712 = Hilarity

[Drew2]

Paston leaps from hiding to attack!
Paston swings a jagged-edged mithril greatsword at Senja!
AS: +236 vs DS: +136 with AvD: +44 + d100 roll: +50 = +194
... and hits for 67 points of damage!
Diagonal slash leaves a bloody trail across Senja's torso.
She is stunned!
A dark shadowy tendril rises up from Senja's skin, writhes its way up a jagged-edged mithril greatsword towards Paston and lashes out malevolently...
CS: +128 - TD: +32 + CvA: +20 + d100: +26 - -5 == +147
Warding failed!
A dull grey beam snakes out toward Paston!
... 50 points of damage!
... 20 points of damage!
Groove etched into skin of chest and quickly fills with blood.

* Paston drops dead at your feet!


A voice from the crowd echoes, "Murder! Murder! Someone call for the night watchman!"


**Drops of oily residue fly from Paston's mithril greatsword, drenching Senja! **
**Senja claws at his eyes!**
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* Paston just bit the dust!
>
The ghostly voice of Paston exclaims, "Woot!"
>roll laugh
You fall to the ground laughing hysterically!

[AnticorRifling]

Did that dumb ass really say Woot? He should be raised only to be killed again.

[Kainen]

that's ok that piece of shit's going to jail for assult.. I tried to take care of the little fucker by myself but Xenostrus kept interfering and unstunning paston.. too bad no one has enough balls to fight thier own battles.

[Parkbandit]

Xenostrus does get some credit in my book. He was just barely smart enough not to fuck with my ranger.. which makes him less stupid than some. And I was stirring the pot pretty well that day.

:)