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Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 09:15 AM
Last night at poker league some dick stick army fuck was mouthing off dropping C bombs etc left and right and I was like "hey chill there's a lot of women here". Older women that are my friends. (I wore my boon out last night and I think that's what started it)
Well 30 minutes or so later two guys grabbed me from behind and this douche drilled me in the face and then they hauled ass while the bartender called 911 and six squad cars showed. They are regulars but she wouldn't give up the names and had me trespassed.
They were going to give me a courtesy ride home but someone called my room mate and made her ass drive all the way out to pick me up and she woke up late for work. She's not happy.
I think I'm just going to stay in the house from now on.
*post script: While I have a headache he hits like a pussy because I don't even have swelling or a bruise.
Celephais
08-31-2009, 09:26 AM
Yeaah... something tells me you more than said "hey chill".
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 09:34 AM
"hey chill and watch your fucking language in front of the ladies" Perhaps.
StrayRogue
08-31-2009, 09:44 AM
Classy. And you were asking for money, for what, to go drink and play poker?
Celephais
08-31-2009, 09:55 AM
http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af213/GuinnessKMF2/SotT.png
Some Rogue
08-31-2009, 10:04 AM
ROFL
StrayRogue
08-31-2009, 10:16 AM
I suppose gambling is alright then. But it's good to know you're spending every waking hour working hard to set right all the wrongs.
Two thumbs up.
Solkern
08-31-2009, 10:16 AM
I think he was responding to SR
Celephais
08-31-2009, 10:19 AM
I think he was responding to SR
Sorry, deleted my post, so yours looks out of place. (both you and SotT need to learn to quote). Yeah I realized right after I posted he wasn't talking to me.
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 10:19 AM
http://i1009.photobucket.com/albums/af213/GuinnessKMF2/SotT.png
lol where do you get that shit from? If you made it yourself awesome but if it's some app I want the link.
I wasn't drinking (diet coke) and I did get jumped lol. It's not my fault and they asked me if I want to file charges when they get their names.
The bartender has some personal issues with me and thus the trespass. It will be revoked once I talk to the owners and tell them the whore was drinking shots behind the bar all night. We screwed around when drunk once like back in early March... I didn't know she had a boyfriend. He wasn't happy to say the least.
Personally I don't really give a shit. I just have a headache. This shit is the least of my worries.
Oh and I have exactly .78 cents to my name for the record. I couldn't buy a drink if I wanted to.
Solkern
08-31-2009, 10:21 AM
Sorry, deleted my post, so yours looks out of place. (both you and SotT need to learn to quote). Yeah I realized right after I posted he wasn't talking to me.
I tried to quote you, but for some reason it wouldn't let me.
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 10:21 AM
I suppose gambling is alright then. But it's good to know you're spending every waking hour working hard to set right all the wrongs.
Two thumbs up.
It's free poker with two yearly WSOP entries at stake.
Celephais
08-31-2009, 10:22 AM
I just made it myself in photoshop... would be a cool app though.
It's just ridiculous how much you get screwed over, I have two things that I find hard to believe, that you could have set them off with so little, or that you didn't know you were setting them off.
Solkern
08-31-2009, 10:23 AM
I just made it myself in photoshop... would be a cool app though.
It's just ridiculous how much you get screwed over, I have two things that I find hard to believe, that you could have set them off with so little, or that you didn't know you were setting them off.
I concur, you are just Murphy's Law Sean :(
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 10:26 AM
I just made it myself in photoshop... would be a cool app though.
It's just ridiculous how much you get screwed over, I have two things that I find hard to believe, that you could have set them off with so little, or that you didn't know you were setting them off.
They were drunk as shit and I know since I've been there.
The other night I body slammed a guy out of his chair at a table for talking shit about my family. (save the ratolin jokes they're boring now).
I'm lucky for not getting in shit for that. Sad thing is he was a good friend and been sober for 6 weeks but decided to drink that night. We made up but I wish it didn't happen.
Karma I guess.
Solkern
08-31-2009, 10:28 AM
Karma I guess.
Karma's a bitch ain't it?
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 10:35 AM
yeah and so is trading $15 dollars of grocery money for smokes. I've never had the urge like I've had this week. Court date coming up and broke as shit.
So yes I've started smoking again. Pack of Camels yesterday and I'm sure this one will be gone soon.
I couldn't do community service today because the room mates dog stabbed her eye on a fucking aloe plant and we had to go to the vets this morning. I may just walk down to clearwater beach and look at camel toes whilst I smoke my pack of camels today. It's a pretty bitch of a walk but my bus pass is expired now.
That or install mall tycoon 2 that I have no clue about but found it sitting in the closet here.
Madcap
08-31-2009, 10:41 AM
yeah and so is trading $15 dollars of grocery money for smokes. I've never had the urge like I've had this week. Court date coming up and broke as shit.
So yes I've started smoking again. Pack of Camels yesterday and I'm sure this one will be gone soon.
I couldn't do community service today because the room mates dog stabbed her eye on a fucking aloe plant and we had to go to the vets this morning. I may just walk down to clearwater beach and look at camel toes whilst I smoke my pack of camels today. It's a pretty bitch of a walk but my bus pass is expired now.
That or install mall tycoon 2 that I have no clue about but found it sitting in the closet here.
Are you doing community service to pre-empt sentencing, or is it conditional as part of your bail/bond?
When I bailed out during my case, they didn't give me anything, and it was superior court, 25,000 cash only bail. was so weird I was seeing people wth 1,000 dollar bails have to take piss tests and what not, and here I was, going to court for trafficking, with a decent size bail, and I didn't get any bail conditions.
hey but in all honesty, Sean, it only rains for so long and the sun does come out eventually. it's not what you do that defines you, it's what you do during tough times that defines you, that's the way I look at it.
longshot
08-31-2009, 10:51 AM
yeah and so is trading $15 dollars of grocery money for smokes. I've never had the urge like I've had this week. Court date coming up and broke as shit.
So yes I've started smoking again. Pack of Camels yesterday and I'm sure this one will be gone soon.
I couldn't do community service today because the room mates dog stabbed her eye on a fucking aloe plant and we had to go to the vets this morning. I may just walk down to clearwater beach and look at camel toes whilst I smoke my pack of camels today. It's a pretty bitch of a walk but my bus pass is expired now.
That or install mall tycoon 2 that I have no clue about but found it sitting in the closet here.
Goddamn.
You need a hug.
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 10:52 AM
I had to do 50 community service hours manditory or buy it off for $500. I have to do another 132 or so hours at $7.25 an hour to pay off what's left of the fines.
Most of the loaned money went to probation's supervision fees that I was waaaaaay behind on. Shit I paid $1.50 one week because that's all I had.
As for the piss tests I'm getting screwed on that as well. I have to take two a week at $25 a pop that I obviously can't pay. It's just being added on to the fines and court costs come 9/11.
I was ROR so no bail for me I just had to sit in a booking room of like 300 crazy fucks for 18 hours or so before I saw the judge the next day originally.
I just can't wait until this is all gone and I can move on my with my life. Finally got a good job with a great corp but the timing couldn't be worse. I start Sept 8th and my sentencing is the 11th.
I've got cabin fever bad as well. I can't stand staying at this woman's house. Need this job to get back on my feet but I also need this woman's house to work. Life's a bitch.
Still haven't heard from my kids or ex since father's day when I got the post cards. I'm on edge lately.
Madcap
08-31-2009, 10:58 AM
I had to do 50 community service hours manditory or buy it off for $500. I have to do another 132 or so hours at $7.25 an hour to pay off what's left of the fines.
Most of the loaned money went to probation's supervision fees that I was waaaaaay behind on. Shit I paid $1.50 one week because that's all I had.
As for the piss tests I'm getting screwed on that as well. I have to take two a week at $25 a pop that I obviously can't pay. It's just being added on to the fines and court costs come 9/11.
I was ROR so no bail for me I just had to sit in a booking room of like 300 crazy fucks for 18 hours or so before I saw the judge the next day originally.
I just can't wait until this is all gone and I can move on my with my life. Finally got a good job with a great corp but the timing couldn't be worse. I start Sept 8th and my sentencing is the 11th.
I've got cabin fever bad as well. I can't stand staying at this woman's house. Need this job to get back on my feet but I also need this woman's house to work. Life's a bitch.
Still haven't heard from my kids or ex since father's day when I got the post cards. I'm on edge lately.
In Massachusetts they make you do fine time. 33 dollars a day. Be thankful they don't have that in your state.
You know you can speak to the P.O. or the clerk of courts and maybe have the accruing fines frozen since you are starting a new job. I know the 25 dollar piss tests are pretty universal, but they are usually pretty leniant on length of time you have to pay them.
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 10:58 AM
Question for those who may know... When you get a trespass warrant aren't you supposed to get some documentation? I was just told that I was trespassed and not to return again per the bitchy bartender's request.
I could have sworn I should have received some paper work or some shit.
Madcap
08-31-2009, 11:02 AM
Question for those who may know... When you get a trespass warrant aren't you supposed to get some documentation? I was just told that I was trespassed and not to return again per the bitchy bartender's request.
I could have sworn I should have received some paper work or some shit.
A warrant you do not need to be served with paperwork. A no-contact order you do have to be served. But trespassing usually is only applicable if signs are posted, or on a previous occasion in which police were involved you were told not to return. Other than that, at court, they will CWOF it with a do not return stipulation - IF you have to even go to court. A police officer or officer of the court telling you you can't return is just as good as paper serving.
Parkbandit
08-31-2009, 11:03 AM
Did you start at HSN yet Sean?
4a6c1
08-31-2009, 11:19 AM
Problem: You try and improve the minds of people who hang in bars.
Solution: Stay out of bars. Improve your own mind. See subtext.
Subtext:
Go to school.
Volunteer time.
Excercise.
:)
Tea & Strumpets
08-31-2009, 11:29 AM
"hey chill and watch your fucking language in front of the ladies" Perhaps.
Isn't that a little ironic? "Stop fucking swearing!"
Fallen
08-31-2009, 11:34 AM
This may have been brought up before, but do you still have your GI bill? You could go to school, and still have extra money to help with living expenses and the like. Chapter 30 isn't as good as Chapter 33, but it is still pretty awesome.
Keller
08-31-2009, 12:27 PM
I just can't wait until this is all gone and I can move on my with my life.
Stop kidding yourself.
You're too immature and have too little common sense to avoid trouble.
/twocents.
Suppa Hobbit Mage
08-31-2009, 12:41 PM
For real Sean, you are going to the wrong bars if you keep getting in fights in them. It's like every other week. Hell, I can't even remember the last time I SAW a fight in a bar, much less participated.
You need to reassess your activities - if going to a bar leads to drama, stop going.
StrayRogue
08-31-2009, 01:00 PM
For real Sean, you are going to the wrong bars if you keep getting in fights in them. It's like every other week. Hell, I can't even remember the last time I SAW a fight in a bar, much less participated.
You need to reassess your activities - if going to a bar leads to drama, stop going.
Word.
Kuyuk
08-31-2009, 02:01 PM
Maybe the recovering alcoholic should not go to bars - even if it's to play 'free' poker, and get 'free' sodas while playing, since he has 78 cents to his name.
I cant do community service, but I can go sit on a beach.
I cant work because I hurt my arm, but I can tackle people in chairs.
I owe tons of money to the Man, havent talked to my kids, but I have time to go to the beach and look at cameltoe (male probably), and fight in bars, and have enough spare change to start smoking again.. because cigs are cheap.
Every thread is the same old shit.
Grow a pair of balls, call the kids 1800 collect style.
Or get arrested again, and for your one free call, call them.
I hope you actually spent the money that I and others gave you as you said, and not on beer, diet coke at bars or smokes.
and lol @ celephais :)
Keller
08-31-2009, 02:31 PM
Maybe the recovering alcoholic should not go to bars - even if it's to play 'free' poker, and get 'free' sodas while playing, since he has 78 cents to his name.
I cant do community service, but I can go sit on a beach.
I cant work because I hurt my arm, but I can tackle people in chairs.
I owe tons of money to the Man, havent talked to my kids, but I have time to go to the beach and look at cameltoe (male probably), and fight in bars, and have enough spare change to start smoking again.. because cigs are cheap.
Every thread is the same old shit.
Grow a pair of balls, call the kids 1800 collect style.
Or get arrested again, and for your one free call, call them.
I hope you actually spent the money that I and others gave you as you said, and not on beer, diet coke at bars or smokes.
and lol @ celephais :)
I genuinely can't believe people STILL give Stan a hard time about being a kid and doing stupid, STUPID shit you'd expect from a kid, but won't tell Sean he's a worthless steaming pile of shit.
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 02:46 PM
Maybe the recovering alcoholic should not go to bars - even if it's to play 'free' poker, and get 'free' sodas while playing, since he has 78 cents to his name.
I cant do community service, but I can go sit on a beach.
I cant work because I hurt my arm, but I can tackle people in chairs.
I owe tons of money to the Man, havent talked to my kids, but I have time to go to the beach and look at cameltoe (male probably), and fight in bars, and have enough spare change to start smoking again.. because cigs are cheap.
Every thread is the same old shit.
Grow a pair of balls, call the kids 1800 collect style.
Or get arrested again, and for your one free call, call them.
I hope you actually spent the money that I and others gave you as you said, and not on beer, diet coke at bars or smokes.
and lol @ celephais :)
I couldn't do community service (Heavy lifting at that) today because they require a full day not to mention my bus pass expired. *(because the fucking dog stabbed it's eye and she wanted me to go to the vet with her)
I don't pay for food or diet coke. I did trade some food for smokes however and now I can't quit coughing ffs.
I've tried to call my kids at least 50 times and the father answers with "nobody is home" or "They're out".
For the record I used my good arm to push him to the floor however my bad arm/pinched nerve/wtf ever it was is at like 90% fine now other than the atrophy from not using it.
Wasn't much of an option what to do with my time today so the beach and some exercise sounded good. The beach is a stone throw away just one big ass bridge and causeway to cross.
And the recovering alcoholic bit. I'm not recovering I am an alcoholic. I'll never abstain completely. Nothing is going to stop me from having a beer in front of a baseball or football game. What has stopped is me drinking a 1.75 of vodka a day. I've learned to accept limits and avoid the binges.
Speaking of which I have a 7pm meeting tonight which reminds me I could have done one earlier today rather than waste the time.
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 02:48 PM
Did you start at HSN yet Sean?
Orientation is on campus on Sept 8th. Then 6 weeks of training remotely on shifts from home office.
diethx
08-31-2009, 03:24 PM
I hope you actually spent the money that I and others gave you
lol sucker
Celephais
08-31-2009, 03:46 PM
15 days short of the 1 year anniversary of this thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35996
... I do find it funny how my sympathys have changed. I mean... I still feel sorry for you/would buy you a pint, but I imagine if you really wanted to you could keep yourself out of these situations.
Madcap
08-31-2009, 03:52 PM
15 days short of the 1 year anniversary of this thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35996
... I do find it funny how my sympathys have changed. I mean... I still feel sorry for you/would buy you a pint, but I imagine if you really wanted to you could keep yourself out of these situations.
I'm wondering the exact date he broke a mirror, spat on a grave and had a black cat cross his path. I'm guessing they all happened simultaneously..
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 03:56 PM
15 days short of the 1 year anniversary of this thread: http://forum.gsplayers.com/showthread.php?t=35996
... I do find it funny how my sympathys have changed. I mean... I still feel sorry for you/would buy you a pint, but I imagine if you really wanted to you could keep yourself out of these situations.
Yeah that was a pretty bad night. I've been back to that place maybe five times since and it was a daily haunt for lunch for years. ($1.25 steamed veggies with malt vinegar for the win). The owner's are good friends of mine for many years and both have had cancer and she had a double masectomy. That's where I donate my hair or auction a mohawk or whatever the winning bidder wants for locks of love every year.
I do my best to keep myself out of these situations now days. I just need to learn to keep my mouth shut. This one started over someone cussing out a guy for smoking (in a smoking establishment) in front of some of my lady friends. I of course being Sean mouthed up about it. Sorry.
I'll be quitting the league most likely after the next semi for the WSOP ticket. Currently I'm 76th out of around 3000 players but that rank is a week old. Top 160 play in the tourney.
*My daughter's birthday is in 15 days :)
Keller
08-31-2009, 04:05 PM
This one started over someone cussing out a guy for smoking (in a smoking establishment) in front of some of my lady friends. I of course being Sean mouthed up about it.
Someone was calling a guy a cunt?
thefarmer
08-31-2009, 04:12 PM
I just need to learn to.. quit being Sean .
Fixed.
Hulkein
08-31-2009, 04:22 PM
If you don't have anything to do until sentencing/work in 8-10 days from now and you are getting cabin fever, why don't you just dress up like a bum and beg for cash for a week?
The blog you could write about your experiences would be worth it alone.
Sweets
08-31-2009, 04:24 PM
lol sucker
This to everyone that gave Sean money. I honestly think Sean tries but he just doesn't get it. He never will. He will be able to sad sack himself into fucking away the money and trying to make you sympathetic. I've know many a person like Sean. I would NEVER give them money. Support. Sure.
Sean of the Thread
08-31-2009, 04:54 PM
The money is already paid to the salvation army probation office and the Pinellas county clerk of courts.
It's why my ass isn't in jail right now and doing community service to pay off the rest before 9/11
And yes Keller he was calling a guy a cunt amongst other things and to others as well.
Kuyuk
08-31-2009, 04:55 PM
Jail would probably be good for you.
Keller
08-31-2009, 04:56 PM
Jail would probably be good for you.
Yup.
Parkbandit
08-31-2009, 05:31 PM
If you don't have anything to do until sentencing/work in 8-10 days from now and you are getting cabin fever, why don't you just dress up like a bum and beg for cash for a week?
The blog you could write about your experiences would be worth it alone.
Holy shit.. I think that's a great idea.
Just keep track of what types of people give you money and write about them. Keep track of the people that tell you to get a job and throw pennies at your face.
I would so do this if I were you.
PLUS IT'S FREE MONEY!
Paradii
08-31-2009, 05:41 PM
Holy shit.. I think that's a great idea.
Just keep track of what types of people give you money and write about them. Keep track of the people that tell you to get a job and throw pennies at your face.
I would so do this if I were you.
PLUS IT'S FREE MONEY!
I was walking around Anchorage the other day, took a quick break on the side of the road to eat a bagel or something, and some guy gave me a dollar and told me to get my act together.
That was a tough hit to my self-esteem.
Mighty Nikkisaurus
08-31-2009, 05:58 PM
ffs, stop going to bars. Just stop. Even if you haven't had a drink in a while, you're a "dry drunk" because you haven't actually completed treatment or a 12-step program.
I've said this to you before and I'll say it to you again.. you will never have control over your life until you get yourself under control. And if you have too much pride or whatever else bs excuses to not get this shit under control, then you're always going to be a so-called 'walking catastrophe'.
I know bad shit can happen in compound ways to some people but I don't believe for one second that you're some innocent, heroic bystander who is the victim of repeated poor fortune. Your reality is a direct result of your behavior.
There are a million poor fucks out there with worse circumstances than you. Stop making excuses and feeling sorry for yourself and fucking DO something about it, or STFU.
Get a hobby that keeps you inside and out of troub. . oh.
TheEschaton
08-31-2009, 06:10 PM
I was once standing in a Boston T stop, which was near a homeless shelter I worked at, with a cup of coffee.
I guess maybe I wasn't holding it at mouth level, but more by my side, and some guy comes in and drops a quarter in it, splashing coffee all over my hand and making me drop my coffee. I yell WTF! and the guy was super embarassed.
It was pretty funny.
Hulkein
08-31-2009, 06:20 PM
Holy shit.. I think that's a great idea.
Just keep track of what types of people give you money and write about them. Keep track of the people that tell you to get a job and throw pennies at your face.
I would so do this if I were you.
PLUS IT'S FREE MONEY!
Exactly. Take as many pics as possible. It would be great.
ffs, stop going to bars. Just stop. Even if you haven't had a drink in a while, you're a "dry drunk" because you haven't actually completed treatment or a 12-step program.
I've said this to you before and I'll say it to you again.. you will never have control over your life until you get yourself under control. And if you have too much pride or whatever else bs excuses to not get this shit under control, then you're always going to be a so-called 'walking catastrophe'.
I know bad shit can happen in compound ways to some people but I don't believe for one second that you're some innocent, heroic bystander who is the victim of repeated poor fortune. Your reality is a direct result of your behavior.
There are a million poor fucks out there with worse circumstances than you. Stop making excuses and feeling sorry for yourself and fucking DO something about it, or STFU.
Worth repeating.
And the bold part, learn it, live it, love it.
Tsa`ah
08-31-2009, 10:08 PM
For real Sean, you are going to the wrong bars if you keep getting in fights in them. It's like every other week. Hell, I can't even remember the last time I SAW a fight in a bar, much less participated.
You need to reassess your activities - if going to a bar leads to drama, stop going.
This.
My oldest kid is 13, two years before she was born was the last time someone threw a punch at me, three years prior was the last punch I threw.
I can't wrap my head around some of the shit you get yourself into ... and you're a father. Despite the hand you were dealt, you chose to father children (be it intentionally or via lack of personal responsibility). It's time to step up to the fucking plate, you're not a fucking teenager or twenty something without responsibilities.
RichardCranium
08-31-2009, 10:21 PM
At least you have the football season to look forward to. Oh, wait...
Drevihyin
08-31-2009, 11:03 PM
Write a book on the last 6 months of your life and maybe someone will turn it into a sitcom or movie. If it was a reality show I couldn't wait for the next episode to see what the hell happens next.
Celephais
08-31-2009, 11:11 PM
Write a book on the last 6 months of your life and maybe someone will turn it into a sitcom or movie. If it was a reality show I couldn't wait for the next episode to see what the hell happens next.
Don't hope for a feel-good.
pabstblueribbon
08-31-2009, 11:35 PM
In the dictionary, sympathy is located between shit and syphilis.
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