spread. As far as I can tell, the average is Colts -4, Jets -2.5.

I need a legit site that will take my bet and PAY ME WHEN I WIN!

[Sean of the Thread]

<---- experienced gambler


Don't play a parlay unless it's for a little bit of money and for little bit of fun. Like a lottery ticket. It's house money for the most part.

But for what it's worth and if you know anything about the numbers this should help your decision.

Showing Jets -1 -137 now at one of my tightest books.
Indy -3.5 -103

[Sean of the Thread]

Vikings
Cowgirls
Panthra's

Eggles (I swear I'm wearing a paper bag if we go 0-5) AT least I've bet against them each week.

Giants
bills
ravens
steelers
49'ers
fucking patriots
cards
seahawks (DON'T FUCK ME AGAIN JAGS) (or I'll kill a bambi and blame it on stunseed)
Colts

Monday
J E T S S S JETS 38

I may edit Monday pick still really tossed up on it.

[Willington]

Buffalo
Baltimore
Washington
Pittsburg
Dallas
Giants
Phil
Min
San Fran
Arizona
Denver
Jack
Colts
Jets (35)

[Drew]

I'm going to change my pick to Houston over Arizona. This was niggling at me last night and I know if Houston ends up winning and I don't pick them I'll be very upset.

[Stunseed]

Dear Ray Lewis,

I love how you knock bitches out, but you're killing your team.

kthxbai

[Ardwen]

ravens get enough flags or what

[Drinin]

WHO MOTHER FUCKING DEY

[TheEschaton]

Fucking Bills shit the bed again. 2 weeks without an offensive TD

[Ardwen]

and 2 early losses on toss up type crap games heh

[RichardCranium]

WHO MOTHER FUCKING DEY

Get your own chant.

[RichardCranium]

Fucking Bills shit the bed again. 2 weeks without an offensive TD

What's worse than losing to the Browns? Losing to the Browns 6-3.

[TheEschaton]

winning FG coming on a muffed punt on our own 20 with 2:30 to go, yep.

[Drinin]

Get your own chant.

Stolen fair and square.

[Neo]

Ruff week!

[Latrinsorm]

11-2: theEschaton (rofl @ the Bills)
10-3: Daniel, Zanagodly
9-4: Anticor, Ardwen, Atlanteax, Doughboy, Keller, Latrinsorm, Neo, RichardCranium, RSR, Sean of the Thread, Stunseed, Tsa`ah
8-5: Celephais, Drevihyin, Drinin, Kembal, Peam, Rimalon, Scott, StabbyRogue, Trouble, Willington
7-6: Drew, LMingrone
7-5: Parkbandit
6-7: Solkern

Daniel picked Miami and is therefore technically still alive for the week title.

[Doughboy]

I couldn't believe the Bills game....or Seattle...then the fucking Pats lose...wtf. Garbage week.

[TheEschaton]

Small consolation that I won this week, and my fantasy matchup this week.

[Daniel]

Don't get ahead of yourself buddy

[TheEschaton]

roflmao @ Miami beating the Jets, buddy.

[Ardwen]

so many brutal games amazed as a group we did so well

not including Solkern who really sucks at this

[Androidpk]

roflmao @ Miami beating the Jets, buddy.

Saved for later.

[Solkern]

so many brutal games amazed as a group we did so well

not including Solkern who really sucks at this


Meh, my first bad week in a LONG time, everyone has one, once in a while ;)

[NocturnalRob]

i'm 9-4, Latrin, you whore. Enter me into the ranks of mediocrity!!

New England, Washington, and Buffalo, you can all suck a cock.

[Sean of the Thread]

Fucking A I put the browns bills game down as the worst of the year thus far.

Thank you JAX for showing up!

And f'n shit did the broncos pull that game out of their ass.

Gotta say was an interesting week overall.

[Parkbandit]

Good news is I won all 3 of my fantasy games this week.. even though I didn't set the PC one up. Not sure who I beat, but I know I had at least ONE guy on a bye starting.

[TheEschaton]

It wouldn't be much of an upset, AR, but I still gotta make the homer pick:

Buffalo
Dallas
Minnesota
NY Giants
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Carolina
Cincinnati <---my upset of the week
Atlanta
Jacksonville
Arizona
Denver
Indianapolis

NY Jets - 42

If it wasn't for my homer pick and....wait, who else lost on this list? J'ville? I'd be sitting pretty.

[NocturnalRob]

despite the fact that I'm a big Skins fan, I don't see them winning any more games this season, except MAYBE the Raiders game.

[Doughboy]

It's pretty hard to lose to the Raiders right now... Dear fucking god do they look bad. They're making the 1-15 Dolphins team look fucking awesome.

[Sean of the Thread]

Raiders look bad right now. I mean bad like wtf are they doing bad.

That being said the bucs are hard to watch right as well. Hell the Gator LSU game was too much for my getting old ass.

[NocturnalRob]

Braylon Edwards is already making Cleveland fans cry.

edit: Also, Thomas Jones, please stop raping the Fins D-line. It's making Marc Anthony sad.

[Androidpk]

roflmao @ Miami beating the Jets, buddy.

:)

[Doughboy]

What a great game. Stadium was awesome tonight. Theres few things in the world better than watching Jets fans leave the stadium crying...

[TheEschaton]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

[Stunseed]

Just
End
The
Season

JETS JETS JETS

[Daniel]

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Well, I think you still won on the tie breaker.

[Drew]

Just got home from the stadium. Was almost a college football atmosphere, fantastic game!

[RSR]

despite the fact that I'm a big Skins fan, I don't see them winning any more games this season, except MAYBE the Raiders game.

Interestingly enough the Redskins have not played a team yet this year that had won a game at the time they played the Redskins. (this includes the 0-0 Giants).



Week 1: vs. 0-0 Giants.
Week 2: vs. 0-1 Rams.
Week 3: vs. 0-2 Lions.
Week 4: vs. 0-3 Bucs.
Week 5: vs. 0-3 Panthers.
Week 6: vs. 0-5 Chiefs.


-Richard.

[Doughboy]

Just got home from the stadium. Was almost a college football atmosphere, fantastic game!

Yeah, it was pretty fucking awesome. I didn't sit in my normal seats, I had use of a box last night and you could feel the stadium rumbling up there. It was pretty damn wild.

[Sean of the Thread]

You Miami bastards. I hope you all learn Spanish.

I'm learning how to cut eye holes in paper bags up here in Tampa Bay.

[LMingrone]

Damn Jets. I ended up parlaying Jets and Colts, and Yankees Giants. Only lost $30, but SHOULD HAVE WON MAD LOOT IF THE JETS DIDN'T SUCK.

[NocturnalRob]

Interestingly enough the Redskins have not played a team yet this year that had won a game at the time they played the Redskins. (this includes the 0-0 Giants).
yeah...people have been saying that since week 2.

no one can ever say we didn't have an easy first half of the season.

[Latrinsorm]

If you guys don't beat the Chiefs, you ought to be demoted to the AFL or something. Enough's enough.

And yes, Eschaton wins on tiebreaker.

[Sean of the Thread]

Damn Jets. I ended up parlaying Jets and Colts, and Yankees Giants. Only lost $30, but SHOULD HAVE WON MAD LOOT IF THE JETS DIDN'T SUCK.


What did I tell you about parlays.

Now take each bet by themselves and how did you come out?

[LMingrone]

(Middle Finger emoticon) Come on. It was a LOCK. I just have the worst luck ever.

The stupid parlay would have payed 3.5x. Betting single games would have won something like 1.5. Hey I had fun getting drunk and screaming at the TV. Worth the loss!!!!!!

Edit The bad part is I have an online account now, and the other half is checking spreads on hockey now. :(